cloggy saint Posted 9 May, 2022 Share Posted 9 May, 2022 All the chavs and pikeys in my area who have bodged a mega-decibel £60 universal backbox onto their Corsa/Clio/Fiesta. Guess what twats, noise doesn't = power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 9 May, 2022 Share Posted 9 May, 2022 (edited) 17 minutes ago, cloggy saint said: All the chavs and pikeys in my area who have bodged a mega-decibel £60 universal backbox onto their Corsa/Clio/Fiesta. Guess what twats, noise doesn't = power. Have they fitted those exhaust boxes that sound like a Vulcan taking off ? We had a Micra driving up and down our road yesterday, it sounded like a broken tank, and you could hear it half a mile away. Edited 9 May, 2022 by badgerx16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 15 May, 2022 Share Posted 15 May, 2022 People who walk / run 'with' the traffic on lanes with no footpath, rather than 'towards' it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 May, 2022 Share Posted 15 May, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: People who walk / run 'with' the traffic on lanes with no footpath, rather than 'towards' it. Yep, idiots. (ergo probably Tory voters ) Edited 15 May, 2022 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 20 May, 2022 Share Posted 20 May, 2022 People who stand and block travellators. Especially in airports after long haul flights...you just been sitting for 15 hours stretch your fookin legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 23 May, 2022 Share Posted 23 May, 2022 Having to "register" for an account on every f***ing website I visit, especially those sites where I have previously not had to do so for the last 10 years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 26 May, 2022 Share Posted 26 May, 2022 People who don't maintain their privets and leave them to grow so big they take up the entire footpath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Schwab Posted 26 May, 2022 Share Posted 26 May, 2022 (edited) On 23/05/2022 at 18:54, badgerx16 said: Having to "register" for an account on every f***ing website I visit, especially those sites where I have previously not had to do so for the last 10 years. Porn sites have been told to make sure the people that “use” them are 18+ Thats why Yer dirty old git Edited 26 May, 2022 by Klaus Schwab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 26 May, 2022 Share Posted 26 May, 2022 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Klaus Schwab said: Porn sites have been told to make sure the people that “use” them are 18+ Thats why Yer dirty old git It was actually a rant at my local Council's site where I wanted to renew the permit for collection of garden waste. Don't judge others by your standards. Edited 26 May, 2022 by badgerx16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 26 May, 2022 Share Posted 26 May, 2022 12 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: It was actually a rant at my local Council's site where I wanted to renew the permit for collection of garden waste. Don't judge others by your standards. On the same note, why are we still having to book an 'appointment' when we want to visit our local Council Tip? And why can't I book a visit for the same day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 26 May, 2022 Share Posted 26 May, 2022 28 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: On the same note, why are we still having to book an 'appointment' when we want to visit our local Council Tip? And why can't I book a visit for the same day? Just to annoy you further, our recycling centres stopped 'appointments' early last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 26 May, 2022 Share Posted 26 May, 2022 47 minutes ago, badgerx16 said: Just to annoy you further, our recycling centres stopped 'appointments' early last year. And to really infuriate you, our recycling centre has never had an appointment system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 26 May, 2022 Share Posted 26 May, 2022 1 hour ago, badgerx16 said: Just to annoy you further, our recycling centres stopped 'appointments' early last year. 29 minutes ago, cloggy saint said: And to really infuriate you, our recycling centre has never had an appointment system. That's not fair!!! It must be something about Hampshire that causes general incompetence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 26 May, 2022 Share Posted 26 May, 2022 2 hours ago, badgerx16 said: It was actually a rant at my local Council's site where I wanted to renew the permit for collection of garden waste. Don't judge others by your standards. Can we add people who designed, developed and implemented local government websites to the list 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 26 May, 2022 Share Posted 26 May, 2022 2 hours ago, Whitey Grandad said: On the same note, why are we still having to book an 'appointment' when we want to visit our local Council Tip? And why can't I book a visit for the same day? Turn up anytime you like 9am-6pm seven days a week in Mid Sussex. The staff help you unload too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 26 May, 2022 Share Posted 26 May, 2022 2 hours ago, Whitey Grandad said: On the same note, why are we still having to book an 'appointment' when we want to visit our local Council Tip? And why can't I book a visit for the same day? I quite like the booking systems as it seems to keep numbers down, but the lack of same day booking gets me. It’s pretty annoying. Saying that, I have never had my vehicle reg checked whenever I have gone to the tip (at least not that I’ve seen them checking). The appointments are available in 30 minute blocks, best to leave it until 15-20 minutes after the start and there’s usually loads of parking spots available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 26 May, 2022 Share Posted 26 May, 2022 37 minutes ago, buctootim said: Turn up anytime you like 9am-6pm seven days a week in Mid Sussex. The staff help you unload too Bastards! Just don't think of coming anywhere near our beautiful Hampshire tips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 26 May, 2022 Share Posted 26 May, 2022 45 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: Can we add people who designed, developed and implemented local government websites to the list Absolutely. It's the people managing the network infrastructure and IT security who are wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 26 May, 2022 Author Share Posted 26 May, 2022 (edited) Southampton tip no longer have appointments. Also easy experience getting a replacement bottle container from website. ok that isn’t part of Hampshire you grumpy old gits Edited 26 May, 2022 by whelk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 26 May, 2022 Share Posted 26 May, 2022 3 hours ago, badgerx16 said: Absolutely. It's the people managing the network infrastructure and IT security who are wonderful. The developers reckon they could do a much better job if they had the hardware and network fit for the job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 26 May, 2022 Share Posted 26 May, 2022 11 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said: The developers reckon they could do a much better job if they had the hardware and network fit for the job I started as a developer, but I got better. I always used to tell ours that I could do their job, but they couldn't do mine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 29 May, 2022 Author Share Posted 29 May, 2022 Nationwide adverts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 29 May, 2022 Share Posted 29 May, 2022 4 minutes ago, whelk said: Nationwide adverts Local adverts are pretty annoying too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmes_and_Watson Posted 29 May, 2022 Share Posted 29 May, 2022 As soon as I sit in the garden, someone decides it's time to use power tools in their nearby garden. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 29 May, 2022 Author Share Posted 29 May, 2022 15 minutes ago, trousers said: Local adverts are pretty annoying too I used to like Mr Exhaust and Eastleigh Textiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 May, 2022 Share Posted 29 May, 2022 50 minutes ago, Holmes_and_Watson said: As soon as I sit in the garden, someone decides it's time to use power tools in their nearby garden. As soon as I sit in the garden she decides it time for me to do another job which cannot wait 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle04 Posted 29 May, 2022 Share Posted 29 May, 2022 Talking of gardens, I must be the only fucker in my street that dosen't have a dog (usually left to roam in their gardens). So when one starts to bark it sets off the others in a chain, a canine symphony lasting for what seems like several hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 29 May, 2022 Author Share Posted 29 May, 2022 41 minutes ago, Turkish said: As soon as I sit in the garden she decides it time for me to do another job which cannot wait Problem being henpecked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 May, 2022 Share Posted 29 May, 2022 20 minutes ago, whelk said: Problem being henpecked? Nah I just tell her to do one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 29 May, 2022 Share Posted 29 May, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, kyle04 said: Talking of gardens, I must be the only fucker in my street that dosen't have a dog (usually left to roam in their gardens). So when one starts to bark it sets off the others in a chain, a canine symphony lasting for what seems like several hours. In general I like dogs. I cannot stand yappy dogs. Edited 29 May, 2022 by Whitey Grandad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 29 May, 2022 Share Posted 29 May, 2022 Cliches in Police dramas, like people who didn’t do it going to great lengths to look as shifty as possible for no apparent reason. Saying things like, "I didn’t kill him… but I wish I had!" Or looking guilty by awkwardly trying to hide some embarrassing but trivial secret the police don’t actually give a crap about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 29 May, 2022 Share Posted 29 May, 2022 29 minutes ago, Lighthouse said: Cliches in Police dramas, like people who didn’t do it going to great lengths to look as shifty as possible for no apparent reason. Saying things like, "I didn’t kill him… but I wish I had!" Or looking guilty by awkwardly trying to hide some embarrassing but trivial secret the police don’t actually give a crap about. Don’t forget the maverick alcoholic divorced detective who gets the job done but doesn’t play by the rules consequently upsetting the hierarchy above him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle04 Posted 29 May, 2022 Share Posted 29 May, 2022 2 minutes ago, revolution saint said: Don’t forget the maverick alcoholic divorced detective who gets the job done but doesn’t play by the rules consequently upsetting the hierarchy above him. Usually having been given "24 hours" to solve the case by the police chief because the "commissioners bending my ear". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle04 Posted 29 May, 2022 Share Posted 29 May, 2022 1 hour ago, Whitey Grandad said: In general I like dogs. I cannot stand yappy dogs. They're all yappy , until the rat poison kicks..... oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 30 May, 2022 Share Posted 30 May, 2022 On 26/05/2022 at 23:07, buctootim said: The staff help you unload too Saves having to register an account on a porn site i guess. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 30 May, 2022 Share Posted 30 May, 2022 10 hours ago, kyle04 said: They're all yappy , until the rat poison kicks..... oh Now there’s a thought. 👹 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 30 May, 2022 Share Posted 30 May, 2022 Ties. Seriously, what's the point of them? And how the fook did society end up in a position where they became essential attire in order to look smart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 30 May, 2022 Share Posted 30 May, 2022 8 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said: Ties. Seriously, what's the point of them? And how the fook did society end up in a position where they became essential attire in order to look smart? I fully agree, ridiculous things. I first started hating them in sixth form, when they were compulsory for only the boys and we’d get told off for undoing our top button when it was 29 degrees with no air con. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 30 May, 2022 Share Posted 30 May, 2022 Definitely on board with the dislike of ties. Going to throw parents who hire out posh sports cars for their kids to turn up at their high school prom into the mix. What's that all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 30 May, 2022 Share Posted 30 May, 2022 1 hour ago, The Cat said: Definitely on board with the dislike of ties. Going to throw parents who hire out posh sports cars for their kids to turn up at their high school prom into the mix. What's that all about? Why do we have to import everything from the bloody USofA ? When did this bollox start ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 30 May, 2022 Share Posted 30 May, 2022 1 hour ago, badgerx16 said: Why do we have to import everything from the bloody USofA ? When did this bollox start ? I'm going to say within the last 10 years but it's ramped up in the last 5. My son has his soon, and while he's not fussed about it there are girls in his year whose parents are buying them £400 dresses and hiring sports cars or limos. It's very bizarre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 31 May, 2022 Share Posted 31 May, 2022 When your ex turns up after nearly 10 years, professes their undying love and…. Leaves again 2 months later. 🤣 🤨 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 31 May, 2022 Share Posted 31 May, 2022 32 minutes ago, Crab Lungs said: When your ex turns up after nearly 10 years, professes their undying love and…. Leaves again 2 months later. 🤣 🤨 This is the little things that annoy you thread? That should go in a medium to large things that annoy you thread unless you're ex was quite small, in which case the little part of this refers to her height and not how annoying it actually was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 31 May, 2022 Author Share Posted 31 May, 2022 11 minutes ago, The Cat said: This is the little things that annoy you thread? That should go in a medium to large things that annoy you thread unless you're ex was quite small, in which case the little part of this refers to her height and not how annoying it actually was? Good point! Been a while since I have had to remind SOG not to put Nazi rapists in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 31 May, 2022 Share Posted 31 May, 2022 48 minutes ago, The Cat said: This is the little things that annoy you thread? That should go in a medium to large things that annoy you thread unless you're ex was quite small, in which case the little part of this refers to her height and not how annoying it actually was? You’re probably right, but time has passed and it’s only a minor annoyance. she was quite small tho, tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 31 May, 2022 Share Posted 31 May, 2022 58 minutes ago, Crab Lungs said: You’re probably right, but time has passed and it’s only a minor annoyance. she was quite small tho, tbf. Maybe it’s a small thing you’ve got that annoys her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 31 May, 2022 Share Posted 31 May, 2022 Camping - it’s shit isn’t it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 31 May, 2022 Share Posted 31 May, 2022 2 hours ago, Turkish said: Camping - it’s shit isn’t it In the UK maybe it is. Down by the Mediterranean it can be very pleasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 31 May, 2022 Share Posted 31 May, 2022 3 hours ago, Turkish said: Camping - it’s shit isn’t it I quite like it if it doesn't rain and there's a festival involved. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 31 May, 2022 Share Posted 31 May, 2022 39 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said: In the UK maybe it is. Down by the Mediterranean it can be very pleasant. I’m not sure what actual definition of insanity is but leaving your comfortable, nice house to pay to live in a wet field under a sheet for a week must be close to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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