Foxstone Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 Sky reporting that talks between PFC & HMRC have "stalled".......... Which means that HMRC have said.. " Sorry Boys see you in court tomorrow" While Story Boy and Jacobs sit there with their trousers round their ankles and their head in their hands! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 their reporter thinks the Arab is still after them Phil.Lets hope the 3rd one doesnt ruin the fun Uh no... The statement was "An Agent of the club is in talks with "an Arab" Put that back into context 18 months or so and it translates to Whacko, Saint Lee & St David were in talks with an Arab. Remember those halycon days? See, much better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 Whacko, Saint Lee & St David were in talks with an Arab. Remember those halycon days? In true Kevin Keegan style, I would LOVE it if Jacko got involved there I really hope someone's still got a copy of that "design" for Bournemouth's ground and surrounding area with the petting zoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 I love petting zoo's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 Breaking news on Sky sports News Sky sources report that talks with HMRC have stalled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 I really hope someone's still got a copy of that "design" for Bournemouth's ground and surrounding area with the petting zoo http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=12990 I still chuckle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 I love petting zoo's! It will be a petting pond in their case so they can all go and fondle fish, or is that what they call a brothel down there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=12990 I still chuckle... The monkey chicken thing still gets me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 Breaking news on Sky sports News Sky sources report that talks with HMRC have stalled i think they're screwed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 i think they're screwed... Avram was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%Red&White Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 He said to me: "Haven't you got a LDV Johnstone Milk Vans Cup clash to be focusing on?" If all goes to plan tomorrow that will be something they could only dream about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Saint Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 SSn sources say talks stalled. Spokesman from the club say ongoing. In denial again??? or have Sky jumped the gun yet again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 Avram was a huge lol! oh and regards to the SSN...tehehehee:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 Breaking news on Sky sports News Sky sources report that talks with HMRC have stalled yes, and now the reporter outside FP has said it's "highly unlikely they'll be liquidated given they still have games to play and revenue from that".....erm aren't they losing more than they're bringing in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 The Club have just come out & said that talks are ongoing (maybe comical Storry teller again), but Sky sources saying that the talks have stalled. Maybe that brown paper bag with £120,000 pounds from ticket sales, is just not enough to convince HMRC that they've stabalised the good ship Poopey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 SSn sources say talks stalled. Spokesman from the club say ongoing. In denial again??? or have Sky jumped the gun yet again? denial probably, they've been in denial for a long time now....just delaying the inventiable...can only do that for so long.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 So talks stalled an hour before the close of the business day. How long does it take to go into admin..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 denial probably, they've been in denial for a long time now....just delaying the inventiable...can only do that for so long.. About 24hrs now Isn't it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 Pompey saying talks are ongoing... Then again, sending out begging letters to various rich people are 'negotiations with potential new owners' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clapham Saint Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 yes, and now the reporter outside FP has said it's "highly unlikely they'll be liquidated given they still have games to play and revenue from that".....erm aren't they losing more than they're bringing in? Yes. That argument only holds up if they are operating at a profit... Then again, ignoring any payments which need to be made seems to be becoming the standard down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanimal Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 Taking the pxxx out of the three pompey boys in the office now.....priceless!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Red Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 The Club have just come out & said that talks are ongoing (maybe comical Storry teller again), but Sky sources saying that the talks have stalled. Maybe that brown paper bag with £120,000 pounds from ticket sales, is just not enough to convince HMRC that they've stabalised the good ship Poopey. Probably that HMRC have left the room and Storrie, Azougy, Al Mirage, Claridge etc have bowed their heads and haven't yet noticed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 'And what about Southampton's clash? Oh that's right, no-one cares. Thanks for all your comments and here's to a positive week for our club for once.' Well about 30,000 people will care enough to go to the match. I see Pompey apparently have "droves" of tickets left for tonight's crucial Premier League match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 yes, and now the reporter outside FP has said it's "highly unlikely they'll be liquidated given they still have games to play and revenue from that".....erm aren't they losing more than they're bringing in? That would be a SKY SPORTS reporter who probably knows about as much as Ali Al-Farage about UK company law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 I think they're skating on thin ice now. Oh Pollocks, I can no longer skate around the issue. You know what Storyteller's like. Eel try and spin a lot of drivel, floundering about the media hating them. It's no good him getting crabby, the world's no longer his oyster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 SSN is quite funny at the moment. On the breaking news strap they have "Portsmouth claim talks with HMRC are on going" closely followed by "Sky Sports Sources understand talks between Portsmouth and HMRC have stalled". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 I think they're skating on thin ice now. Oh Pollocks, I can no longer skate around the issue. You know what Storyteller's like. Eel try and spin a lot of drivel, floundering about the media hating them. It's no good him getting crabby, the world's no longer his oyster. I don't see even a ray of hope for them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 I think they're skating on thin ice now. Oh Pollocks, I can no longer skate around the issue. You know what Storyteller's like. Eel try and spin a lot of drivel, floundering about the media hating them. It's no good him getting crabby, the world's no longer his oyster. All he has left is his salmons to appear in court! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 Let's hope HMRC puts them in their plaice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joensuu Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 Someone's reading this thread me thinks... http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/football/4997352.Pompey_talks__stall_/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 Perhaps their admin would have been better if they had Liz Coley.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 Before SSN ****ed up with Elliott Ward I believed everything they said pretty much , how do they know talks have stalled if the HMRC has sworn everyone to secrecy earlier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 Talks still going on at Notarf Krap :- Peter oh s**t HMRC have walked out, I'll go and tell sky that talks are continuing. They trust me cause I'm really trustworthy & always tell them the truth, You all come up with a cunning plan while I'm gone. Cainrai :- well I'm not going to put any more into this s**t hole of a club! I'll just build a super store on it when its demolished. Jacobs:- I've got a phone number here for a Mr Baldrick he can usually come up with a cunning plan. Storry Teller arrives back:- Well WTF are we going to do now. Jacob:- Shush I'm on the phone to baldrick for a cunning plan! yes yes oh well thanks for that anyway. Storrie:- Well what did he say? Jacobs:- He said he may be a gormless Idiot, but that he was not a complete & utter Idiot & could think of no cunning plan & wouldn't get involved with such a S**t organisation as PFC. He said his reputation was to dear to his heart & didn't want his reputation tarnished & his final words contained 3 F's & and 2 of them were in off, & the other 1 sounded like duck! Secretary enters room, just had this delivered, from a Mr Lowe, it smells a bit Ripe. Storrie:- well open it. Secretary opens box, its that dead Duck that Mandric sent him s couple of years ago. Chainrai:- How apt! talks continue as we speak! Lovely Plumage the Norwegian Blue FEW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Saint Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 Talks stalled, HMRC solicitors walk away, Pompey Solicitors chasing them down the road saying come back....please... No say HMRC So talks are indeed ongoing, just nobody is listening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 Someone's reading this thread me thinks... http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/football/4997352.Pompey_talks__stall_/ In that photo, doesn't Storryteller look like a fat Rupert? ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 I don't see even a ray of hope for them... Time they were put in their plaice. For too long, they have floundered around at the bottom of the Premiership. Now is the time to dab the tears away and wave goodbye. Seriously, what's the porpoise in carrying on? They're just flogging a dead horse...mackerel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 The moral of the story is that one really should pay one's tax gill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 looks like we are heading for a day in court tomorrow and a sweating Storrie coming out celebrating a four week stay of execution or some equally disappointing result, oh well. And calling him a fat Rupert is about as bad as it gets! Well all this excitement has to go on a back burner for a few hours, I'm about to hop on a train to Wembley town, calling at St Marys Central!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 In true Kevin Keegan style, I would LOVE it if Jacko got involved there I really hope someone's still got a copy of that "design" for Bournemouth's ground and surrounding area with the petting zoo I could answer but that would only upset WSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 I think they're skating on thin ice now. Oh Pollocks, I can no longer skate around the issue. You know what Storyteller's like. Eel try and spin a lot of drivel, floundering about the media hating them. It's no good him getting crabby, the world's no longer his oyster. good cod you put a lot of effort into that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 The moral of the story is that one really should pay one's tax gill. was that on porpous or was it a freudian slip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 is that Portsmouth or f*cking Beiruit, i cant tell from that shot. Seriously, couldn't Sky find a more 'flattering' shot of Portsmouth...... oh, sorry, no, they couldn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 good cod you put a lot of effort into that Thanks, I like to flex my lyrical mussels.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnailOB Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 is that Portsmouth or f*cking Beiruit, i cant tell from that shot. Seriously, couldn't Sky find a more 'flattering' shot of Portsmouth...... oh, sorry, no, they couldn't I see from that shot that some of the 'shredded' paper has blown out the office window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 Watched the Moran goal again the other night. Didn't Alan Biley look like the lead singer from The Sweet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 One of the Skates at work is an apprentice. I finally managed to nail him down about all this. "We'll be alright" So someone is going to stump up the money for HMRC and others? "We'll be alright" Then I suppose they'll invest enough to gain promotion from the CCC "We'll be alright" So Ploppy will not go to the wall, take a points deduction and will walk away, having satisfied all their creditors "We'll be alright" While you have your head buried down there, what flavour is the sand? "We'll be alright" What a fascinating conversation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tac-tics Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 My step dad was shouting at the telly: "why are the likes of Man Utd allowed to operate, why is everyone picking on us" errr, maybe its because their debt is manageable and more of a saleable asset to football. Skates are fickle, I just replied: "Maybe instead of putting players up in 5 star hotels, pay the people who have mortgages to pay such as ticket staff" then again I bet there all living with parents or on housing benefits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribbo Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 I love petting zoo's! soon you'll be able to Pet a Kanu, Feed a James, F*** a skate it'll be an excellent local attraction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 (edited) Seriously, what's the porpoise in carrying on? They're just flogging a dead horse...mackerel. Call me shellfish, but I am enjoying the bluefish few falling hook, line and sinker for the carp spouted by Story. They are clearly short of a few Squid and the whole issue with the Flake Sheik makes it even funnier. They all bear their Soles online on the pompey forums, but if truth be known they've been fuc Dover. Edited 9 February, 2010 by Johnny Bognor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 9 February, 2010 Share Posted 9 February, 2010 MODs PLEASE can we ensure that posts on the main board about Portsmout decline are signposted here , it is the most funniest, addictive and amazing thread , we have to keep all posts here to ensure that this becomes the most"thumbed" thread of all. Main board posts just distract away from this topic , keep it all HERE Thanks to all the regular contributers here for an amazing daily read...no matter what finally happens to our fish smellin friends this thread is one hell of a read... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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