What's the wierdest thing you've ever seen someone do at football?

[kwsaint]

Just curious

[doddisalegend]

Support Pompey........

[ericb]

Eat one of the urinal blocks in the bogs behind the old archers road stand

[PhilippineSaint]

Kick the ball out of play when you have a chance of scoring but one of the opposition players is feigning injury.

 

Should stick it in the back of the net then allow the physio's on before restarting the game.

[Griffo]

At Middlesbrough I saw lots of grown men in fancy dress. Weird.

[trousers]

An Aussie at an Australian Rules football game at the Oval urinating into his empty pint glass then downing it in one straight after.

[Flyer]

Seeing a man strip down naked in protest at drawing 2-2 with Sheff Weds only for him to miss the winning goal. Theres photos about of the ball going into the net with him undressing in the background.

[krissyboy31]

Wear a tall topper, a waist coat, a pair of chef's trousers and a pair of clown shoes whilst ringing a school bell. Bizarre!!

[Cheam Saint]

Sometime in the 80s at the Dell, I remember a player taking a shot at the Archers end. The shot went over the cross-bar and hit a policeman smack in his helmet (his police helmet!) which fell off his head and into the away supporters.

 

Back then the police used to stand on a raised level looking down on the away support below and someone had to throw it back to him. Funniest thing I've ever seen.

 

Can't remember when or what game it was. Any one remember this?

[Colinjb]

At a game in League 1 there was a woman reading a newspaper and showing no interest in the match whatsoever. Seriously, why pay for the ticket and then ignore the game?

[Saint]

Watch the game and then go home and argue about it on the internet.

 

Weirdos.

[RonManager]

Eat one of the urinal blocks in the bogs behind the old archers road stand

I was pregnant FFS.

[terrypward]

The skate fans wasting time by playing keep ball from Danny Fox before a throw in... while they were 1 down.

[yateleysaint]

I saw some people snorting coke once.

 

I thought that was a bit weird. At the football?!

[Nexstar]

Throw a burger at his wife

[Horley CTFC Saint]

Rodney Marsh picking up a Polo Mint thrown at him by someone in the Archers Road and eating it

[Bishop]

Eat popcorn

[Saint Samuel]

At Gillingham away a couple of years ago when it started raining someone in front of me put an empty chip bag on their head to protect themselves, didn't really work, just made them look a bit silly.

 

I also vaguely recall a fight a few rows behind me in the Northam a few years ago, two blokes got into a verbal argument, one guy showed his disapproval of the other's opinion by urinating over him. Did this really happen?

[Hatch]

Steve Baker take a free kick

[InvictaSaint]

A fellow student, in my first year at university, defrosting a chicken with a hair dryer.

[InvictaSaint]

Sorry - didn't read the 'at football' part of the thread title!

[Jack]

Put the words 'Jermaine' and 'Wright' on a teamsheet. In that order. Regularly.

[for_heaven's_Saint]

Saw a woman kick and break a shelf in the concourse at SMS after a defeat.

[maysie]

Topless fat men screaming 'let's all have a disco' dancing and cuddling each other. Also thrusting at each other after the 'la la la la ooohh' bit.

 

They then drop to the floor in some fat pie and beer induced frenzy frothing at the mouth over how hilarious they are.

[Lighthouse]

Saw Darren Powell attempting to kick the ball a couple of times, that would have been amusing if he wasn't on our team. The only player I've ever seen put a header into the car park at St Mary's.

[GAS]

I saw some idiot who looked likes Slashes dad ringing a bell in someone ear.

[southamptonfclegend]

Constantly shout 'GET IT FORWARD!!!' whenever we have the ball as the guy does a fair few rows behind me and has done every home game for the last 3/4 years.. bellend.

[Bishop]

Papa Wago take a throw in

[Bishop]

*Waigo

[Pilchards]

A supporter lift her top off to show her tits after their was an argument between the home and away supporters, also a woman wearing a laced white dress showing part of her boobs during a match, it certainly distracted everyone. I believe she was dating Rufus Brevett at the time.

[Saint_clark]

Watching a Weymouth away match someone shouted at the oppo fans who were waving a flag, "Shove that flag up your arse!". Mild chuckles all round, but he followed it up with "Actually, you can shove it up my arse if you like!".

 

Cue hundreds of people slowly looking round at him in bemused silence.

[The Cat]

At a game in League 1 there was a woman reading a newspaper and showing no interest in the match whatsoever. Seriously, why pay for the ticket and then ignore the game?

 

Norwich away when Puncheon ran the game there was a woman sat in the back row reading. She also had some shopping with her.

[St Chalet]

I saw a bloke in the Kingsland, dressed in full Westwood gear stand up at the FA Cup game to do a **** take. He seemed surprised at the hostility towards him.

[Bucks Saint]

Man City time time wasting in the last few mins while drawing, thinking it was enough to stay up as we were losing.

 

We weren't. It was not. They went down.

[Pancake]

Years ago at half time having a fag on the concourse. Huge roar as the teams kick off the second half, I stub mine out and start to walk back to my seat - guy next to me pinches off the burning end of his smoke and then EATS the rest of the rollie he was smoking. Always remember that, funniest thing I have seen.

[laughing now]

Once saw a team change their shirts at half-time justbecause they were losing, even more weird they didn't do it again the followingseason when they found themselves in the same position again.

[Saint Malc]

Bringing on two subs, one a strapping centre forward on the left wing and a diminutive winger at centre-forward and then pumping high balls up to the said winger for the rest of the game.

[Saint Mikey]

A couple of seasons ago, saw a bloke in front of me keep checking the Saints score on his iPhone. Wasn't checking the team or stats, just the score - bizarre.

[Thedelldays]

And absolute chav at Millwall a few years back actually looking like vickey pollard and wearing a full pink tracksuit

[ericofarabia]

At Wimbledon's old ground, Plough Lane late 70's, freezing cold mid week game, FA Cup? ... plenty of space on the terraces - people lighting fires on the terrace with newspapers and god knows what else. Also the portaloos were at the top of the terracing so you could have a wee and watch the game thru the window!!

 

Same era, away to Brighton my mate got hit on the head by a bottle of tomato ketchup lobbed from the Brighton section. Seem to remember a few other grocery items also being throw too and fro.

Edited 11 September, 2012 by ericofarabia

[The9]

I watched a penalty from the urinals at Merthyr's Penydarren Park by leaning around the side of the loo wall once. Wasn't "weird" until I peed on my scarf.

[saint_sinner]

anything to do with that lot down the road always has me in stitches:

when they started a riot in their own town after the match

that tw*t getting his bell confiscated

their hospitality suite was a portacabin on stilts - thats the funniest thing ive EVER seen!!

being called the best fans in the land???

the list goes on and on and on

[Dr. Kucho]

A father at a Ajax game encouraging his son (must be around 4-6 years old) to swear at the opposition using incredibly foul language.

[The Kraken]

I once saw a football manager consider making a subsitution to bring on Paul Moody in place of Matthew Le Tissier. Thankfully that manager had a last minute change of heart, but it was baffling nonetheless.

[saint_sinner]

that branfoot wanted to buy Robert Fleck for 2 million + Matt Le Tissier!

[Steeleye Saint]

You really won't believe this one – but I swear it actually happened - I once saw our manager substitute his three most effective players in a game against one of the best teams in the country! We lost 3-2 I think...

[100%Red&White]

that branfoot wanted to buy Robert Fleck for 2 million + Matt Le Tissier!

 

The memory's a little bit iffy these days but I've an 'orrible recollection that it was actually £3m + Le Tiss.

 

Weirdest thing I think I've ever witnessed was this dodgy geezer leaving portsea island to come and manage Southampton - and then, unbelievably, leaving Southampton to go back to portsea island!! Nothing ever surprises me in football any more.

[Guan 2.0]

At Tranmere, my mate nick kept in giving it the 'calm down, calm down' arms. At 3-1, he started singing, "we're going to win 4-1", which he carried on, modifying the scoreline as appropriate, despite my urging to the contrary. At 3-3, he went to start up "we're going to win 4-3", but was stopped by a number of blows to the back of his head. After turning to the guy behind him and saying it was way over the top (I had warned nick that it wasn't the smartest move), I asked him if he was ok. Incredibly, he insisted that he was fine, had not been punched, and had just gone to put his head in his hands due to the scoreline. When I pointed out that the back of his ear was bleeding, he said that Tranmere fans had thrown coins at him (bear in mind I was stood directly next to him, towards the back of the stand).

 

 

Even after the match had finished, on the coach home (and to this day), he still sticks to this story. He Even told fellow Saints fans (who enquired after his injuries) on the coach how angry he was at the 'dirty' Tranmere fans and would come back to 'get' them.

 

 

I didn't believe that mental gymnastics like that existed anywhere else is this world, until I read Corp Ho's posts on the PTS thread in the lounge

[Saint Scott]

Dont know if it falls in the catergory, but pretty bad for a commentator/reporter at the game. Still makes me laugh.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uoO-05gqWc&feature=related

[Saint Billy]

Having a Bolton fan knock me spark out all because I swatted a wasp that happened to be on the back of his kneck with my rolled up program, there is no pleasing anyone!