The small things in life that annoy you

[skintsaint]

On 22/08/2022 at 22:46, Whitey Grandad said:

And will not contribute to increased CO2 levels.

All the friction/heat generated from the lycra Tour de France gear will add to the global warming.

[whelk]

17 minutes ago, cloggy saint said:

The incessant and pointless use of 'to be fair'. 

Have you noticed how many people answer questions with “yes, no”?

[cloggy saint]

17 minutes ago, whelk said:

Have you noticed how many people answer questions with “yes, no”?

Yes, no.

People beginning sentences with 'So' is also problematic.

[Klaus Schwab]

Motor bikers are a proper wired bunch of pussies. 

Constantly nodding to each other as they pass. It’s like an acknowledgment from 1 man with a small todger to another. 

[Weston Super Saint]

Just now, Klaus Schwab said:

Motor bikers are a proper wired bunch of pussies. 

Constantly nodding to each other as they pass. It’s like an acknowledgment from 1 man with a small todger to another. 

So, to be fair, cyclists do that as well.

[Whitey Grandad]

31 minutes ago, cloggy saint said:

Yes, no.

People beginning sentences with 'So' is also problematic.

So what?

[badgerx16]

I know it has already been posted on here, but it bears repeating;

Morons, generally in SUVs, for whom the phrase "merge in turn" is cast in some obscure off world language.

[revolution saint]

2 hours ago, cloggy saint said:

Yes, no.

People beginning sentences with 'So' is also problematic.

So, to be fair, I do that myself. Apologies for annoying anyone. I don’t do the yes, no thing though.

[kyle04]

52 minutes ago, revolution saint said:

So, to be fair, I do that myself. Apologies for annoying anyone. I don’t do the yes, no thing though.

I have to admit to an "if I'm honest" or "to be honest" tic. I consider myself an intellectual pigmy.

[skintsaint]

9 hours ago, Klaus Schwab said:

Constantly nodding to each other as they pass. It’s like an acknowledgment from 1 man with a small todger to another.

Owned a few old VW Beetles down there the years and always got weirdos waving as they owned the same cars as we drove past. A steely gaze past them was sent back.

[Gurj]

People who keep their hands up in the air on a roller coaster, as if it makes them hard. Jeez.

[saint1977]

On 25/08/2022 at 15:43, cloggy saint said:

The incessant and pointless use of 'to be fair'. 

It’s the new ‘to be honest’. I always wanted to ask people ‘were you not being honest before then?’

I can understand using ‘to be fair’ if a strong opinion has prefaced it and the speaker wants to balance their comment. Really, it’s just another variant of ‘erm’.

Edited 26 August, 2022 by saint1977
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[The Cat]

The Safestyle advert with David Seaman.

[rallyboy]

I'd like to be very clear.....is the start of a sentence that indicates a politician is about to be anything but clear and probably blatantly dishonest.

[cloggy saint]

3 hours ago, saint1977 said:

It’s the new ‘to be honest’. I always wanted to ask people ‘were you not being honest before then?’

I can understand using ‘to be fair’ if a strong opinion has prefaced it and the speaker wants to balance their comment. Really, it’s just another variant of ‘erm’.

Exactly, the only correct use for tbf is as a counter-point, not as a pointless phrase to start or end any sentence.

[jawillwill]

Upside down speed camera signs.

[Lighthouse]

Airport drop off fees, there was an article on them on the Beeb this morning. Wont be long before someone gets killed in a traffic accident because they were dropped off on a roundabout or lay-by, 1/4 mile from the terminal.

[Toadhall Saint]

Kevin Pietersen

[whelk]

22 hours ago, Lighthouse said:

Airport drop off fees, there was an article on them on the Beeb this morning. Wont be long before someone gets killed in a traffic accident because they were dropped off on a roundabout or lay-by, 1/4 mile from the terminal.

Indeed. Absolute bastards 

[percy windham]

For the last few seasons, there’s been a lad near to me in the Kingsland who gets incredibly irate at the ref. Standing and screaming, “Lino! Lino!” at every single decision. Foaming at the mouth, spit flying. His old man telling him to sit down as he was embarrassing them. I thought he was annoying. 
 

It’s only been two home games and I miss him. I didn’t know how much I needed to hear that this ref was a joke until he was gone. 

Edited 29 August, 2022 by percy windham

[badgerx16]

That stupid curtsy they do on the Ariel advert when "podding" the soap into the washing machine.

 

Mind you, "Always keep away from children" - excellent advice.

[whelk]

Constant references to DNA or The DNA when taking about football.

Who knew Bournemouth Football Club has a DNA?

[cloggy saint]

5 minutes ago, whelk said:

Constant references to DNA or The DNA when taking about football.

Who knew Bournemouth Football Club has a DNA?

All football talk is bollocks. DNA, philosophy, top bins, early doors etc etc.

[badgerx16]

5 minutes ago, whelk said:

Constant references to DNA or The DNA when taking about football.

Who knew Bournemouth Football Club has a DNA?

In these days of gender fluidity DNA is increasingly irrelevant.

[The Cat]

On 21/08/2022 at 09:45, The Cat said:

Saying "enjoy them while you can" about any new player who has a half decent game.

If I block everyone that trots out this phrase I'll be talking to myself on here.

[Klaus Schwab]

The ads on this site. 

I’m all for monetising sites through ads and affiliates etc and do so myself, but when you’ve constantly gotta close full screen ads to read threads on saints web and it gets incredibly frustrating. 

Any chance they can be ditched and leave the other ads as they are? 

[cloggy saint]

55 minutes ago, Klaus Schwab said:

The ads on this site. 

I’m all for monetising sites through ads and affiliates etc and do so myself, but when you’ve constantly gotta close full screen ads to read threads on saints web and it gets incredibly frustrating. 

Any chance they can be ditched and leave the other ads as they are? 

Really? I've never seen a single ad here.

[Toadhall Saint]

3 minutes ago, cloggy saint said:

Really? I've never seen a single ad here.

Same here 😉

[Manuel]

I have an ad remover for sale for £6 if you're interested.  

[badgerx16]

Stupid Townies complaining because the footpaths in the Lake District aren't paved.

Edited 5 September, 2022 by badgerx16

[whelk]

7 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

Stupid Townies complaining because the footpaths in the Lake District aren't paved.

And while you are there sort out the crappy 4G signal

[The Cat]

Having to pick up a load of cat shit from your front lawn when you don't have a cat.

Yeah, user name confuses this post.

[whelk]

2 hours ago, The Cat said:

Having to pick up a load of cat shit from your front lawn when you don't have a cat.

Yeah, user name confuses this post.

I always assumed it was due to your goalkeeping prowess, not that you like to shit in peoples gardens?

[The Cat]

35 minutes ago, whelk said:

I always assumed it was due to your goalkeeping prowess, not that you like to shit in peoples gardens?

Not sure that prowess still exists, probably better at shitting in gardens now than I am at goalkeeping.

[cloggy saint]

People who refer to Tesco as Tescos.

[The Kraken]

On 10/09/2022 at 21:05, cloggy saint said:

People who refer to Tesco as Tescos.

Tescos, Sainos and the ‘trose for me 😎

[whelk]

33 minutes ago, The Kraken said:

Tescos, Sainos and the ‘trose for me 😎

Lefty pinko

[The Kraken]

Tezzies when I’m feeling particularly banterific.

[Weston Super Saint]

On 10/09/2022 at 21:05, cloggy saint said:

People who refer to Tesco as Tescos.

Not sure why that's a problem?

Surely if you are referring to the shop called 'Tesco' you would say 'I'm going to Tesco's' with the apostrophe and 's' added to show possession - i.e. you are going to the shop that is owned by Tesco?

In the same way, if you were going round to the house belonging to your mate called 'Dave' you would say 'I'm going to Dave's' rather than 'I'm going to Dave'.

[badgerx16]

22 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Not sure why that's a problem?

Surely if you are referring to the shop called 'Tesco' you would say 'I'm going to Tesco's' with the apostrophe and 's' added to show possession - i.e. you are going to the shop that is owned by Tesco?

In the same way, if you were going round to the house belonging to your mate called 'Dave' you would say 'I'm going to Dave's' rather than 'I'm going to Dave'.

( /Engage MLG mode )

But do you say " I'm going to ASDA's" ?

( /Disengage MLG mode )

[rallyboy]

On 10/09/2022 at 15:12, The Cat said:

Having to pick up a load of cat shit from your front lawn when you don't have a cat.

 

I'm sure you're aware of ownership laws and your responsibility to politely return it to the owners of the cat?

If you don't know which one it was, anyone who owns a cat nearby qualifies, if they don't have a letterbox, where they walk by their car is good.

 

[cloggy saint]

43 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Not sure why that's a problem?

Surely if you are referring to the shop called 'Tesco' you would say 'I'm going to Tesco's' with the apostrophe and 's' added to show possession - i.e. you are going to the shop that is owned by Tesco?

In the same way, if you were going round to the house belonging to your mate called 'Dave' you would say 'I'm going to Dave's' rather than 'I'm going to Dave'.

No. Do you go to Aldi's? Lidl's? Waitrose's?

[Weston Super Saint]

17 minutes ago, cloggy saint said:

No. Do you go to Aldi's? Lidl's? Waitrose's?

You should if you are using the English language correctly.

[whelk]

I always say I am going to Boot not Boots

[cloggy saint]

1 hour ago, Weston Super Saint said:

You should if you are using the English language correctly.

Again, no.

[Weston Super Saint]

30 minutes ago, cloggy saint said:

Again, no.

Seems odd that you are arguing with the English language!

Even more odd that it annoys you when people use it correctly.

https://guides.lib.uoguelph.ca/c.php?g=696372&p=4999533#:~:text=2.-,Use an apostrophe when showing possession,see guideline %233 below).

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2. Use an apostrophe when showing possession

When showing possession, add apostrophe “s” (’s) to the “owner” word. If the plural of the word is formed by adding an "s" (for example, cats), place the apostrophe after the "s" 

In all the cases you've mentioned, the physical 'shop' belongs to the company that owns it, therefore an apostrophe and 's' is required.

[Whitey Grandad]

1 minute ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Seems odd that you are arguing with the English language!

Even more odd that it annoys you when people use it correctly.

https://guides.lib.uoguelph.ca/c.php?g=696372&p=4999533#:~:text=2.-,Use an apostrophe when showing possession,see guideline %233 below).

In all the cases you've mentioned, the physical 'shop' belongs to the company that owns it, therefore an apostrophe and 's' is required.

Not if it’s a trade mark.

[cloggy saint]

7 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Seems odd that you are arguing with the English language!

Even more odd that it annoys you when people use it correctly.

https://guides.lib.uoguelph.ca/c.php?g=696372&p=4999533#:~:text=2.-,Use an apostrophe when showing possession,see guideline %233 below).

In all the cases you've mentioned, the physical 'shop' belongs to the company that owns it, therefore an apostrophe and 's' is required.

Do you shop at H&M's or Primark's, maybe Harods's?  Do you eat at Burger King's or maybe Pizza Hut's?

[Whitey Grandad]

12 minutes ago, cloggy saint said:

Do you shop at H&M's or Primark's, maybe Harods's?  Do you eat at Burger King's or maybe Pizza Hut's?

Sainsbury

[Whitey Grandad]

McDonald