Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 July, 2013 Share Posted 18 July, 2013 Anyone had any sexy webchats they want to share? I miss bear, he would have post one by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iansums Posted 18 July, 2013 Share Posted 18 July, 2013 Anyone had any sexy webchats they want to share? I miss bear, he would have post one by now. Has bear been banned again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 18 July, 2013 Share Posted 18 July, 2013 Has bear been banned again? He's selling dodgy gear to people in Clacton out of his old Ibiza, or something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 18 July, 2013 Has bear been banned again? http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?45765-Bearsy-s-STD-trip-to-Ibiza-2013-your-photos&p=1738593#post1738593 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 18 July, 2013 Share Posted 18 July, 2013 I just got 50/1 on Banega being Liverpool manager by August 1st Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 20 July, 2013 Share Posted 20 July, 2013 Just realised I am probably ITK, I posted the below on 11th May Good enough for me...... Welcome to the club bucko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 20 July, 2013 Share Posted 20 July, 2013 Good enough for me...... Welcome to the club bucko I am not sure if ITK or pure and utter luck :-) I go with ITK. Tevez's better looking brother will sign in the next week i reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 20 July, 2013 Share Posted 20 July, 2013 I am not sure if ITK or pure and utter luck :-) I go with ITK. Tevez's better looking brother will sign in the next week i reckon. You're ITK mate 110% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olallana Posted 20 July, 2013 Share Posted 20 July, 2013 I am not sure if ITK or pure and utter luck :-) I go with ITK. Tevez's better looking brother will sign in the next week i reckon. I really really hope there is no Tevez's worse looking brother... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 20 July, 2013 Share Posted 20 July, 2013 I really really hope there is no Tevez's worse looking brother... Think its impossible to be uglier than Carlos, even Luke Chadwick looks better (currently at MK Dons if your wondering) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonist Posted 20 July, 2013 Share Posted 20 July, 2013 Think its impossible to be uglier than Carlos, even Luke Chadwick looks better (currently at MK Dons if your wondering) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 20 July, 2013 Share Posted 20 July, 2013 Bet he can play the banjo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 20 July, 2013 Share Posted 20 July, 2013 Think its impossible to be uglier than Carlos, even Luke Chadwick looks better (currently at MK Dons if your wondering) He did have plastic surgery though. Paid for by Man Utd if I remember correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pangy Posted 20 July, 2013 Share Posted 20 July, 2013 Think its impossible to be uglier than Carlos, even Luke Chadwick looks better (currently at MK Dons if your wondering) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 20 July, 2013 Share Posted 20 July, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pangy Posted 20 July, 2013 Share Posted 20 July, 2013 Is that Shipperley? If so has he done a days exercise since hanging up his boots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 20 July, 2013 Share Posted 20 July, 2013 Shipperley has fat eyebrows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 20 July, 2013 Share Posted 20 July, 2013 **** me Ships! You can actually see his moobs! I know some footballers put on weight - Southall, Quinn, Ruddock - but Ships has to win the fattest ex-pro award hands down, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 20 July, 2013 Share Posted 20 July, 2013 **** me Ships! You can actually see his moobs! I know some footballers put on weight - Southall, Quinn, Ruddock - but Ships has to win the fattest ex-pro award hands down, surely? Probably.... He's huge!! These 3 making a good effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graffito Posted 20 July, 2013 Share Posted 20 July, 2013 Is that Shipperley? If so has he done a days exercise since hanging up his boots? To the pub and back. If he didn't still play football he'd be a right fat b@stard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPTCount Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 not doing much better.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 hahahahah ****ing hell now I know why footballers get paid so much so even these ugly ****ers can get laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 (edited) hahahahah ****ing hell now I know why footballers get paid so much so even these ugly ****ers can get laid. I loved the Peter "Plug" Crouch quip, when asked what he'd be if he wasn't a famous footballer, his reply was - "A virgin" LOL. Edited 21 July, 2013 by ericofarabia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 In fairness, despite the slight weight gain, he's probably still as good a player now as he was in his prime. By "good" I mean crap of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sentry Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 This thread has taken a slight detour,,, are we now talking ugly footballers? I actually think we need an ugly in the ranks. of course Im 100% secure in my own hetrosexuality but I think we have one of the best lloking squads in the EPL... Schneiderlin Gazzaniga Cork Lovren Jay Rod And no real bad lookers in the team at the mo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Saint Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 This thread has taken a slight detour,,, are we now talking ugly footballers? I actually think we need an ugly in the ranks. of course Im 100% secure in my own hetrosexuality but I think we have one of the best lloking squads in the EPL... Schneiderlin Gazzaniga Cork Lovren Jay Rod And no real bad lookers in the team at the mo. Being 100% secure in your heterosexuality allows you to make such statements, and I concur; our team is aesthetically blessed. You forgot Lallana and Fox (in a cheeky scouser sort of way,) but Lloyd Isgrove (Prince Charming, no less) and Jordan Turnbull (excellent beard) will also be causing many a young girl's heart to flutter in the near future. Even Poch, despite his dodgy teeth, scores points for his perfectly coiffed hair, which begs the question: was he signed because of his looks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sentry Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 Being 100% secure in your heterosexuality allows you to make such statements, and I concur; our team is aesthetically blessed. You forgot Lallana and Fox (in a cheeky scouser sort of way,) but Lloyd Isgrove (Prince Charming, no less) and Jordan Turnbull (excellent beard) will also be causing many a young girl's heart to flutter in the near future. Even Poch, despite his dodgy teeth, scores points for his perfectly coiffed hair, which begs the question: was he signed because of his looks? Agreed, maybe a NC conspiracy? Look who is heading out .... De Ridder (3/10), Hammond (4/10), Bernard (3/10). AND NC and MP are trying to get this guy ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 This thread has taken a slight detour,,, are we now talking ugly footballers? I actually think we need an ugly in the ranks. of course Im 100% secure in my own hetrosexuality but I think we have one of the best lloking squads in the EPL... Schneiderlin Gazzaniga Cork Lovren Jay Rod And no real bad lookers in the team at the mo. I agree, saints always seemed to have ugly players in the past but another feather in Corteses cap is not only are we signing good players but also good looking ones. Its good for our image and the global brand to have good looking players and I for one am pleased to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Saint Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 Ah, the potential jewel in the crown. The rogue heart-throb with the sculpted cheek-bones and flowing mane. His name also lends rather well to the Gary Neville goalgasm: Osvald-oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6RG6yxgeFE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 Guly is quite hot too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 You tell me Artur Boruc is no looker - he's a stunner. (In a non-ghey, just observing someones attractiveness type of way.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 Holy krap, the mainbored has a more Ghey thread than TMS. No wonder this place is going to the dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 Oh, the wife likes Kelvin Davis, but then she's always been attracted to weird looking blokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 My mum fancies Paul Ince. Go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horley CTFC Saint Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 You tell me Artur Boruc is no looker - he's a stunner. (In a non-ghey, just observing someones attractiveness type of way.) No one looks good with a cigarette stuck in their mouth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty's Caddy Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 Rubbish!! I used to look really cool. *****il I had a heart attack) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 No one looks good with a cigarette stuck in their mouth! James Dean?? Clint Eastwood?? come on son.. ghey up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangely Brown Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 God I hope no fans from other clubs just happen to land on this page when looking at other forums, embarrassing or what!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 God I hope no fans from other clubs just happen to land on this page when looking at other forums, embarrassing or what!!! Right, a football forum is supposed to be all hardcore and cool init Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 God I hope no fans from other clubs just happen to land on this page when looking at other forums, embarrassing or what!!! I'm all for thread detours. To be fair the football posts on here are largely more embarrassing than the off topic ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Saint Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 God I hope no fans from other clubs just happen to land on this page when looking at other forums, embarrassing or what!!! It makes me laugh when men take their masculinity (read: heterosexuality) so seriously that they can be embarrassed about something as far removed from them as an internet forum. Lighten up and get on board the metrosexual bus. Next topic: Gaston's new haircut. Better long or short? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 It makes me laugh when men take their masculinity (read: heterosexuality) so seriously that they can be embarrassed about something as far removed from them as an internet forum. Lighten up and get on board the metrosexual bus. Next topic: Gaston's new haircut. Better long or short? Your defending your feelings a bit much there pal, not acusing you of anything... Or... Well, your choice pal Is it ok to pluck my eyebrows ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 God I hope no fans from other clubs just happen to land on this page when looking at other forums, embarrassing or what!!! We'll have a 90,000 seater stadium to fill in five years, we could use the extra support from the ghey community... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 Ha!! I saw this thread back on the top. I thought maybe there had been some bizarre new twist. I was right!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 remember that pic of Ostlund all cut up in pre-season with his shirt off?? that **** was tight y'all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 remember that pic of Ostlund all cut up in pre-season with his shirt off?? that **** was tight y'all #fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Saint Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 There is a quite valid point in here that Banega, being hideously ugly, may well find it hard to fit in with our stable of preening, toned, Adonises. Gaston's struggles last year were directly related to dressing-room banter over his new hair cut. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 no homo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 21 July, 2013 Share Posted 21 July, 2013 Your defending your feelings a bit much there pal, not acusing you of anything... Or... Well, your choice pal Is it ok to pluck my eyebrows ? Its okay pal, make grooming is all the rage right now. Plucking, facial scrubs, facial masks, waxing, shaving, sunbeds or Fake tans, even Botox. Be a good looking, well dressed lad, the only ones that will tell you you are vain are the fat, scruffy mugs no women will touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Its okay pal, make grooming is all the rage right now. Plucking, facial scrubs, facial masks, waxing, shaving, sunbeds or Fake tans, even Botox. Be a good looking, well dressed lad, the only ones that will tell you you are vain are the fat, scruffy mugs no women will touch. Says the loser with 20k posts on a football message board, at 10:51pm, get a life pal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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