Tonda Eckert

[Holmes_and_Watson]

On 11/10/2026 at 18:27, Sheaf Saint said:

I don't see Russ anywhere in this list 😉

 

You've pulled up the wrong PPG!

For the best managers you want the other PPG, Passes Per Game (defensive), where Russ will be right at the top.  

Quite the achievement for Tonda. 

[Cuddles]

3 hours ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

You've pulled up the wrong PPG!

For the best managers you want the other PPG, Passes Per Game (defensive), where Russ will be right at the top.  

Quite the achievement for Tonda. 

Yeah yeah, try possession per game if you want to see a real gap between Russ and anyone else 😉

[CSA96]

 

[Ted Bates Statue]

That's according to Alex Crooks though, so I would be inclined to assume that this is not imminent after all. I think it will happen, anyone can see that, but not for a couple of months yet. 

Thanks to Crooks I was able to predict Tonda's job was safe very early on:

 

Edited 20 hours ago by Ted Bates Statue

[Midfield_General]

57 minutes ago, Ted Bates Statue said:

That's according to Alex Crooks though, so I would be inclined to assume that this is not imminent after all. I think it will happen, anyone can see that, but not for a couple of months yet. 

Thanks to Crooks I was able to predict Tonda's job was safe very early on:

 

Haha that's amazing. Let's break it down shall we: 

"Eckert faces sack" - not sacked ❌

"and FA ban" - not banned ❌ 

"Sporting Director under scrutiny" - still here ❌ 

"Fears sponsors will pull out" - none did ❌

"Angry players consider legal action" - none took any legal action ❌  

Wrong five times in a four-line tweet, that's pretty impressive even for that melt

 

 

Edited 19 hours ago by Midfield_General

[Secret Site Agent]

23 minutes ago, Midfield_General said:

Haha that's amazing. Let's break it down shall we: 

"Eckert faces sack" - not sacked ❌

"and FA ban" - not banned ❌ 

"Sporting Director under scrutiny" - still here ❌ 

"Fears sponsors will pull out" - none did ❌

"Angry players consider legal action" - none took any legal action ❌  

Wrong five times in a four-line tweet, that's pretty impressive even for that melt

 

 

But give him his due: There IS a team called Saints FC in the championship, with a manger called Tonde Eckert. 

So Kudos for getting that right.

[Willo of Whiteley]

2 hours ago, CSA96 said:

 

It’s such a non story.

Any football fan could’ve told you that. 😂

Then again that’s Alex Crook for you.

[danjosaint]

1 hour ago, Midfield_General said:

 

 

 

 

"Angry players consider legal action" - none took any legal action 

 

 

 

What i would say though is nobody would know this or if even the players effectively got compensation 

[Britannia]

7 hours ago, CSA96 said:

 

They should announce he’s signed a new deal just before kick off at the Boro match.

[Dr. Kucho]

31 minutes ago, Britannia said:

They should announce he’s signed a new deal just before kick off at the Boro match.

Or have him sign it on the pitch like Skacel did some 20 years ago. 

[Saint_clark]

7 hours ago, Ted Bates Statue said:

That's according to Alex Crooks though, so I would be inclined to assume that this is not imminent after all. I think it will happen, anyone can see that, but not for a couple of months yet. 

Thanks to Crooks I was able to predict Tonda's job was safe very early on:

 

It's amazing how literally none of what he predicted came to pass.

[Willo of Whiteley]

2 hours ago, Saint_clark said:

It's amazing how literally none of what he predicted came to pass.

Hardly surprising though is it 😂

[Mboto Gorge]

Alex Crook is a similar age to me and anyone who went to school throughout the 90s in the South will remember the type of kids who were born and raised locally but chose to support man Utd instead of their local team, as if it somehow made them superior to those who actually supported their local team. In reality these were the type of nauseating bell ends you’d avoid at all costs during your school years. This guy was 100% one of those. Born and bred in Pompey but a plastic United fan, sums that fat cunt up.

[Willo of Whiteley]

18 hours ago, Midfield_General said:

Haha that's amazing. Let's break it down shall we: 

"Eckert faces sack" - not sacked ❌

"and FA ban" - not banned ❌ 

"Sporting Director under scrutiny" - still here ❌ 

"Fears sponsors will pull out" - none did ❌

"Angry players consider legal action" - none took any legal action ❌  

Wrong five times in a four-line tweet, that's pretty impressive even for that melt

 

 

Don’t forget Ryan Bertrand and Danny Ings new contracts!

Must be any day now.

Guy is a fraud.