trousers Posted 26 April, 2022 Share Posted 26 April, 2022 (edited) On 22/04/2022 at 18:32, Manuel said: Some microwave meals...they have a little overhang in the corner of the film lid for you to pull, but all that does is pull the little overhang off and I have to get the knives out. This. 100%. People that invent and/or sign-off this shit should be exempt from the law that prevents people from being clomped around the head with a cricket bat. Edited 26 April, 2022 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 26 April, 2022 Share Posted 26 April, 2022 (edited) The supermarket delivery driver who moans and groans about how difficult it was to find your house despite the previous 38 drivers having no trouble at all in finding it. Twat. Edited 26 April, 2022 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 27 April, 2022 Share Posted 27 April, 2022 On 26/04/2022 at 18:13, trousers said: Thick-as-mince 'celebrities' whose agent has somehow convinced them it would be a good idea to appear on 'Richard Osman's House of Games' I'm trying to think which of this week's no-marks you're referring to. Linda Robson perhaps? Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer is she. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 27 April, 2022 Share Posted 27 April, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said: I'm trying to think which of this week's no-marks you're referring to. Linda Robson perhaps? Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer is she. Not quite Patsy Kensit levels (no one has ever been less interested in taking part, despite of course being paid to be there) but still dreadful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 On 26/04/2022 at 18:13, trousers said: Thick-as-mince 'celebrities' whose agent has somehow convinced them it would be a good idea to appear on 'Richard Osman's House of Games' I watched it yesterday afternoon. painful TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 3 hours ago, AlexLaw76 said: I watched it yesterday afternoon. painful TV So you’re the one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 On 26/04/2022 at 18:13, trousers said: Thick-as-mince 'celebrities' whose agent has somehow convinced them it would be a good idea to appear on 'Richard Osman's House of Games' They should be more honest and appear on Pointless Celebrities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 Spelling errors on manipulated captions and pictures 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickn Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 The publicity given to that twat Johnnie Depp and his equally twattish ex who obviously deserve each other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 People talking all over the support band at gigs. If you want to chat fuck off to the bar so the rest of us can enjoy the music. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 28 April, 2022 Author Share Posted 28 April, 2022 When you get the butler to read you the Saintsweb posts and he pauses before saying any swear words. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 Being asked to open an account every time you want to buy something online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 25 minutes ago, The Cat said: People talking all over the support band at gigs. If you want to chat fuck off to the bar so the rest of us can enjoy the music. It's not just the support bands either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 1 hour ago, The Cat said: People talking all over the support band at gigs. If you want to chat fuck off to the bar so the rest of us can enjoy the music. It must be some seriously loud chat if it drowns a live band out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 (edited) 6 minutes ago, cloggy saint said: It must be some seriously loud chat if it drowns a live band out. Was at the Wedgewood Rooms last night where massive hype band Wet Leg were playing. The support were Honeyglaze who are very good but have reasonably quiet parts to some of their songs. To be honest I probably would have sold my tickets if it wasn't for them being announced as support because I bought them in October when Wet Leg had barely done anything, and when they subsequently did it mostly turned out to be moderately average at best. You could hear loud chatter all the way through Honeyglaze. It's just inconsiderate, moronic behaviour. Edited 28 April, 2022 by The Cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, The Cat said: People talking all over the support band at gigs. If you want to chat fuck off to the bar so the rest of us can enjoy the music. Were you listening to chamber music? should have read the whole thread. Edited 28 April, 2022 by Toadhall Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 6 hours ago, mickn said: The publicity given to that twat Johnnie Depp and his equally twattish ex who obviously deserve each other You are talking about Jeremy Clarkson's, self proclaimed, ideal woman; a bi-sexual into guns and muscle cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 5 hours ago, The Cat said: People talking all over the support band at gigs. If you want to chat fuck off to the bar so the rest of us can enjoy the music. People who go to gigs to see the support act, then leave when the headliners take the stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 People who don't understand how to approach and cross a humpback bridge over a canal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 When you're typing something but thinking about something else and accidentally type what you were horse porn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 28 April, 2022 Share Posted 28 April, 2022 Whilst the world is going to hell in a handcart The Sun decide to give their front page tomorrow over to the massive news that James Corden is giving up his US tv show to spend more time in the UK 🙄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 29 April, 2022 Share Posted 29 April, 2022 6 hours ago, sadoldgit said: Whilst the world is going to hell in a handcart The Sun decide to give their front page tomorrow over to the massive news that James Corden is giving up his US tv show to spend more time in the UK 🙄 Why would that annoy someone who doesn't read the Sun and thinks everyone who does is beneath contempt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted 29 April, 2022 Share Posted 29 April, 2022 6 hours ago, sadoldgit said: Whilst the world is going to hell in a handcart The Sun decide to give their front page tomorrow over to the massive news that James Corden is giving up his US tv show to spend more time in the UK 🙄 Good. We all know what's going on, and Ukraine can be covered without dominating day in day out. That said, I'm not sure who has any interest in what Corden is up to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 29 April, 2022 Share Posted 29 April, 2022 13 minutes ago, egg said: Good. We all know what's going on, and Ukraine can be covered without dominating day in day out. That said, I'm not sure who has any interest in what Corden is up to. His bank manager 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 29 April, 2022 Share Posted 29 April, 2022 3 hours ago, egg said: Good. We all know what's going on, and Ukraine can be covered without dominating day in day out. That said, I'm not sure who has any interest in what Corden is up to. Which was my point. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 29 April, 2022 Author Share Posted 29 April, 2022 (edited) Biting a nail and then realising exposed too much of skin. Fucking painful and get no sympathy from the missus who is baffled why I wouldn’t use nail clippers although I see her point. Edited 29 April, 2022 by whelk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 29 April, 2022 Share Posted 29 April, 2022 Illiterates who write "yourself" instead of you and "myself" instead of me. You do not sound posh, you sound like a simpleton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLaw76 Posted 30 April, 2022 Share Posted 30 April, 2022 Looking to move house, probably downsize. Open to getting an apartment, but getting annoyed when the listing online does not advertise the lease remaining and/or any annual service charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnersaint Posted 30 April, 2022 Share Posted 30 April, 2022 (edited) Gambling ads especially that one where HR does a bad Alexa tribute act. Whilst we are on the the subject, the word 'acca'. Football jargon like early doors, up top, line-o, in goals (how can you be in more than one goal at any one time?) Gaffer, little fella, big man etc. Tis the language of fucking simpletons! Edited 30 April, 2022 by Winnersaint 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle04 Posted 30 April, 2022 Share Posted 30 April, 2022 2-ply bogroll. Seriously, what's the point if you have to use twice the amount, folded expertly, to avoid the "brown finger" scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnersaint Posted 30 April, 2022 Share Posted 30 April, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, kyle04 said: 2-ply bogroll. Seriously, what's the point if you have to use twice the amount, folded expertly, to avoid the "brown finger" scenario. Not as bad as fucking Izal. Was like wiping your arse with tracing paper. “The Clint Eastwood of loo paper – it’s rough, it’s tough and takes no shit.” Edited 30 April, 2022 by Winnersaint 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle04 Posted 30 April, 2022 Share Posted 30 April, 2022 Neighbours who have a dog, invite friends for a barbeque, who also bring their dog. Result: a whole afternoon of loud ferrocious yapping and barking disturbing what was to be a nice peaceful day beheading a chicken ready for a nice roast dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle04 Posted 30 April, 2022 Share Posted 30 April, 2022 1 minute ago, Winnersaint said: Not as bad as fucking Izal. Was like wiping your arse with tracing paper. Fuck me I remember that stuff from primary school, it had the absorbancy of teflon, you were better off just shitting your pants, cleaning up as best you could with your kaks, dumping said kaks and walking home in just your trousers. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 1 May, 2022 Share Posted 1 May, 2022 9 hours ago, Winnersaint said: Gambling ads especially that one where HR does a bad Alexa tribute act. Whilst we are on the the subject, the word 'acca'. Football jargon like early doors, up top, line-o, in goals (how can you be in more than one goal at any one time?) Gaffer, little fella, big man etc. Tis the language of fucking simpletons! Worse than in goals 'in nets' the Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrelisation of football. Them instead of those, even the most eloquent footballers say 'them players'. Your Manchester Uniteds, your Arsenals, your Tottenhams; using 'your' to set up an example and then listing all the examples. Using Football Club to stress a point as in 'this style of football isn't good enough for Manchester United Football Club'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 1 May, 2022 Share Posted 1 May, 2022 2 hours ago, Fan The Flames said: Worse than in goals 'in nets' the Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrelisation of football. Them instead of those, even the most eloquent footballers say 'them players'. Your Manchester Uniteds, your Arsenals, your Tottenhams; using 'your' to set up an example and then listing all the examples. Using Football Club to stress a point as in 'this style of football isn't good enough for Manchester United Football Club'. Don’t you mean the ‘onion bag’ ? He beat ‘the offside’. ’to perfection’ ’Beckhamesque’ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 1 May, 2022 Author Share Posted 1 May, 2022 (edited) 12 hours ago, Winnersaint said: Gambling ads especially that one where HR does a bad Alexa tribute act. Whilst we are on the the subject, the word 'acca'. Football jargon like early doors, up top, line-o, in goals (how can you be in more than one goal at any one time?) Gaffer, little fella, big man etc. Tis the language of fucking simpletons! Yeah matey gambling ads with happy diverse bunch jumping around for joy and lip service to the wrecking lives bit. agree with most but they have been ‘line-o’s for as as long as I can remember and I will never be calling them assist referees, maybe assistos. Edited 1 May, 2022 by whelk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 1 May, 2022 Author Share Posted 1 May, 2022 10 hours ago, kyle04 said: 2-ply bogroll. Seriously, what's the point if you have to use twice the amount, folded expertly, to avoid the "brown finger" scenario. Are you saying 2 ply annoys as you need 3 ply for a softer experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 1 May, 2022 Author Share Posted 1 May, 2022 10 hours ago, Winnersaint said: Not as bad as fucking Izal. Was like wiping your arse with tracing paper. “The Clint Eastwood of loo paper – it’s rough, it’s tough and takes no shit.” I put Izal in for lent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 1 May, 2022 Author Share Posted 1 May, 2022 2 hours ago, Fan The Flames said: Worse than in goals 'in nets' the Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrelisation of football. Them instead of those, even the most eloquent footballers say 'them players'. Your Manchester Uniteds, your Arsenals, your Tottenhams; using 'your' to set up an example and then listing all the examples. Using Football Club to stress a point as in 'this style of football isn't good enough for Manchester United Football Club'. Spot on. Fucking football club 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 1 May, 2022 Share Posted 1 May, 2022 5 minutes ago, whelk said: Yeah matey gambling add with happy diverse bunch jumping around for joy and lip service to the wrecking lives bit. agree with most but they have been ‘line-o’s for as as long as I can remember and I will never be calling them assist referees, maybe assistos. R-sos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 1 May, 2022 Share Posted 1 May, 2022 22 minutes ago, whelk said: Spot on. Fucking football club I think Dave Jones referred to Saints as "this football club" for the entire time he was here. So a long standing but still annoying cliche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 1 May, 2022 Share Posted 1 May, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Fan The Flames said: Your Manchester Uniteds, your Arsenals, your Tottenhams; using 'your' to set up an example and then listing all the examples. Presenting the victor of a tournament as "Your Winner", the top 3 as "Your Podium", the participants as "Your Players", the official as "Your Referee". They are not "mine", when did "Your" replace "The" in the English language ? Edited 1 May, 2022 by badgerx16 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnersaint Posted 1 May, 2022 Share Posted 1 May, 2022 3 hours ago, Fan The Flames said: Worse than in goals 'in nets' the Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrelisation of football. Them instead of those, even the most eloquent footballers say 'them players'. Your Manchester Uniteds, your Arsenals, your Tottenhams; using 'your' to set up an example and then listing all the examples. Using Football Club to stress a point as in 'this style of football isn't good enough for Manchester United Football Club'. Glenn Hoddle, 'themness' personified. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloggy saint Posted 1 May, 2022 Share Posted 1 May, 2022 'For me'. It's fucking moronic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 1 May, 2022 Share Posted 1 May, 2022 12 hours ago, Winnersaint said: Glenn Hoddle, 'themness' personified. He really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 2 May, 2022 Share Posted 2 May, 2022 Not cancelling your alarm on a bank holiday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted 2 May, 2022 Share Posted 2 May, 2022 3 minutes ago, Fan The Flames said: Not cancelling your alarm on a bank holiday. Yep! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winnersaint Posted 2 May, 2022 Share Posted 2 May, 2022 5 hours ago, Fan The Flames said: Not cancelling your alarm on a bank holiday. Glad I wasn't the only one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 3 May, 2022 Share Posted 3 May, 2022 On 30/04/2022 at 21:57, Winnersaint said: Not as bad as fucking Izal. Was like wiping your arse with tracing paper. “The Clint Eastwood of loo paper – it’s rough, it’s tough and takes no shit.” Death of a thousand cuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 9 May, 2022 Author Share Posted 9 May, 2022 Appending ‘gate’ on end of any news story. Beergate FFS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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