Saints vs Boro: Playoff 2nd Leg (12th May - 8pm KO)

[sfc4prem]

I think they're still fed up that the Northern Rebellion was quashed quite so easily by the Earl of Sussex's men.

[TheAlehouseBrawlers]

Hopefully the more hysterical tarts in their fanbase are mostly online and not travelling south on Tuesday. We're in block 20 for this and they are gonna be a right fucking annoyance banging on and crying about it. Point and laugh is probably best.

[Pilchards]

Does anyone know if there will be a meet for the players arrival.

I need to order my rockets from Amazon if there is.
 

Edited 11 hours ago by Pilchards

[whelk]

36 minutes ago, LGTL said:

They’re so hysterical I’m genuinely expecting some of them to be advocating jail time for our staff. It sums the weak little sweethearts up that I wouldn’t be surprised to see it suggested. 

I think the chemicals from the old ICI site may have caused some birth defects that means many are not right in the head

[Football Special]

Assume Boro are flying down Monday and staying in Harbour hotel? 

As long as our analysts have done their jobs and got the hotel rooms under surveillance we should be ok, I'm told we've installed a couple of our catering workers to go undercover in the kitchen and report back on what they all order for lunch, marginal gains. 

[whelk]

22 minutes ago, Pilchards said:

Does anyone know if there will be a meet for the players arrival.

I need to order my rockets from Amazon if there is.
 

 

[Paul_B]

I'm not being funny, but did these Boro muppets watch us yesterday?? We literally tried to give them the game by playing like cunts. The fact they didn't capitalise is on them. 

Clean slate now, let's pull our heads out of our arse and smash these cunts.

[Mattio]

16 minutes ago, Football Special said:

Assume Boro are flying down Monday and staying in Harbour hotel? 

As long as our analysts have done their jobs and got the hotel rooms under surveillance we should be ok, I'm told we've installed a couple of our catering workers to go undercover in the kitchen and report back on what they all order for lunch, marginal gains. 

Someone on the inside should put rat droppings in their muesli 

[Graffito]

Under no circumstances should they allow that prick with a drum into our stadium.

[kevdoh]

One of their fragile little wet wipes on Facebook has said that saints supporters should clap their supporters everytime they sing to show that we don't agree with what went on 😂😂 

[Sheaf Saint]

25 minutes ago, Graffito said:

Under no circumstances should they allow that prick with a drum into our stadium.

Or the air raid siren. 

[trousers]

49 minutes ago, Paul_B said:

I'm not being funny, but did these Boro muppets watch us yesterday?? We literally tried to give them the game by playing like cunts. The fact they didn't capitalise is on them. 

 

I reckon we should argue that we used the first leg as a training session for the second leg and report Middlesbrough for watching it....

[bpsaint]

1 hour ago, Football Special said:

Assume Boro are flying down Monday and staying in Harbour hotel? 

As long as our analysts have done their jobs and got the hotel rooms under surveillance we should be ok, I'm told we've installed a couple of our catering workers to go undercover in the kitchen and report back on what they all order for lunch, marginal gains. 

Most away teams stay at the Hilton at the cricket ground.

[kwsaint]

16 minutes ago, bpsaint said:

Most away teams stay at the Hilton at the cricket ground.

Ah problem solved. Can someone ring up James Vince and get him to hit a few sixes at the windows?

[um pahars]

Have to say all this spygate stuff is OTT. Adults getting in such a frenzy is a tad embarrassing (including some of our own fans being so outraged).

Given what happens on the pitch with gamesmanship, it’s small fry.

Looking forward to Tuesday and a decent atmosphere 

[um pahars]

19 minutes ago, kwsaint said:

Ah problem solved. Can someone ring up James Vince and get him to hit a few sixes at the windows?

The way Hampshire have started the season, you’re better off relying on their opponents 

[Badger]

1 hour ago, Football Special said:

Assume Boro are flying down Monday and staying in Harbour hotel? 

As long as our analysts have done their jobs and got the hotel rooms under surveillance we should be ok, I'm told we've installed a couple of our catering workers to go undercover in the kitchen and report back on what they all order for lunch, marginal gains. 

As a gesture of goodwill Flynn is providing the chicken for their evening meal 

[Appy]

23 minutes ago, kwsaint said:

Ah problem solved. Can someone ring up James Vince and get him to hit a few sixes at the windows?

More chance of Damion Downs scoring on Tuesday than seeing James Vince in a Hampshire shirt at this time of the season. 

[goodymatt]

As Flynn got his standard yellow card on Saturday, if he gets another one on Tuesday and we managed to get through, would he miss the final or are they wiped?

[DrSuess1979]

1 hour ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Or the air raid siren. 

That was bizarre 

[Appy]

Some of their journos still banging the drum for away fans only on Tuesday. 
 

Police wouldn’t allow that in a million years. 

[Whitey Grandad]

2 minutes ago, Appy said:

Some of their journos still banging the drum for away fans only on Tuesday. 
 

Police wouldn’t allow that in a million years. 

And the streets outside would be full of Saints fans regardless. 

[tdmickey3]

2 hours ago, Mattio said:

Someone on the inside should put rat droppings in their muesli 

Standard breakfast up there

[Gloucester Saint]

9 minutes ago, tdmickey3 said:

Standard breakfast up there

Free alternative to raisins for them on Teeside.

[die Mannyschaft]

3 hours ago, Pilchards said:

Does anyone know if there will be a meet for the players arrival.

I need to order my rockets from Amazon if there is.
 

6pm. My red flares have arrived !

[suewhistle]

What sort of top will you be wearing?

 

[Matthew Le God]

7 minutes ago, die Mannyschaft said:

6pm. My red flares have arrived !

We should all be able to spot you then...

Edited 8 hours ago by Matthew Le God

[CB Fry]

51 minutes ago, Appy said:

Some of their journos still banging the drum for away fans only on Tuesday. 
 

Police wouldn’t allow that in a million years. 

Has there ever been a game where their away fans are let in but not the home fans? Ever? These people are fucking nuts.

[Badger]

2 hours ago, Graffito said:

Under no circumstances should they allow that prick with a drum into our stadium.

Yes PWAD should be on the banned list along with TCWAB 

[Badger]

7 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

We should all be able to spot you then...

Joe Hart’s post-playing career found out. 

[Badger]

2 hours ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Or the air raid siren. 

 

1 hour ago, DrSuess1979 said:

That was bizarre 

Didn’t someone bring one to The Dell from time to time ? (In my lifetime that is, not during the years 1939-45).

Certainly recall it at the last home game v Brighton. Pretty impressive (although not perhaps for my parents generation hearing it again). 

[die Mannyschaft]

33 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

We should all be able to spot you then...

Had some Brutus high wait bands in 70s

[for_heaven's_Saint]

1 hour ago, goodymatt said:

As Flynn got his standard yellow card on Saturday, if he gets another one on Tuesday and we managed to get through, would he miss the final or are they wiped?

I’m fairly sure that he can get another booking and still be eligible to play in the final. Think only a red on Tuesday would put him out. 

[whelk]

I was indifferent to Boro previously but now want nothing but pain for their sad mutant fans. 

[franniesTache]

The headloss from boro fans and local journo's has been fucking hilarious. Massively insecure and over the top and just makes you think of entitled children. Always thought they were a decent enough bunch and a lot less weird than the geordies close by, but their behaviour just marks them out full on noddy modern football fans.

I mean calling for us to be kicked out of the play offs, calls for no home fans, asking for us to pay compensation to half the league... and it's grown adults doing it. Properly, properly strange behaviour

They're going to be fucking livid when they see our new scout tbf

[Morse]

Massively looking forward to this, and the boro tears after we dick them. We spy where we want. 

[Give it to Ron]

13 minutes ago, franniesTache said:

The headloss from boro fans and local journo's has been fucking hilarious. Massively insecure and over the top and just makes you think of entitled children. Always thought they were a decent enough bunch and a lot less weird than the geordies close by, but their behaviour just marks them out full on noddy modern football fans.

I mean calling for us to be kicked out of the play offs, calls for no home fans, asking for us to pay compensation to half the league... and it's grown adults doing it. Properly, properly strange behaviour

They're going to be fucking livid when they see our new scout tbf

It’s just all a distraction and that’s what pisses me off - they are ignoring they fcked up the league and didn’t win at home from January to Watford game a couple of games ago!

This is giving them something to cling to and some of the suggestions for us spying 24 hours later than allowed is nuts you get bellends like Austin, Huckerby and Deeney chance to throw shit. Just why this happened is so stupid and needless after 19 games and Fulham, Arsenal and Man City.

[Willo of Whiteley]

5/6/7-0 and maybe the media frenzy will look different.

I’m more nervous about this game. I think we will win, but the media, not local, national now, all what Saints to be punished and with that in mind - fail.

[saintant]

13 minutes ago, Morse said:

Massively looking forward to this, and the boro tears after we dick them. We spy where we want. 

They are very good away from home so it's going to be a tough game. Might go to penalties I reckon.

[Football Special]

Just now, saintant said:

They are very good away from home so it's going to be a tough game. Might go to penalties I reckon.

Yep, as good as it was to get a draw in the first leg i actually think Boro are more dangerous as the away team , they're a good side , penalties is a good shout 

[Saint NL]

He's going to get a good reception 

[sfc4prem]

1 hour ago, Willo of Whiteley said:

5/6/7-0 and maybe the media frenzy will look different.

I’m more nervous about this game. I think we will win, but the media, not local, national now, all what Saints to be punished and with that in mind - fail.

Which will make it all the more fucking funny if we win

[James]

1 hour ago, Saint NL said:

He's going to get a good reception 

Should just sue Hellberg for defamation. 

[Pilchards]

Would love it if we reached Wembley and 33k Saints fans sing ‘Are you watching Middlesbrough.’

 

[Willo of Whiteley]

13 minutes ago, Pilchards said:

Would love it if we reached Wembley and 33k Saints fans sing ‘Are you watching Middlesbrough.’

 

Or when we’re 3-0 up in the second leg “How shit must you be, we don’t need to cheat”

[Badger]

2 hours ago, saintant said:

They are very good away from home so it's going to be a tough game. Might go to penalties I reckon.

Will be tough. Difficult to call, so I’m putting £10 on a Saints win, and the same for Middlesbrough.

Sort of game to ‘hedge’ my bets. 

Edited 3 hours ago by Badger

[Willo of Whiteley]

I’ll be at the airport getting ready to fly home, chances are I will be aware of the HT score but not FT 👀

Unless Orlando check in takes forever, which it normally does

[coalman]

2 hours ago, Saint NL said:

He's going to get a good reception 

Every ounce of effort he's putting into outrage in the media is effort that isn't going towards preparing his team for the 2nd leg.

[skintsaint]

After all the shite from their fans, media etc.....I would pay for us to win by being absolutely shite all game inc extra time, get given a last minute dodgy penalty, which we then miss, only for it to be retaken due to the keeper being just off the line. We bury it and win 1-0. Their meltdown would be epic.

Edited 3 hours ago by skintsaint

[JohnnyShearer2.0]

24 minutes ago, skintsaint said:

After all the shite from their fans, media etc.....I would pay for us to win by being absolutely shite all game inc extra time, get given a last minute dodgy penalty, which we then miss, only for it to be retaken due to the keeper being just off the line. We bury it and win 1-0. Their meltdown would be epic.

Nah I'd rather have a mundane 2-0 win!