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Mixedkebab

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Social media is bad for you as everyone knows, but I am amused by the amount of posts by Portsmouth fans on every social media platform I’ve seen screaming about how fantastic their atmosphere is home and away, whilst also at the same time obsessively trashing the atmosphere or quality at Saints. 
What is it about these odd cunts that makes them so frenzied about trying to prove to the world of football that they are the best fans in the world? The way they kiss Millwall’s ringpieces is a sorry spectacle as well.

Most saints fans I know are happy to admit that the atmosphere is often shite at our place, but I find it no worse than when I’ve been to Fratton in the away end with mate’s teams.

Their old ground is always a a better conductor of atmosphere than a newer one like ours, but this relentless dribbling to anybody who’ll listen about how great their support is, is more desperate than it’s been for years since they got promoted.

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The Kraken

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9 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Winning v Leeds (on ITV for anyone who cares).

Calling it now, I think Pompey will make a late charge for the play offs. Jammy gits.

They can charge all they like. They’re in 17th position and have 10 games left to make up 13 points on WBA who are in sixth place.

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CB Fry

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4 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Calling it now, I think Pompey will make a late charge for the play offs.

Jesus wept.

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Gloucester Saint

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14 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Thanks for putting my mind at ease chaps.

No chance they make the play-offs this season, none. They could next season, probably Hampshire plod’s worst nightmare if Saints met them in the semi-finals. But there’s plenty of clubs more likely to, and they’d have to improve their wretched form away from the toothless, stinking ‘Old Girl’ they call home. 

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whelk

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On 09/03/2025 at 13:26, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Calling it now, I think Pompey will make a late charge for the play offs. Jammy gits

Might want to rethink?

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LGTL

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On 10/03/2025 at 09:33, Gloucester Saint said:

No chance they make the play-offs this season, none. They could next season, probably Hampshire plod’s worst nightmare if Saints met them in the semi-finals. But there’s plenty of clubs more likely to, and they’d have to improve their wretched form away from the toothless, stinking ‘Old Girl’ they call home. 

Their worst nightmare would be a playoff final at Wembley with 90,000 of us all over London 😂

SotonianWill

SotonianWill

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On 03/02/2025 at 00:24, Mixedkebab said:

The way they kiss Millwall’s ringpieces is a sorry spectacle as well.

Unless they're singing i'm forever blowing bubbles at them for some reason. Remember that. 😂

SotonianWill

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On 03/02/2025 at 00:24, Mixedkebab said:

The way they kiss Millwall’s ringpieces is a sorry spectacle as well.

Unless they're singing i'm forever blowing bubbles at them for some reason. Remember that. 😂

CB Fry

CB Fry

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On 09/03/2025 at 13:26, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Calling it now, I think Pompey will make a late charge for the play offs. Jammy gits.

If I was a Pompey fan I'd be booking a Travelodge around Wembley now before they all get snapped up in the rush.

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whelk

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19 minutes ago, CB Fry said:

If I was a Pompey fan I'd be booking a Travelodge around Wembley now before they all get snapped up in the rush.

Hey if they win all of their remaining games and 4th place Sunderland lose all theirs, they will only be 3 points behind them at the end of the season

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rallyboy

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3 hours ago, CB Fry said:

If I was a Pompey fan I'd be booking a Travelodge around Wembley now before they all get snapped up in the rush.

Sir, you said it was for yourself plus your wife and your sister, do you really just need a double?...

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Weston Super Saint

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10 hours ago, rallyboy said:

Sir, you said it was for yourself plus your wife and your sister, do you really just need a double?...

People outside of Portsmouth just don't understand that they can be, and usually are, the same thing.

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Stripey McStripe Shirt

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On 12/03/2025 at 20:59, whelk said:

Might want to rethink?

Was a cheeky insurance post.

If they're shit (which they have proved to be), then fantastic.

If they fluked a run (which they now clearly won't), then I'd have looked like an absolute football genius.

 

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tdmickey3

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14 hours ago, mack rill said:

If we win the home games, we should be all right, but! like you were good at shooting ourselves in the foot

We shot both of ours off in August.

 

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Gloucester Saint

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On 05/04/2025 at 20:28, trousers said:

Still in with a chance of relegation... Unlikely, of course, but won't put my chortle pants back in the drawer quite yet...

 

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Derby home game the key one, win that and very hard for them to be dragged back into it. Derby have to win that match.

OldNick

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On 15/03/2025 at 21:37, rallyboy said:

Sir, you said it was for yourself plus your wife and your sister, do you really just need a double?...

The only people who can flick 3 V signs at you using just the one hand 

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OldNick

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3 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Jammy f@#*ING gits! 🤬

I dont think they could make the play offs for League 1 this season as they are in the Championship, they are having a good go at it though. I suspect they may petition the league to allow them to, after all I think they say Wembley is their home ground

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Scummer

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Pretty much everyone below them has better form. They have a few 6 pointers between now and the end of the season. Maybe Selles will send them down 

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east-stand-nic

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Sadly I think they will survive as they literally only need 3 or 4 points in the next 7 games and not all the teams just behind them can get the 8 or 9 points they will need. Hope I am wrong, but cannot see it.

Edit. Stalker alert, yet again.

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forgtten line for the stalker
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badgerx16

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2 hours ago, east-stand-nic said:

Sadly I think they will survive as they literally only need 3 or 4 points in the next 7 games and not all the teams just behind them can get the 8 or 9 points they will need. Hope I am wrong, but cannot see it.

Looking forward to 6 points next season, and playing a part in sending them down in 2026.

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Tamesaint

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4 hours ago, east-stand-nic said:

Sadly I think they will survive as they literally only need 3 or 4 points in the next 7 games and not all the teams just behind them can get the 8 or 9 points they will need. Hope I am wrong, but cannot see it.

Edit. Stalker alert, yet again.

You could be right Nic but I think it will all come down to the 6 pointers against Derby and Hull. If they lose those they will be in serious trouble. 

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east-stand-nic

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17 minutes ago, Tamesaint said:

You could be right Nic but I think it will all come down to the 6 pointers against Derby and Hull. If they lose those they will be in serious trouble. 

Does the BBC have a predictor this season does anyone know? Derby and Hull might well catch them but will the others down there do the same? To be honest I am quite torn between seeing them go down and being a league below us still, or as Whelk says, having the Derby games and taking them out!

RedArmy

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On 06/04/2025 at 18:06, mack rill said:

If we win the home games, we should be all right, but! like you were good at shooting ourselves in the foot

We’d probably miss if we tried to shoot ourselves in the foot. 

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Gloucester Saint

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2 hours ago, tdmickey3 said:

No chance, just a paltry fine for such a friendly "family orientated " club 😉

Yep, a fine, albeit larger one. Further incidents and could be a match behind closed doors at the ‘old girl’.

Mixedkebab

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On 18/04/2025 at 20:55, mack rill said:

like watching Brazil 😎get summert mundee and the Derby is back on see yer soon pony fiddling feckers.

Looking forward to these, have to say your manager is decent so sure they will be tight games but looking forward to laughing at your foaming at the mouth over 60’s MillwalL worshipping mockney, sad act mutants getting themselves over excited along with Westwood gimpfest ner nerr nerr nonce brigade, always good for a laugh.

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Challenger

Challenger

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20 hours ago, mack rill said:

Bump!! 😎let's not forget our little thread😉

You referred to us as pony fidlers, that's a horrid thing to write, go away.

mack rill

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On 15/05/2025 at 15:28, Challenger said:

You referred to us as pony fidlers, that's a horrid thing to write, go away.

and i suppose Cod Bothering is not😎

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