Colchester 0-2 Saints - Match Thread

[Suhari]

Despite the amusement I get from his initials, Brereton Díaz offers absolutely nothing in the box.

Limp and impotent.

Edited Saturday at 17:48 by Suhari

[Dr Who?]

Can’t spy, can’t play 🤔 

[OttawaSaint]

Just now, trousers said:

Right then.... Heading out for my birthday meal... I repeat, this'll end 0-0... Mark my words... TTFN x

Happy birthday Trousers lad. 

👖 🎂 

[Saint Fan CaM]

Just now, trousers said:

Right then.... Heading out for my birthday meal... I repeat, this'll end 0-0... Mark my words... TTFN x

That’s a reverse thingy right? 😉

[RedArmy]

Hahahahhaha BBD doing a great Downs impression. 
 

Damian not syndrome. 

[johnnyboy]

50 minutes ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Touch of a sex offender by BBD there.

Calling @Starksj1995 to the match thread

[Saint NL]

59 minutes and hearing the commentator say "there's some tired legs out there" must be a new record

[CSA96]

On: Bragg and Larin 
Off: Fellows and Brereton-Diaz

[Edmonton Saint]

Laughable from BBD

[Colinjb]

BBD Professional Footballer. Cannot even contact a ball cleanly.

Time for Larin.

[Suhari]

Bosh.

Big fellas on.

[saintwbu]

For all the criticism of Fellows he’s put in probably the 3 best balls of the game to create good openings

[Saint Fan CaM]

Another example of BBD’s expert striker ability.

[obelisk]

Out shooting is so bad I wouldn't give us much hope if it comes to a penalty shoot out.

[Lee On Solent Saint]

Thank fuck for that. Never want to see BBD start another game for us.

[OttawaSaint]

1 minute ago, Suhari said:

Despite the amusement I get from his initials, Brereton Díaz offers absolutely nothing in the box.

Limp.

No probing, no slipping in behind the back, no explosive finish.

Needs a name change. 

[Nordic Saint]

16 minutes ago, NewYorkSaint said:

Logged in to see if anyone here had a written a positive comment about anything.  And....  not so much.

Finn Azaz and Shea Charles are available on the subs bench.

[Dr Who?]

Seriously though we rarely start seasons well, not sure why! 

This game does feel like a friendly rather than a cup tie, that to be fair I only start getting interested at the quarter final stage… about when we go out! 

[MB]

Diaz please just pack your bags and fuck off.

[coalman]

Just now, Lee On Solent Saint said:

Thank fuck for that. Never want to see BBD start another game for us.

He even manages to make walking off look laboured and difficult.

[Suhari]

Just now, OttawaSaint said:

No probing, no slipping in behind the back, no explosive finish.

Needs a name change. 

Can't remember the last time he smashed one in.

[Saint NL]

Should have gone two up front with BBD and Damion Downs, just to see who was worse if nothing else

[BranfootsLoveChild]

Tonda cannot possibly have any thoughts of starting BBD next week.......can he?

[hypochondriac]

1 minute ago, MB said:

Diaz please just pack your bags and fuck off.

Hello again. Any update on the club supposedly knowing the spygate punishment ?

[hypochondriac]

This does highlight how badly we need a new striker. Can't just rely on Larin all season.

[coalman]

1 minute ago, Saint NL said:

Should have gone two up front with BBD and Damion Downs, just to see who was worse if nothing else

Once you're past the event horizon of abysmal comparisons are no longer possible.

[Saint NL]

Scienza should have taken his summer holiday in Turkey, that comb-over is fooling noone 

Edited Saturday at 17:57 by Saint NL

[whelk]

1 minute ago, hypochondriac said:

This does highlight how badly we need a new striker. Can't just rely on Larin all season.

Better that than BBD flattered to deceive. So obvious to everyone we need a striker

[Saint Fan CaM]

Oh no. New signing from Wolves on for them. Bound to score.

[Monk]

Just now, Saint NL said:

Scienza should have taken his summer holiday in Turkey, that comb-over is following noone 

It’s not fooling us either. 

[James]

Surely the BBD experiment is over after tonight. I wanted to buy into the idea of him being ok as cover but he’s just crap.

[Saint NL]

Just now, Monk said:

It’s not fooling us either. 

I don't even know how auto correct has come up with that 🤣

[OttawaSaint]

Their keeper still hasn't had to make a save.

[OttawaSaint]

Come on Larin. Do we need to order you a shawarma extra garlic sauce?

[obelisk]

When will Saints increase the urgency?

[CSA96]

Colchester 0-1 Saints
Larin 72'

[obelisk]

Easy for Larin. 1-0 Saints.

[OttawaSaint]

Just now, obelisk said:

When will Saints increase the urgency?

Now! 1-0!

[Colinjb]

Oi, Ben. That's how Strikers do it.

Get in.

[East Kent Saint]

17 shots one on target ffs

We score as I posted 😄

Edited Saturday at 18:00 by East Kent Saint

[coalman]

Larin!

[OttawaSaint]

1 minute ago, OttawaSaint said:

Come on Larin. Do we need to order you a shawarma extra garlic sauce?

That perked him up...

[Lighthouse]

That’ll do!

[NewYorkSaint]

ping ping ping BOOM!

[The Kraken]

Yay

[obelisk]

Saints will presumably now try to hang on to the lead.

[davefizzy14]

Cyle 😊 get in! 

[Saint Fan CaM]

Hoo bloody ray!

[Suhari]

Big Cyle gives us more in the box in 5 minutes,than BBD managed in 65.

[hypochondriac]

Woop. Love Cyle. Another top striker needed lads and we are away.