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Flags are flying, the bunting is out, there`s dancing in the streets, the bells are ringing, God is in His Heaven and a nation rejoices at a happy event that has captured the hearts of a country. Well, when was the last time England stuffed the Aussies by 347 runs?

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Great news. Totally fantastic. I'm chuffed to bits we have a new parasite to stand up against a wall. Or we could behead him - that worked in France. Naturally I'd wait till he was an adult though - I don't want anyone accusing me of wanting to kill a baby!

 

On a serious note I suppose congratulations on a fairly common occurance are in order. I wonder if William will do better than his father and have more than one child?

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I've lost count of the number of people taking to Facebook, Twitter etc to exclaim to the world how much they don't care about the royal birth. Yep, the more you tell people just how much you don't care the more we'll believe you don't give a **** :facepalm:

 

If you don't care then ****ing shut up about it then FFS...

 

And, relax...

 

P.s. I don't care about squirrels if anyone is interested....no? Thought not...

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Probably call it " South East " seeing as some bird on U.S. TV has a sprog called North West.

 

Can't wait for the pictures of it doing its first crap, first puke etc.

 

Any way for the really important question - anyone think Australia will get a draw in the Ashes ?

 

Yeah.

 

If it rains for 4 days between now & the end of the tour

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I've lost count of the number of people taking to Facebook, Twitter etc to exclaim to the world how much they don't care about the royal birth. Yep, the more you tell people just how much you don't care the more we'll believe you don't give a **** :facepalm:

 

If you don't care then ****ing shut up about it then FFS...

 

And, relax...

 

so much this. Everyone trying to be different and saying how much they don't care.

 

But when EVERYONE says it, it makes you the same as everyone else and not all edgy and controversial

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Sorry but couldnt give a toss. Just another spoilt, pampered b*****d to feed off our taxes !

 

Thanks for going to the trouble of letting us know how much you don't care. We wouldn't have known how little you cared otherwise :)

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Sorry but couldnt give a toss. Just another spoilt, pampered b*****d to feed off our taxes !

 

Not the baby's fault. Don't hate the player...hate the game or in your case Monarchy.

 

As a father of four I can say massive congrats to the royal mum and dad, I know how you feel with the euphoria, just hope you are ale to get a bit of piece and quiet from the press.

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Not the baby's fault. Don't hate the player...hate the game or in your case Monarchy.

 

As a father of four I can say massive congrats to the royal mum and dad, I know how you feel with the euphoria, just hope you are ale to get a bit of piece and quiet from the press.

 

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but it is highly unlikely that she will read your touching message.

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Sorry but couldnt give a toss. Just another spoilt, pampered b*****d to feed off our taxes !

 

If you don't care, why post?

 

If you don't care why moan by saying "Just another spoilt, pampered b*****d to feed off our taxes !"?

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So pro-monarchy too! It's like you're a walking, typing cyborg creation of Paul Dacre.

 

Jeez, you need help urgently.

 

Actually, if youd bothered to ask, you would know I am utterly ambivalent about the monarchy after Lizze dies. But dont let that get in the way of your sub-pervy Barry George-type stalking.

 

I just think there is nothing impressive, cool, hard or right-on about hurling Trotskyite abusive slogans at 7 hour-old babies, whoever the parents, grand parents or great grand parents are.

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What an extraordinary life this little boy is destined for. He'll never have to worry about money or finding a decent job. On the other hand he'll live a life constantly in the public spotlight, a life domination by duty utterly unable to enjoy the freedom and sense of anonymity that most of us enjoy without ever having to even think about it. As this thread demonstrates, you'll be loved and hated by complete strangers for reasons that have nothing to do with the strengths and weakness's of your own character.

 

So welcome to the world little one, l would hope that even the more churlish among us on here can at least find within themselves he common humanity to wish you long and happy life. I'll be long gone before your time comes to reign over this old nation, but the promise of continuity your birth brings pleases me no end.

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