Norwich 0-3 Saints - Match Thread

[benjii]

BBD 🤣

[Bakovnetski]

Diaz is not a proper footballer 

[Wsaint]

6 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

To be clear I wasn't criticising him, I was genuinely looking forward to seeing what he can do!

Nah I know 😂 hopefully we'll see more of this from him, looked very impressive since coming on, even if this Norwich side have been dog shit.

[John Boy Saint]

Did we win BBD in the St Mary’s Church summer fete Tombola?!

[Farmer Saint]

Roerslev has run a fucking mile tonight. Like the look of him.

[saintant]

We've played some decent football today - glad I decided to watch it in the end 🙂

[Lighthouse]

This has been better than a trip to the owl sanctuary.

[gio1saints]

My three word match summary : 

Norwich. ARE. Shit.

[benjii]

Why did we never give Taylor a chance?

[Farmer Saint]

Just now, John Boy Saint said:

Did we win BBD in the St Mary’s Church summer fete Tombola?!

That's not called "winning".

[vectraman]

BBD looks knackered after 5 minutes 😱

[Midfield_General]

1 minute ago, CB Fry said:

Somewhere in Krasnodor there is a little man in a gaming chair enjoying this display. 

Has MLG moved to Russia now?

[OttawaSaint]

Just now, Farmer Saint said:

Roerslev has run a fucking mile tonight. Like the look of him.

Hope he's run quite a bit further than a mile...

[benjii]

Just now, Lighthouse said:

This has been better than a trip to the owl sanctuary.

Not as good as a handshake with Jackie Stewart though.

[ally_uk]

Told you 3-0 boys easy money...... 

[Sheaf Saint]

Just now, Lighthouse said:

This has been better than a trip to the owl sanctuary.

You're mad you are!

[trousers]

Just now, Lighthouse said:

This has been better than a trip to the owl sanctuary.

and almost as good as the Hunstanton Spice Museum 

[benjii]

Just now, Sheaf Saint said:

You're mad you are!

Do you like me... sex wise?

[Bakovnetski]

3 decent goals all from forwards tonight 

[the colonel]

Just now, Bakovnetski said:

Diaz is not a proper footballer 

He is absolute Shiittee....thought that at the friendly away to Millwall pre-last season. He has done nothing to change my mind.

[Stripey McStripe Shirt]

Last time (I think) we beat Norwich in a cup game on a Tuesday night we went went on to win the whole bloody thing. I believe!

[Sir Ralph]

1 minute ago, benjii said:

Why did we never give Taylor a chance?

Agree Taylor looks solid and gets up the pitch

[miserableoldgit]

1 minute ago, benjii said:

Why did we never give Taylor a chance?

Thought he looked decent tonight.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 minute ago, Midfield_General said:

Has MLG moved to Russia now?

Where you can be shot for questioning official party pedantry. A dream move. 🙂 

[benjii]

1 minute ago, trousers said:

and almost as good as the Hunstanton Spice Museum 

Stop getting Bond wrong!!!

[Farmer Saint]

Quarshie has looked good tonight as well - in fact the defence has second half.

[obelisk]

Quarshie back on form.

BBD no form at all.

[Osvaldorama]

2 minutes ago, benjii said:

Why did we never give Taylor a chance?

V weird. He looks like an actual footballer based on tonight’s cameo. 
 

 

[Jimmy_D]

What is it with Saints and pinging absolute screamers in the League Cup?  

This feels like it's been a very useful run out for us.

[BotleySaint]

BBD is an odd one. He clearly wasn't always this poor. Somewhere along the way, perhaps injury or bad coaching, he's just lost it completely. Would struggle in the non-league. 

[adrian lord]

Is he new here? 

[Farmer Saint]

2 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

You're mad you are!

Why do birds suddenly...

[benjii]

Taylor is the modern-day Caceres.

[benjii]

Just now, BotleySaint said:

BBD is an odd one. He clearly wasn't always this poor. Somewhere along the way, perhaps injury or bad coaching, he's just lost it completely. Would struggle in the non-league. 

I actually think he might have some sort of disability. 

[iansums]

Saints win, West Ham and Bmuff lose, happy days

[sockeye]

Started rather crap, but ended up a nice watch in the end.

The goals were a delight. Class from 'Matski'

[CSA96]

Just now, benjii said:

Taylor is the modern-day Caceres.

Bloody hell, is he sending pervy Snapchats to Hampshire school girls too?!

Edited 6 hours ago by CSA96

[saintant]

1 minute ago, Farmer Saint said:

Quarshie has looked good tonight as well - in fact the defence has second half.

Agree - did most things very comfortably.

[Midfield_General]

3-0.

Better than a laser beam up the jaffas

[Gloucester Saint]

Just now, Osvaldorama said:

V weird. He looks like an actual footballer based on tonight’s cameo. 
 

 

Taylor’s done well, along with Tinker, Soldier and Spy

[skintsaint]

1 minute ago, BotleySaint said:

BBD is an odd one.

He is running like he has pierced his foot on a spike.

[benjii]

Smashed them round the head with a 12 inch plate.

Jurassic Park!

[Sheaf Saint]

1 minute ago, benjii said:

Stop getting Bond wrong!!!

Somewhere on a Norwich forum, someone is probably saying they would rather discuss the pedestrianisation of the high street than watch this shite.

[qwertyell]

Well that certainly got better the longer it went on. Started to look like a cohesive unit at times. 

Nice to have a bit of positivity going into a crucial week. 

[adrian lord]

"Reminds me of when I was doing a corporate for Allied Dunbar..."

[John Boy Saint]

3 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

That's not called "winning".

Its the kind of crap you Would win at a Church Fete jumble sale 

[captainchris]

Matsuki is a class above…. 
 

[benjii]

Just now, CSA96 said:

Bloody hell, is he sending pervy Snapchats to Hampshire school girls too?!

For the record, I wasn't accusing him of being a sex person.

[saintant]

A few dodgy moments from McCarthy but he also made some crucial good saves.

[benjii]

Some big lass stretching her crack there.