Gavin Bazunu

[RedArmy]

I think the sun was in his eyes for that second goal. You couldn’t make it up the bad luck he gets. 

[saintant]

20 minutes ago, LeG said:

One of Millwall's goals went straight through him tonight. Just as Stoke were playing well. My Stoke supporting mate in disbelief. Said it was Bizarre. Cheers Gav. 

Sounds like Baz was unlucky again. How many black cats has this bloke run over!

[S-Clarke]

The bloke is an absolute catastrophe of a goalkeeper and really shouldn't be at such a high level. The fact we gave him so many chances in this league and the PL is such an embarrassment of the clubs judgement. I hope they see sense, but I do still get very vivid nightmares of him rocking up again in pre-season.

I saw a funny comment regarding him on twitter.

''He's one of these annoying modern types of goalkeeper who is good at football, apart from goalkeeping''

[Mboto Gorge]

https://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/319066/gavin-bazunu?page=31

 

Fair to say they’ve seen enough of him already 

[bpsaint]

Can we give him to Pompey, like as a gift? 

[Willo of Whiteley]

Just now, bpsaint said:

Can we give him to Pompey, like as a gift? 

Did you not see their keepers heroics tonight? Him and Baz clearly went to the same GK school 😂

[USaintA]

On the Stoke forum someone posted this today. I thought it was very apt...

"I asked my mate who is a saints season ticket holder to tell me about Bazunu, three words, he said would sum him up perfectly, those three words….he’s fucking shit!! 🙄"

[BarberSaint]

2 hours ago, trousers said:

Fine at championship level 

Under 8s?

[BarberSaint]

1 hour ago, bpsaint said:

Can we give him to Pompey, like as a gift? 

Agreed.  As a show of solidarity and cameraderie we'll give him to them and provided he plays every game for them I think we could pay his wages. 

I wonder how they'll feel playing in the Isthmian League?

[Saint_clark]

Bazunu faced a few more world class, unstoppable strikes i'm sure. 

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

Just seen the second goal Baz conceded v Millwall last night 🙃

[Miltonaggro]

These Stoke defenders are fucking awful and their fickle fans don’t get how good with his feet Gav is! You have to play to his strengths and give him 50 games. 

[Patrick Bateman]

32 minutes ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Just seen the second goal Baz conceded v Millwall last night 🙃

Hideous, plus Stoke's defence looks awful - PTSD from the start of our season with him in goal and a defence all over the place. The near empty stadium was telling too. 

[Sheaf Saint]

1 hour ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Just seen the second goal Baz conceded v Millwall last night 🙃

I thought the fact that he didn't even move for the first goal was bad enough, but that second... Words fail me 🤦

He's still fucking up our promotion chances despite being out on loan. 

Edited 13 hours ago by Sheaf Saint

[Lord Duckhunter]

This was my fav from the Stoke forum 

“That analysis suggests he’s the worst goalkeeper ever at stopping shots. I remember reading this at the time thinking it can’t be true, but it is“

Yes, it is fucking true…

[Saint_clark]

4 hours ago, Stripey McStripe Shirt said:

Just seen the second goal Baz conceded v Millwall last night 🙃

City genuinely took a midfielder, put some gloves on him and said "here you go, a keeper. £10million please". 

[saintant]

For the second goal he looked like an outfield player who'd had to go in goal because the real keeper had been sent off. He just flapped at the ball and pretty sure he completely missed it. Should have been a routine tip over the bar.

[AlexLaw76]

Is Bazunu still “fine” for the Championship?

[AlexLaw76]

1 hour ago, Lord Duckhunter said:

This was my fav from the Stoke forum 

“That analysis suggests he’s the worst goalkeeper ever at stopping shots. I remember reading this at the time thinking it can’t be true, but it is“

Yes, it is fucking true…

He is consistently the worst keeper in every league he plays in that is not a 3rd tier 

[Turkish]

3 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

He is consistently the worst keeper in every league he plays in that is not a 3rd tier 

Fine for league one, yes?

[AlexLaw76]

43 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

City genuinely took a midfielder, put some gloves on him and said "here you go, a keeper. £10million please". 

The 2nd goal last night reminded of all those world class shots he faced at Saints

unstoppable 

[beatlesaint]

I wonder where we would be if he'd stayed and the experiment had continued.......15th/16th ?

[tdmickey3]

19 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

The 2nd goal last night reminded of all those world class shots he faced at Saints

unstoppable 

These terrible goalkeeping efforts are funny now its not us on receiving end.

[tdmickey3]

29 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Is Bazunu still “fine” for the Championship?

Fine for Sunday League

[Miltonaggro]

1 hour ago, Saint_clark said:

City genuinely took a midfielder, put some gloves on him and said "here you go, a keeper. £10million please". 

He’s a shit Dexter Blackstock. A song perhaps 🎶

[Mboto Gorge]

1 hour ago, AlexLaw76 said:

He is consistently the worst keeper in every league he plays in that is not a 3rd tier 

What makes me laugh is Stoke fans are now absolutely unanimous in their view that he’s one of the worst keepers they’ve ever had at the club , and they’ve only had to watch about 4-5 games to come to that landslide conclusion among their fan base:  whereas some of our fans were still sticking up for him after 4 years of us enduring the same level of performance. Probably the same fans who gave the team a standing ovation during our 22/23 season when relegation was confirmed with one of the most Half arsed performances ever at home to Fulham. Staggering stuff 

Edited 8 hours ago by Mboto Gorge

[Hamwic]

The commentary I had said after the second goal, Bazunu won't want to see that again. Weak hands. 

Sound familiar?

[Weston Super Saint]

2 hours ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Is Bazunu still “fine” for the Championship?

Absolutely!!!

*Just not in our team

[Gloucester Saint]

7 hours ago, AlexLaw76 said:

The 2nd goal last night reminded of all those world class shots he faced at Saints

unstoppable 

Reminded me of @L1Minus10 and Glen’s Baz the Hologram analogy from the Oxford debacle on Boxing Day.

I can’t see any other EFL club wanting him so unless we go up and pay him off for the final year of fraud, I’m guessing he will be in the George Long role next season. Which means there’s still a chance we could see him in goal again for Saints, which is horrific. 

Edited 2 hours ago by Gloucester Saint

[Gloucester Saint]

22 hours ago, S-Clarke said:

The bloke is an absolute catastrophe of a goalkeeper and really shouldn't be at such a high level. The fact we gave him so many chances in this league and the PL is such an embarrassment of the clubs judgement. I hope they see sense, but I do still get very vivid nightmares of him rocking up again in pre-season.

I saw a funny comment regarding him on twitter.

''He's one of these annoying modern types of goalkeeper who is good at football, apart from goalkeeping''

Staffsoatcake on the Stoke Forum - ‘He needs to find another profession, he will never make a good goalkeeper as long as he has an arse hole’.

Edited 2 hours ago by Gloucester Saint

[Saint_clark]

Just now, Gloucester Saint said:

Staffsoatcake - He needs to find another profession, he will never make a good goalkeeper as long as he has an arse hole.

He'd probably make a good lower league striker, ironically.

[Verbal]

1 hour ago, Gloucester Saint said:

Staffsoatcake on the Stoke Forum - ‘He needs to find another profession, he will never make a good goalkeeper as long as he has an arse hole’.

 

1 hour ago, Saint_clark said:

He'd probably make a good lower league striker, ironically.

With or without an arsehole?