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14 hours ago, Starksj1995 said:

It was also said Wayne would not let dd leave without. Replacement 

They also didnt say whether the replacement would be signed before or after he was sold. 

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Okay chaps I told the A.I bollocks to find us a specific striker in the mould of Rickie Lambert, I.e someone from the lower leagues who could come in and do the job. 

I wanted good aerial and hold up skills and experience of scoring goals.

Alasanna Jatta - Notts County, 

58 games / 32 goals 

6.4 I height, German.

Lorent Tolaj - Plymouth ( 11 goals ) 

Isac Lidberg - Darmstadt 98 ( 16 games 11 goals )  

Role: Centre-forward & main attacking outlet.

Profile: Strong, physical striker comfortable with aerial duels and hold-up play. Frequently wins headers and is used as a focal point in attack.

Scoring: Among the 2. Bundesliga’s top scorers this season (double-digit goals).

Why he fits: Classic target-man mould — holds the ball, good in the air, and consistently finds the net at this level. )

Noel Futkeu - Greuther Furth 

23 years old, 

Role: Main striker with physical edge.

Attributes: Tall, strong in aerial challenges, and excellent at scoring from crosses/centering moves.

Why he fits: Combines height + aerial prowess + consistent goals — very Lambert-like in style.

Massimo Coda (Sampdoria)

Profile: Classic target man — tall, strong, and often a team’s outlet for long balls and headers.

Goals: Regularly among the top scorers in Serie B.

Why he fits: Physical presence + aerial threat + goals.

 

Any of the above stand out of could do a job ? Should all be realistic 

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Posted
3 hours ago, wild-saint said:

They also didnt say whether the replacement would be signed before or after he was sold. 

Yh and that’s a good thing as they looking or now who they want 

Posted
5 hours ago, ally_uk said:

Okay chaps I told the A.I bollocks to find us a specific striker in the mould of Rickie Lambert, I.e someone from the lower leagues who could come in and do the job. 

I wanted good aerial and hold up skills and experience of scoring goals.

Alasanna Jatta - Notts County, 

58 games / 32 goals 

6.4 I height, German.

Lorent Tolaj - Plymouth ( 11 goals ) 

Isac Lidberg - Darmstadt 98 ( 16 games 11 goals )  

Role: Centre-forward & main attacking outlet.

Profile: Strong, physical striker comfortable with aerial duels and hold-up play. Frequently wins headers and is used as a focal point in attack.

Scoring: Among the 2. Bundesliga’s top scorers this season (double-digit goals).

Why he fits: Classic target-man mould — holds the ball, good in the air, and consistently finds the net at this level. )

Noel Futkeu - Greuther Furth 

23 years old, 

Role: Main striker with physical edge.

Attributes: Tall, strong in aerial challenges, and excellent at scoring from crosses/centering moves.

Why he fits: Combines height + aerial prowess + consistent goals — very Lambert-like in style.

Massimo Coda (Sampdoria)

Profile: Classic target man — tall, strong, and often a team’s outlet for long balls and headers.

Goals: Regularly among the top scorers in Serie B.

Why he fits: Physical presence + aerial threat + goals.

 

Any of the above stand out of could do a job ? Should all be realistic 

fuck me don't tell Rasmus to talk AI shit or were defffo fucked...................or do they do it anyway?

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On 10/01/2026 at 12:17, ally_uk said:

Okay chaps I told the A.I bollocks to find us a specific striker in the mould of Rickie Lambert, I.e someone from the lower leagues who could come in and do the job. 

I wanted good aerial and hold up skills and experience of scoring goals.

Alasanna Jatta - Notts County, 

58 games / 32 goals 

6.4 I height, German.

Lorent Tolaj - Plymouth ( 11 goals ) 

Isac Lidberg - Darmstadt 98 ( 16 games 11 goals )  

Role: Centre-forward & main attacking outlet.

Profile: Strong, physical striker comfortable with aerial duels and hold-up play. Frequently wins headers and is used as a focal point in attack.

Scoring: Among the 2. Bundesliga’s top scorers this season (double-digit goals).

Why he fits: Classic target-man mould — holds the ball, good in the air, and consistently finds the net at this level. )

Noel Futkeu - Greuther Furth 

23 years old, 

Role: Main striker with physical edge.

Attributes: Tall, strong in aerial challenges, and excellent at scoring from crosses/centering moves.

Why he fits: Combines height + aerial prowess + consistent goals — very Lambert-like in style.

Massimo Coda (Sampdoria)

Profile: Classic target man — tall, strong, and often a team’s outlet for long balls and headers.

Goals: Regularly among the top scorers in Serie B.

Why he fits: Physical presence + aerial threat + goals.

 

Any of the above stand out of could do a job ? Should all be realistic 

That's you light years ahead of SR's recruitment team. 🙂

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On 10/01/2026 at 12:17, ally_uk said:

Okay chaps I told the A.I bollocks to find us a specific striker in the mould of Rickie Lambert, I.e someone from the lower leagues who could come in and do the job. 

I wanted good aerial and hold up skills and experience of scoring goals.

Alasanna Jatta - Notts County, 

58 games / 32 goals 

6.4 I height, German.

Lorent Tolaj - Plymouth ( 11 goals ) 

Isac Lidberg - Darmstadt 98 ( 16 games 11 goals )  

Role: Centre-forward & main attacking outlet.

Profile: Strong, physical striker comfortable with aerial duels and hold-up play. Frequently wins headers and is used as a focal point in attack.

Scoring: Among the 2. Bundesliga’s top scorers this season (double-digit goals).

Why he fits: Classic target-man mould — holds the ball, good in the air, and consistently finds the net at this level. )

Noel Futkeu - Greuther Furth 

23 years old, 

Role: Main striker with physical edge.

Attributes: Tall, strong in aerial challenges, and excellent at scoring from crosses/centering moves.

Why he fits: Combines height + aerial prowess + consistent goals — very Lambert-like in style.

Massimo Coda (Sampdoria)

Profile: Classic target man — tall, strong, and often a team’s outlet for long balls and headers.

Goals: Regularly among the top scorers in Serie B.

Why he fits: Physical presence + aerial threat + goals.

 

Any of the above stand out of could do a job ? Should all be realistic 


Petition to appoint ally to the clubs recruitment team. Done a better job in 5 minutes than they have in 4 years 

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Yousef Salech at Cardiff City - scored 8 goals in 20 for a relegated side last year and is now banging them in for them in league one (12 goals and 4 assists in 25). 6 ft 5 but not a bean pole - looks strong and has the pace to run beyond defenders. Only 23 and I'm surprised they held onto him after relegation.

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33 minutes ago, Brumsaint said:

Yousef Salech at Cardiff City - scored 8 goals in 20 for a relegated side last year and is now banging them in for them in league one (12 goals and 4 assists in 25). 6 ft 5 but not a bean pole - looks strong and has the pace to run beyond defenders. Only 23 and I'm surprised they held onto him after relegation.

Good call, plus he’s Danish. Come on Ankersen you serial bell end! 

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some journo trawling the name of Joel Piroe .A success at Swansea during Russell Martin's time

and later at Leeds, but is now out in the cold.   We need another name to replace Damion Downs.  

Posted
56 minutes ago, Brumsaint said:

Yousef Salech at Cardiff City - scored 8 goals in 20 for a relegated side last year and is now banging them in for them in league one (12 goals and 4 assists in 25). 6 ft 5 but not a bean pole - looks strong and has the pace to run beyond defenders. Only 23 and I'm surprised they held onto him after relegation.

Jovan Makama (21, 6'5'', already 12 goals this season in a poor side) at Norwich has shown recently that there can be value in the lower Leagues. It's not guaranteed though, especially when you factor in that we are Southampton Football Club. 😄

Posted
5 hours ago, St. Ciervo said:

The recruitment team will certainly be watching the FM stats of each of these players. Signing announced soon. 

Agreed

Posted
2 hours ago, swedish dave said:

some journo trawling the name of Joel Piroe .A success at Swansea during Russell Martin's time

and later at Leeds, but is now out in the cold.   We need another name to replace Damion Downs.  

Joel Piroe is the sensible shout, but I expect he'll have more attractive options than ourselves.

Are you the former daveinsweeden out of interest? Haven't seen him around for a while, so wondering if you're back!

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Piroe is an interesting one because he plays in similar parts of the pitch as Armstrong which means he’ll drop deep and look to link play. I think we need a channel runner personally but he does have the traits to play that deep/link play that we like with the physical upgrades.

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Elias Havel ,Hartberg 

Tobias Bech, Aarhus 

Tawfik Bentayeb, Troyes

Tomas Bobcek, Lechia

Wouldn't be surprised if I get a job offer from SR.

Posted
2 hours ago, S-Clarke said:

Joel Piroe is the sensible shout, but I expect he'll have more attractive options than ourselves.

Are you the former daveinsweeden out of interest? Haven't seen him around for a while, so wondering if you're back!

Not for me.

Posted
1 hour ago, Sparkkyy said:

Elias Havel ,Hartberg 

Tobias Bech, Aarhus 

Tawfik Bentayeb, Troyes

Tomas Bobcek, Lechia

Sounds like some sort of Wiccan curse.

Posted
6 hours ago, Brumsaint said:

Yousef Salech at Cardiff City - scored 8 goals in 20 for a relegated side last year and is now banging them in for them in league one (12 goals and 4 assists in 25). 6 ft 5 but not a bean pole - looks strong and has the pace to run beyond defenders. Only 23 and I'm surprised they held onto him after relegation.

I was looking at him on my champ manager game looks decent for the price haha 😄 

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Posted
6 hours ago, Brumsaint said:

Yousef Salech at Cardiff City - scored 8 goals in 20 for a relegated side last year and is now banging them in for them in league one (12 goals and 4 assists in 25). 6 ft 5 but not a bean pole - looks strong and has the pace to run beyond defenders. Only 23 and I'm surprised they held onto him after relegation.

Echo mentioned him today too, looks ideal on paper watch him become a donkey soon as he joins us

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3 hours ago, S-Clarke said:

Are you the former daveinsweeden out of interest? Haven't seen him around for a while, so wondering if you're back!

Good to see him back... I've missed 

the weird carriage-returns and random

bold highlights in his posts. 

:)

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