twiglet Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 Pelle is a beautiful player. I love him and his football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelman Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 Pelle is a beautiful player. I love him and his football. Are you a dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 Pelle is a beautiful player. I love him and his football. Definite man-love appeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiglet Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 Yes I am a man, I am not gay, never kissed a man but I have screwed over 100 different women. I just think he's a good player that oozes class. Basically, he could and would look good and shine at any top European clubs, and I am happy he is with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostBoys Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 Very pleased for him and us. I am getting a little tired of some of the w*****s on here writing off players and ostensibly a new team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JxgrSaint Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 Yes I am a man, I am not gay, never kissed a man but I have screwed over 100 different women. I just think he's a good player that oozes class. Basically, he could and would look good and shine at any top European clubs, and I am happy he is with us. Are you Saint_Charlie's non-evil twin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 Four games. Just remember that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Logan Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 After registering on this forum earlier in the summer, my observations were of a forum dominated by half a dozen mongs, who quite obviously have nothing else to do with their life's but sit and wait for the next thread. After last weeks inept Team display Pelle took the wrath, from the same mongs. Trust in Ronald Koemans judgement, twelve goals to equal Lamberts efforts is all we should expect from Pelle, and for those who have nothing else's to do but bed wet after a bad display, remember, its a Team game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 Four games. Just remember that. It is way to early to give Pelle hero status but it was even more crazy writing him off after a couple of games. The signs look good but it is a long hard season. One thing I am sure of though - Ronald K knows his football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 2 in 4 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFCRedandWhite Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 GRAZIANO DO DO DO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityRanger Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 Really can't wait to see some of the absolute bellends around us in block 2 who were abusing him after 20 mins against West Brom. Total tools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 After registering on this forum earlier in the summer, my observations were of a forum dominated by half a dozen mongs, who quite obviously have nothing else to do with their life's but sit and wait for the next thread. After last weeks inept Team display Pelle took the wrath, from the same mongs. Trust in Ronald Koemans judgement, twelve goals to equal Lamberts efforts is all we should expect from Pelle, and for those who have nothing else's to do but bed wet after a bad display, remember, its a Team game. Pelle was rubbish last week. Was cracking this week though and I'm made up for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 Really can't wait to see some of the absolute bellends around us in block 2 who were abusing him after 20 mins against West Brom. Total tools. Yep bunch of ****s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 I'm completely responsible for his turn around in form for bowing to peer pressure and taking him out of my fantasy team this week (I am the world's worst fantasy football player). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Rabbit Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 His finish today was actually superb... Left footed half volley into the roof of the net... Did very well to bury it as those kind of chances often end in row Z. Had a perfectly good goal disallowed too. Will score a few this year =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarniaSaint Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 Very happy for him and US!!!!! Now just need Long off the mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonb Posted 30 August, 2014 Share Posted 30 August, 2014 You are 100% Glasgow saint. I would bet good money on it! You're Glasgow Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisenberg Posted 31 August, 2014 Share Posted 31 August, 2014 You're Glasgow Saint Good point. Forgot that. Bets off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlakeySFC Posted 31 August, 2014 Share Posted 31 August, 2014 The man is an absolute legend, can't believe some of you lot that were writing him off after 2 PL games :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 31 August, 2014 Share Posted 31 August, 2014 His finish today was actually superb... Left footed half volley into the roof of the net... Did very well to bury it as those kind of chances often end in row Z. Had a perfectly good goal disallowed too. Will score a few this year =] I thought it looked a bit "weak foot ropey swinger" actually, but a goal's a goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 31 August, 2014 Share Posted 31 August, 2014 I thought it looked a bit "weak foot ropey swinger" actually, but a goal's a goal. Nonsense - was right behind the goal. Steered the ball without lashing or swinging at it, even as it stood up. Composed finish when many of our players have failed to take chances like that in the past. By contrast, Long should have done much better with the chance that was slid across goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aziz Yebda Posted 31 August, 2014 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2014 Deal I accept PayPal. I'll pm details Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 31 August, 2014 Share Posted 31 August, 2014 I'm q bit worried about him, he doesn't kiss his badge or thump his chest when he scores. Surely that makes you a proper player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattsbignose Posted 31 August, 2014 Share Posted 31 August, 2014 I think he looks like he could be a real handful now that he has scored a couple of goals and his confidence is up. My missus thinks he's a quality bit of eye candy and has made it into her fantasy team....Not sure she does the Telegraph one like me mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 31 August, 2014 Share Posted 31 August, 2014 I'm q bit worried about him, he doesn't kiss his badge or thump his chest when he scores. Surely that makes you a proper player They only do that when they're about to leave for their spiritual home or their boyhood dream or if their head's somewhere else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 31 August, 2014 Share Posted 31 August, 2014 Yes I am a man, I am not gay, never kissed a man but I have screwed over 100 different women. I just think he's a good player that oozes class. Basically, he could and would look good and shine at any top European clubs, and I am happy he is with us. One of the most pathetic posts I've ever seen on this forum......including the worst of my own .......... i have a huge willy BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoPints Posted 31 August, 2014 Share Posted 31 August, 2014 Yes I am a man, I am not gay, never kissed a man but I have screwed over 100 different women. I just think he's a good player that oozes class. Basically, he could and would look good and shine at any top European clubs, and I am happy he is with us. It's incredible what some people will **** when they've got their beer goggles on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highfield Saint Posted 2 September, 2014 Share Posted 2 September, 2014 Pelle is 100/1 to be top goalscorer with Paddy power. Each way gives 1/4 odds for a top four place. Last season 17 goals came 4th and J-Rod bagged 15. £15 ew gives a return of £1905 - worth a tumble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiesaint20 Posted 2 September, 2014 Share Posted 2 September, 2014 Seems a more appropriate place for this post. From the Tadić thread: saintsforlife7 I came up with something similar for Pelle: Ohh Graziano Italiano From Feyenoord Brought him to the club for the centre forward role Give him half a chance and he'll stick it in the goal Ohh Graziano... Follow up: The slightest of changes. Only to the 4th line. Tune works and should be sung. At a minimum it's miles better than: do do do do Graziano Ohh Graziano Italiano From Feyenoord Now he's at Southampton watch St Mary's rock and roll. Give him half a chance and he'll stick it in the goal Ohh Graziano... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 2 September, 2014 Share Posted 2 September, 2014 Yes I am a man, I am not gay, never kissed a man but I have screwed over 100 different women. I just think he's a good player that oozes class. Basically, he could and would look good and shine at any top European clubs, and I am happy he is with us. Not bad for a man with a twiglet. Respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 2 September, 2014 Share Posted 2 September, 2014 Yes I am a man, I am not gay, never kissed a man but I have screwed over 100 different women. I just think he's a good player that oozes class. Basically, he could and would look good and shine at any top European clubs, and I am happy he is with us. Not bad for a man with a twiglet. Respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 2 September, 2014 Share Posted 2 September, 2014 Sorry wrong icon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 2 September, 2014 Share Posted 2 September, 2014 ...I have screwed over 100 different women... ...as none came back for seconds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadoldgit Posted 2 September, 2014 Share Posted 2 September, 2014 ...as none came back for seconds... I wonder how much that cost him? What is the going rate for a quickie nowdays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Armstrong Posted 3 September, 2014 Share Posted 3 September, 2014 Seems a more appropriate place for this post. From the Tadić thread: saintsforlife7 I came up with something similar for Pelle: Ohh Graziano Italiano From Feyenoord Brought him to the club for the centre forward role Give him half a chance and he'll stick it in the goal Ohh Graziano... Follow up: The slightest of changes. Only to the 4th line. Tune works and should be sung. At a minimum it's miles better than: do do do do Graziano Ohh Graziano Italiano From Feyenoord Now he's at Southampton watch St Mary's rock and roll. Give him half a chance and he'll stick it in the goal Ohh Graziano... Or... When the ball hits the net it's not Shearer or Becks, Graziano... or When the ball's in the goal, it's not Shearer or Cole, Graziano... Do whatever with the other two player names but it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 3 September, 2014 Share Posted 3 September, 2014 Pelle is 100/1 to be top goalscorer with Paddy power. Each way gives 1/4 odds for a top four place. Last season 17 goals came 4th and J-Rod bagged 15. £15 ew gives a return of £1905 - worth a tumble. Good tip - well worth imo. That said I reckon Saints goals will be more spread around the team this season compared with last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goneawol Posted 12 September, 2014 Share Posted 12 September, 2014 Graziano has a book (Thanks to pappalotti for bringing it to my attention). http://oranjeleeuwen.com/Nederlands-Elftal/voetbalboeken/pelle-spreekt-martijn-krabbendam/ One copy for sale at Amazon.. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pelle-spreekt-1000-questions-more/dp/9067970700/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1410554301&sr=8-1&keywords=pelle+spreekt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polaroid Saint Posted 12 September, 2014 Share Posted 12 September, 2014 Graziano has a book (Thanks to pappalotti for bringing it to my attention). http://oranjeleeuwen.com/Nederlands-Elftal/voetbalboeken/pelle-spreekt-martijn-krabbendam/ One copy for sale at Amazon.. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pelle-spreekt-1000-questions-more/dp/9067970700/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1410554301&sr=8-1&keywords=pelle+spreekt From the Inside Flap End of 2013, Graziano Pellè reported to Voetbal International with the idea to put a book out because he usually does not have time to answer all the questions from all his fans; as a footballer, Feyenoord required him to be professional. Indeed, in book form, everyone could email questions to the wildly popular Italian. He answered them all, often surprisingly frank, and talking endlessly. Including on his relationship with Louis van Gaal, his childhood, his famous hairstyle, his greatest fears, his greatest dreams, his emotions and his former girlfriends. He even shares his first sexual experiences with readers .... About childhood sweethearts, "I was mostly a playboy, but one who barked but never bite, I was good with women, flirting like crazy, had chances sat too. do, but it remained chatting I was a bit like I was back as a striker:. hassle, but never score. " ... On Louis van Gaal: "Occasionally I was mad with him, he kept talking morning I had two hours of English lessons first and then I got another hour and a half Louis over me I understand that people find him arrogant.. , he also comes across, but for his players, he was very good. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aziz Yebda Posted 13 September, 2014 Author Share Posted 13 September, 2014 Ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aziz Yebda Posted 13 September, 2014 Author Share Posted 13 September, 2014 Ouch again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 13 September, 2014 Share Posted 13 September, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 13 September, 2014 Share Posted 13 September, 2014 but you hate men? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 13 September, 2014 Share Posted 13 September, 2014 Mods can you track down the post where I said he "wouldn't get anywhere near double figures" and delete it for me pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 13 September, 2014 Share Posted 13 September, 2014 Mods can you track down the post where I said he "wouldn't get anywhere near double figures" and delete it for me pls um...me too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRSaints Posted 13 September, 2014 Share Posted 13 September, 2014 If you want to make him feel at home use this song: [video=youtube;L1uZ-To3CkA] He heard this every game at Feyenoord even if he didnt score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd Posted 13 September, 2014 Share Posted 13 September, 2014 I take back what I said after seeing him in Pre-Season. I had serious doubts that he'd be able to adjust to life in the Premiership but he looked like a different player today. Top Marks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 13 September, 2014 Share Posted 13 September, 2014 Has Brendan Rodgers started sniffing about yet ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakkoUK Posted 13 September, 2014 Share Posted 13 September, 2014 I know it's early days.. but I can see Pelle becoming quite a Saints legend. Really need to get him a better song! Same with Tadic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanimal Posted 13 September, 2014 Share Posted 13 September, 2014 Graz zee Ann Oh Southampton's Goal Machine, as per the Ricky Lambert version. The King is dead long live the King! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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