Pancake Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 back on Fathers Day 21st June... same as the British GP. Looking like an ace ****ing day if I can get a BBQ in there as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 woo hoo :-) about bloody time too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 back on Fathers Day 21st June... same as the British GP. Looking like an ace ****ing day if I can get a BBQ in there as well. This is wonderful news - thanks for making my otherwise rubbish (so far) working day cheery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 (edited) I understand one of the features is a race up country, London to Edinburgh by rail and road. IIRC, Clarkson will be on the footplate of the brand new A1 Peppercorn Class Pacific, called Tornado [because he actually loves steam locomotives though he wouldn't admit it] http://www.a1steam.com/ Hamster will be on a Vincent Motorcycle, and May is in an old Jaguar. Apparently, and as usual, it was a close run thing. Edited 12 June, 2009 by St Landrew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 Outstanding. Bring on the entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 I understand one of the features is a race up country, London to Edinburgh by rail and road. IIRC, Clarkson will be on the footplate of the brand new A1 Peppercorn Class Pacific, called Tornado [because he actually loves steam locomotives though he wouldn't admit it] http://www.a1steam.com/ Hamster will be on a Vincent Motorcycle, and May is in an old Jaguar. Apparently, and as usual, it was a close run thing. How weird. As much as I enjoy watching their races, it's so obvious that they are staged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 How weird. As much as I enjoy watching their races, it's so obvious that they are staged. Well that goes without saying, but consider that a fair amount of research will go in to make sure they ARE fairly close in the first instance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 12 June, 2009 Author Share Posted 12 June, 2009 They also filmed some bits at Canary Wharf back in April. I would guess from the location and cars that it was some kind of "Cars for Credit crunched Bankers" http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=canary%20wharf%20top%20gear&w=all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 12 June, 2009 Share Posted 12 June, 2009 Should be a good day then. F4SA in Plymouth all weekend, then back in time for Top Gear and Father's day presents. The only down side being having to close the pub down that night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee_saint Posted 21 June, 2009 Share Posted 21 June, 2009 I liked todays episode, had to laugh at Scum-macher being the Stig. Also, Clarkson was fucked at the end of that train journey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 21 June, 2009 Share Posted 21 June, 2009 Bet that hotel was ****ed at the state of their walls. Schumacher isn't the real Stig anyway, he was there because the ferrari fxx raced for it's lap time belongs to him. Ergo he raced his own car, just dressed as the Stig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 21 June, 2009 Share Posted 21 June, 2009 Really enjoyed that, would love to know if Hammond made it. The whole Schumacher thing was a little embarrasing though, of course it was going to be a convenient stunt like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 21 June, 2009 Share Posted 21 June, 2009 Really enjoyed that, would love to know if Hammond made it. The whole Schumacher thing was a little embarrasing though, of course it was going to be a convenient stunt like that. He did. There are photos to prove it. Just Google for them, as I can't remember the link. I think it's on the A1 Tornado Steam Train website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 22 June, 2009 Share Posted 22 June, 2009 so.....was MS the stig all along then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 22 June, 2009 Share Posted 22 June, 2009 so.....was MS the stig all along then? Is this a joke? If not, of course not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 22 June, 2009 Share Posted 22 June, 2009 The fact that Schumacher beat the best lap time by 7 seconds makes the real Stig look a bit of an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 22 June, 2009 Author Share Posted 22 June, 2009 The fact that Schumacher beat the best lap time by 7 seconds makes the real Stig look a bit of an idiot. Best lap was in a Renault F1. 59 seconds I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alanh Posted 22 June, 2009 Share Posted 22 June, 2009 So does the FXX qualify for the power lap? It didsn't look like the nose would go over a speed bump, which is their qualifying criteria. Mighty quick car though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 22 June, 2009 Author Share Posted 22 June, 2009 So does the FXX qualify for the power lap? It didsn't look like the nose would go over a speed bump, which is their qualifying criteria. Mighty quick car though. My money is on next week they take it off due to it being ineligible and the fact they were "duped" into having someone other than the Stig race it. Maybe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 22 June, 2009 Share Posted 22 June, 2009 Is this a joke? If not, of course not. It wasn't. i missed Top Gear last night, and everyone keeps telling me MS was/is the (white suited) stig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 22 June, 2009 Share Posted 22 June, 2009 I didn't see Top Gear last night, but people told me MS was revealed as the stig. I laughed at them for believing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 22 June, 2009 Share Posted 22 June, 2009 It was clearly going to be a joke, I didn't think it would be Schuey though. I thought it would be Clarksons mum or something. Plus, MS is really small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee_saint Posted 22 June, 2009 Share Posted 22 June, 2009 Of course we knew it was going to be a joke, Clarkson hinted at that in his newspaper article. I'm glad that Clarkson didn't win one of the races for once though and I'm glad he was made to work too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 22 June, 2009 Share Posted 22 June, 2009 awesome episode, glad its back, and judging by the little preview of this series clip they played at the start, looks like its going to be a good series :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 22 June, 2009 Author Share Posted 22 June, 2009 awesome episode, glad its back, and judging by the little preview of this series clip they played at the start, looks like its going to be a good series :-) Veyron Vs Lambo Murci SV Vs McLaren F1 at some point by the looks of it... *licks lips* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 22 June, 2009 Share Posted 22 June, 2009 So does the FXX qualify for the power lap? It didsn't look like the nose would go over a speed bump, which is their qualifying criteria. Mighty quick car though. It's not road legal. When buying them from Ferrari, you can only use them on track days with Ferrari pit crews. Therefore, the lap time shouldn't count IMO. I would be interested to see schumi go round in the next quickest car on the board to see how much is down to the man and how much is down to the machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 23 June, 2009 Share Posted 23 June, 2009 I can answer that. It's 75% the machine and 25% the man, assuming both are capable drivers. Even Fisichella managed a couple of wins during Alonso's championship years. I'd expect Schumi to beat most people in the Fxx with the possible exception of Marc Gene, who spends his entire working week pounding round the Ferrari test track fine tuning their exotica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alanh Posted 23 June, 2009 Share Posted 23 June, 2009 It's not road legal. When buying them from Ferrari, you can only use them on track days with Ferrari pit crews. Therefore, the lap time shouldn't count IMO. I would be interested to see schumi go round in the next quickest car on the board to see how much is down to the man and how much is down to the machine. I thought there would be a problem with it's legality for the Power lap time, it will be interesting to see if they remove it from the top of the board next week. The FXX has been around for a while so I was surprised they hadn't had on on there before. I guess it was part of the deal for getting MS on the show. Shame he didn't really have a go in the reasonabley priced car (Liana?) to see how he compared to the other racing drivers who have done a lap in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 23 June, 2009 Share Posted 23 June, 2009 I thought there would be a problem with it's legality for the Power lap time, it will be interesting to see if they remove it from the top of the board next week. The FXX has been around for a while so I was surprised they hadn't had on on there before. I guess it was part of the deal for getting MS on the show. Shame he didn't really have a go in the reasonabley priced car (Liana?) to see how he compared to the other racing drivers who have done a lap in it. I have a feeling in my waters that Schumi is going to do a few runs at this year's Festival of Speed and that is why he is here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 23 June, 2009 Share Posted 23 June, 2009 I thought there would be a problem with it's legality for the Power lap time, it will be interesting to see if they remove it from the top of the board next week. The FXX has been around for a while so I was surprised they hadn't had on on there before. I guess it was part of the deal for getting MS on the show. Shame he didn't really have a go in the reasonabley priced car (Liana?) to see how he compared to the other racing drivers who have done a lap in it. If he did, there's no way they would use up the schumy exclusive all in one show, they would show that on another episode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexstar Posted 23 June, 2009 Share Posted 23 June, 2009 Does Schumacher not test drive Ferrari's? Therefore the only way Top Gear could get the new ferrari on the show was by having Schumacher drive it round the track, as they weren't going to let just anybody drive a £1,000,000 car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 23 June, 2009 Author Share Posted 23 June, 2009 Does Schumacher not test drive Ferrari's? Therefore the only way Top Gear could get the new ferrari on the show was by having Schumacher drive it round the track, as they weren't going to let just anybody drive a £1,000,000 car. It was MS's own Fxx. As Ferrari only let you drive "your" Fxx where and when they say, they would only allow TG to put it round their track if MS did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 25 June, 2009 Share Posted 25 June, 2009 Haven't seen it yet, will have to watch the repeat tomorrow night. Saw a clip of Schumi dressed as the stig. Cringeworthy piece of television. They should have just had him in the Fxx as himself, interviewed him, then stuck him in a Liana. And get Coulthard and Brundle in the Liana too, now they work for the Beeb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd Posted 1 July, 2009 Share Posted 1 July, 2009 Utter ****e. Just how many times can they churn out the same old gags? Oh look, James May's left his car unattended, let's vandalise it. Oh Jeremy you're so funny. Idea for new TV show... Jeremy Clarkson flies the worlds most unreliable Aircraft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 1 July, 2009 Share Posted 1 July, 2009 Utter ****e. Just how many times can they churn out the same old gags? Oh look, James May's left his car unattended, let's vandalise it. Oh Jeremy you're so funny. Idea for new TV show... Jeremy Clarkson flies the worlds most unreliable Aircraft. Deffo starting to wear thin, im really enjoying the current series of Fifth Gear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 1 July, 2009 Share Posted 1 July, 2009 It's a bit love hate with me and Top Gear. Some of the stuff they do is the best television I have ever seen. Trying to send the Reliant Robin into space The road trips accross the Deep South and Botswana Racing the Veyron and the Typhoon The races to Oslo, Monte Carlo, The Alpine ski resort, across London and from Turin to London. Sabine Schmitt driving the van around the Nurburg. The 24 hour race at Silverstone. The Hamster's ill fated rocket car attempt. The F1 drivers in the reasonably priced car. All of it fantastic television, but it's ruined at times by stunts which are blatently staged, childish humour and terrible acting. Sketches like the caravan holiday were just very poor slapstick. I'd like to see power laps board for novelty vehicles. They've already had the Sea Harrier and Renault F1. How about more like that. A combine harvester, a milk float, a hearse, a hovercraft, a tractor, etc. It would be pointless, but quite entertaining IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 1 July, 2009 Share Posted 1 July, 2009 Utter ****e. Just how many times can they churn out the same old gags? Oh look, James May's left his car unattended, let's vandalise it. Oh Jeremy you're so funny. Idea for new TV show... Jeremy Clarkson flies the worlds most unreliable Aircraft. May is ok but Clarkson is busy eating himself and Hammond has moved into kids tv and that better suits his puerile sense of humour. May's recent programme celebrating the 40th anniversary of the moon landings was ten times more entertaining than the sh1te Top Gear churned out on Sunday. Bring back William Woollard as i wouldn't mind a programme about cars I could actually buy or even aspire to. Now I must go and tell my teenage son to start saving for his Volvo Turbo estate or some obscure Hyundai coupe. Why can't worthy and informative be funny as well - James May can do it as his recent programmes has shown plus his wine tours with Oz Clarke. TG is repetitive, predictable and toe curlingly embarrassing at times with their staged events and faux acting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 2 July, 2009 Author Share Posted 2 July, 2009 TG is repetitive, predictable and toe curlingly embarrassing at times with their staged events and faux acting. When you say TG, you mean NC, yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 2 July, 2009 Share Posted 2 July, 2009 Why can't worthy and informative be funny as well - James May can do it as his recent programmes has shown plus his wine tours with Oz Clarke. TG is repetitive, predictable and toe curlingly embarrassing at times with their staged events and faux acting. May is a jumped up wannabee c-list celeb who can't take a joke. My company recently sponsored an event whereby he was doing the after dinner speech. His whole theme was taking the mick out of himself as the "other one from top gear" - on the basis that Clarkson and Hammond are better known. After the event standing in the Hotel Foyer, I went up to James in a jovial way and said "excuse me, aren't you the other one off Top Gear"? - call it an ice breaker if you will. The look he gave me was as if I had exhumed his grandma and took her round the back of the cemetary. What a tosser, especially as it was his bloody joke in the first place. So, as I said, a jumped up wannabee celeb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 2 July, 2009 Share Posted 2 July, 2009 Utter ****e. Just how many times can they churn out the same old gags? Oh look, James May's left his car unattended, let's vandalise it. Oh Jeremy you're so funny. Idea for new TV show... Jeremy Clarkson flies the worlds most unreliable Aircraft. dont watch it then!! I like it just the way it is thank you very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 2 July, 2009 Share Posted 2 July, 2009 May is ok but Clarkson is busy eating himself and Hammond has moved into kids tv and that better suits his puerile sense of humour. May's recent programme celebrating the 40th anniversary of the moon landings was ten times more entertaining than the sh1te Top Gear churned out on Sunday. Bring back William Woollard as i wouldn't mind a programme about cars I could actually buy or even aspire to. Now I must go and tell my teenage son to start saving for his Volvo Turbo estate or some obscure Hyundai coupe. Why can't worthy and informative be funny as well - James May can do it as his recent programmes has shown plus his wine tours with Oz Clarke. TG is repetitive, predictable and toe curlingly embarrassing at times with their staged events and faux acting. more carp from you i see NC, glad you dont just reserve it for the main board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 2 July, 2009 Share Posted 2 July, 2009 I thought it was as brilliant as ever this week. Would have been good if hammond and clarkson bought typical young guy cars though, something small fast and french, you know, normal cars that young lads buy, would have made it more interesting. But still, nothing better on tv at the moment. Agree with NC though, that may program about the moon landing was entertaining and informative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 2 July, 2009 Share Posted 2 July, 2009 more carp from you i see NC, glad you dont just reserve it for the main board. You're welcome because you are of course always right in your opinions and I understand that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 2 July, 2009 Share Posted 2 July, 2009 May is a jumped up wannabee c-list celeb who can't take a joke. My company recently sponsored an event whereby he was doing the after dinner speech. His whole theme was taking the mick out of himself as the "other one from top gear" - on the basis that Clarkson and Hammond are better known. After the event standing in the Hotel Foyer, I went up to James in a jovial way and said "excuse me, aren't you the other one off Top Gear"? - call it an ice breaker if you will. The look he gave me was as if I had exhumed his grandma and took her round the back of the cemetary. What a tosser, especially as it was his bloody joke in the first place. So, as I said, a jumped up wannabee celeb. Aren't all celebs the same or would you expect Johnny Depp to take you for a beer? Unsolicited ice breakers should be treated with the contempt they deserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 2 July, 2009 Share Posted 2 July, 2009 When you say TG, you mean NC, yeah? I expect you're right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 2 July, 2009 Share Posted 2 July, 2009 You're welcome because you are of course always right in your opinions and I understand that. not at all. Just dont understand why, if you dont like something, why watch it and then slag it off? Just to get a reaction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 2 July, 2009 Share Posted 2 July, 2009 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1304162912186494266 American roadtrip remains the best one i've ever seen, though the other two specials i've seen were awesome (Polar one and the one with Oliver, can't remember where that was). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 2 July, 2009 Share Posted 2 July, 2009 (edited) Aren't all celebs the same or would you expect Johnny Depp to take you for a beer? Unsolicited ice breakers should be treated with the contempt they deserve. Not when my sponsorship is contributing towards his fee - the ungrateful saddo c-lister should show some ****ing respect. Those that bite the hand that feeds them should be left to starve. Although I can see why you like May, as your main main Lowe didn't give a **** about his paymasters either....and the rest is history. Edited 2 July, 2009 by Johnny Bognor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 2 July, 2009 Share Posted 2 July, 2009 Not when my sponsorship is contributing towards his fee - the ungrateful saddo c-lister should show some ****ing respect. Those that bite the hand that feeds them should be left to starve. Although I can see why you like May, as your main main Lowe didn't give a **** about his paymasters either....and the rest is history. If you did what father ted did to "victor Meldrew" (im ganna assume uve seen that episode) you would expect to get battered, you did the same thing to james may, what did you expect? Him to turn round with a massive smile on his face as if he'd never heard that **** one liner before? If you'd shaken his hand and introduced yourself like a normal human being maybe he'd have been more responsive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 2 July, 2009 Share Posted 2 July, 2009 Not when my sponsorship is contributing towards his fee - the ungrateful saddo c-lister should show some ****ing respect. Those that bite the hand that feeds them should be left to starve. Although I can see why you like May, as your main main Lowe didn't give a **** about his paymasters either....and the rest is history. So you are upset because you believe you paid for May's undivided attention and he treated you with, by the sounds of it, justifiable contempt. He gave you an after dinner speech didn't he or was it in his contract to be paid to socialise with those who expected attention because they had 'paid' for him to provide another service. Tradesmen must dread coming to your house to do a job and then expected to waste valuable time chatting with you as you have paid them. Do you pay for all your social interaction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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