Will Still

[Willo of Whiteley]

A fantastic new game that anyone can play after listening to any of Will Still’s press conferences or interviews.
Look out for some of the favourites we’ve heard this season such as:

”The club has been in this position for some time”

”The players are still hurting from last season”

”We’ve had lots of sickness in the squad”

”We haven’t had the players we want to be able to play them in the right formation”

”We’ve had injuries which haven’t helped”

”We’ve been unfortunate in that we’ve dominated games but just not finished them off”

”We’ve had some honest conversations this week”

”We need players in the right place to be able to dominate”

Feel free to join in, or add your own 😂

[Lee On Solent Saint]

23 minutes ago, LoyalSaintSO50 said:

They would be complete and utter morons to long this one out… and as such, no doubt see you again Saturday Will for another shitshow. 
 

Out of interest, although Solak is ultimately responsible for this total mess, which of his minions do you feel most deserve the anger heading their way? 

Solak for me. Ultimately he should have the power and authority to sort this shitshow out. He gets too much of an easy ride as he seems to be putting up the money. Yet on his watch we have got progressively worse, culminating in what we are seeing now. 

[Osvaldorama]

 

Cant even hide behind your fake xG stats this time Still, you absolute fraud

Edited 6 hours ago by Osvaldorama

[AlexLaw76]

"I need the right winger and a No.10 to play how I want to play"

[Football Special]

 

[whelk]

2 hours ago, Willo of Whiteley said:

A fantastic new game that anyone can play after listening to any of Will Still’s press conferences or interviews.
Look out for some of the favourites we’ve heard this season such as:

”The club has been in this position for some time”

”The players are still hurting from last season”

”We’ve had lots of sickness in the squad”

”We haven’t had the players we want to be able to play them in the right formation”

”We’ve had injuries which haven’t helped”

”We’ve been unfortunate in that we’ve dominated games but just not finished them off”

”We’ve had some honest conversations this week”

”We need players in the right place to be able to dominate”

Feel free to join in, or add your own 😂

“I am a clueless ginger cunt”

[whelk]

2 hours ago, Osvaldorama said:

 

Cant even hide behind your fake xG stats this time Still, you absolute fraud

Fuck xG Armstrong had two golden one on one chances that should be an xG of 1.98. Fuck off nerds

[maysie]

2 hours ago, Osvaldorama said:

 

Cant even hide behind your fake xG stats this time Still, you absolute fraud

Not arguing your sentiment, as totally agree, but how is our XG only 1.03. We scored from a one on one, we then had 2 more Armstrong fucked plus the Archer chance from Armstrong cross.

i don't think I understand XG.

[imadirtyurchin]

29 minutes ago, maysie said:

Not arguing your sentiment, as totally agree, but how is our XG only 1.03. We scored from a one on one, we then had 2 more Armstrong fucked plus the Archer chance from Armstrong cross.

i don't think I understand XG.

XG is expected goals.  Even opta doesn’t expect us to score goals now. 

[Greedyfly]

3 hours ago, Willo of Whiteley said:

A fantastic new game that anyone can play after listening to any of Will Still’s press conferences or interviews.
Look out for some of the favourites we’ve heard this season such as:

”The club has been in this position for some time”

”The players are still hurting from last season”

”We’ve had lots of sickness in the squad”

”We haven’t had the players we want to be able to play them in the right formation”

”We’ve had injuries which haven’t helped”

”We’ve been unfortunate in that we’ve dominated games but just not finished them off”

”We’ve had some honest conversations this week”

”We need players in the right place to be able to dominate”

Feel free to join in, or add your own 😂

"Not brave enough"

[Greedyfly]

51 minutes ago, maysie said:

Not arguing your sentiment, as totally agree, but how is our XG only 1.03. We scored from a one on one, we then had 2 more Armstrong fucked plus the Archer chance from Armstrong cross.

i don't think I understand XG.

They chalk the Archer ones off because he couldn't score in a brothel with an open cheque book. 

 

AA they only start counting after he's missed at least 3 good chances so, it's about right.