Patrick Bateman Posted 19 hours ago Posted 19 hours ago 16 minutes ago, sadoldgit said: This idea that SR influence who plays is a bit odd. Still dropped Stephens and Baz but Eckert brought them back. It seems to me that the coaches are making these decisions which is not unreasonable given their job depends on getting these things right. Whom out of Still and Eckert is actively employed by SFC? 🌚
Dusic Posted 18 hours ago Posted 18 hours ago Seems Rasmus doing as Rasmus does. First called by @shurlock - understand Gudni Bergsson has been approached in addition to Per Frandsen and talks are fairly advanced. Odds on a Scandinavian gaffer dropping by the minute. 1
TheAlehouseBrawlers Posted 12 hours ago Posted 12 hours ago 6 hours ago, Dusic said: Seems Rasmus doing as Rasmus does. First called by @shurlock - understand Gudni Bergsson has been approached in addition to Per Frandsen and talks are fairly advanced. Odds on a Scandinavian gaffer dropping by the minute. One that, I believe, has never been a manager, the other currently in the Norwegian second division. Probably true then.
CB Fry Posted 12 hours ago Posted 12 hours ago 6 hours ago, Dusic said: Seems Rasmus doing as Rasmus does. First called by @shurlock - understand Gudni Bergsson has been approached in addition to Per Frandsen and talks are fairly advanced. Odds on a Scandinavian gaffer dropping by the minute. God bless Shurlock but he hasn't posted on this forum in 2025. 1
Turkish Posted 11 hours ago Posted 11 hours ago 1 hour ago, CB Fry said: God bless Shurlock but he hasn't posted on this forum in 2025. And you can see why! last visited 1st November so still lurking 1
Miltonaggro Posted 11 hours ago Posted 11 hours ago 1 hour ago, CB Fry said: God bless Shurlock but he hasn't posted on this forum in 2025. Oopsy!
Turkish Posted 10 hours ago Posted 10 hours ago 14 minutes ago, Willo of Whiteley said: Calling bollocks now on that front what makes you think that?
Miltonaggro Posted 10 hours ago Posted 10 hours ago 7 hours ago, Dusic said: Seems Rasmus doing as Rasmus does. First called by @shurlock - understand Gudni Bergsson has been approached in addition to Per Frandsen and talks are fairly advanced. Odds on a Scandinavian gaffer dropping by the minute. If this turns out to have legs looks we are entering the Poortvliet Wotte stage of the Sport Republic administration bingo. If the idiot Ankersen has a hard on for a Scandinavian manager this time around he should wind in his fragile ego and appoint OGS! 1
Saint86 Posted 10 hours ago Posted 10 hours ago 8 hours ago, Dusic said: Seems Rasmus doing as Rasmus does. First called by @shurlock - understand Gudni Bergsson has been approached in addition to Per Frandsen and talks are fairly advanced. Odds on a Scandinavian gaffer dropping by the minute. What happened to O'leary? 👀
coalman Posted 9 hours ago Posted 9 hours ago (edited) 22 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said: Nudge unit resuming operations What stuff? Playing wall passes about the defence until we give the ball away? Hopeful balls up to a pint sized striker? Ball watching when players cross into our box? Throwing your hands in the air when we concede? Pointing at team mates when we concede? Are we really training that? Edited 9 hours ago by coalman 1 1
Lee On Solent Saint Posted 9 hours ago Posted 9 hours ago 19 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said: Nudge unit resuming operations Sort of? So that pathetic excuse for defending is what you train all week for
West Dean FC Legend Posted 9 hours ago Posted 9 hours ago Aaaah - so I get it now, we have to employ a coach the players are happy with. Doesn't matter about the results, how we defend or attack, or how many people are crying or laughing about us. Whether supporters stop coming to the stadium, whether our goalie looks like an outfield player forced to play in goal, whether we don't have one player who anyone thinks can reliably score goals - as long as they are 'enjoying themselves'? Hopefully, they get hugs from the manager (we are clearly getting now), and he says he loves them, and they get Mondays off. Results, league position? Yeah okay, sort of needs looking at, but c'mon the players are happy and enjoying themselves.... Why don't SR just announce the senior players are now the 'manager' and they make all the decisions relating to the team etc? It'd be easier. 1 4
Turkish Posted 8 hours ago Posted 8 hours ago 1 hour ago, AlexLaw76 said: Nudge unit resuming operations another week another player comes out to support the heir apparent. Like he's going to come out and say he's pony. We've also this week had, lack of a standout candidate line come out. Pure SR propaganda. So see through.
Badger Posted 8 hours ago Posted 8 hours ago (edited) 1 hour ago, Saint86 said: What happened to O'leary? 👀 Thought he retired about 15 years ago. Only on Planet Rasmus would we think of dredging him up. Wonder if Hoddle was sounded out, “unfinished business” and all that. Or perhaps they should ask Lawrie if he’d like to supplement his pension with a part-time job. Edited 8 hours ago by Badger
Ted Bates Statue Posted 8 hours ago Posted 8 hours ago (edited) 1 hour ago, Saint86 said: What happened to O'leary? 👀 My contact suggested they would be more interested in Gerard Houllier at this stage Edited 8 hours ago by Ted Bates Statue edited to protect my source's identity
Dusic Posted 8 hours ago Posted 8 hours ago 4 hours ago, TheAlehouseBrawlers said: One that, I believe, has never been a manager, the other currently in the Norwegian second division. Probably true then. Actually just had clarification via @Edward Tattsyrup that Bergsson would be brought in to a kind of general manager role (unclear how would differ from Bitcon and Spors tbh) with Frandsen as Head Coach. Seems like a different model rather than traditional manager setup. 1 1
Turkish Posted 8 hours ago Posted 8 hours ago 17 minutes ago, Dusic said: Actually just had clarification via @Edward Tattsyrup that Bergsson would be brought in to a kind of general manager role (unclear how would differ from Bitcon and Spors tbh) with Frandsen as Head Coach. Seems like a different model rather than traditional manager setup. You had me thinking this was a wind up until this bit 1
Challenger Posted 7 hours ago Posted 7 hours ago (edited) 2 hours ago, AlexLaw76 said: Nudge unit resuming operations Another vote for the "soft touch" option, far better than getting a taskmaster in eh Ryan ? Edited 7 hours ago by Challenger
Badger Posted 7 hours ago Posted 7 hours ago 1 hour ago, Ted Bates Statue said: My contact suggested they would be more interested in Gerard Houllier at this stage Have heard similar. I have it on good authority that Houllier has been our number one target for weeks. Spors and Rasmus are refusing to consider other options until Houllier picks up his phone to let them know if he’s interested or not.
Patrick Bateman Posted 7 hours ago Posted 7 hours ago Why is there zero update from the club? I mean, I don't expect to kept informed on recruitment, but at least an update on the plan would be nice - the silence is just a bit weird. It's not hard to share a "Hi loyal, paying, fanbase, the update is ... ... We are waiting on a candidate to be available ... We are giving Eckert a couple more games ... We are looking at bringing in someone to help Eckert ... Recruitment is challenging, but ... "
Turkish Posted 6 hours ago Posted 6 hours ago 2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: Why is there zero update from the club? I mean, I don't expect to kept informed on recruitment, but at least an update on the plan would be nice - the silence is just a bit weird. It's not hard to share a "Hi loyal, paying, fanbase, the update is ... ... We are waiting on a candidate to be available ... We are giving Eckert a couple more games ... We are looking at bringing in someone to help Eckert ... Recruitment is challenging, but ... " We've had updates from the club 3 players saying how great Tonda is How there is no outstanding candidate Clubs preferred media sources leaking stories about how great Tonda is, a couple more wins and how cant they give him the job SR Propaganda machine is rolling 2 1
Dr. Kucho Posted 6 hours ago Posted 6 hours ago (edited) 2 hours ago, Dusic said: Actually just had clarification via @Edward Tattsyrup that Bergsson would be brought in to a kind of general manager role (unclear how would differ from Bitcon and Spors tbh) with Frandsen as Head Coach. Seems like a different model rather than traditional manager setup. After what the French journalist said around the time of Still’s sacking, that we have a lot of managers in the clubs set up but none really does anything, I think bringing in another manager is a cracking idea! Go Sports Republic! Edited 5 hours ago by Dr. Kucho 3 1
Badger Posted 6 hours ago Posted 6 hours ago 4 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: Why is there zero update from the club? I mean, I don't expect to kept informed on recruitment, but at least an update on the plan would be nice - the silence is just a bit weird. It's not hard to share a "Hi loyal, paying, fanbase, the update is ... ... We are waiting on a candidate to be available ... We are giving Eckert a couple more games ... We are looking at bringing in someone to help Eckert ... Recruitment is challenging, but ... " Not sure they can give a meaningful update without just whipping up speculation, uncertainty, and hysteria. Plus undermining Eckert in the process. Any statement is likely to be so bland it would cause anger among the fans in itself. Yes, we’d like to know more about the intentions, but it seems the club are damned here whatever they do and say. Go back to Ruperts default position of “no one’s ruled in, no one’s ruled out “ kind of bollocks. 1
saint michael Posted 6 hours ago Posted 6 hours ago 1 hour ago, Dusic said: Actually just had clarification via @Edward Tattsyrup that Bergsson would be brought in to a kind of general manager role (unclear how would differ from Bitcon and Spors tbh) with Frandsen as Head Coach. Seems like a different model rather than traditional manager setup. That’s great. About time we experimented a bit with the management structure. makes me wonder whether this crowd has come to the end of the investment line with the problems he has had with his other company. Budgie time cheap cheap cheap
Midfield_General Posted 5 hours ago Posted 5 hours ago 1 hour ago, saint michael said: That’s great. About time we experimented a bit with the management structure. Was just thinking the same thing. The best thing we could do right now, I was thinking, is to try out an innovative new approach to football management that nobody's tried before. Ideally masterminded by a disrupter, thought leader and out-of-the-box thinker. I think that just the suggestion that we may go down this common sense route, which we've all been crying out for, will give everyone associated with the club such a lift that I'm now pretty confident we'll beat Charlton. 2
Wade Garrett Posted 5 hours ago Posted 5 hours ago 1 hour ago, Patrick Bateman said: Why is there zero update from the club? I mean, I don't expect to kept informed on recruitment, but at least an update on the plan would be nice - the silence is just a bit weird. It's not hard to share a "Hi loyal, paying, fanbase, the update is ... ... We are waiting on a candidate to be available ... We are giving Eckert a couple more games ... We are looking at bringing in someone to help Eckert ... Recruitment is challenging, but ... " I’m not interested what those bullshitting incompetent cunts have to say. Fucking bunch of useless wankers. 1 2
lambtiss Posted 5 hours ago Posted 5 hours ago (edited) 19 minutes ago, Midfield_General said: Was just thinking the same thing. The best thing we could do right now, I was thinking, is to try out an innovative new approach to football management that nobody's tried before. Ideally masterminded by a disrupter, thought leader and out-of-the-box thinker. I think that just the suggestion that we may go down this common sense route, which we've all been crying out for, will give everyone associated with the club such a lift that I'm now pretty confident we'll beat Charlton. Genius idea @Midfield_General, if only SR would try something like this. Although, to be fair, they have demonstrated revolutionary, out-of-the-box thinking with Downs being played as a false number 9, whilst actually being a number 9. With Bazunu, they have extended the false number 9 strategy to playing a false goalkeeper, brilliant. Playing left backs as right backs and vice-versa has also been a masterstroke, as is buying an out-and-out winger (Fellows) and playing him as an attacking right back. In the last home game, the club radically decided that 3 CBS was too normal and innovatively played 4 centre-backs for the last half an hour As Ankersen would have it, if it ain't broke, break it, and they have adopted this strategy masterfully. Edited 5 hours ago by lambtiss 3
Midfield_General Posted 5 hours ago Posted 5 hours ago 3 minutes ago, lambtiss said: Genius idea @Midfield_General, if only SR would try something like this. Although, to be fair, they have demonstrated revolutionary, out-of-the-box thinking with Downs being played as a false number 9, whilst actually being a number 9. With Bazunu, they have extended the false number 9 strategy to playing a false goalkeeper, brilliant. Playing left backs as right backs and vice-versa has also been a masterstroke is also genius, as is buying an out-and-out winger (Fellows) and playing him as an attacking right back. I think I recall, the club radically deciding that 3 CBS was too normal and innovating by going to 4 centre-backs for the last half an hour As Ankersen would have it, if it ain't broke, break it, and they have adopted this strategy masterfully. "If it ain't relegated, relegate it" 1 9
Dr. Kucho Posted 4 hours ago Posted 4 hours ago 52 minutes ago, Midfield_General said: "If it ain't relegated, relegate it" This should be on a banner for the next home games! 3 2
Starksj1995 Posted 3 hours ago Posted 3 hours ago 3 hours ago, Turkish said: We've had updates from the club 3 players saying how great Tonda is How there is no outstanding candidate Clubs preferred media sources leaking stories about how great Tonda is, a couple more wins and how cant they give him the job SR Propaganda machine is rolling That’s not come from the club at all
Weston Super Saint Posted 3 hours ago Posted 3 hours ago 27 minutes ago, Starksj1995 said: That’s not come from the club at all You think it might be witch craft? 1
Starksj1995 Posted 2 hours ago Posted 2 hours ago 27 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: You think it might be witch craft? When people says clubs have said etc when club haven’t said anything 1 1
Themotherfunky Posted 2 hours ago Posted 2 hours ago 58 minutes ago, Starksj1995 said: That’s not come from the club at all Sorry Mr Rasmus 😞 2
Weston Super Saint Posted 2 hours ago Posted 2 hours ago 4 minutes ago, Starksj1995 said: When people says clubs have said etc when club haven’t said anything Club representatives are the club aren't they?
Chez Posted 2 hours ago Posted 2 hours ago (edited) 4 hours ago, Turkish said: 3 players saying how great Tonda is I assume the players will have been asked by journalists "what has training been like with Tonda?". What do you expect them to say? He picks the side. Players aren't going to criticise the incumbent. They will want to be positive. In general, players will be positive, especially after a couple of wins. That's not some sort of SR PR campaign, its just normal answers to standard questions. I think you and a few others on here massively overestimate SR. I doubt they have had a single meeting to discuss the need a PR campaign to ensure fans are cool with them appointing Tonda. They aren't that clever or organised. Edited 2 hours ago by Chez
Challenger Posted 2 hours ago Posted 2 hours ago Stop fucking around and appoint who the players want, you're going to do it anyway. 1
Harry_SFC Posted 2 hours ago Posted 2 hours ago Trollope gone then. Ben Reeves first team coach. Deary me. Lallana temporarily Under 21s head coach. What a mess.
UpweySaint Posted 2 hours ago Posted 2 hours ago 1 minute ago, Harry_SFC said: Trollope gone then. Ben Reeves first team coach. Deary me. Lallana temporarily Under 21s head coach. What a mess. Genuinely curious why Lallana is now with the 21s. Is it a promotion? A demotion? A sideways move? Does it mean Tonda doesn’t need him around the first team? Feels just a bit odd 🤷♂️
coalman Posted 2 hours ago Posted 2 hours ago Just now, UpweySaint said: Genuinely curious why Lallana is now with the 21s. Is it a promotion? A demotion? A sideways move? Does it mean Tonda doesn’t need him around the first team? Feels just a bit odd 🤷♂️ Apparently he's a great guy to have around the place. He'll be sorely missed. We're down to our last 10 or 11 guys who are great to have around the place. Lose too many more and we might have to recruit actual footballers and coaches. 7
SaintNewForest Posted 1 hour ago Posted 1 hour ago Sounds like a permanent shift being dressed up as temporary. 1
Harry_SFC Posted 1 hour ago Posted 1 hour ago The lack of experience we currently have in major coaching roles is quite something. 3
CB Fry Posted 1 hour ago Posted 1 hour ago We will probably replace Trollope and Lallana with ChatGPT or something. 1 4
coalman Posted 1 hour ago Posted 1 hour ago 1 minute ago, CB Fry said: We will probably replace Trollope and Lallana with ChatGPT or something. I can totally see Sport Republic Board Meetings being like this. 2
Saint Billy Posted 1 hour ago Posted 1 hour ago 3 hours ago, Midfield_General said: Was just thinking the same thing. The best thing we could do right now, I was thinking, is to try out an innovative new approach to football management that nobody's tried before. Ideally masterminded by a disrupter, thought leader and out-of-the-box thinker. I think that just the suggestion that we may go down this common sense route, which we've all been crying out for, will give everyone associated with the club such a lift that I'm now pretty confident we'll beat Charlton. I know, let's bring in a ex rugby union international coach, that's never been done before and might be of benefit..............................oh!. 1
DT Posted 1 hour ago Posted 1 hour ago I really, really hate everything I have heard about Rasmus Ankersen. What an absolute tool. Mate, you are not reinventing football. You got lucky once and then everything else you have ever touched has been shit. Give up and leave Saints please. 6
lambtiss Posted 59 minutes ago Posted 59 minutes ago 4 hours ago, Midfield_General said: Was just thinking the same thing. The best thing we could do right now, I was thinking, is to try out an innovative new approach to football management that nobody's tried before. Ideally masterminded by a disrupter, thought leader and out-of-the-box thinker. I think that just the suggestion that we may go down this common sense route, which we've all been crying out for, will give everyone associated with the club such a lift that I'm now pretty confident we'll beat Charlton. How about bringing in Delia Smith as motivational coach, apparently she does a storming pre-match talk. Dianne Abbot could be given responsibility for accounts. Big Ron Atkinson should be in charge of PR and ethics and diversity.
LGTL Posted 56 minutes ago Posted 56 minutes ago This is an absolute fucking farce isn’t it. Seriously, lose tomorrow and it’s going to get ugly fast. 1
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