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This is very unfair , I happen to know that Avram only visits 'knocking shops' in a charitable attempt to save fallen women .

 

Quite right. Avram is a modern day William Gladstone. It is a disgrace that the Sun have outed him, as being the modest, unassuming guy that he is, he didn't want to take credit for his good works.

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Anyone know where in Horton Heath?

 

I'm looking to buy a property out there.

 

I'll leave you to make your own jokes, but I'm thinking that it maybe on sale on the cheap, and the Missus coulod start working from home.

 

In a unit behind the petrol station apparently... always thought it was an urban myth about a brothal there but I guess there must be.

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I saw this on the 'Theme' thread and I've been singing it (in my head) daily since. Apologies to whoever made it up, I'm knicking your idea.

 

OOOOHHHHH

 

Avram Grant likes Thai Girls

He likes the Asian Fun

and when he wants a Blow Job

He goes to Unit one

 

And when he get his pay packet

he goes to Horton Heath

A quick Rub down

A little massage

and a spot of hand relief.

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Anyone know where in Horton Heath?

 

I'm looking to buy a property out there.

 

I'll leave you to make your own jokes, but I'm thinking that it maybe on sale on the cheap, and the Missus coulod start working from home.

 

In a unit behind the petrol station apparently... always thought it was an urban myth about a brothal there but I guess there must be.

 

Use to live not far from there. you cant miss it...it's the only industrial unit with net curtains up.............................So i was told

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Bloody Sun, they could have held this until next week the swines.

 

Still, I am sure ther will be something else to fill the sports pages involving them nearer the date of The Big Match.

 

Poor old Avram, barely a day goes by when there is not a TV OB unit pitched up outside their training ground down Stoneham Lane. I see hem on my way to work, the first time last year, I stopped to ask what the hot story was? It was when they had given Tony Adams the heave ho and was amidst the speculation. Now though it is becoming annoying and I am tempted to run the bastards over.

 

Actually, the amount of times I've seen their players doing illegal left turns into Stoneham lane near to the Concorde Club I am temptoed to tip off the 'Filth'. Now there's an idea. Nah maybe not, I may be be many things, but I ain't no grass. Any Saints supporting traffic cops on here fancy a tea break in the Concorde Club car park praps?

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I saw this on the 'Theme' thread and I've been singing it (in my head) daily since. Apologies to whoever made it up, I'm knicking your idea.

 

OOOOHHHHH

 

Avram Grant likes Thai Girls

He likes the Asian Fun

and when he wants a Blow Job

He goes to Unit one

 

And when he get his pay packet

he goes to Horton Heath

A quick Rub down

A little massage

and a spot of hand relief.

 

 

hahah thats awesome

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Apparently Avram went to Unit 1 and asked for a girl named Sumalai, the madam said "but Sumalai is our best girl" unphased Avram insisted on Sumalai, "she charges a great deal of money" stated the madam, again Avram insisted on her so the madam introduced them, Sumalai said "I want £1000.00, you stay here for 1 hour and we do everything" Avram handed Sumalia £1000.00 and had sex with her for an hour, the next day Avram went back to the brothel and asked for Sumalai once more, the Madam said it was rare for someone to come back so soon and ask for Sumalai again and was he sure he did not want anyone else, Avram insisted on Sumalai, once more she only said "I want £1000.00, you stay here for 1 hour and we do everything" he again handed Sumalai £1000.00 and had sex with her for an hour, this continued for a further 3 days and on the Friday after sex Sumalai felt obliged to speak a little to Avram, some questions led to him disclosing he just got back from a business trip to the Chiang Mai province of Thailand, "wow, she said that is where I am from and my brother is a powerful man, if you done business there you may have met him, his name is Thaksin Shinawatra" Avram replied "I did meet him and he gave me £5,000.00 to give to you"

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Apparently Avram went to Unit 1 and asked for a girl named Sumalai, the madam said "but Sumalai is our best girl" unphased Avram insisted on Sumalai, "she charges a great deal of money" stated the madam, again Avram insisted on her so the madam introduced them, Sumalai said "I want £1000.00, you stay here for 1 hour and we do everything" Avram handed Sumalia £1000.00 and had sex with her for an hour, the next day Avram went back to the brothel and asked for Sumalai once more, the Madam said it was rare for someone to come back so soon and ask for Sumalai again and was he sure he did not want anyone else, Avram insisted on Sumalai, once more she only said "I want £1000.00, you stay here for 1 hour and we do everything" he again handed Sumalai £1000.00 and had sex with her for an hour, this continued for a further 3 days and on the Friday after sex Sumalai felt obliged to speak a little to Avram, some questions led to him disclosing he just got back from a business trip to the Chiang Mai province of Thailand, "wow, she said that is where I am from and my brother is a powerful man, if you done business there you may have met him, his name is Thaksin Shinawatra" Avram replied "I did meet him and he gave me £5,000.00 to give to you"

 

Ha ha an oldie but a goldie

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Amazing that the FA don't have rules than ban clubs from having more than THREE owners in the same season.

 

After all, players are limited to 3 clubs in a season ...FAVOURITISM, I call it !

 

 

 

 

It gets better as BC has said he is only short term while looking for number 5

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I think we need "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew (ask your dad) played before kick off...

 

and show the banned video on the screens (while covering the kid's eyes!)

 

I reckon "I've got 99 problems but a b*tch ain't one!" would be great to play when the Skates came out of the tunnel!

 

There was a funny rhyme in one of the Echo comments but I can't find it now.

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To The Animals' "House of the Rising Sun" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C86oH5RwyJg

 

"There is a house in Horton Heath

They call it Unit One

And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy

And Avram Grant is one...

 

*break into "Unit One, Unit One, he's the famous Avram Grant and he went to Unit One..."*

 

That, sir, is a work of genius not seen on here for years.

 

I salute you.

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