Lighthouse Posted 17 June, 2019 Share Posted 17 June, 2019 Ah but do they always annoy you. I mean today I'm hacked off about Hampshire's batting and Clermont's fly half but those are things that change all of the time. At the moment it seems they do. They've both managed to drag a one off problem out for about 6 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 17 June, 2019 Share Posted 17 June, 2019 At the moment it seems they do. They've both managed to drag a one off problem out for about 6 months. The same problem or one each ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 17 June, 2019 Share Posted 17 June, 2019 The same problem or one each ? No, different problems. I haven't crashed my car into a telegraph pole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 20 June, 2019 Share Posted 20 June, 2019 People who claim injury after a 5mph minor car shunt despite the fact that said person has pictures on her Facebook page enjoying herself in the gym the day after the accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 20 June, 2019 Share Posted 20 June, 2019 People who claim injury after a 5mph minor car shunt despite the fact that said person has pictures on her Facebook page enjoying herself in the gym the day after the accident. Ambulance chasing claim management companies; our car was damaged in a car park whilst we were shopping in Lancaster, at the time it was hit we were having a cup of tea in a cafe, yet we still got the obligatory "were you injured in your recent accident" call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 20 June, 2019 Share Posted 20 June, 2019 (edited) Ambulance chasing claim management companies; our car was damaged in a car park whilst we were shopping in Lancaster, at the time it was hit we were having a cup of tea in a cafe, yet we still got the obligatory "were you injured in your recent accident" call. Well you might have spilled hot tea onto yourselves due to the visual shock and the emotional stress..... And to think our parents and grandparents survived 6 years of global conflict without so much as a tenner in compensation.. Edited 20 June, 2019 by Window Cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stknowle Posted 20 June, 2019 Share Posted 20 June, 2019 Going for a s**t in the toilets at work without first checking that there is paper in the dispenser and subsequently discovering that there isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 20 June, 2019 Share Posted 20 June, 2019 People who say "should of", "could of", "must of" etc People who say "etc" because they're too lazy to think of another example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 20 June, 2019 Share Posted 20 June, 2019 Going for a s**t in the toilets at work without first checking that there is paper in the dispenser and subsequently discovering that there isn't. I used to have a Screwfix catalogue, which made do in an emergency but these days it’s been replaced by an app, which I find less effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 20 June, 2019 Share Posted 20 June, 2019 People who say "should of", "could of", "must of" etc People who say "etc" because they're too lazy to think of another example. People who neglect to place a full stop after an abbreviation. [et cetera] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 21 June, 2019 Share Posted 21 June, 2019 People who neglect to place a full stop after an abbreviation. [et cetera]A pedantic never sleeps. Do we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 21 June, 2019 Share Posted 21 June, 2019 Taking your first mouthful of a pizza after waiting 5 minutes only to discover that the tomato base is still hotter then the ****ing sun and still skins the roof of your mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 21 June, 2019 Share Posted 21 June, 2019 A pedantic never sleeps. Do we? A pedant, you mean a pedant never sleeps . Lucky I was awake to catch that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 21 June, 2019 Share Posted 21 June, 2019 People in the supermarket who have zero self awareness on where they leave their trolley whilst they doze at 'things' on the shelf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 21 June, 2019 Share Posted 21 June, 2019 A pedant, you mean a pedant never sleeps . Lucky I was awake to catch that! That's not what I typed! (and I did check at the time) Add auto-correct to the list of small things that annoy me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 21 June, 2019 Share Posted 21 June, 2019 Restaurant tables that don't sit flat on the floor and have to be wedged with beer mats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage_Face Posted 21 June, 2019 Share Posted 21 June, 2019 Restaurant tables that don't sit flat on the floor and have to be wedged with beer mats. I think it’s part of the tendering process of any shopfitter. “Will make floors uneven so tables wobble about” Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 23 June, 2019 Share Posted 23 June, 2019 Good bands whose most famous song is, in your opinion, their worst and gets overplayed. Plenty of examples for us to disagree on: R.E.M. Losing my Religion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 23 June, 2019 Author Share Posted 23 June, 2019 Good bands whose most famous song is, in your opinion, their worst and gets overplayed. Plenty of examples for us to disagree on: R.E.M. Losing my Religion London Calling, Rock the Kasbah and Should I Stay or Should I Go? The Clash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 23 June, 2019 Author Share Posted 23 June, 2019 Fat people who breathe noisily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 23 June, 2019 Author Share Posted 23 June, 2019 People when parallel parking move into the next space and they way more room so ineffect taking two spaces as space they leave is useless as no one can ever get into Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 23 June, 2019 Share Posted 23 June, 2019 My teenage children... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 23 June, 2019 Share Posted 23 June, 2019 London Calling, Rock the Kasbah and Should I Stay or Should I Go? The Clash Correct. Everyday is like Sunday (Morrissey). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manuel Posted 23 June, 2019 Share Posted 23 June, 2019 Your butler twisting his ankle and having to rely on agency staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 23 June, 2019 Share Posted 23 June, 2019 Wet, pinko, liberals who give their staff time off when ill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 23 June, 2019 Share Posted 23 June, 2019 The BBC website weather forecast - how can there be a "low chance of precipitation" when the weather icon clearly indicates 'light rain' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stknowle Posted 24 June, 2019 Share Posted 24 June, 2019 Surly waiting staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint WGC Posted 28 June, 2019 Share Posted 28 June, 2019 Councils or whoever it is who have the bright idea of putting pedestrian crossings 50 yards after a roundabout. The natural thing coming out of a roundabout is to speed up then you have to hit the brakes and risk someone slamming in the back of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 29 June, 2019 Share Posted 29 June, 2019 Vapeing - it's always that sickly strawberry smell that stays in your nose for hours afterwards after you've walked into a cloud of it. Aren't there any other flavours like fresh petrol or freshly spread silage on a newly ploughed field? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickn Posted 3 July, 2019 Share Posted 3 July, 2019 Idiots who drive around with their dogs on their lap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 3 July, 2019 Author Share Posted 3 July, 2019 Vapeing - it's always that sickly strawberry smell that stays in your nose for hours afterwards after you've walked into a cloud of it. Aren't there any other flavours like fresh petrol or freshly spread silage on a newly ploughed field? Is there a roast lamb flavour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 3 July, 2019 Share Posted 3 July, 2019 The **** at work who decides to milk the work absence policy for every drop of time off and then claim he can only do light duties, at work, while the rest of us have to work extra hard to cover his lazy arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 11 July, 2019 Share Posted 11 July, 2019 People playing music, TV shows and games on their phone/iPad in public, without using headphones. No I don’t want to listen to your Spotify playlist and neither do the 10 other people sat in your vicinity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 11 July, 2019 Share Posted 11 July, 2019 when going through a zone covered by average speed camera's (50mph), drivers who drive right up your arse and try and push you out of the way whilst you are doing 50mph....and they fly past. surely, they get penalised by the 'system'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 11 July, 2019 Share Posted 11 July, 2019 when going through a zone covered by average speed camera's (50mph), drivers who drive right up your arse and try and push you out of the way whilst you are doing 50mph....and they fly past. surely, they get penalised by the 'system'? Used to see this all the time when I was working on the road. People speeding along in these sections of road, slowing down for the camera and then speeding up again. Clearly oblivious to the importance of the word 'average' on the signs. Idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 11 July, 2019 Share Posted 11 July, 2019 People that do not know how to use lanes properly on the motorway People that don't say thanks when you open doors for them, move out of their way etc People with ****e bar etiquette People that don't get out of the way when people are driving faster behind them, generally seems more prevalent when speed restrictions are in place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 11 July, 2019 Share Posted 11 July, 2019 Wet, pinko, liberals who give their staff time off when ill Why wouldn't you ? Use to tell the lads to **** off out of the office if they had a cold, why risk making the rest of the office ill just to let them stay there doing a half assed job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 11 July, 2019 Share Posted 11 July, 2019 Not knowing which side the bagging area is on at self-service checkouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 12 July, 2019 Share Posted 12 July, 2019 Wet, pinko, liberals who give their staff time off when ill Staff who know the sickness policy and so are off the exact amount of time before it triggers a disciplinary. Staff who call in sick on a Friday but then go to a Spice Girls concert and stick it all over social media that evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 12 July, 2019 Share Posted 12 July, 2019 Staff who take time "off sick" when their manager is on holiday, and are surprised by the reaction when they bump into the manager at a local family leisure amenity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 12 July, 2019 Author Share Posted 12 July, 2019 Staff who go sick and then drive in the middle lane of the motorway listening to tinny music on their phones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 18 July, 2019 Share Posted 18 July, 2019 Zlatan f**king Ibrahimovic. Of all the people to score the winner against us in a cup final. He's hardly alone in being hopelessly in love with himself and thinking he's hilarious, what I don't get is why so many fans think he's some sort of legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage_Face Posted 18 July, 2019 Share Posted 18 July, 2019 Zlatan f**king Ibrahimovic. Of all the people to score the winner against us in a cup final. He's hardly alone in being hopelessly in love with himself and thinking he's hilarious, what I don't get is why so many fans think he's some sort of legend. Erm, because he is a very good footballer. People that think arrogance is a bad attribute in a sports person Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 18 July, 2019 Share Posted 18 July, 2019 Erm, because he is a very good footballer. People that think arrogance is a bad attribute in a sports person Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk He was up against Cack Stephens that day. Of course he looked very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 19 July, 2019 Share Posted 19 July, 2019 Double parkers.. not a cold mod but a style of car parking becoming the scourge of out time Double parkers, double parking where there is space beside where they've double parked... Double parkers, double parking where there is space beside where they've parked and opposite a junction. That's just dangerous you pr**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 19 July, 2019 Share Posted 19 July, 2019 Double parkers.. not a cold mod but a style of car parking becoming the scourge of out time Double parkers, double parking where there is space beside where they've double parked... Double parkers, double parking where there is space beside where they've parked and opposite a junction. That's just dangerous you pr**k. People who park right outside an entrance waiting for someone just because they are too lazy to use the short-term parking provided 20 yards away. Outside Southampton Parkway station for example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 19 July, 2019 Share Posted 19 July, 2019 People who can't hold a plastic bottle of water without making a 126 decibel crackling noise every 12 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 19 July, 2019 Share Posted 19 July, 2019 He was up against Cack Stephens that day. Of course he looked very good. Posters who give players silly names to try to be funny/popular.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 19 July, 2019 Share Posted 19 July, 2019 Temporary road signs giving advance warning of closures that are still there later and three months out of date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenilworthy Posted 20 July, 2019 Share Posted 20 July, 2019 When you are coming up to a set of traffic lights on green and then the driver ahead slows right down because they don't know where they are going. They then speed off as the lights turn red, leaving you stuck to sit through the next cycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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