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Oxlade-chamberlain?


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Any songs for him yet?

 

Never one to dissapoint... I thought one up at the end, and it's very good if I do say so myself... being the chant writing legend that I am.

 

* tune of P*mpey fan on a string *

 

He's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain,

His name is to long, to put in a song,

But we will try, to fit it in,

Because he's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

 

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

He's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

*repeat to fade*

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Never one to dissapoint... I thought one up at the end, and it's very good if I do say so myself... being the chant writing legend that I am.

 

* tune of P*mpey fan on a string *

 

He's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain,

His name is to long, to put in a song,

But we will try, to fit it in,

Because he's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

 

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

He's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

*repeat to fade*

 

classic!

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... without checking, I shoudl imagine its jan vennegoor of hesselink

 

Me too. Mind you, after checking [counting the letters], it's Alexander Oxlade-Chamberlain, with 26. The British all-time must be Forbes [Ernest] Phillipson-Masters, with 29.

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His dad -the skate legend mark chamberlain- was running their youth set up - don't know if he still is. obviously has little confidence in their infrastructure in order to send him here. Travelled up with the team to the recent exeter game.

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why not adapt the "you used to be a skate but you're now Ok" chant:

 

"oh oxy oxlade, your dad's an effing skate, but you're ok".

 

sure abusing his father and mentor will do the lad's confidence/self-esteem no harm at all ;)

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Could be the next Theo Walcott. Tempted off to a 'big' club by the promise of untold wealth while Saints are still Div1/CCC level. Recommendation - don't sing songs to individuals, or hero-worship players, unless you want them to get ideas above their station. Support the team.

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"There's only one and a half Oxlade-Chamberlains" ?

 

Too long a name for 'only one' after all.

 

He could be a useful addition to the team if we want to waste time towards the end of a game. All he'd have to do is commit a bad foul and be booked in the 87th, 88th and 89th minutes ... game nearly over.

 

K.

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Born in p**pey? Surely not!

 

A double-barrelled surname suggests two separate families were involved in the conception - now we all know that's never the case down there.

 

Must be from off the island ;)

 

What's to say his parents' surname wasn't already double barrelled ?

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Because his dad is famous and we know his surname.

 

Well I know that, but for the sake of the in-breeding logic... :mad:

 

That means his uncle is ex-Newport County Div 3 player Neville Chamberlain.

 

Honestly.

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