Jonnyboy Posted 29 November, 2014 Share Posted 29 November, 2014 ^ dirty skate lover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarniaSaint Posted 30 November, 2014 Share Posted 30 November, 2014 I have met Penny. She is really nice in real life and surprisingly fit for a more curvy lady She must like watching submarine races......lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 30 November, 2014 Share Posted 30 November, 2014 I have met Penny. She is really nice in real life and surprisingly fit for a more curvy lady Well after watching that diving programme I'd say she was more MFI than MILF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 30 November, 2014 Share Posted 30 November, 2014 Well after watching that diving programme I'd say she was more MFI than MILF Not Flat Pack ..... but Fat Pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 30 November, 2014 Share Posted 30 November, 2014 You can take the girl out of Portsmouth but you can't take Portsmouth out of the girl...? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2854421/Minister-staged-obscene-Commons-debate-BET-Tory-says-c-k-six-times-lewd-stunt-sailor-pals.html Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 30 November, 2014 Share Posted 30 November, 2014 David Connelly on TalkSport now to talk about Saints' season and to about today's match. They'll love that down the road ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 30 November, 2014 Share Posted 30 November, 2014 Haha, interview ended with "Thank you David. That was David Connelly; formerly of Southampton, Sunderland and West Ham." No mention of massive pompey whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 30 November, 2014 Share Posted 30 November, 2014 Haha, interview ended with "Thank you David. That was David Connelly; formerly of Southampton, Sunderland and West Ham." No mention of massive pompey whatsoever. :snork: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 30 November, 2014 Share Posted 30 November, 2014 Haha, interview ended with "Thank you David. That was David Connelly; formerly of Southampton, Sunderland and West Ham." No mention of massive pompey whatsoever. LMFAO .... the Hero to Zero Swingometer will be off the scale by now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 30 November, 2014 Share Posted 30 November, 2014 David Connelly on TalkSport now to talk about Saints' season and to about today's match. They'll love that down the road Haha, interview ended with "Thank you David. That was David Connelly; formerly of Southampton, Sunderland and West Ham." No mention of massive pompey whatsoever. LMFAO .... the Hero to Zero Swingometer will be off the scale by now!! There will be frothing at the mouth and gnashing of gapped teeth at that insult Agent Connolly, take a bow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 30 November, 2014 Share Posted 30 November, 2014 There will be frothing at the mouth and gnashing of gapped teeth at that insult Agent Connolly, take a bow ...legged chicken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 30 November, 2014 Share Posted 30 November, 2014 A good idea to retreat from the main board on days like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyinthesky Posted 30 November, 2014 Share Posted 30 November, 2014 You can take the girl out of Portsmouth but you can't take Portsmouth out of the girl... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2854421/Minister-staged-obscene-Commons-debate-BET-Tory-says-c-k-six-times-lewd-stunt-sailor-pals.html Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk The Daily Mail report was edited as there were other references to 'C**k' Understand the missing bit was as follows: Many of those present here today may be aware of previous reports of the importance of my local lower league football club who apparently contribute millions of pounds to the local economy. It also appears that by offering very advantageous share purchase schemes, the club has also been able to pay off millions of pounds worth of debt to the Inland Revenue, local traders and all other those who suffered from the club's regular financial problems. However I am duty bound to point out that, like the story of the infamous Southampton Dock Strike, these are all 'C**k and Bull' stories. put about by a number of my 'C**k sure' constituents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 30 November, 2014 Share Posted 30 November, 2014 The Daily Mail report was edited as there were other references to 'C**k' Understand the missing bit was as follows: Many of those present here today may be aware of previous reports of the importance of my local lower league football club who apparently contribute millions of pounds to the local economy. It also appears that by offering very advantageous share purchase schemes, the club has also been able to pay off millions of pounds worth of debt to the Inland Revenue, local traders and all other those who suffered from the club's regular financial problems. However I am duty bound to point out that, like the story of the infamous Southampton Dock Strike, these are all 'C**k and Bull' stories. put about by a number of my 'C**k sure' constituents. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/backlash-against-tory-mp-who-4724375 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 1 December, 2014 Share Posted 1 December, 2014 This post should be cast in bronze and moved to post #100,000 (It's rightful place)I agree! Ladies and nutjobs, post 100,000 has been updated:http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?14620-Pompey-Takeover-Saga&p=2084756#post2084756 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 1 December, 2014 Share Posted 1 December, 2014 Turns out, the reason they lost was they didn't know the match had started: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/slow-start-sets-the-tone-1-6448013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 1 December, 2014 Share Posted 1 December, 2014 Turns out Penny's here in Eastbourne today. Talking transport of all things. Half a mind to go listen to her and try getting in some poultry based puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 1 December, 2014 Share Posted 1 December, 2014 Turns out Penny's here in Eastbourne today. Talking transport of all things. Half a mind to go listen to her and try getting in some poultry based puns. She's no spring chicken but I would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 1 December, 2014 Share Posted 1 December, 2014 Oh this is going to go down well with the phew.... The FL finally grew some. POL & The Snooze comments sections should be priceless tonight Rob Harris @RobHarris 7m7 minutes ago Breaking: Football League Board has decided Cellino is disqualified from owning Leeds under owners' & directors' test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 1 December, 2014 Share Posted 1 December, 2014 Turns out Penny's here in Eastbourne today. Talking transport of all things. Half a mind to go listen to her and try getting in some poultry based puns. Big road based plans being announced by the government today so no doubt Penny is talking up the plans to improve the A303. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 1 December, 2014 Share Posted 1 December, 2014 Big road based plans being announced by the government today so no doubt Penny is talking up the plans to improve the A303. A27 Polegate to Lewes actually. Assume she wasn't given the better assignment in case she cocked it up after her stupidity last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 1 December, 2014 Share Posted 1 December, 2014 Having just cheered myself up by watching the goals from Tranmere's Cup Final, I trust that the all-seeing "Dubious Goals Panel" will rule that the £1 million rated superstar's :lol: effort was an OG as it was going about 2 yards wide, before it hit the defender. Or don't they bother watching games that insignificant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 1 December, 2014 Share Posted 1 December, 2014 Greetings from Somerset House... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 1 December, 2014 Share Posted 1 December, 2014 Presumably Cellino just tells the league that his son owns the club and they carry on regardless. That's the traditional way of fooling the football authorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 1 December, 2014 Share Posted 1 December, 2014 Presumably Cellino just tells the league that his son owns the club and they carry on regardless. That's the traditional way of fooling the football authorities. Nah. They've expelled him, completely, he's gone, history! * * Until March 2015 when it's business as usual apparently, so it's kind of like a long vacation for him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 1 December, 2014 Share Posted 1 December, 2014 A couple of people on POL calling for Leeds to be deducted points and demoted Talking of fit and proper owners, I wonder what Balram Chainrai is up to nowadays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 1 December, 2014 Share Posted 1 December, 2014 That's only fair - Leeds have cheated yet pompey were innocent victims. The nasty owners maimed a few kids, bought them a cup, and then left. If anything pompey should have been promoted as a reward, not punished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melmacian_saint Posted 2 December, 2014 Share Posted 2 December, 2014 I think David Connolly still lives in Southampton doesn't he? I don't think I remember a League Two team chartering a plane to fly to games. Not even teams from the SW heading to the NE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 2 December, 2014 Share Posted 2 December, 2014 I think David Connolly still lives in Southampton doesn't he? I don't think I remember a League Two team chartering a plane to fly to games. Not even teams from the SW heading to the NE. It's very strange. Plymouth v Carlisle I could just about understand but they probably didn't even fly up to Liverpool for games against Scousehampton and Everton. It's a billy big b*llcks attitude that other clubs will get very tired of though... If they haven't already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsbridge Saint Posted 2 December, 2014 Share Posted 2 December, 2014 Hereford United - how come they are being treated differently to the unflushables down the road? I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 2 December, 2014 Share Posted 2 December, 2014 ...unflushables... like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 2 December, 2014 Share Posted 2 December, 2014 https://twitter.com/solentsport/status/539738390888214528 BBC Solent Sport: #Portsmouth's Dial-a-Ride bus could be axed as part of budget cuts. Our reporter @MarkerJParker's ... audioboom.com/boos/2697781-p… via @audioBoom Insert obvious gag about their team bus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 2 December, 2014 Share Posted 2 December, 2014 Greetings from Somerset House... Thats the last time they'll have their name up in lights for quite a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 2 December, 2014 Share Posted 2 December, 2014 Hereford United - how come they are being treated differently to the unflushables down the road? I don't get it. Simple, they're not in the Premier/Football League, and that means that the FA aren't embarrassed enough, if at all, by it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 2 December, 2014 Share Posted 2 December, 2014 Hereford United - how come they are being treated differently to the unflushables down the road? I don't get it. You don't fu ck with the Conference. Witness Salisbury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 2 December, 2014 Share Posted 2 December, 2014 Does anyone know what will happen to the space-time continuum when the thread page number coincides with the current year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 2 December, 2014 Share Posted 2 December, 2014 Does anyone know what will happen to the space-time continuum when the thread page number coincides with the current year? Were doomed, ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 2 December, 2014 Share Posted 2 December, 2014 And in planning news..........plans by developers to build 480 houses on land not far from the fortress of fat are being opposed due to the 'lack of infrastructure' in that part of the city. Which could mean that IF Tesco's plan A gets put on hold they will then struggle to get planning for further residential in that area....thus leaving Robinson with exactly what he bought, a large piece of semi-worthless wasteland. Chanrai must be chuckling at the fortune that he walked away from - you know you are in real trouble when the money launderers and arms dealers can no longer see a profit in your business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooh it's a corner Posted 2 December, 2014 Share Posted 2 December, 2014 Does anyone know what will happen to the space-time continuum when the thread page number coincides with the current year? Lots of people post "year of my re-birth" messages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 2 December, 2014 Share Posted 2 December, 2014 https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sack-penny-mordaunt-the-fire-service-minister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 3 December, 2014 Share Posted 3 December, 2014 I know its not Football but others are just as deluded on the sceptic isle in the BBC's report of the America's Cup "The race first took place off the Isle of Wight in 1851, but a British team has never won it. Ainslie's team is based in Portsmouth, and the south coast resort will host two preparation events - the America's Cup World Series - from 23-26 July 2015 and 21-24 July 2016." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 3 December, 2014 Share Posted 3 December, 2014 I know its not Football but others are just as deluded on the sceptic isle in the BBC's report of the America's Cup "The race first took place off the Isle of Wight in 1851, but a British team has never won it. Ainslie's team is based in Portsmouth, and the south coast resort will host two preparation events - the America's Cup World Series - from 23-26 July 2015 and 21-24 July 2016." The mind boggles, a two week sunshine holiday in Portsmouth………………………….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melmacian_saint Posted 4 December, 2014 Share Posted 4 December, 2014 Only a page away of the only positive outcome of years of tax-dodging, overpaying, bill avoiding and poor infrastructural progress for a female dog's individual wealth benefit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 4 December, 2014 Share Posted 4 December, 2014 Have they started building anything new down there yet, or is it just going to be new tarmac for the car park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 4 December, 2014 Share Posted 4 December, 2014 Have they started building anything new down there yet, or is it just going to be new tarmac for the car park. Go on, have a guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 4 December, 2014 Share Posted 4 December, 2014 That's the works that were absolutely definitely positively going to start in November? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 4 December, 2014 Share Posted 4 December, 2014 24th to be precise. I read it in The News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 4 December, 2014 Share Posted 4 December, 2014 24th to be precise. I read it in The News Same old.same old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 4 December, 2014 Share Posted 4 December, 2014 Alan McLoughlin sacked this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 4 December, 2014 Share Posted 4 December, 2014 Neil Allen @pn_neil_allen · 20m20 minutes ago Had it confirmed, Alan McLoughlin has today been dismissed as #Pompey first-team coach. LOL Saints web beat neil allen to a pompey story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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