Saints Expelled from Playoffs

[Saint_clark]

Just now, Saint86 said:

😂😂😂 Had they really build themselves up to exactly half past that much?

[Leighsterrr]

12 minutes ago, saintant said:

Boro forum has gone awfully quiet. They're probably all counting down the seconds to 12.30.

Whether they can count correctly though...

[saintant]

Boro fans gonna be like Jehovah Witnesses predicting the end of the world. Now 12.30 has gone they'll be coming up with a new time.

[Mattio]

[kwsaint]

1 minute ago, saintant said:

Boro fans gonna be like Jehovah Witnesses predicting the end of the world. Now 12.30 has gone they'll be coming up with a new time.

Can someone suggest it’s 1230 UTC so they have an hour to wait?

[Challenger]

I pulled on my incontinence panties ready for the Boro predicted 12.30 statement. Guess I will have to take them back off now.

[Pamplemousse]

I'd be slightly more sympathetic if it wasn't for their moronic fans

[Sheaf Saint]

5 minutes ago, Saint86 said:

[Addict54]

Right, this is good because now can we all finally agree that every single thing that boro fans, their tinpot club, the print media and every “pundit” with a criminal record have said on this whole sorry saga is just made up. 

[Sunglasses Ron]

Yeah isn't Middlesbrough in a different time zone? Maybe 13:30 our time?

Edited yesterday at 11:38 by Sunglasses Ron

[Sheaf Saint]

Just now, Sunglasses Ron said:

Yeah isn't Middlesbrough in a different time zone? Maybe 13:30 our time?

Yeah they're about 40 years behind us I think.

[Miltonaggro]

3 minutes ago, saintant said:

Boro fans gonna be like Jehovah Witnesses predicting the end of the world. Now 12.30 has gone they'll be coming up with a new time.

Or perhaps go the way of a similar Doomsday Cult,  the Peoples' Temple, and collectively drink the Gibbo Aid.

[Saint86]

7 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

Good news guys, once all this nonsense is over we get to talk about transfer rumours for a few months. 

What we need to do is submit lowball offers for the likes of Malanda and Hackney all summer, but offer them silly wages. Will properly piss of boro 😁

Edited yesterday at 11:40 by Saint86

[beatlesaint]

They are basically clinging to anybody's word that aligns with what they want to hear, similar to when we were in administration and hoping/waiting for something positive. 

At some point you would think they'd wake up to the fact they are being fed bullshit.  

[Lard]

1 minute ago, Challenger said:

I pulled on my incontinence panties ready for the Boro predicted 12.30 statement. Guess I will have to take them back off now.

Welcome to my world. 
I deliberately changed my colostomy bag to a fresh one with more capacity in preparation. 
go figure. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[leeham_69]

9 minutes ago, Saint86 said:

this is honestly a hall-of-famer for me. so good. 

[skintsaint]

10 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

😂😂😂 Had they really build themselves up to exactly half past that much?

Mentalists.

[Ted Bates Statue]

10 minutes ago, saintant said:

Boro fans gonna be like Jehovah Witnesses predicting the end of the world. Now 12.30 has gone they'll be coming up with a new time.

Reminds me of the Paul Allen Takeover Saga from twenty years ago. It was always dickheads pretending to be ITK, secret private messages and something big happening on the 32nd of whatever.

Some of it has to be coming from our own lot on the wind-up, doing the same old shit to them... if Boro are so desperate to lap it up, why not?

 

2 minutes ago, leeham_69 said:

this is honestly a hall-of-famer for me. so good. 

We have had fifteen years of just Stephen and Lee Crump brandishing their season tickets for the Echo photoshoot, followed by barely anything until this. There's been an absolute torrent of memes and we need to preserve all of this for the internet history books.

Edited yesterday at 11:47 by Ted Bates Statue

[sockeye]

The moment when the penny drops will be glorious

[SW11_Saint]

12 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

Good news guys, once all this nonsense is over we get to talk about transfer rumours for a few months. 

And kits… 😂

[bpsaint]

[Toussaint]

Someone get this on the Boro forum.

[sockeye]

2 minutes ago, sockeye said:

The moment when the penny drops will be glorious

Alternatively, maybe it won’t. The team bus will be on its way to Leeds and Boro will convince themselves it will divert towards to Bradford

[Miltonaggro]

Their constant bullshit reminded me of this skit by the late great RW - Gibbo Gaddafi 'you cross this line, you die!' 

 

 

[OldNick]

36 minutes ago, Pamplemousse said:

Alfie House on Twitter says 'probably tomorrow' RE verdict

oh ffs

[USaintA]

I think I need new glasses. Instead of "spygate" I've been reading the title of this thread as, "Southgate".

I thought this was over 110 pages of Saints fans discussing Gareth Southgate as our new manager. 

Phew! What a relief!

[for_heaven's_Saint]

1 hour ago, Convict Colony said:

biggest lesson in all of this is to not include interns in manager of the month pics

Would’ve been a bit harsh to leave him out after his ‘analysis’ helped us win all those games 😉

[wild-saint]

my feeling is that there will be a leak before the official release to brace people for the decision. Sky sports understands type stuff. 

[Pamplemousse]

4 minutes ago, wild-saint said:

my feeling is that there will be a leak before the official release to brace people for the decision. Sky sports understands type stuff. 

Hopefully someone on a Hull forum who's been told the final is definitely going ahead on Saturday as planned.

Their ticket sales are continuing as normal, as have ours today.

Edited yesterday at 11:57 by Pamplemousse

[RedArmy]

Are we even sure the hearing has started? 
 

Didn’t the EFL say it would take place on or before tomorrow. 
 

Fairly sure the rumour of it starting Friday came from Boro fans. 

[Osvaldorama]

They said the hearing would be Tuesday. 
 

Dunno why anyone’s getting excited.

[Smirking_Saint]

5 minutes ago, wild-saint said:

my feeling is that there will be a leak before the official release to brace people for the decision. Sky sports understands type stuff. 

Hopefully the leak doesn’t come from our side, probably wouldn’t be a great look

[CB Fry]

1 minute ago, RedArmy said:

Are we even sure the hearing has started? 
 

Didn’t the EFL say it would take place on or before tomorrow. 
 

Fairly sure the rumour of it starting Friday came from Boro fans. 

I think Alfie House reported it starting on Friday, I don't think that is in doubt.

I feel pretty certain that by the back end of today - 4 or 5pm they will announce whatever they have decided I think.

[Smirking_Saint]

Just now, Osvaldorama said:

They said the hearing would be Tuesday. 
 

Dunno why anyone’s getting excited.

The hearing started Friday, they have until Tuesday to make a decision 

[Tom & Gerry]

This is taking longer than VAR.

[SW11_Saint]

16 minutes ago, leeham_69 said:

this is honestly a hall-of-famer for me. so good. 

Waiting for ‘the rapture’ (Boro-style)

[CB Fry]

1 minute ago, Osvaldorama said:

They said the hearing would be Tuesday. 
 

Dunno why anyone’s getting excited.

they said it would complete on or before then, never said it would start then.

[Osvaldorama]

Just now, Smirking_Saint said:

The hearing started Friday, they have until Tuesday to make a decision 

Ah that makes more sense then. 
 

Still not concerned. An inter hiding behind a tree with an iPhone doesn’t warrant being kicked out. Would be mental 

[skintsaint]

1 minute ago, Tom & Gerry said:

This is taking longer than VAR.

Not quite!

[RedArmy]

1 minute ago, CB Fry said:

they said it would complete on or before then, never said it would start then.

“The Independent Disciplinary Commission hearing will take place on or before Tuesday, 19 May.” 

[Saint NL]

1 minute ago, Tom & Gerry said:

This is taking longer than VAR.

Not even VAR takes the weekend off ffs

[Leighsterrr]

2 minutes ago, Tom & Gerry said:

This is taking longer than VAR.

VAR has never gone our way so I hope the similarity ends there

[saintant]

Just now, Saint NL said:

Not even VAR takes the weekend off ffs

No they don't, unfortunately.

[Willo of Whiteley]

30 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

Good news guys, once all this nonsense is over we get to talk about transfer rumours for a few months. 

Cheeky £5m bid for Hayden Hackney.

[Francis1947]

13 minutes ago, wild-saint said:

my feeling is that there will be a leak before the official release to brace people for the decision. Sky sports understands type stuff. 

Hopefully not in Challengers incontinence pants 😶

[saintant]

13 minutes ago, wild-saint said:

my feeling is that there will be a leak before the official release to brace people for the decision. Sky sports understands type stuff. 

Do you mean in Challenger's incontinence pants? 

[egg]

52 minutes ago, Pamplemousse said:

Alfie House on Twitter says 'probably tomorrow' RE verdict

Makes sense. 3 day hearing Friday to Sunday, today to deliberate and write decision, tomorrow to publish. 

[saintant]

Just now, Francis1947 said:

Hopefully not in Challengers incontinence pants 😶

You beat me to it.

[sadoldgit]

9 minutes ago, Tom & Gerry said:

This is taking longer than VAR.

Perhaps a decision had been made but it has been referred to VAR?

[for_heaven's_Saint]

6 minutes ago, Willo of Whiteley said:

Cheeky £5m bid for Hayden Hackney.

I know a guy who could get a peak at his Boro contract to see his release clause.