Batman Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 3rd in line to the throne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Whelmed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snopper Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Flags are flying, the bunting is out, there`s dancing in the streets, the bells are ringing, God is in His Heaven and a nation rejoices at a happy event that has captured the hearts of a country. Well, when was the last time England stuffed the Aussies by 347 runs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Lol. My self imposed news exile is now underway. Probably for some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Apparently the monarchy is irrelevant. Tonight our country is in full global focus. Good health to the new royal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Lol. My self imposed news exile is now underway. Probably for some time. I can guarantee there will be more of a wankfest this side of the pond. Fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 It's disconcerting that most of us will probably never see him become king... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Baby Kevin ......bless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 It's disconcerting that most of us will probably never see him become king... This is true. History tells us that revolutions happen incredibly quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 It's disconcerting that most of us will probably never see him become king... As long as they skip Chuck I'm not bothered about who comes next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 FWIW I don't see the naming contest getting much beyond George! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 A baby born at St Mary's. I doubt OUR St Mary's will have any births, but I bet one or two may have been conceived there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Great news. Totally fantastic. I'm chuffed to bits we have a new parasite to stand up against a wall. Or we could behead him - that worked in France. Naturally I'd wait till he was an adult though - I don't want anyone accusing me of wanting to kill a baby! On a serious note I suppose congratulations on a fairly common occurance are in order. I wonder if William will do better than his father and have more than one child? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 (edited) I've lost count of the number of people taking to Facebook, Twitter etc to exclaim to the world how much they don't care about the royal birth. Yep, the more you tell people just how much you don't care the more we'll believe you don't give a **** If you don't care then ****ing shut up about it then FFS... And, relax... P.s. I don't care about squirrels if anyone is interested....no? Thought not... Edited 22 July, 2013 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Chrissed by Fire @chrstinadarling 54m JOFFREY IT HAS TO BE CALLED JOFFREY The Lannisters will be happy... A healthy boy to carry on the blood line... Hang on... Wrong dimension #fb Those worked for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Probably call it " South East " seeing as some bird on U.S. TV has a sprog called North West. Can't wait for the pictures of it doing its first crap, first puke etc. Any way for the really important question - anyone think Australia will get a draw in the Ashes ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Probably call it " South East " seeing as some bird on U.S. TV has a sprog called North West. Can't wait for the pictures of it doing its first crap, first puke etc. Any way for the really important question - anyone think Australia will get a draw in the Ashes ? Yeah. If it rains for 4 days between now & the end of the tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorsetdave Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 They have just released the first picture: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 On a serious note I suppose congratulations on a fairly common occurance are in order. I wonder if William will do better than his father and have more than one child? Good luck, revolution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Those worked for me He shall be named Snow, Jon Snow, ya bastaaad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 I've lost count of the number of people taking to Facebook, Twitter etc to exclaim to the world how much they don't care about the royal birth. Yep, the more you tell people just how much you don't care the more we'll believe you don't give a **** If you don't care then ****ing shut up about it then FFS... And, relax... so much this. Everyone trying to be different and saying how much they don't care. But when EVERYONE says it, it makes you the same as everyone else and not all edgy and controversial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 FWIW I don't see the naming contest getting much beyond George! Yep, reckon it will be George too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfcuk fan Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 (edited) Sorry but couldnt give a toss. Just another spoilt, pampered b*****d to feed off our taxes ! Edited 22 July, 2013 by sfcuk fan ***self censoring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Apparently the monarchy is irrelevant. Tonight our country is in full global focus. Good health to the new royal. This. Well done, Kate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Sorry but couldnt give a toss. Just another spoilt, pampered b*****d to feed off our taxes ! I wish I could post f**king cool posts like this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfcuk fan Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Not trying to be cool, just my opinion. We're all in this together ? .... yea right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Not trying to be cool, just my opinion. We're all in this together ? .... yea right. And thats the fault of a 7 hour-old baby...how, exactly ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfcuk fan Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Whatever alpine, no more comment from me on this . . . cya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Fantastic news. A great-grandson to the Queen. A son to Prince William. A nephew to Prince Harry. Well, I say "nephew"...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Sorry but couldnt give a toss. Just another spoilt, pampered b*****d to feed off our taxes ! Thanks for going to the trouble of letting us know how much you don't care. We wouldn't have known how little you cared otherwise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Fantastic news. A great-grandson to the Queen. A son to Prince William. A nephew to Prince Harry. Well, I say "nephew"...... Pathetic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stepgar Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 (edited) Sorry but couldnt give a toss. Just another spoilt, pampered b*****d to feed off our taxes ! Not the baby's fault. Don't hate the player...hate the game or in your case Monarchy. As a father of four I can say massive congrats to the royal mum and dad, I know how you feel with the euphoria, just hope you are ale to get a bit of piece and quiet from the press. Edited 22 July, 2013 by Stepgar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 My Facebook status seems popular: How about a spontaneous Bank Holiday tomorrow? Surely the "powers that be" couldnt begrudge us all having a big lie in/**** up? Who's with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Fantastic news. A great-grandson to the Queen. A son to Prince William. A nephew to Prince Harry. Well, I say "nephew"...... Has that bounder Hewitt been kn*bbing Kate Middleton too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Some big news from the Palace... ...Kevin Phillips has signed a new 1 year contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 Not the baby's fault. Don't hate the player...hate the game or in your case Monarchy. As a father of four I can say massive congrats to the royal mum and dad, I know how you feel with the euphoria, just hope you are ale to get a bit of piece and quiet from the press. Hate to be the bearer of bad news but it is highly unlikely that she will read your touching message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 (edited) ... Edited 22 July, 2013 by anothersaintinsouthsea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 So, all this good weather... Now all of a sudden there are thunderstorms coming. One of his names had better be Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 22 July, 2013 Share Posted 22 July, 2013 They have just released the first picture: Gave it a tweak... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 23 July, 2013 Share Posted 23 July, 2013 Born on a full moon in a thunderstorm. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 23 July, 2013 Share Posted 23 July, 2013 Time to dust off my sex pistols CD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Jim Posted 23 July, 2013 Share Posted 23 July, 2013 Sorry but couldnt give a toss. Just another spoilt, pampered b*****d to feed off our taxes ! If you don't care, why post? If you don't care why moan by saying "Just another spoilt, pampered b*****d to feed off our taxes !"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 23 July, 2013 Share Posted 23 July, 2013 Great , another scrounging family having a baby and expecting the tax payer to fund it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 July, 2013 Share Posted 23 July, 2013 Great , another scrounging family having a baby and expecting the tax payer to fund it. really, I thought that the father had a job, or are you going to tell me that he doesn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 23 July, 2013 Share Posted 23 July, 2013 Time for the government to release some really bad news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 23 July, 2013 Share Posted 23 July, 2013 So pro-monarchy too! It's like you're a walking, typing cyborg creation of Paul Dacre. Jeez, you need help urgently. Actually, if youd bothered to ask, you would know I am utterly ambivalent about the monarchy after Lizze dies. But dont let that get in the way of your sub-pervy Barry George-type stalking. I just think there is nothing impressive, cool, hard or right-on about hurling Trotskyite abusive slogans at 7 hour-old babies, whoever the parents, grand parents or great grand parents are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 23 July, 2013 Share Posted 23 July, 2013 What an extraordinary life this little boy is destined for. He'll never have to worry about money or finding a decent job. On the other hand he'll live a life constantly in the public spotlight, a life domination by duty utterly unable to enjoy the freedom and sense of anonymity that most of us enjoy without ever having to even think about it. As this thread demonstrates, you'll be loved and hated by complete strangers for reasons that have nothing to do with the strengths and weakness's of your own character. So welcome to the world little one, l would hope that even the more churlish among us on here can at least find within themselves he common humanity to wish you long and happy life. I'll be long gone before your time comes to reign over this old nation, but the promise of continuity your birth brings pleases me no end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 23 July, 2013 Share Posted 23 July, 2013 "Freedom" and "Anonymity" are fast becoming a myth for ordinary folks and will probably be virtually non-existent by the time this sprog reaches his 40th birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 23 July, 2013 Share Posted 23 July, 2013 It's a boy? OH magnificent. Oh I'm so proud to be British. Oh Britain! Where's my Union Jack gone? Britain! Ooh Britishness.... oh yay yaaaay Damn, I hope they confiscate my passport so I never have to return to that dark ages pathetic excuse for a country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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