Pilchards Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 maybe they can now as it's been named as the Pompey boss. Any tasty songs? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2838279/Avram-Grant-is-the-Premier-League-manager-who-visited-a-brothel.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 This is very unfair , I happen to know that Avram only visits 'knocking shops' in a charitable attempt to save fallen women . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 This is very unfair , I happen to know that Avram only visits 'knocking shops' in a charitable attempt to save fallen women . Quite right. Avram is a modern day William Gladstone. It is a disgrace that the Sun have outed him, as being the modest, unassuming guy that he is, he didn't want to take credit for his good works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Anyone know where in Horton Heath? I'm looking to buy a property out there. I'll leave you to make your own jokes, but I'm thinking that it maybe on sale on the cheap, and the Missus coulod start working from home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianoneils slidingtackle Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Life if good, I love P*mpey, hours of fun for all the family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 5 Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 The woe increases and this morning it seems they have ANOTHER new owner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 I love the 'massive blow for Po*pey' line ---sheer Sun tat but oh so funny being as it's them! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordswoodsaints Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 He was only there to get directions on how to get away from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 It just gets worse - what a den of sin they live in down there. Disgusting really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowds Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Anyone know where in Horton Heath? I'm looking to buy a property out there. I'll leave you to make your own jokes, but I'm thinking that it maybe on sale on the cheap, and the Missus coulod start working from home. In a unit behind the petrol station apparently... always thought it was an urban myth about a brothal there but I guess there must be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedWillie Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Poor old Pomp*y, can it get any worse.......? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so22saint Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Does your wife know, Does your wife know, Does your wife know you are here. Does your wife know you are here. It's like Shilton all over again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthamSteve Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 I saw this on the 'Theme' thread and I've been singing it (in my head) daily since. Apologies to whoever made it up, I'm knicking your idea. OOOOHHHHH Avram Grant likes Thai Girls He likes the Asian Fun and when he wants a Blow Job He goes to Unit one And when he get his pay packet he goes to Horton Heath A quick Rub down A little massage and a spot of hand relief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul75 Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Anyone know where in Horton Heath? I'm looking to buy a property out there. I'll leave you to make your own jokes, but I'm thinking that it maybe on sale on the cheap, and the Missus coulod start working from home. In a unit behind the petrol station apparently... always thought it was an urban myth about a brothal there but I guess there must be. Use to live not far from there. you cant miss it...it's the only industrial unit with net curtains up.............................So i was told Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Just a thought for our fishy friends... Ironic that Avram gets his 'relief' from Southampton, not Portsmouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joensuu Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 [Lame effort alert] Grant, Grant, wherever you may be, You've kept the skates at the bottom of the league, At least you're not a **** like Peter Storrie, but you still f*** about with Thai Ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Bloody Sun, they could have held this until next week the swines. Still, I am sure ther will be something else to fill the sports pages involving them nearer the date of The Big Match. Poor old Avram, barely a day goes by when there is not a TV OB unit pitched up outside their training ground down Stoneham Lane. I see hem on my way to work, the first time last year, I stopped to ask what the hot story was? It was when they had given Tony Adams the heave ho and was amidst the speculation. Now though it is becoming annoying and I am tempted to run the bastards over. Actually, the amount of times I've seen their players doing illegal left turns into Stoneham lane near to the Concorde Club I am temptoed to tip off the 'Filth'. Now there's an idea. Nah maybe not, I may be be many things, but I ain't no grass. Any Saints supporting traffic cops on here fancy a tea break in the Concorde Club car park praps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Whoreton heath....... you just coudn't right this stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomobz Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 I saw this on the 'Theme' thread and I've been singing it (in my head) daily since. Apologies to whoever made it up, I'm knicking your idea. OOOOHHHHH Avram Grant likes Thai Girls He likes the Asian Fun and when he wants a Blow Job He goes to Unit one And when he get his pay packet he goes to Horton Heath A quick Rub down A little massage and a spot of hand relief. hahah thats awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 I think we need "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew (ask your dad) played before kick off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthamSteve Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 I think we need "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew (ask your dad) played before kick off... ask your Dad you bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFC Forever Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 It just gets worse - what a den of sin they live in down there. Disgusting really. He was only there because he couldn't afford a skate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Apparently Avram went to Unit 1 and asked for a girl named Sumalai, the madam said "but Sumalai is our best girl" unphased Avram insisted on Sumalai, "she charges a great deal of money" stated the madam, again Avram insisted on her so the madam introduced them, Sumalai said "I want £1000.00, you stay here for 1 hour and we do everything" Avram handed Sumalia £1000.00 and had sex with her for an hour, the next day Avram went back to the brothel and asked for Sumalai once more, the Madam said it was rare for someone to come back so soon and ask for Sumalai again and was he sure he did not want anyone else, Avram insisted on Sumalai, once more she only said "I want £1000.00, you stay here for 1 hour and we do everything" he again handed Sumalai £1000.00 and had sex with her for an hour, this continued for a further 3 days and on the Friday after sex Sumalai felt obliged to speak a little to Avram, some questions led to him disclosing he just got back from a business trip to the Chiang Mai province of Thailand, "wow, she said that is where I am from and my brother is a powerful man, if you done business there you may have met him, his name is Thaksin Shinawatra" Avram replied "I did meet him and he gave me £5,000.00 to give to you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 This is Mrs Avram Grant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Apparently Avram went to Unit 1 and asked for a girl named Sumalai, the madam said "but Sumalai is our best girl" unphased Avram insisted on Sumalai, "she charges a great deal of money" stated the madam, again Avram insisted on her so the madam introduced them, Sumalai said "I want £1000.00, you stay here for 1 hour and we do everything" Avram handed Sumalia £1000.00 and had sex with her for an hour, the next day Avram went back to the brothel and asked for Sumalai once more, the Madam said it was rare for someone to come back so soon and ask for Sumalai again and was he sure he did not want anyone else, Avram insisted on Sumalai, once more she only said "I want £1000.00, you stay here for 1 hour and we do everything" he again handed Sumalai £1000.00 and had sex with her for an hour, this continued for a further 3 days and on the Friday after sex Sumalai felt obliged to speak a little to Avram, some questions led to him disclosing he just got back from a business trip to the Chiang Mai province of Thailand, "wow, she said that is where I am from and my brother is a powerful man, if you done business there you may have met him, his name is Thaksin Shinawatra" Avram replied "I did meet him and he gave me £5,000.00 to give to you" Ha ha an oldie but a goldie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 He was only there because he couldn't afford a skate. I heard it was more a case of him asking for Ting Tong but she was too expensive, so the Madam said "Well we've got your usual skate fillet in the fwidge Mister"...and the rest is history. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david in sweden Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 The woe increases and this morning it seems they have ANOTHER new owner! Amazing that the FA don't have rules than ban clubs from having more than THREE owners in the same season. After all, players are limited to 3 clubs in a season ...FAVOURITISM, I call it ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 It just gets worse - what a den of sin they live in down there. Disgusting really. Quite, drivers will be caught next having sex on their buses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFC Forever Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Amazing that the FA don't have rules than ban clubs from having more than THREE owners in the same season. After all, players are limited to 3 clubs in a season ...FAVOURITISM, I call it ! It gets better as BC has said he is only short term while looking for number 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Whoreton heath....... you just coudn't right this stuff phwoarton heath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 This is Mrs Avram Grant. Looks like portsmouth tapwater alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Quite, drivers will be caught next having sex on their buses. But he was resourceful and quite canny actually. Leaving the bus CCTV switched on was a stroke of genius - protection against rape allegation or on the plus side, a pretty smart home movie to show off to the lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomobz Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 i feel sorry for the prostitute, i bet she hasnt been paid yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callysaint76 Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 i feel sorry for the prostitute, i bet she hasnt been paid yet! hahaha cracker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Mockles Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 I think we need "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew (ask your dad) played before kick off... and show the banned video on the screens (while covering the kid's eyes!) I reckon "I've got 99 problems but a b*tch ain't one!" would be great to play when the Skates came out of the tunnel! There was a funny rhyme in one of the Echo comments but I can't find it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 it seems that either they can't afford newspapers, or they can't read, BWTF, they they don't know the half of it. http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=230408 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles34 Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 It doesn't get any better for the Grant family...... Tzofit Avram Grant drinks her pee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_UvEKyzmuk 1.15 mins in This is called a ****tail in southsea, usually served with cream and chocolate sauce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Posted this on the 'themes' thread: Cheer up Avram Grant, Oh what can it mean, To a Thai sh*gging b*stard, And a sh*t football team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seany S Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 I originally posted this on the other thread, but I reckon it is a good 'un worth repeating. To the tune of "Who Ate All The Pies?" Who had all the thais Who had all the thais You skate bastard, you skate bastard You had all the thais Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Cap Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 To The Animals' "House of the Rising Sun" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C86oH5RwyJg "There is a house in Horton Heath They call it Unit One And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy And Avram Grant is one... *break into "Unit One, Unit One, he's the famous Avram Grant and he went to Unit One..."* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 To The Animals' "House of the Rising Sun" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C86oH5RwyJg "There is a house in Horton Heath They call it Unit One And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy And Avram Grant is one... *break into "Unit One, Unit One, he's the famous Avram Grant and he went to Unit One..."* Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 To The Animals' "House of the Rising Sun" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C86oH5RwyJg "There is a house in Horton Heath They call it Unit One And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy And Avram Grant is one... *break into "Unit One, Unit One, he's the famous Avram Grant and he went to Unit One..."* That, sir, is a work of genius not seen on here for years. I salute you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joensuu Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Apparently his wife couldn't care less... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1248497/Avram-Grants-defends-husband-brothel-visit-He-likes-body.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Apparently his wife couldn't care less... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1248497/Avram-Grants-defends-husband-brothel-visit-He-likes-body.html Translation, she is being slammed by 4 young hunks in Israel every night whilst he is stuck in Portsmouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 'Cheap sex with a Thai' Cheap sex with a Thai' 'Avram is one, they tickle his bum' its cheap sex with a Thai' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 I originally posted this on the other thread, but I reckon it is a good 'un worth repeating. To the tune of "Who Ate All The Pies?" Who had all the thais Who had all the thais You skate bastard, you skate bastard You had all the thais THIS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Tal Ben Haim gives grants mrs a good seeing too. Also, Younes Kaboul was caught in bed with the reserve team keeper a while back.....FACT(Jamie Ashdown?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guan 2.0 Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 [Lame effort alert] Grant, Grant, wherever you may be, You Pay for sex with Thai Ladies It could be worse, at least they've got money And they're not stuck in the bottom 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fergie Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Just for the game at st.marys against the skates... ..."caught in a brothel, avram was caught in a brothel, caught in a broooooothel...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 4 February, 2010 Share Posted 4 February, 2010 Short and simple, to the tune of 'your grounds too big for you' etc; 'Grant f*cks Thai prostitutes, Grant f*cks Thai prostitutes' Even the thickest of fan could remember that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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