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14 hours ago, Starksj1995 said:

It was also said Wayne would not let dd leave without. Replacement 

They also didnt say whether the replacement would be signed before or after he was sold. 

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Okay chaps I told the A.I bollocks to find us a specific striker in the mould of Rickie Lambert, I.e someone from the lower leagues who could come in and do the job. 

I wanted good aerial and hold up skills and experience of scoring goals.

Alasanna Jatta - Notts County, 

58 games / 32 goals 

6.4 I height, German.

Lorent Tolaj - Plymouth ( 11 goals ) 

Isac Lidberg - Darmstadt 98 ( 16 games 11 goals )  

Role: Centre-forward & main attacking outlet.

Profile: Strong, physical striker comfortable with aerial duels and hold-up play. Frequently wins headers and is used as a focal point in attack.

Scoring: Among the 2. Bundesliga’s top scorers this season (double-digit goals).

Why he fits: Classic target-man mould — holds the ball, good in the air, and consistently finds the net at this level. )

Noel Futkeu - Greuther Furth 

23 years old, 

Role: Main striker with physical edge.

Attributes: Tall, strong in aerial challenges, and excellent at scoring from crosses/centering moves.

Why he fits: Combines height + aerial prowess + consistent goals — very Lambert-like in style.

Massimo Coda (Sampdoria)

Profile: Classic target man — tall, strong, and often a team’s outlet for long balls and headers.

Goals: Regularly among the top scorers in Serie B.

Why he fits: Physical presence + aerial threat + goals.

 

Any of the above stand out of could do a job ? Should all be realistic 

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3 hours ago, wild-saint said:

They also didnt say whether the replacement would be signed before or after he was sold. 

Yh and that’s a good thing as they looking or now who they want 

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5 hours ago, ally_uk said:

Okay chaps I told the A.I bollocks to find us a specific striker in the mould of Rickie Lambert, I.e someone from the lower leagues who could come in and do the job. 

I wanted good aerial and hold up skills and experience of scoring goals.

Alasanna Jatta - Notts County, 

58 games / 32 goals 

6.4 I height, German.

Lorent Tolaj - Plymouth ( 11 goals ) 

Isac Lidberg - Darmstadt 98 ( 16 games 11 goals )  

Role: Centre-forward & main attacking outlet.

Profile: Strong, physical striker comfortable with aerial duels and hold-up play. Frequently wins headers and is used as a focal point in attack.

Scoring: Among the 2. Bundesliga’s top scorers this season (double-digit goals).

Why he fits: Classic target-man mould — holds the ball, good in the air, and consistently finds the net at this level. )

Noel Futkeu - Greuther Furth 

23 years old, 

Role: Main striker with physical edge.

Attributes: Tall, strong in aerial challenges, and excellent at scoring from crosses/centering moves.

Why he fits: Combines height + aerial prowess + consistent goals — very Lambert-like in style.

Massimo Coda (Sampdoria)

Profile: Classic target man — tall, strong, and often a team’s outlet for long balls and headers.

Goals: Regularly among the top scorers in Serie B.

Why he fits: Physical presence + aerial threat + goals.

 

Any of the above stand out of could do a job ? Should all be realistic 

fuck me don't tell Rasmus to talk AI shit or were defffo fucked...................or do they do it anyway?

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On 10/01/2026 at 12:17, ally_uk said:

Okay chaps I told the A.I bollocks to find us a specific striker in the mould of Rickie Lambert, I.e someone from the lower leagues who could come in and do the job. 

I wanted good aerial and hold up skills and experience of scoring goals.

Alasanna Jatta - Notts County, 

58 games / 32 goals 

6.4 I height, German.

Lorent Tolaj - Plymouth ( 11 goals ) 

Isac Lidberg - Darmstadt 98 ( 16 games 11 goals )  

Role: Centre-forward & main attacking outlet.

Profile: Strong, physical striker comfortable with aerial duels and hold-up play. Frequently wins headers and is used as a focal point in attack.

Scoring: Among the 2. Bundesliga’s top scorers this season (double-digit goals).

Why he fits: Classic target-man mould — holds the ball, good in the air, and consistently finds the net at this level. )

Noel Futkeu - Greuther Furth 

23 years old, 

Role: Main striker with physical edge.

Attributes: Tall, strong in aerial challenges, and excellent at scoring from crosses/centering moves.

Why he fits: Combines height + aerial prowess + consistent goals — very Lambert-like in style.

Massimo Coda (Sampdoria)

Profile: Classic target man — tall, strong, and often a team’s outlet for long balls and headers.

Goals: Regularly among the top scorers in Serie B.

Why he fits: Physical presence + aerial threat + goals.

 

Any of the above stand out of could do a job ? Should all be realistic 

That's you light years ahead of SR's recruitment team. 🙂

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