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Darren Potter

Played for us on loan from Liverpool.

Was touted as the "next Steven Gerrard" by some

Now at Sheff Weds and is usually crap....so likely to play a blinder against us on Saturday.

 

 

Oh, and his surname is also Potter in case no one had noticed.

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Andrei Kanchelskis

 

Won alll domestic honours, plus European super cup

Represented his Country under three different names, (Soviet Union, CIS and Russia)

Was supposed to be wanted by the russian Mafia

 

 

How ******* ****e was he for Saints

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Terry Curran

 

1. his was a 'permy' move

2. was the worst crosser in the history of football

3. there are no other facts about this nonentity worth remembering

 

Surely that cross that ended up in the back of the Archers Rd net vrs Leeds in 79' taking us to Wembley, well I am sure it was a cross and not a shot!

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Frank's cousin

Played 20 mins for the 'home side' in a football aid match at SMS

Was fat, unfit and huffed and nearly had a heart attack

Was subbed on medical advice/because he was crap and replaced by a bloke even fatter - will never forgive Jimmy 'the gaffer' Case

we lost 3-1 to the 'away side'

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A 'certain' player who shall be nameless but had 'breathing problems' before Saints signed him. I worked at Husbands over at Cracknore Hard and a fellow worker had a song about him that went 'Here comes ..... a coughing and a weasin' best attack he's had all season'. Lawrie Mac was Manager so get your thinking caps on!

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Kerry Dixon

2nd highest goalscorer for Chlesea

Played for England in the 1986 World Cup

 

Only played for us 9 times

 

Pretty sure this is incorrect. Played for England in a tournament in the US the previous season, but don't think he was at the world cup.

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A 'certain' player who shall be nameless but had 'breathing problems' before Saints signed him. I worked at Husbands over at Cracknore Hard and a fellow worker had a song about him that went 'Here comes ..... a coughing and a weasin' best attack he's had all season'. Lawrie Mac was Manager so get your thinking caps on!

 

Thought it might have been Colin Clarke but Wiki says it wasn't Lawrie signed him. BUT... have you seen that photo of him on Wiki!? The soubriquet 'Bunter' seems as appropriate as ever.

 

Interesting to see he is manager of Puerto Rico though, I shall be looking out for their results from now on!

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Terry Curran

 

1. his was a 'permy' move

2. was the worst crosser in the history of football

3. there are no other facts about this nonentity worth remembering

 

Oh yes there is ONE other fact

 

he scored (I think his only goal) against Leeds Utd in the League Cup Semi Final 2nd Leg that sent us to Wembley again

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John Burridge

 

Had to hold Alan Shearer's hand on his debut on the way down the steps from the changing room at the Dell as Shearer was so nervous and nearly fell

Now works as a Football Coach & Teacher in this part of the world and needs Saints fans to tell Filipino Chicks how famous he once was

Sings a cracking version of The Hippy Hippy Shake at Karaoke, but can't beat D_P with The Buggles

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Colin Cramb

 

The only player to have played in ALL four divisions in England AND Scotland

out of the 18 clubs he played for was only Saints and Notts County he didnt score for

struggling on the third but he did have a crap hair cut

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Kleber Chala

 

Cost anywhere (supposedly) from £350k £1m depending on how you want to split the Delgardo package up

Did anyone ever see him play

Couldn't speak a word of English so WGS didn't pick him (which is funny really as WGS can't speak English either).

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Ulrich Van Gobbel

 

Played 8 times for Holland

Received a 4 months prison sentence for buying cars on credit and selling them without paying the car company......

.....but has never been located by the dutch police so that he could do his time.

 

 

Cool.

 

I liked him, he was a little bit mental and very menacing.

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John Burridge

 

Had to hold Alan Shearer's hand on his debut on the way down the steps from the changing room at the Dell as Shearer was so nervous and nearly fell

Now works as a Football Coach & Teacher in this part of the world and needs Saints fans to tell Filipino Chicks how famous he once was

Sings a cracking version of The Hippy Hippy Shake at Karaoke, but can't beat D_P with The Buggles

John burridge was not crap.

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A 'certain' player who shall be nameless but had 'breathing problems' before Saints signed him. I worked at Husbands over at Cracknore Hard and a fellow worker had a song about him that went 'Here comes ..... a coughing and a weasin' best attack he's had all season'. Lawrie Mac was Manager so get your thinking caps on!

 

Charlie George?

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Anthony Pulis.

Given a stupidly long contract.

Not managed to play a single 1st team game in that time.

Made 48 appearances for 9 teams in a career spanning 8 years.

 

Surely not???

I wonder if there is a footballer that has taken so much, from so many, for so long?

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John Burridge

 

Had to hold Alan Shearer's hand on his debut on the way down the steps from the changing room at the Dell as Shearer was so nervous and nearly fell

Now works as a Football Coach & Teacher in this part of the world and needs Saints fans to tell Filipino Chicks how famous he once was

Sings a cracking version of The Hippy Hippy Shake at Karaoke, but can't beat D_P with The Buggles

 

He's always in the studio with Carlton Palmer commentating on the PL for the Ten (Tata so Indian channel I guess) whenever I watch a game on p2p4u. Surely they aren't paying for them to live it up in Dubai?

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