badgerx16 Posted 14 May, 2022 Share Posted 14 May, 2022 2 hours ago, Matthew Le God said: The Monster Raving Loony party had 'Passports for pets' in their manifesto in 1983. The Thick Of It cast in an improvised scene came up with the idea of a National Spare Room Database - The Tories later came up with the Bedroom Tax. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 16 May, 2022 Author Share Posted 16 May, 2022 On 14/05/2022 at 13:32, Matthew Le God said: Please pick which option you'd prefer... A) MLG is born into the family of descendants of medieval warlords and becomes King and head of state for 50 years B) MLG is amazingly voted into the role of President and Head of State of a Republic. You have the ability to vote him out after 5 years. No option C) is available. Pick between A or B only please. A: MLG is born into the family of descendants of medieval warlords and becomes King and head of state. The population quickly discover what a dickhead he is, and Oliver Donewell organises a civil war and after winning, removes MLG's old wrinkled head. After 20 years of Puritanical rule, Donewell dies and MLG's bastard son, GM, ascends to the throne and his family rules for the next 500 years. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 16 May, 2022 Share Posted 16 May, 2022 20 minutes ago, Guided Missile said: A: MLG is born into the family of descendants of medieval warlords and becomes King and head of state. The population quickly discover what a dickhead he is, and Oliver Donewell organises a civil war and after winning, removes MLG's old wrinkled head. After 20 years of Puritanical rule, Donewell dies and MLG's bastard son, GM, ascends to the throne and his family rules for the next 500 years. Only it doesn't because the population quickly get so sick of GM's grossly inflated opinion of himself and over bearing idiocy that they create the precedent that the French later copy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 16 May, 2022 Share Posted 16 May, 2022 On 14/05/2022 at 13:33, whelk said: Just saw the thread had gone to. 2 pages and thought what the fuck is everyone discussing. All made sense when I saw MLG was on the scene One of those threads where it's nigh on impossible to work out who is trolling who. Now, where did I put that photo of two geezers going around in futile circles.... GSTQ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 I can see this going down well with the Jocks and Taffs (and scouse) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-61562773 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 7 minutes ago, alehouseboys said: I can see this going down well with the Jocks and Taffs (and scouse) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-61562773 I suppose it makes a change from standing on your door step clapping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 On 16/05/2022 at 11:58, Guided Missile said: A: MLG is born into the family of descendants of medieval warlords and becomes King and head of state. The population quickly discover what a dickhead he is, and Oliver Donewell organises a civil war and after winning, removes MLG's old wrinkled head. After 20 years of Puritanical rule, Donewell dies and MLG's bastard son, GM, ascends to the throne and his family rules for the next 500 years. as MLG is anti royal and believes they are unelected descendants and warlords then he will be refusing the two day jubilee bank holiday next week and insist on working instead so as to have no association with something he is so vehemently opposed too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Turkish said: as MLG is anti royal and believes they are unelected descendants and warlords then he will be refusing the two day jubilee bank holiday next week and insist on working instead so as to have no association with something he is so vehemently opposed too I work in a school... it is half term for the Jubilee so I can't work even if I wanted to. Plus even if I didn't work in a school why does that mean I should work on a royal bank holiday? Why couldn't I enjoy the 4 day weekend without the royal fawning!? (No it wouldn't make me a hypocrite before you start on that daft line again) Edited 24 May, 2022 by Matthew Le God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 33 minutes ago, Turkish said: as MLG is anti royal and believes they are unelected descendants and warlords then he will be refusing the two day jubilee bank holiday next week and insist on working instead so as to have no association with something he is so vehemently opposed too If somebody offered you a 2 day holiday with no strings attached, would you refuse it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 1 minute ago, badgerx16 said: If somebody offered you a 2 day holiday with no strings attached, would you refuse it ? Depends on your morals and ethics I guess. If I was vehemently against the cause of it then absolutely I’d refuse it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said: I work in a school... it is half term for the Jubilee so I can't work even if I wanted to. Plus even if I didn't work in a school why does that mean I should work on a royal bank holiday? Why couldn't I enjoy the 4 day weekend without the royal fawning!? (No it wouldn't make me a hypocrite before you start on that daft line again) Don’t need to go down that line, You’re already a proven hypocrite. Edited 24 May, 2022 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 2 minutes ago, Turkish said: Don’t need to go down that line, You’re already a proven hypocrite. You need to read a dictionary as you clearly don't comprehend the meaning of that word! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 4 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said: You need to read a dictionary as you clearly don't comprehend the meaning of that word! Just went onto Google and typed in hypocrite it came up with this 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Turkish said: Depends on your morals and ethics I guess. If I was vehemently against the cause of it then absolutely I’d refuse it. So what do you suggest I do on that day when my place of work is closed? Edited 24 May, 2022 by Matthew Le God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 1 minute ago, Matthew Le God said: So what do you suggest I do on that day? Make an early start on the Christmas shopping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 Just now, Matthew Le God said: So what do you suggest I do on that day? Marking, lesson playing, done charity work. Loads of things you could be doing instead of enjoy two days holiday celebrating the jubilee of an unelected descendant of a war lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 (edited) Just now, jawillwill said: Make an early start on the Christmas shopping? He doesnt celebrate Christmas Edited 24 May, 2022 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 1 minute ago, Turkish said: Marking, lesson planning, done charity work. Loads of things you could be doing instead of enjoy two days holiday celebrating the jubilee of an unelected descendant of a war lord I will be doing that. Happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 4 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said: I will be doing that. Happy? So your initial statement “I can’t work even if I wanted to” was false Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 5 minutes ago, Turkish said: So your initial statement “I can’t work even if I wanted to” was false Not at my place of work I won't. Plus, certainly not in my usual hours. I'll be on my laptop here with some alcohol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 18 minutes ago, Turkish said: He doesnt celebrate Christmas Jokes are always funnier when someone has to explain them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 Not a royalist but I find the queen inoffensive and she is a lovey person to boot. About as British as fish and chips so throwing a hissy about celebrating her reign is a bit ridiculous. Frankly it will be huge news worldwide and no publicity is bad publicity anyway. Good for the country and a fantastic achievement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 11 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said: Not at my place of work I won't. Plus, certainly not in my usual hours. I'll be on my laptop here with some alcohol... You’re still working though so your statement was false Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 7 minutes ago, jawillwill said: Jokes are always funnier when someone has to explain them. Apologies humour fail. MLG has that effect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 Just now, Turkish said: You’re still working though so your statement was false Ask Sue Gray to investigate whether it is drinks on the decking or a working lunch! Maybe I'll be surprised by cake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 (edited) 21 minutes ago, farawaysaint said: Not a royalist but I find the queen inoffensive and she is a lovey person to boot. About as British as fish and chips so throwing a hissy about celebrating her reign is a bit ridiculous. Fish & chips originated in the 15th century seafaring nation of Portugal! Plus in any case... where is the 'hissy about celebrating'. I've not said people shouldn't celebrate it. Edited 24 May, 2022 by Matthew Le God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Schwab Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 32 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said: Not at my place of work I won't. Plus, certainly not in my usual hours. I'll be on my laptop here with some alcohol... Tsk tsk tsk, marking whilst on the sauce Seems like our kids futures are in the hands of Wolfe Blass 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 31 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said: Fish & chips originated in the 15th century seafaring nation of Portugal! Plus in any case... where is the 'hissy about celebrating'. I've not said people shouldn't celebrate it. Actually fish and chips is British. Fried fish may have come from Portugal and been introduced but the pairing is largely credited as being invented in Britain. Nice try though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 1 hour ago, Matthew Le God said: Fish & chips originated in the 15th century seafaring nation of Portugal! He did say "as British as fish and chips" - much of the Queen's ancestry is German, so you are both correct. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 14 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: He did say "as British as fish and chips" - much of the Queen's ancestry is German, so you are both correct. Stop derailing my lovely argument about fried food with facts please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 24 May, 2022 Share Posted 24 May, 2022 1 hour ago, badgerx16 said: He did say "as British as fish and chips" - much of the Queen's ancestry is German, so you are both correct. 1 hour ago, farawaysaint said: Stop derailing my lovely argument about fried food with facts please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tank Posted 2 June, 2022 Share Posted 2 June, 2022 On 13/05/2022 at 22:24, kyle04 said: Nah, Alfred for me. does Winchester have a statue of the queen? I think I've proved my point. We got a statue of a pig [Hampshire hog an' all that] if that's any good. I can tolerate the Monarchy ... but all the gush ugh One of the commentators said watching the fly past "they fly past at a height low enough to be able to see her eyes" 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted 2 June, 2022 Share Posted 2 June, 2022 On 24/05/2022 at 19:25, farawaysaint said: Not a royalist but I find the queen inoffensive and she is a lovey person to boot. About as British as fish and chips so throwing a hissy about celebrating her reign is a bit ridiculous. Frankly it will be huge news worldwide and no publicity is bad publicity anyway. Good for the country and a fantastic achievement. "a lovely person to boot?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 2 June, 2022 Share Posted 2 June, 2022 We know these are the days when you must be careful with language but fuck me what an anecdote to stitch her up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 2 June, 2022 Share Posted 2 June, 2022 Complete none story. There’s nothing wrong with that anecdote at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 2 June, 2022 Share Posted 2 June, 2022 (edited) What a stroke of luck! Who'd have thought it! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-61676093 Quote The Duke of York has tested positive for coronavirus and will not attend the Queen's Jubilee thanksgiving service on Friday, Buckingham Palace has said. Crazy vicar probably should have kept his mouth shut. Edited 2 June, 2022 by Weston Super Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 2 June, 2022 Share Posted 2 June, 2022 24 minutes ago, Lighthouse said: Complete none story. There’s nothing wrong with that anecdote at all. Apparently was white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 2 June, 2022 Share Posted 2 June, 2022 Just now, whelk said: Apparently was white And is a great ape (like every other human) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 8 September, 2022 Share Posted 8 September, 2022 (edited) 😧 Edited 8 September, 2022 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 8 September, 2022 Share Posted 8 September, 2022 17 minutes ago, trousers said: 😧 Meeting both Truss and Johnson in a single day would make anybody queasy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 8 September, 2022 Share Posted 8 September, 2022 9 minutes ago, buctootim said: Meeting both Truss and Johnson in a single day would make anybody queasy Classy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 8 September, 2022 Share Posted 8 September, 2022 2 minutes ago, Lord Duckhunter said: Classy Snowflake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 8 September, 2022 Share Posted 8 September, 2022 (edited) She looked so sweet in her photo with Truss. So much respect for her. Edited 8 September, 2022 by whelk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 8 September, 2022 Share Posted 8 September, 2022 Beginning of the end. Really sad ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Left Back Posted 8 September, 2022 Share Posted 8 September, 2022 39 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said: Beginning of the end. Really sad ☹️ Hope not but the signs are not good. Coincidence that she's taken a downturn a couple of days after meeting our first anti-royalist PM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 8 September, 2022 Share Posted 8 September, 2022 Not looking good if the family are being called together. For once I agree with Batman, it is sad news. Whilst not a Royalist she has done an amazing job despite the many problems she has had to deal with, not least within her own family. She has been a constant in a rapidly changing world. It won’t be the same without her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnersaint Posted 8 September, 2022 Share Posted 8 September, 2022 Like a number on here I’m no royalist but hope any subsequent comments posted on here are respectful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 8 September, 2022 Share Posted 8 September, 2022 Just now, Winnersaint said: Like a number on here I’m no royalist but hope any subsequent comments posted on here are respectful. Don't hold your breath. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 8 September, 2022 Share Posted 8 September, 2022 Breaking news!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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