Danbert Posted 17 November, 2014 Share Posted 17 November, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/nov/17/tesco-uk-supermarkets-closure-industry-profit-growth-goldman-sachs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 17 November, 2014 Share Posted 17 November, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/nov/17/tesco-uk-supermarkets-closure-industry-profit-growth-goldman-sachs #itAllEndsHere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 18 November, 2014 Share Posted 18 November, 2014 #itAllEndsHere Not in la la Island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 18 November, 2014 Share Posted 18 November, 2014 Interesting tactic from the News reporters. Now that Awford has banned the players from talking post-match drivel with the News for Neil Allen and co to write up for three days after each game, the reporters are scouring the opposition websites for comment instead! Enterprising job protection operation by Allen and the boys... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/former-england-man-taunted-over-display-1-6422691 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 18 November, 2014 Share Posted 18 November, 2014 Very rare. Just deleted my own proposed post for legal reasons. Don't worry, it was just the usual old bitter twaddle blended with facts and social comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 18 November, 2014 Share Posted 18 November, 2014 Very rare. Just deleted my own proposed post for legal reasons. Don't worry, it was just the usual old bitter twaddle blended with facts and social comment. I am interested to know now what you had put down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 18 November, 2014 Share Posted 18 November, 2014 Let's hope they don't need to rattle those buckets any more any time soon as it doesn't appear that your average Skate has a lot of cash to spare: https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Portsmouth_F_C/demographics Although, with their #1 typical profession being sitting around at home or in the garden, I'm not that surprised. Maybe if they get into trouble again they could tap us up for a few quid: https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Southampton_F_C/demographics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 18 November, 2014 Share Posted 18 November, 2014 Also, I actually just laughed out loud at the "personality" quotes: https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Portsmouth_F_C/personality I manage my finances well. Interesting too that your average Skate shops at Lidl whilst your average Saints shops at Waitrose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 18 November, 2014 Share Posted 18 November, 2014 as pointed out on the main board, no shock to see who their favourite celebrity is https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Portsmouth_F_C/entertainment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 18 November, 2014 Share Posted 18 November, 2014 Any guesses as to what their pet is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 18 November, 2014 Share Posted 18 November, 2014 as pointed out on the main board, no shock to see who their favourite celebrity is https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Portsmouth_F_C/entertainment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 18 November, 2014 Share Posted 18 November, 2014 as pointed out on the main board, no shock to see who their favourite celebrity is https://yougov.co.uk/profiler#/Portsmouth_F_C/entertainment You want a real laugh click the personality tab 'I manage my finances well' 'I'm good at saving up for the things I want' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 18 November, 2014 Share Posted 18 November, 2014 Very rare. Just deleted my own proposed post for legal reasons. Don't worry, it was just the usual old bitter twaddle blended with facts and social comment. I hope that wasn't the bitterness of a jealous Saints supporter caused by unfavourably comparing their fan owned business model and their bestest most passionatist fans with our desperate hopeless position Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 So, are we gonna party like it's 1999? or are we waiting 'til 10 o'clock tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 Congratulations to everyone at the Fortress of Fat - recognition at last, it's World Toilet Day! And if that celebration isn't in association with their lovely ground then it would still be an apt day to get flushed to the bottom of the south coast by Aldershot. Space 1999? Currently I believe the space is approx 75 league positions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamRed Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30109281 Make up your own jokes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30109281 Make up your own jokes... Skate shirt selling for three times what a Liverpool shirt went for? Some people have more money than sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 Congratulations to everyone at the Fortress of Fat - recognition at last, it's World Toilet Day! And if that celebration isn't in association with their lovely ground then it would still be an apt day to get flushed to the bottom of the south coast by Aldershot. Space 1999? Currently I believe the space is approx 75 league positions. Thank you RB for another lol at the expense of the phew. Hopefully they will be taking delivery of another generous instalment of karma tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper71 Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 Skate shirt selling for three times what a Liverpool shirt went for? Some people have more money than sense. There is no guarantee they've paid for it of course... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 There is no guarantee they've paid for it of course... Fair point. At 0.4% it's just under twenty quid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzhugh Fella Posted 19 November, 2014 Author Share Posted 19 November, 2014 The News's sycophantic relationship with the Trust is not only unhealthy in terms of journalistic ethics but actually dangerous to the long-term health of PFC. A local newspaper by all means should praise, when praise is due, but it must also feel free to criticise and probe when things aren't quite what they seem and this the News are blatantly not doing. They have been quite liberal in recently damning local clubs such as Gosport etc but are reluctant or even too scared to question McInnes and his band of chums or even put them under the critical spotlight. This means the club is allowed to flounder on while pulling the wool over the eyes of the myopic fanbase as they both hurtle to the trapdoor that says permanent oblivion. As this thread now enters the home straight to a 100,000 posts I predict plenty more entertainment emanating from our fishy outpost along the M27 made even more enjoyable by Neil Allen and Co's tugging of the forelock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 For those that haven't realised Aldershots cup final is live on BT sport tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 I would like to propose that Fitzhugh Fella has the honour of having the 100,000 post as he started this roller coaster ride, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 (edited) I would like to propose that Fitzhugh Fella has the honour of having the 100,000 post as he started this roller coaster ride, That's only right and proper and thanks to all past and present PTS contributers for all the lols, hopefully there will be plenty more to come as the phew continue to collect further instalments on their long overdue karma Edited 19 November, 2014 by Waterside.saint Corrected acronym Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint1977 Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 For those that haven't realised Aldershots cup final is live on BT sport tonight. Cheers. Masterchef the Professionals is on at 8pm and then The Apprentice so might put the game on record for the lolz in case they lose and will delete if they win. Sorry, that probably means I fail my seasoned PTS thread exam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzhugh Fella Posted 19 November, 2014 Author Share Posted 19 November, 2014 I would like to propose that Fitzhugh Fella has the honour of having the 100,000 post as he started this roller coaster ride, Thanks, an honour but one I feel should go to Rally Boy who has consistently made us all laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 I would like to propose that Fitzhugh Fella has the honour of having the 100,000 post as he started this roller coaster ride, Agreed. May be the mods should stop it at 99,999 to make sure nobody else inadvertently tips it over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 OK then, FF on 99,999 and Rally Boy on 100,000... Then, of course, they'll be a mad commemorative flurry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warsash saint Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 The party poppers are ready! What a fitting way to celebrate the magic 100,000 with P*mpey reaching their lowest point by losing at Aldershot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 Steady on Nutjobs! I am not worthy, it was FF who gave me life...he put the wind in my sails, he created the babbling brook in which I swim, he painted the clouds across the sky and allowed me to spread my wings, it was him that took me to a busy badger set and handed me an AK47, he drove me to Horton Heath and tucked a grubby tenner in my Y-fronts - I am but nothing without his vision and the opportunity he created.... All that, and the fact that he got a good tip off many moons ago and shared it with us. Come on you Shots!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 no matter what is arranged, it will be Batman that posts #100,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 no matter what is arranged, it will be Batman that posts #100,000 Has anyone considered that they *might* sort themselves out before we reach 100000 and become a humble well-run example to us all? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petersfield Saint Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 Has anyone considered that they *might* sort themselves out before we reach 100000 and become a humble well-run example to us all? ... Based on the evidence thus far it doesn't look that promising does it... Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 Has anyone considered that they *might* sort themselves out before we reach 100000 and become a humble well-run example to us all? ... No. :-) Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 Corp ho to return for 100k? (Or tal ben haim's monthly pay packet as it used to be known on the septic isle). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 Corp ho to return for 100k? (Or tal ben haim's monthly pay packet as it used to be known on the septic isle). Good shout. Come on Corpy, we know you still read this - Come and say hi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 It would be nice to hear from all the old guard that have kept this Saga going with great insights, facts and many many laughs, that includes are fishy friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 Highly amusing fact alert. Since losing to Chelsea in the final in 2010 Pompey, have won a grand total of zero FA Cup matches. So, if they do manage to sneak a victory against the Shots this evening, it will be a hugely significant and historic turnaround in their fortunes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 Highly amusing fact alert. Since losing to Chelsea in the final in 2010 Pompey, have won a grand total of zero FA Cup matches. So, if they do manage to sneak a victory against the Shots this evening, it will be a hugely significant and historic turnaround in their fortunes. Happily, Aldershot have won both their last two games (one home, one away) whilst the phew lost their only match since then 0-3 to mighty Argle. Come on you 'Shots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 Happily, Aldershot have won both their last two games (one home, one away) whilst the phew lost their only match since then 0-3 to mighty Argle. Come on you 'Shotsi assume that the 250000 fans who were on Southsea common and unable to travel to Aldershot will be on the bridges leading into Portsmouth with banners and flags welcoming home their conquering heroes if they win tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 Has anyone considered that they *might* sort themselves out before we reach 100000 and become a humble well-run example to us all? ... feckin behave your self waterboy, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 feckin behave your self waterboy, Lol, I would think that the Internet will need a lot more storage space for all pages left for this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 The News's sycophantic relationship with the Trust is not only unhealthy in terms of journalistic ethics but actually dangerous to the long-term health of PFC. A local newspaper by all means should praise, when praise is due, but it must also feel free to criticise and probe when things aren't quite what they seem and this the News are blatantly not doing. They have been quite liberal in recently damning local clubs such as Gosport etc but are reluctant or even too scared to question McInnes and his band of chums or even put them under the critical spotlight. This means the club is allowed to flounder on while pulling the wool over the eyes of the myopic fanbase as they both hurtle to the trapdoor that says permanent oblivion. As this thread now enters the home straight to a 100,000 posts I predict plenty more entertainment emanating from our fishy outpost along the M27 made even more enjoyable by Neil Allen and Co's tugging of the forelock. You make that sound like a bad thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 I have BIG money on Aldershot to win tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 Agreed. May be the mods should stop it at 99,999 to make sure nobody else inadvertently tips it over. Good call. Don't know if they can actually stop nut jobs posting, but the mods can delete all the inane posts that may appear at 100,000 and after, reserving the 100,000th slot for one of the nut job giants. FF and RB are being very modest, but one of them, or Trousers, should have the honour. FF for being the father of this thread of course, and RB and Lord T for being between them responsible for about 50% of the posts, without which we'd be nowhere near this historic landmark. One idea is for the above mentioned nut jobs (and maybe others!) to submit to the mods their contribution of wit and wisdom for the historic post, and the mods to combine them and post it themselves. Failing that, feel free to cut and paste this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 As long as the 100,000th post is loling about Portsmouth's FA Cup demise, I'll be satisfied. Come on Aldershot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 It seems one of the Aldershot players is a Saints fan. #justsaying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 Funniest thing with scum was how they told us no-one's interested in the FA Cup anymore, it's a devalued competition, no-one cares about winning it etc and then when their manager fielded a weakened team in it last season and they got knocked out they all went bat **** Did we? I must have missed that. Or is Corpy coming up with more portsmyths And he has a message for us nutjobs I assume the scummers on "that" thread will be writing to David Conn/ the FL/ FA/ David Icke about Bury overspending and cheating their way to whatever it is the scummers are obsessed with now Perhaps the 100,000th post should be a collection of Corp Ho's greatest posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 So BT have a skate commentator. Skate summariser. Skate pannelist. I don't think I can bear to listen to 90 mins of self-congratulatory bulls hit. Volume off. C'mon you Shots. BTW. Brett Williams no.9, ex-Eastleigh, is the Saints fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 19 November, 2014 Share Posted 19 November, 2014 Lots of streams for El Crapico. Good news L B Ave, some of them are in Russian and other languages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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