Roboze Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 Are Scampi Fries actually crisps though? 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 13 minutes ago, Convict Colony said: Is bacon fries another term for pork scratchings ? otherwise I've never heard of them. WTF? Are you British? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keef Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 McCoys bacon crisps are the worst for repeating on me.  McCoys bacon crisps are the worst for repeating on me.  McCoys bacon crisps are the worst for repeating on me.  1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 Just now, Turkish said: Pork scratching are not crisps FFS. Now for a pint accompaniment bar snack nothing comes close to pork scratchings these are bacon fries  Ate the station pub out of pork scratchings one eve on a session ah halcyon days!  they look like frazzles to me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 2 minutes ago, Turkish said: Pork scratching are not crisps FFS. Now for a pint accompaniment bar snack nothing comes close to pork scratchings these are bacon fries  I knew you guys were crisp racists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 1 minute ago, Convict Colony said: ah got you, yeah used to like scampi fries, never seen bacon fries but will keep a look out. At least i learn a lot about cheese and chips in this thread. Saints crisp 11 Much tougher than a cheese Xi Paul Smiths in goal Kyle Walkers-Peters Nick Nack as CEO struggling with any others   1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 1 minute ago, Toadhall Saint said: Ate the station bike out with pork scratchings from her vag one eve on a session ah halcyon days!  Fixed it for you toadhall 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 1 minute ago, Convict Colony said: Fixed it for you toadhall 🤣 Was you watching? 😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 3 minutes ago, swannymere said: WTF? Are you British? Of course old chap, just dont live in the uk for like 15yrs or frequent the chip aisle anywhere. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 Wotsits dust destroys keyboards 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 Bovril crisps were the best 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 Just now, Convict Colony said: Of course old chap, just dont live in the uk for like 15yrs or frequent the chip aisle anywhere. But Bacon fries are one of those things everyone has down the pub, until they try them sober and realise how disgusting they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 Currently where i live they only seem to sell paprika, spagetti bolognaise and bbq/salt and vinegar options 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 Just now, swannymere said: But Bacon fries are one of those things everyone has down the pub, until they try them sober and realise how disgusting they are. Honestly i'd never ever heard of them until 20mins ago, who says this a waste of time on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintant Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 The only sentence I want to read with the word crisp in is that we have signed a prolific striker with a crisp shot in both feet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 2 minutes ago, swannymere said: But Bacon fries are one of those things everyone has down the pub, until they try them sober and realise how disgusting they are. Sounds like a lot of chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grezz Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Convict Colony said: Of course old chap, just dont live in the uk for like 15yrs or frequent the chip aisle anywhere. Poor committment. I take an empty bag home expressly for the purpose of filling it with crisps, and would consider myself expert on a par with a native. I've also been known to chuck a couple of lumps of cheese in there (had to mention that otherwise this post would have been weird in the transfer thread). Walkers Marmite Roast Beef Monster Munch Any Cheddar that can walk by itself. Edited 29 January, 2023 by grezz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 The Flaming Monster Munch are worthy of a shout 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 1 minute ago, grezz said: Poor committment. I take an empty bag home expressly for the purpose of filling it with crisps, and would consider myself expert on a par with a native. I've also been known to chuck a couple of lumps of cheese in there (had to mention that otherwise this post would have been weird in the transfer thread). Walkers Marmite Roast Beef Monster Munch Any Cheddar that can walk by itself. Bro that is commitment and its light as fuck. I prioritise proper beef and beer and that shit gets heavy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Gifford Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 7 minutes ago, Convict Colony said: Honestly i'd never ever heard of them until 20mins ago, who says this a waste of time on here. The trio of.  Bacon Fries Scampi Fries (Baskets to put them in!!!) Cheesy Moments     Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 13 minutes ago, Convict Colony said: Currently where i live they only seem to sell paprika, spagetti bolognaise and bbq/salt and vinegar options Spaghetti bolognaise flavoured crisps? What sort of purgatory do you live in? Â 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 Just now, Turkish said: Spaghetti bolognaise flavoured crisps? What sort of purgatory do you live in? Â apparently a heston blumenthal based country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 1 hour ago, miserableoldgit said: Co-op Sea salt and Chardonnay Wine Vinegar are a very underrated but superb crisp. Best crisp there is, however I'm also a big fan of this Portuguese crisp I've heard about but never tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 6 minutes ago, Turkish said: Saints crisp 11 Much tougher than a cheese Xi Paul Smiths in goal Kyle Walkers-Peters Nick Nack as CEO struggling with any others   Reuben Agboola-hoop. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Stu Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 Sensations Thai Sweet Chilli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 27 minutes ago, Toadhall Saint said: Bovril crisps were the best This. End of discussion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 2 minutes ago, Chez said: Reuben Agboola-hoop. Frazzles Benali 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSAINT Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 Rather than moaning about the crisp chat, I’d like to add that Sainsburys own-brand Frazzles are excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 Struggling on the crisp XI, only got Rudi Salted Skacel and an even lamer attemp with Nigel Quavers. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally_uk Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 Bunch of lemonade sandwiches on here..... Brannigans ham and mustard were the tits! Fight me! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliemiller Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 No transfer news then chaps , been out for the day thought i would catch ........all about crisp flavours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 8 minutes ago, ally_uk said: Bunch of lemonade sandwiches on here..... Brannigans ham and mustard were the tits! Fight me! Derek Stat-ham and mustard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 7 minutes ago, charliemiller said: No transfer news then chaps , been out for the day thought i would catch ........all about crisp flavours If there was some we wouldn’t be talking about crisps I’d have thought pal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 Salt and shake Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 A little over 50 hours of probably the most important transfer window in our prem history... Â And we're making a crisp packet XI. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 2 minutes ago, saintscottofthenortham said: A little over 50 hours of probably the most important transfer window in our prem history...  And we're making a crisp packet XI. If there's one thing Saintsweb is good for it's gallows humour 😂 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 7 minutes ago, Turkish said: If there was some we wouldn’t be talking about crisps I’d have thought pal 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 22 minutes ago, SuperSAINT said: Rather than moaning about the crisp chat, I’d like to add that Sainsburys own-brand Frazzles are excellent. Weirdo (No offence) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 Monster munch. (Before they were made smaller) that is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 (edited) This american woman puts these bacon frazzles your all on about as no.3 in his top 20 list. Sensations Thai Sweet Chili is no.1 tho https://www.ivanti.com/blog/the-definitive-british-crisp-ranking-according-to-an-american Edited 29 January, 2023 by Convict Colony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SotonianWill Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 I came for some transfer news but instead all I can see is monster munch and wotsit ranking, thanks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 If we don't sign a striker but they bring back Tangy Twiglets overnight, I'll take it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 2 minutes ago, Hawkswood said: I know right. We've had two days and 6 pages of talk about cheese and crisps. Annoying cos I'm not really that fond of either. If you could control all the animals in the world or all the birds in the world which would you choose? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunglasses Ron Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 21 minutes ago, Yorkshire Saint said: Monster munch. (Before they were made smaller) that is all. Don’t you mean before my fingers got bigger! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 1 minute ago, Sunglasses Ron said: Don’t you mean before my fingers got bigger! Used to be able to get hula hoops on every finger then eat the off them. Another depressing biproduct of getting old 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rivers Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 I was going to add to the overall tone of crisp related puns. Something about the end of a fourth transfer window without signing the clinical striker we all know we've needed since time immemorial, and all they leave us with, is a back up right back and an empty packet of crisps. Then it occured to me, that we wouldn't be able to finish them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 31 minutes ago, Turkish said: If you could control all the animals in the world or all the birds in the world which would you choose? Define bird... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 When I logged on this morning I saw 5 new pages on this thread to read. We've got a new striker I excitedly thought. Then I read f*cking 5 pages about crisps. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 5 minutes ago, Yorkshire Saint said: Define bird... Anything that can fly that isn’t an insect or is man made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 January, 2023 Share Posted 29 January, 2023 Just now, Dark Munster said: When I logged on this morning I saw 5 new pages on this thread to read. We've got a new striker I excitedly thought. Then I read f*cking 5 pages about crisps. I admire you optimism but also question how long you’ve been a saints fan for if you’re expecting any exciting news that late in the transfer window. Much like a packet of Worcester cause French fries it’s always underwhelming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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