LGTL Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 It was all started by the fat lad who wears the ridiculous hat to every game. I'm sure he enjoyed it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 I was praying it came near me so i could eat it and put an end to the ****ing thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 It was all started by the fat lad who wears the ridiculous hat to every game. I'm sure he enjoyed it anyway. That "character" has appeared in the last season or two and is exactly the sort of person you'd expect to do that sort of s**te. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 I would have been delighted to get a free Mars Bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartan_saint Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 I bet he is known as "Bantersaurus Rex" to his mates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 I was more embarrassed that we used the same tune for Mane and Gaston. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakkoUK Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 I just can't perceive how anyone would find a mars bar on someone's head to be funny. It's worse than toilet humour and to be quite frank is embarrassing for grown men to be chanting. If we was getting hammered like the Barnsley fans who started it, then I could see the irony in the joke. There is having a bit of fun, then there is just being idiotic.. this was the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grezz Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Sounds awful that so many people got hurt last night. Must have been some vicious chanting. Football fans in a group can be tools. Yes, it's a shocking statement and i know it's hard to take in but there you go. Let he who hath not sinned and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 That is nearly as funny as calling a player a "wotsit" during our wacky league 1 away days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Some bloke did take the Mars bar off his head and eat a big chunk of it, said Mars bar also took a trip down stairs and was duly thrown back up, a Snickers bar also took a trip round, what was curious to see was the game had turned into a bit of a training ground tap about, the clapping and singing for it spread like fungus across the upper tier. For those who are getting their knickers in a twist over it, no one died it was slightly amusing. Actually if you want to get uppity then your ire is better placed towards those Saints fans who go looking to pick a fight with other Saints fans inside the ground................ Smiling at someone with a chocolate bar on his head is far better that being aware of something none too pleasant brewing and likely to kick off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Some bloke did take the Mars bar off his head and eat a big chunk of it, said Mars bar also took a trip down stairs and was duly thrown back up, a Snickers bar also took a trip round, what was curious to see was the game had turned into a bit of a training ground tap about, the clapping and singing for it spread like fungus across the upper tier. For those who are getting their knickers in a twist over it, no one died it was slightly amusing. Actually if you want to get uppity then your ire is better placed towards those Saints fans who go looking to pick a fight with other Saints fans inside the ground................ Smiling at someone with a chocolate bar on his head is far better that being aware of something none too pleasant brewing and likely to kick off. Smiling at someone with a chocolate bar on his head That's not a phrase I expected to read this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Smiling at someone with a chocolate bar on his head That's not a phrase I expected to read this morning. Not something I would expect to write.......... But having witnessed some plum at Watford a few years ago who has had 3 cans of Top Deck Shandy, standing in a oooooh I am hard pose, whilst looking at the Fluffy Smiley faced Hornet mascot, with their arms outstretched fists clenched and middle fingers raised, that has to be a far worse association with the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
percy windham Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 I won't stop until sickening racism like this is eradicated from our beautiful club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Smiling at someone with a chocolate bar on his head That's not a phrase I expected to read this morning. Are we absolutely sure it was a chocolate bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie May Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 I hate it when this happens. It Mars the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 What an absolutely fantastic +1 thread Clearly this replaces the crying threads because we won so the whiners need something to have a go at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 It was all started by the fat lad who wears the ridiculous hat to every game. I'm sure he enjoyed it anyway. Fella in question needs putting down. Has popped up from nowhere in the last couple of years in his 'whacky' hat singing stuff like "We're Southampton boys making all the noise... Everywhere we go" unfortunately the Premier League is going to attract this sort of person, along with people that find it side-splitting to put a chocolate bar on someone's head. The sooner we're relegated again and can our proper support back the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Fella in question needs putting down. Has popped up from nowhere in the last couple of years in his 'whacky' hat singing stuff like "We're Southampton boys making all the noise... Everywhere we go" unfortunately the Premier League is going to attract this sort of person, along with people that find it side-splitting to put a chocolate bar on someone's head. The sooner we're relegated again and can our proper support back the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 I still don't get it, did someone do a poo on someone else from an upper tier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Fella in question needs putting down. Has popped up from nowhere in the last couple of years in his 'whacky' hat singing stuff like "We're Southampton boys making all the noise... Everywhere we go" unfortunately the Premier League is going to attract this sort of person, along with people that find it side-splitting to put a chocolate bar on someone's head. The sooner we're relegated again and can our proper support back the better. He was at midtjylland trying to be pally with everyone. Absolute cock of the highest order. Really wish people like him would **** off and support someone else and leave us alone, same as that fat bloke that was on match of the day and thought he was he was some kind of wacky star Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Fella in question needs putting down. Has popped up from nowhere in the last couple of years in his 'whacky' hat singing stuff like "We're Southampton boys making all the noise... Everywhere we go" unfortunately the Premier League is going to attract this sort of person, along with people that find it side-splitting to put a chocolate bar on someone's head. The sooner we're relegated again and can our proper support back the better. You mean like the last time we played MK Dons and plenty were doing the wotsit song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Everywhere he goes, people want to know who the **** is in the stupid ****ing hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 He was at midtjylland trying to be pally with everyone. Absolute cock of the highest order. Really wish people like him would **** off and support someone else and leave us alone, same as that fat bloke that was on match of the day and thought he was he was some kind of wacky star Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Yep, outside the Fox and Hounds in Herning trying to get people singing a load of sh*te about 8 hours before kick off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Saints Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 For those of you too technologically inept to use Google; Jesus Christ that's pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 For those of you too technologically inept to use Google; Thank God Mick Jagger doesn't support Saints, although what he does with Mars Bars would make an interesting youtube alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 For those of you too technologically inept to use Google; I have no words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackedoff Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 I would have been delighted to get a free Mars Bar. When I was a kid , for a time I could get free Mars bars from the factory. One night I ate a whole bag of them and spewed my guts up all night. Even now the sight of them makes me feel ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat from Poole Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Yep, outside the Fox and Hounds in Herning trying to get people singing a load of sh*te about 8 hours before kick off. I was stood quite near this chap in the ground in Denmark, and oddly he was as quiet as a mouse there. Perhaps he lost his voice outside the pub. Still, at least he got a quite fit Danish bird to interview him. For about 30 seconds, I was actually quite jealous of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidney Fudpucker the 3rd Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Matthew Le God is right....I attended 2 away games and the drunken fighting amongst themselves, the drunken squabble about whether or not to cheer the team or barrack them...the aggressive refusal of Saints fans to sit down instead of standing in front, of an elderly person disgusted me. As a result, I won't go to away games. I would have enjoyed last night's fun about the Mars bar and laughed.I am not represented by any of the contrasting behaviours. I can still remember going to Liverpool in the 90's and being attacked by some of our own fans when I told them I lived in the North West. The fact I grew up in the South didn't matter, as far as they were concerned I was a scummy Northener who was going to get a kicking. At the time I vowed never to go again but that decision has relaxed with time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie May Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 When I was a kid , for a time I could get free Mars bars from the factory. One night I ate a whole bag of them and spewed my guts up all night. Even now the sight of them makes me feel ill. You should do it again and spew up on the youth in question. He is Satan now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Yep, outside the Fox and Hounds in Herning trying to get people singing a load of sh*te about 8 hours before kick off. Always strikes me as the kind of "wacky" fan the skates have and use to pride themselves how passionate they are. To everyone else he's a ****ing social case that probably hasn't been near the opposite sex without a restraining order in years. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfc4prem Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 All you really need is an aubergine on a pitch in Bristol on a sunny summer's day. Now that is some top quality cuisine related enjoyment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfc4prem Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 This thread has taught me that a few people take themselves and life in general far too seriously. Lighten up for Christ's sake, you might pop your clogs tomorrow for all you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat from Poole Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 This thread has taught me that a few people take themselves and life in general far too seriously. Lighten up for Christ's sake, you might pop your clogs tomorrow for all you know. Well, that's just cheered me right up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Well, that's just cheered me right up. When I'm feeling down and worried that life is a brief, meaningless struggle filled with suffering, I like to stick a chocolate bar on my head and laugh in the face of my inevitable, lonely death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_lambden Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Never seen anything like it. Surrounded by full grown men in stitches about it, filming it on their phones i can only assume to send in to Lad Bible or to show all their mates tomorrow. The hilarious clowns who started it just copied it from that plant pot one which was circulating on social media the other day. Had to leave early i couldn't put up with it any longer. You left a match that we were winning 6-0 early because a few people were singing about a chocolate bar? It's cringe-worthy I know but you're there to watch a game, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pastor Patrón Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 This thread has taught me that a few people take themselves and life in general far too seriously. Lighten up for Christ's sake, you might pop your clogs tomorrow for all you know. Tbf there's a difference between BAAANTTAAAAHHHRRRRR with your mates and being a downy looking c#nt who annoys complete strangers by putting confectionery on their head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Tbf there's a difference between BAAANTTAAAAHHHRRRRR with your mates and being a downy looking c#nt who annoys complete strangers by putting confectionery on their head. really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Johnson Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 People enjoying themselves at football! Whatever next! Lighten up for **** sake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Well, that's just cheered me right up. That's the spirit, old-timer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 All this just goes to show what utter *****s go to football these days. It's sh*t, over priced nonsense attended by people you'd avoid in other scenarios. They're either wacky, banter types trying to be characters, helmets acting like c*cks or know I talks who think they're experts and spend their whole time commenting on the game, slagging off the players or banging on about what this player should have done or how the tactics are wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pastor Patrón Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 really? ZOMG how outrageous?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 ZOMG how outrageous?!!! yep. Guess you're right. Down's syndrome is not only hilarious but also we should all work hard to ensure that 'downy' is firmly fixed in our lexicon as a pejorative term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pastor Patrón Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 yep. Guess you're right. Down's syndrome is not only hilarious but also we should all work hard to ensure that 'downy' is firmly fixed in our lexicon as a pejorative term. Lol you're such a try hard. One day mate you'll get me, one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Lol you're such a try hard. One day mate you'll get me, one day. I think I get you pretty well PP. It's hardly complicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Tbf there's a difference between BAAANTTAAAAHHHRRRRR with your mates and being a downy looking c#nt who annoys complete strangers by putting confectionery on their head. Why do you do it then? :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Really? You are a fúucking melt if that's true. Yep. We were 6-0 up and i was surrounded by people in f*cking stitches whilst they filmed a gimp run around the stand placing a mars bar on people's heads, it went on and on and on. So i called it a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Yep. We were 6-0 up and i was surrounded by people in f*cking stitches whilst they filmed a gimp run around the stand placing a mars bar on people's heads, it went on and on and on. So i called it a day. Blimey, I would have just gone down stairs there were plenty of empty seats, and no silliness going on. ................ Or did you know the Cone Trolls were going to be out closing all the main routes South and certain to bugger up your trip home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Posted 24 September, 2015 Share Posted 24 September, 2015 Blimey, I would have just gone down stairs there were plenty of empty seats, and no silliness going on. ................ Or did you know the Cone Trolls were going to be out closing all the main routes South and certain to bugger up your trip home I did try that, but was no way down to the bottom from the top! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlakeySFC Posted 25 September, 2015 Share Posted 25 September, 2015 I saw a few videos of this and found it utterly pathetic as well, moronic kiddy 'humour' of the lowest common denominator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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