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Summer Transfer Window 2025/26

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redandwhitey

redandwhitey

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4 hours ago, Saint NL said:

Apparently our squad is so good, even Wayne Rooney could get them promoted.

 

That's good enough for me, I'm off to get "Southampton FC, Championship winners 2025/26" tattooed across my bellend.

Surely there is room for “Football Club” rather than FC?? 😇

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Farmer Saint

Farmer Saint

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1 hour ago, saintant said:

Charlie Taylor is 5'9" so a decent size for a full back....plum.

5'9" is too small for any man, let alone a full back.

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ChrisPY

ChrisPY

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14 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

5'9" is too small for any man, let alone a full back.

Too tall for a woman though. Might as well shoot him.

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Matthew Le God

Matthew Le God

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1 hour ago, Farmer Saint said:

5'9" is too small for any man, let alone a full back.

5 foot 9 is roughly the average height of a man in the UK. So lots will be shorter than that.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11534042

This article is from 15 years ago based on data from the Office for National Statistics, so it may have changed slightly since then. But it won't be far off, as it is still relatively recent.

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skintsaint

skintsaint

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3 minutes ago, Suhari said:

I canuck keep up with all these possible signings.

Was going to come in with loads of puns but thought I'm having nunavut.

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sockeye

sockeye

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5 minutes ago, skintsaint said:

Was going to come in with loads of puns but thought I'm having nunavut.

I can inuit that yukon take any more.

Oldandtired

Oldandtired

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1 hour ago, Farmer Saint said:

5'9" is too small for any man, let alone a full back.

More nonsense from the slurry sniffer... KWP didn't do too bad.😎

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lambtiss

lambtiss

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9 hours ago, Farmer Saint said:

5'9" is too small for any man, let alone a full back.

I'm guessing you are about 5'2" ?

Farmer Saint

Farmer Saint

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8 hours ago, Matthew Le God said:

5 foot 9 is roughly the average height of a man in the UK. So lots will be shorter than that.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11534042

This article is from 15 years ago based on data from the Office for National Statistics, so it may have changed slightly since then. But it won't be far off, as it is still relatively recent.

Doesn't mean it's not too small. Just means lots of men are too small and they need to make the effort to grow more. If they were cows, they'd be taken out the back and shot.

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Farmer Saint

Farmer Saint

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10 minutes ago, CB Fry said:

Hey, ChatGPT - which notorious Eugenicist is Farmer Saint most similar to?

Forums seem to be a very serious business don't they?

Sheaf Saint

Sheaf Saint

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Logged on this morning to find an argument about height between a farmer and a lamb.

Guessing there's no new transfer rumours to discuss then.

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CB Fry

CB Fry

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22 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

Forums seem to be a very serious business don't they?

I know what I'd like to do with those people who don't find me funny.

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tdmickey3

tdmickey3

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6 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Logged on this morning to find an argument about height between a farmer and a lamb.

Guessing there's no new transfer rumours to discuss then.

There are worse things that go on between a farmer and his lambs but that`s for another forum 😳

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Farmer Saint

Farmer Saint

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6 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Logged on this morning to find an argument about height between a farmer and a lamb.

Guessing there's no new transfer rumours to discuss then.

He's always had an issue with me. Probably cos I sent his Dad away for slaughter, and then fucked his Mum.

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Dman

Dman

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8 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

He's always had an issue with me. Probably cos I sent his Dad away for slaughter, and then fucked his Mum.

In this context, I'm not sure that's something to brag about

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Sheaf Saint

Sheaf Saint

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26 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

He's always had an issue with me. Probably cos I sent his Dad away for slaughter, and then fucked his Mum.

Yeah that'd do it.

egg

egg

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53 minutes ago, CB Fry said:

I know what I'd like to do with those people who don't find me funny.

You're on fire today CB. You'll make the top 10 at this rate 😉 

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Farmer Saint

Farmer Saint

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18 minutes ago, OldNick said:

He's 6ft plus

I wasn't going to post about it, but yes, I am - it was only a joke anyway - Roberto Carlos, Bixente Lizarazu, Phillip Lahm etc all under 5' 9".

I think I need to put a trigger warning on my posts 😂

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Sheaf Saint

Sheaf Saint

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49 minutes ago, tdmickey3 said:

There are worse things that go on between a farmer and his lambs but that`s for another forum 😳

Yes, and when even the lamb starts complaining about the farmer's lack of inches, that's when you know he's got real problems.

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DT

DT

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10 hours ago, Tommy Mulgrew said:

Possible interest in Canadian keeper:

https://www.teamtalk.com/news/southampton-cardiff-vying-canadian-ace-move-real-possibility

Christ. It's like we type into a computer 'goalkeeper' and just go after any old bloke. We NEED to strengthen here with a proven keeper. Spend some money on a decent name that plays ahead of Bazunu. Beggars belief we are one injury away from McCrappy going in goal and pretending to have a presence.

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Saint_clark

Saint_clark

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24 minutes ago, DT said:

Christ. It's like we type into a computer 'goalkeeper' and just go after any old bloke. We NEED to strengthen here with a proven keeper. Spend some money on a decent name that plays ahead of Bazunu. Beggars belief we are one injury away from McCrappy going in goal and pretending to have a presence.

Just done some reading on that Canadian keeper, I actually like the sound of him. Would have no real issue settling in or with communication. Seems like he commands his box from crosses and balls through, which I love from a keeper. 

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Greenridge

Greenridge

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36 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

I wasn't going to post about it, but yes, I am - it was only a joke anyway - Roberto Carlos, Bixente Lizarazu, Phillip Lahm etc all under 5' 9".

You forgot Bazunu 

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egg

egg

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29 minutes ago, DT said:

Christ. It's like we type into a computer 'goalkeeper' and just go after any old bloke. We NEED to strengthen here with a proven keeper. Spend some money on a decent name that plays ahead of Bazunu. Beggars belief we are one injury away from McCrappy going in goal and pretending to have a presence.

We need to accept that Baz is our number one, like it or not. On that basis, what we really need is another keeper to push him, and to give us a 3rd keeper - we can't go into the season with Moody or some other kid as the 3rd keeper, that'd be ridiculous. 

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LuckyNumber7

LuckyNumber7

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1 hour ago, DT said:

Christ. It's like we type into a computer 'goalkeeper' and just go after any old bloke. We NEED to strengthen here with a proven keeper. Spend some money on a decent name that plays ahead of Bazunu. Beggars belief we are one injury away from McCrappy going in goal and pretending to have a presence.

People on here keep banging on about Johansson, who no one had heard of before he played against us for Rotherham. Just because you've never heard of him doesn't mean he's crap.

Saint NL

Saint NL

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Interesting to see Man Uniteds Garnacho might be heading to Chelsea. He plays a similar position to Dibling, he's only 21 and has played more games. Prices quoted are anywhere between £35m to £50m. 

That will set the price benchmark for Dibling.

AlexLaw76

AlexLaw76

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2 minutes ago, hypochondriac said:

If they get the stoke keeper I'll cry. 

We'll double-down by giving Baz a new 5-year deal....you watch

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Convict Colony

Convict Colony

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After learning about Narcissitic Injury (i told you so's) last season, this seasons this thread has inspired me to learn about the condition called Chronic Dissatisfaction which is the persistent feelings of discontent, sometimes tied to personality traits like neuroticism (moaning bastards).

 

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Chez

Chez

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12 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

We'll double-down by giving Baz a new 5-year deal....you watch

My guess is a 4-year deal.

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