Sevvy Posted 16 March, 2014 Share Posted 16 March, 2014 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/barker-pleased-with-response-despite-defeat-1-5939453 Some of the comments on here are brilliant, they are not happy down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 16 March, 2014 Share Posted 16 March, 2014 with a few of the teams below them having midweek games, they could be in the bottom two this time next week. Please God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 16 March, 2014 Share Posted 16 March, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 16 March, 2014 Share Posted 16 March, 2014 Does not bode well for their city: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/pompey-takeover-is-an-inspiration-for-city-s-shipyard-1-5924942?WT.mc_id=Outbrain_text&obref=obinsite sorry if previously spotted and posted Just seen - article written by Ben Fishwick . Is it April 1st ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 16 March, 2014 Share Posted 16 March, 2014 Lol. Their community update from last board meeting: It is not possible to have the FP pitch for a charity match. The music night fell through due to lack of organisation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzhugh Fella Posted 17 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 17 March, 2014 (edited) http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/barker-pleased-with-response-despite-defeat-1-5939453 Some of the comments on here are brilliant, they are not happy down there. One of the highlights of Monday morning is reading the fans comments page on the Snooze after another pathetic skate under-performance. Witnessing their slow awakening to the fact that all their dreams and hopes that burnt so bright last summer were built on sand is just so pleasurable. Their gradual realisation and acceptance that yes, they truly are a car crash of a club condemned forever under the current inept leadership. Indeed, if I am ever feeling in need of being cheered up, I just watch the rerun of McInnes's presser introducing Barker as the new manager. (The only thing that comes near that cringeworthy footage was the interview with photo copier salesman, Wacko Jacko in that Dean Court Car Park). Barker is doing a tremendous job of alienating his players and the fans while Champagne Charlie and his fellow clown Mick "hang dog" Williams, watch on helplessly out of their depth is pure comedy gold Edited 17 March, 2014 by Fitzhugh Fella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 One of the highlights of Monday morning is reading the fans comments page on the Snooze after another pathetic skate under-performance. Witnessing their slow awakening to the fact that all their dreams and hopes that burnt so bright last summer were built on sand is just so pleasurable. Their gradual realisation and acceptance that yes, they truly are a car crash of a club condemned forever under the current inept leadership. Indeed, if I am ever feeling in need of being cheered up, I just watch the rerun of McInnes's presser introducing Barker as the new manager. (The only thing that comes near that cringeworthy footage was the interview with photo copier salesman, Wacko Jacko in that Dean Court Car Park). Barker is doing a tremendous job of alienating his players and the fans while Champagne Charlie and his fellow clown Mick "hang dog" Brown, watch on helplessly out of their depth is pure comedy gold Starting to believe that David Moyes has now proven his credentials to take up a role at poopey having shown he is a out of his depth as their Board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 All sorts of interesting items in the PST board meeting minutes. http://www.pompeytrust.com/minutes Sounds like the pst are being marginalised now that the pdt are in with Tesco. It cant be easy for them to operate having #factless as their primary source of information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 “When Pompey win we have a successful city” is not working as a slogan hahahahhahahaha! No **** sherlock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 “When Pompey win we have a successful city” is not working as a slogan hahahahhahahaha! No **** sherlock!im not sure they have the recent experience to show whether this slogan does work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 I see Pompeyonline forum has all clubbed together to raise £1000 for another 'share' THEY ARE SAVED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 I see Pompeyonline forum has all clubbed together to raise £1000 for another 'share' THEY ARE SAVED!! Result. If POL can just do that every day for the next year they'll raise almost 10% of what the club urgently need to spend on FP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 PST has achieved the majority ownership of PFC and needs to evolve and rethink what we need as the PST way forward. In giving free membership to shareholders the main income stream has been cut off and it is unclear at the moment where PST future funding will come from. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 (edited) Cant believe this has been missed... "KM expressed concerns over the PST share percentage; there is now a perception that PST should always have at least 51% to retain control. This shouldn't mean refusing extra money offered but should be born in mind. AB asked what the PST EB would want the PFC board to do if further President investment were offered. MT felt the percentage concerns shouldn't prevent PFC accepting further investment but that PST should try and keep the 51% majority and suggested we should target the 12,500 or so who come to FP but don’t have a share. AB thought that future share issues should only be created and launched for specific capital projects in which case people might accept a reduced percentage. KM thought funding for projects could be done in such a way that the percentage is not affected. He said we must look to make the Club secure for the future and leave a foolproof legacy. PW asked how much control the PFC board had over future investment. AB said the PFC board would have to approve it. Edited 17 March, 2014 by Marsdinho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 (edited) and this... "TD, ST and KM said there should be better communication from the PFC board to the PST board. Club information often becomes public before the PST board knows about it. PST board should be getting a monthly update on the Club finances and have received nothing. As some BMs are not willing to have extra meetings a monthly conference call was suggested" Edited 17 March, 2014 by Marsdinho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 And so, a loan player who has never held the position before - made team captain for the Fleetwood game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 and this... "TD, ST and KM said there should be better communication from the PFC board to the PST board. Club information often becomes public before the PST board knows about it. PST board should be getting a monthly update on the Club finances and have received nothing. As some BMs are not willing to have extra meetings a monthly conference call was suggested" Well, that's just plain rubbish, they are entitled to an annual report and nothing more. What type of business makes its monthly results public? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 Well, that's just plain rubbish, they are entitled to an annual report and nothing more. What type of business makes its monthly results public? Are you suggesting that the PST have an elevated opinion of themselves and their role in the running (into the ground) of PFC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 The midweek fixtures and forth coming games for the skates are interesting. I never thought for one minute they would get relegated and probably still don't, but it could get very interesting down there. Just imagine if Malwhinney was still in charge, the ten points would have stuck and it would be all over bar the shouting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ringwood Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 http://www.brentfordfc.co.uk/news/article/brentford-community-club-of-2014-1425288.aspx lol not the bestest club lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clapham Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 and this... "TD, ST and KM said there should be better communication from the PFC board to the PST board. Club information often becomes public before the PST board knows about it. PST board should be getting a monthly update on the Club finances and have received nothing. As some BMs are not willing to have extra meetings a monthly conference call was suggested" Ha ha. Am I the only one who reads this as "None of the BM's are willing to have extra meetings but they each need to be able to claim that they are (and it is therefore the others' fault), in order to avoid the vengeance of the Bestest ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clapham Saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 http://www.brentfordfc.co.uk/news/article/brentford-community-club-of-2014-1425288.aspx lol not the bestest club lol How many football league clubs were actually in the running for P*mpey's South West Regional Award? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 I wouldn't take those awards too seriously, someone at the FL obviously has a sense of humour. Let's not forget that they gave pompey the community award at the same time as they were raping the local businesses - and the club that couldn't pay it's own wages let alone return the money stolen from the cancer charity, took two tables at the awards - and then took offence when people laughed at the irony. Sorry, I forgot for a moment, didn't we agree to write that whole period out of history, bar the cup and the win at SMS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Force Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 Seems a little weird the majority owner is not allowed to know what is going on with the thing they own. Or were they just duped into handing over cash or no reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 Seems a little weird the majority owner is not allowed to know what is going on with the thing they own. Or were they just duped into handing over cash or no reason? Carlsberg don't do rhetorical questions but if they did... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzhugh Fella Posted 17 March, 2014 Author Share Posted 17 March, 2014 Spending more money today extending Diagouraga's loan and bringing in Rhys McCabe from Sheffield Wednesday. Barker throwing the dice one more time. Pretty sure their rivals have no such luxury but they are living within their means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 Parachute Payments will cover that. (keep this sentence, cut and paste, feel free to use under any circumstances, it is copyright-free and has no expiry date) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 I thought there were rules in place about the number of players that can be loaners. Barker must be close to the mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 (edited) I thought there were rules in place about the number of players that can be loaners. Barker must be close to the mark. Rules? They're #tinpotlesspompey ffs, they don't need - or, indeed, want - any steenkin' rules Edited 17 March, 2014 by Waterside.saint I forgot to add #smalltime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 Parachute Payments will cover that. (keep this sentence, cut and paste, feel free to use under any circumstances, it is copyright-free and has no expiry date) God bless those PPs, without which they would have perished many times over, but which have instead preserved them into an unenviable living death on the margins of the football world, while we look down on them with mingled horror and merriment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/fleetwood-3-pompey-1-1-5940307 Is that a match report :scared: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 17 March, 2014 Share Posted 17 March, 2014 (edited) http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/fleetwood-3-pompey-1-1-5940307 Is that a match report :scared: Jeeze. Its like #factlessallen just spoke his brain. All of it. Poured out in a tireless stream of drivel in pompey pravda because theres yet more where this lot came from and no other paper would print the mindless pap he churns out. Proudly yet badly he writes it in mangled sentences with no commas using small words for the hard of thinking. Yet one sentence per paragraph makes it easier for everyday fishfolk to read. But some fishfolk may miss out because not all have yet learned to read. Their baffled pompey dreams remain strangely unfulfilled. Um. Yet more like the above. Repeat until gullible fishfolk are battered (see what I did there) into readiness for more of exactly the same day after day week after week world without end. Edited 18 March, 2014 by Waterside.saint Forgot the :mcinnes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoPints Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 I love this thread. Makes me chuckle everyday. :-) Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockey_saint Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/fleetwood-3-pompey-1-1-5940307 Is that a match report :scared: And to be fair, if the league were doing their job properly, we'd probably have our wishes pretty much fulfilled already...job done and virtually no way back from amateur football for the septic isle's finest tax dodgers and charity robbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/fleetwood-3-pompey-1-1-5940307 Is that a match report :scared: Fleetwood were the better side during the match When else would a team be the better side? On the coach on the way to the game maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint137 Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 Oh dear https://mobile.twitter.com/AussieSaintsSAS/status/445813954955059201?screen_name=AussieSaintsSAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 There is only one place this is going to end up, The Courts of Justice when they get wound up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 Oh dear https://mobile.twitter.com/AussieSaintsSAS/status/445813954955059201?screen_name=AussieSaintsSAS I salute that man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 Oh dear https://mobile.twitter.com/AussieSaintsSAS/status/445813954955059201?screen_name=AussieSaintsSAS Can someone explain this to me as i cant open it up for some strange reason, Cheers Sevvy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruffalo Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 Can someone explain this to me as i cant open it up for some strange reason, Cheers Sevvy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/fleetwood-3-pompey-1-1-5940307 Is that a match report :scared:Portsea Island calling,Portsea island calling, Lord Haw Haw broadcasting from the Lost Again Suite in the bunkers of Fratton Park. Do not listen to the lies of the Southampton led media. We are not dropping down the table but it is just a strategic withdrawal that has been ordered by our General Barker. At this moment our gallant armies are forming with their drums, bugles and triangles to march off on our crusade against the untermench who dare face up to us. Our foes at Fleetwood Town dare to say they beat us, did they not see our new wonder weapon Jed Wallace rocket of a goal. Their 3 feeble attempts of reply mean nothing and are only being used by our enemies to cast doubt on our success. Our Fuhrer has sent a message to all our people,'the champagne is on you' and orders that you keep working on getting a share in so that the standards of the boardroom can be kept up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 Parachute Payments will cover that. (keep this sentence, cut and paste, feel free to use under any circumstances, it is copyright-free and has no expiry date) Being a football chairman is fun - YAY! Money comes falling out of the sky all the time... Oh and just to let it sink in. While we are up against Suarez, Negredo, Hazard etc., they let Jon Parkin score against them. Jon. Effin. Parkin! Just wow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravings Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 To quote McBarker, Act 1, Scene 2: "Is that a beergut I see before me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melmacian_saint Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 How many cities bigger than Portsmouth (the city, not the metro area because that would just embarrass them) have their highest-ranked team lower in the football pyramid than them? I can't think of one, Plymouth is the closest I can think of but they are effectively above them in the table (and should finish that way)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/catlin-calls-for-unity-in-relegation-fight-1-5942115 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 Worth a chuckle or two... feature=share&index=2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 There is a lot of pressure to get a result on Saturday from all this, even more if the relegation rivals can leap above them. Are we seeing a Pompey meltdown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 Talking of amusing videos.... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/video-fleetwood-v-pompey-review-1-5940988 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 Rhys McCabe 2 goals in 32 odd games signed on loan to score goals, how I typed that out whilst laughing out loud I will never know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 18 March, 2014 Share Posted 18 March, 2014 Tonight should be interesting.....They could be a point outside relegation by the end of the night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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