West Ham 1-1 Saints- Match Thread

[tdmickey3]

2 minutes ago, Saint NL said:

They'll do a Lallana and stay and coach the next generation of players 😳

The art of defending 

Edited 19 April, 2025 by tdmickey3

[bugenhagen]

1 minute ago, OttawaSaint said:

As we try to enjoy summer...

Southampton nominate dual club captains in Bednarek and Stephens. 

Delighted Spors annouces that the future looks bright with two club legends forming a formidable spine to promotion chasing Saints.

Don't make me cry...

[OttawaSaint]

We ain't getting anything from this game. We don't look like scoring another goal this season. Woefully inept and just so "bleugh".

[tdmickey3]

Just now, Challenger said:

Can't wait to see their gormless mugs in the tunnel at Fratton Park next season .

Giving goals away 

[LiberalCommunist]

Tedius.

There we go, the 2024/25 review is complete. 

 

 

[miserableoldgit]

Just now, tdmickey3 said:

The arse of defending 

Changed it for you....

[Saint NL]

West ham on top now. Creating chances

[OttawaSaint]

We're just playing the same game over and over and over. 

I blame Trousers and his groundhog day gif.

We keep playing the game until we get it right.

[Sheaf Saint]

1 minute ago, Saint NL said:

West ham on top now. Creating chances

Yeah, what we really need to do is make some subs because that always makes us stronger.

[OttawaSaint]

Normally I'd be furious about a game like this, but these days I just don't care!

Thanks SR!

[coalman]

2 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Yeah, what we really need to do is make some subs because that always makes us stronger.

Need to bring on some more defenders and protect this 1-0.

[OttawaSaint]

THB, tries to chip in a cross, woefully short, then just stands there admiring his pathetic effort, meanwhile WHU break and he's nowhere to be seen. 

[Saint NL]

Lucky lucky lucky, Ramsdale spared

[Saint_clark]

Just now, Saint NL said:

Lucky lucky lucky, Ramsdale spared

I miss keepers being big and intimidating.

[tdmickey3]

We look like a pub team

[Sunglasses Ron]

Just now, tdmickey3 said:

We look like a pub team

Bit harsh on pub teams to be fair.

[woodsaint1]

Just now, tdmickey3 said:

We look like a pub team

Its because we are a pub team

[danjosaint]

What a horrible dislikeable team we are

[Sheaf Saint]

Cameron Archer is "a different type of test" for WH's defenders. Hmmm.

[OttawaSaint]

Just now, tdmickey3 said:

We look like a pub team

A team that were in the pub at HT.

[tdmickey3]

Pointless tall Paul off for…. Pointless archer

[LGTL]

Just now, tdmickey3 said:

We look like a pub team

Yeah and a shit one at that. We’re comfortably the worst ever team at this level. 

[AlexLaw76]

oh good...going to lump it up to Archer.

Amazing times

[obelisk]

Archer on to lead the attack. Give up now.

[johnnyboy]

Been out fixing my garden gate with a nice sturdy galvanised handle and shoot bolt , have I missed anything, that’s how this team has got me !

[tdmickey3]

Just now, johnnyboy said:

Been out fixing my garden gate with a nice sturdy galvanised handle and shoot bolt , have I missed anything, that’s how this team has got me !

Go back out mate

[Micky]

2 minutes ago, tdmickey3 said:

We look like a pub team

We are a pub team, and have been for some time. 

[Saint NL]

1 minute ago, AlexLaw76 said:

oh good...going to lump it up to Archer.

Amazing times

That would involve a forward pass, unlikely

[OttawaSaint]

Just now, johnnyboy said:

Been out fixing my garden gate with a nice sturdy galvanised handle and shoot bolt , have I missed anything, that’s how this team has got me !

Are you crazy! You've got to break that gate to fix it. Bolsa wood, cellotape and prit stick will suffice. We build gates differently!

[obelisk]

Great cross into the big man ... oh! he's not there ant more.

[coalman]

On the plus side, we've only got another 470 minutes of this left this season.

[Saint NL]

That was a sensational challenge from Bednarek, love it 😂

[John B]

Around 20 minutes plus stoppages left. Southampton just don't look like scoring I do not really care is that wrong

 

Hampshire doing OK as usual

[Saint_clark]

Good period of pressure. Lot of good balls into the box that would be perfect for someone around 6 foot 8. Why did we wait till we brought Archer on to cross it like this!?

[Holmes_and_Watson]

18 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

They have to retire eventually!

We'll kindly drop down the leagues to accommodate them ageing, and surprisingly, managing to be worse.

[tdmickey3]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

Good period of pressure. Lot of good balls into the box that would be perfect for someone around 6 foot 8. Why did we wait till we brought Archer on to cross it like this!?

Southampton way

[Saint NL]

Tbf, we've created 3 or 4 good chances this match, which is a lot more than usual.

[tdmickey3]

Dibling on to do

 

 

 

 

nothing

[OttawaSaint]

Just now, Saint NL said:

Tbf, we've created 3 or 4 good chances this match, which is a lot more than usual.

Yeah, bit more luck and that Stephens thunderbolt flies in. KwP missed a sitter. But, even if we had scored we'd have found a way to piss it away. 

[tdmickey3]

League one cross from fucking Manning

[Mixedkebab]

I hate Manning 

[Saint_clark]

2 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

We'll kindly drop down the leagues to accommodate them ageing, and surprisingly, managing to be worse.

Would be nothing surprising about that.

[miserableoldgit]

I friend of mine is convinced that the official name of the club is "Southampton Nil".......

[Suhari]

26 minutes ago, Appy said:

I hate Bednarek and Stephens so much, nearly a decade of watching these two being utter utter wank.

This sentence encapsulates Saints post-Koeman.

I so hope that this summer brings an end to this dreadful CB pairing.

[tdmickey3]

Just now, Suhari said:

This sentence encapsulates Saints post-Koeman.

I so hope that this summer brings an end to this dreadful CB pairing.

It wont

[Saint NL]

KWP needed to look up before crossing that

[OttawaSaint]

Dozy forwards not bursting forward for KWP pass. Wakey wakey!

[tdmickey3]

Just now, OttawaSaint said:

Dozy forwards not bursting forward for KWP pass. Wakey wakey!

Do they actually care?

[OttawaSaint]

Just now, Saint NL said:

KWP needed to look up before crossing that

I think it was a good pass, the forwards were just jogging, not even trying to get open.

[HKsaint]

Give JWP a free kick and let him score. We owe him.