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He's on...

 

Doesn't know why they were lethargic, sending off harsh "no more than a booking - I am beginning to feel like Kenny Dalglish over the last month, any mistake we're getting burnt and punished for". Still had a go at 10 men. Luck is deserting us. Criticising his own players now, saying they should have known what would happen as they were prepared. Getting spiky with interviewer now "that's a silly question" when Herdman had the temerity to say "Is it fair to say Adriano Basso had a quiet day?". Responds with "How many saves did Jamie have to make?". Interviewer named good chance for Hull. "What's your point?" was the response from Cotterill.

 

Now he's getting blunt with Herdman about injury to Dave Kitson and talk of emergency loan.

 

He totally contradicted himself by saying they didn't have enough cutting edge and then got sh1tty when the interviewer asked about their lack of efforts on goal, lolz.

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Clot's answers in advance :

Red card = bent ref !

Goal against = offside/foul !

Overall play = we wos better team !

Teams above = about to 'fizzle' out !

Zero shots on target = somebody must have shifted the goalposts !!

 

Message to the Russkie Mafia bays - please don't sack him, we just love him, we do !!!!

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He's on...

 

Doesn't know why they were lethargic, sending off harsh "no more than a booking - I am beginning to feel like Kenny Dalglish over the last month, any mistake we're getting burnt and punished for". Still had a go at 10 men. Luck is deserting us. Criticising his own players now, saying they should have known what would happen as they were prepared. Getting spiky with interviewer now "that's a silly question" when Herdman had the temerity to say "Is it fair to say Adriano Basso had a quiet day?". Responds with "How many saves did Jamie have to make?". Interviewer named good chance for Hull. "What's your point?" was the response from Cotterill.

 

Now he's getting blunt with Herdman about injury to Dave Kitson and talk of emergency loan.

 

He totally contradicted himself by saying they didn't have enough cutting edge and then got sh1tty when the interviewer asked about their lack of efforts on goal, lolz.

 

Sounds like the last acts of a desparate man.

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Cotterill said: “I was disappointed with the sending off. I thought that was a bit harsh. Luke got a bit of a nudge before he went in and clipped the lad on the shin, but it’s not studs up and the lad got straight up afterwards and shook hands with him.

 

“It’s maybe a booking, but it’s not a straight red. The referee was very quick with the red card.

 

“We seem to be getting punished for everything at the moment. But we have to learn from this, because we can’t let it keep happening with the size of our squad.”

 

Pompey will be hoping to have Dave Kitson available for Blackpool’s visit on Saturday. He pulled out of the trip to Hull with sore ribs.

 

Sore ribs eh must be from all the laughing at Cotterills post match interviews.

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Big test coming up for CSI.

 

Snottrill clearly has to go.

 

So the big question, will it be a dent in their budget for the year or the brakes on his company car failing as they were filled with cement?

 

We moaned about the split between NC & AP, but NC came out of that by finding us NA. Clearly he had some help with that, good experienced footballing people with a lot of contacts who knew the type of manager they needed for their vision.

 

Time to sit back and see what CSI do, who their friends are, old school or new school. Can they pay him off AND afford a new big bucks name.

 

No idea what'll happen, but I know it's gonna be fun to watch

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Those damn, cheating referees! Always got it in for poor old plucky Pompey. Never give them the chance to play properly and show what they can do.

 

I guess the press conference will go something like that.

 

http://audioboo.fm/boos/474263-steve-cotterill-speaks-to-bbc-radio-solent-following-pompey-s-1-0-defeat-to-hull-city

 

Yes indeed. :lol:

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Clotterrill is a complete tit in that interview, tediously predictable responses... particularly the red card. I'm looking forward to seeing that one in the highlights - no doubt Varney received "a little nudge before" and that he "just clipped him". Funny how no players rush to the ref in protest but poor Steve can't see sense, and has a brain the size of his hairy, chavvy belly button.

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Clotterrill is a complete tit in that interview, tediously predictable responses... particularly the red card. I'm looking forward to seeing that one in the highlights - no doubt Varney received "a little nudge before" and that he "just clipped him". Funny how no players rush to the ref in protest but poor Steve can't see sense, and has a brain the size of his hairy, chavvy belly button.

 

He's actually bl**dy rude, Herdman was more than reasonable with his questioning (IMHO) and yet he responded as if he'd somehow been insulted !!

I'm not a great fan of Nigel's interviewing style but at least he always shows common courtesy and respect !

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He's actually bl**dy rude, Herdman was more than reasonable with his questioning (IMHO) and yet he responded as if he'd somehow been insulted !!

I'm not a great fan of Nigel's interviewing style but at least he always shows common courtesy and respect !

 

He is without doubt extremely rude and obnoxious. Manners cost nothing and he doesn't have any.

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I have deluded skate mates who tell me we are winning because no one has seen us play and we will fade away when we get found out - presumably they don't see highlights in Nottingham or Birmingham....

 

If the few knew that we haven't even been in top gear yet they would be even more worried.

 

None of them seem ready to accept we have built a better side than them, on less money, better coached, and are tonight top of the table on merit.

Is it to much to expect a reality check to the east and some acceptance that we are the only team in Hampshire at the moment?

Sometimes you just have to accept reality - don't you?

 

I think it's seven months too early to get excited about the whole season, but we have made a decent start towards a top ten finish - and that 12 point gap could take 10 games and a massive change in fortunes to turnaround.

 

I see no way back for pompey, but we should campaign to keep Cotterill in charge as long as possible - unless the prossie-bothering relegation specialist is about.

We still owe him - he keeps getting sacked before we can get at him.

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I have deluded skate mates who tell me we are winning because no one has seen us play and we will fade away when we get found out - presumably they don't see highlights in Nottingham or Birmingham....

 

If the few knew that we haven't even been in top gear yet they would be even more worried.

 

None of them seem ready to accept we have built a better side than them, on less money, better coached, and are tonight top of the table on merit.

Is it to much to expect a reality check to the east and some acceptance that we are the only team in Hampshire at the moment?

Sometimes you just have to accept reality - don't you?

 

I think it's seven months too early to get excited about the whole season, but we have made a decent start towards a top ten finish - and that 12 point gap could take 10 games and a massive change in fortunes to turnaround.

 

I see no way back for pompey, but we should campaign to keep Cotterill in charge as long as possible - unless the prossie-bothering relegation specialist is about.

We still owe him - he keeps getting sacked before we can get at him.

 

Great post as always lol :lol:

 

And here's something for amusement, just to wrap up a superb weekend - one of the most hollow and amusing on-pitch announcements since Delia asked "Where are you?": http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8656390.stm

 

"If anyone wants a lesson on passion, commitment and loyalty, Fratton Park is the place" :lol:

 

Says Avram, at WHU one month later to the fans, who have unashamedly deserted the club in their droves since administration. :lol:

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well I look forward to a Paxman-style probing interview from the ruthless Sally Taylor, firstly getting to the bottom of their business reputation, then their plans - which seem to mainly involve saying they are going to try and buy some land off a bloke who has them by the short and curlies.

The child-maimer has waited for this day - its name any price you fancy time!

Hopefully we can also expect a full committment to retaining Cotterill as long as possible.

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well I look forward to a Paxman-style probing interview from the ruthless Sally Taylor, firstly getting to the bottom of their business reputation, then their plans - which seem to mainly involve saying they are going to try and buy some land off a bloke who has them by the short and curlies.

The child-maimer has waited for this day - its name any price you fancy time!

Hopefully we can also expect a full committment to retaining Cotterill as long as possible.

 

At least it is not Meridian with Fred the fish doing the interview, sucking up to them.

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Apparently, the two Russians are going to be interviewed on South Today tonight.

 

Fantastic news! It will be great to hear of all the revolutionary changes going on down at nottarf, such as fixing the toilets, patching up the leaky roof etc...

 

It will also be good to hear from the Russian Mafias mouths that the charities have NOT, and will NOT be paid...

 

The south today best tread carefully though, they dont want the Russian mafia breathing down there necks, it is clear to see the effect it is having on poor old clotteril these days... the mans losing his marbles, shaking under fear of his life, wondering when they will come and pay him a visit...

 

Any tough questions will be dodged by the simple diversion tatic of the russians calmly placing there revolvers on the table, and large men standing in front of all exit points...

 

It would be nice if they can detail the five year plan they have mentioned, unless all they have to say is 'no new stadium for five years'...

 

a vote of confidence for stevie clotters? or the black spot?

 

will they acknowledge the greatest fans on earth? the magnificent 8k ST holders who pay for TBH outright? Or the fabulous 200 that made the trip to Hull on the weekend to see another red card performance?

 

Im struggling to think of anything positive they can say other than fan-pandering b*llocks and PR guff, if they can grasp the English language that is...

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joking aside, South Today will now have loads of pompey fans contacting them with questions to put to the owners so if it does turn into a fluffy little PR event that is well out of order.

They should be asking serious questions about the small creditors, the CVA, the state of the team, the ground etc.

These guys have had months to come up with solutions, they should now properly update their customers, even if there are only a handful of them.

Vague promises about being confident of 'trying to buy' a bit of land and the standard stuff about an academy would make the interview a little like a Cotterill league campaign - mostly pointless.

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Well the yokels are getting restless over on their board. Apparently Clotterill has to go. A couple of the more intelligent ones reckon Adkins would be a good replacement.... We can but laugh.

 

It seems the ruskies see the youth as the way forward. I'm not sure stevie boy agrees, but lets hope they find some middle ground and he gets to keep his job. I would hate to miss out on my 5.55pm Saturday entertainment.

 

I see he wants to appeal against the latest red. Poor old plucky little pompey.

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joking aside, South Today will now have loads of pompey fans contacting them with questions to put to the owners so if it does turn into a fluffy little PR event that is well out of order.

They should be asking serious questions about the small creditors, the CVA, the state of the team, the ground etc.

These guys have had months to come up with solutions, they should now properly update their customers, even if there are only a handful of them.

Vague promises about being confident of 'trying to buy' a bit of land and the standard stuff about an academy would make the interview a little like a Cotterill league campaign - mostly pointless.

 

Unfortunately for their 'fans', it seems the programme was pre-recorded so probably no opportunity for 'fans' questions.

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Unfortunately for their 'fans', it seems the programme was pre-recorded so probably no opportunity for 'fans' questions.

 

haha

 

Now there's a surprise.

 

Let's all have a guess at how long it will be before the Russkies plan an interview on Solent and the fans can email their questions in. (As NC did)

 

I'll start - about 5 years?

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Unfortunately for their 'fans', it seems the programme was pre-recorded so probably no opportunity for 'fans' questions.

 

Even if it wasn't you can bet your bottom dollar that all questions would have been vetted prior to going on air.

 

There is far too much muck to rake over and the new owners will not want to put anything but a positive light on the club, so there is no way the questions would be 'open house'.

 

Shouldn't really pre-judge the owners - it will be interesting to hear what they have to say. Hopefully we (and the Pompey fans) will actually find out what their intended plans for the club are. It appears to have been a very long time from taking charge to responding to the fans and the media in general - should be interesting.

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hahahahahahah

 

"In the past six-or-seven years around half-a-billion pounds was moving around the club," Dubov told BBC South Today.

 

"But we don't even have proper toilets in the stadium... this was a nonsense."

 

The Russian continued: "What we can promise is that that will not happen with us."

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hahahahahahah

 

"In the past six-or-seven years around half-a-billion pounds was moving around the club," Dubov told BBC South Today.

 

"But we don't even have proper toilets in the stadium... this was a nonsense."

 

The Russian continued: "What we can promise is that that will not happen with us."

 

I thought the stadium WAS a toilet?

 

Probably the only reason "that will not happen with us.." is they are already preparing their exit strategy!

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hahahahahahah

 

"In the past six-or-seven years around half-a-billion pounds was moving around the club," Dubov told BBC South Today.

 

"But we don't even have proper toilets in the stadium... this was a nonsense."

 

The Russian continued: "What we can promise is that that will not happen with us."

 

A couple of 'toilet traders'? (say in mock Withnail and I accents)

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"But we don't even have proper toilets in the stadium... this was a nonsense."

 

The Russian continued: "What we can promise is that that will not happen with us."

 

Not sure what he's promising to be fair, is he promising that they will still not have proper toilets?

 

Glad to see they've downsized to a stadium from an arena now!

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Well for starters it would sort of be nice to have a manager who can see the same game as every other c**t on the planet,:x

 

I'll have you know that we are very happy with your manager.

 

His predecessor was great as well.

 

As were the couple before him.

 

;)

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"We want to see a proper football club with a business structure inside. In all aspects of the club, from the commercial side to the academy"

 

Better look west then

 

They did and Bournemouth said show us the money! couple of chancers,the only hope for the skates is that they have a dirty 50 million and are happy to turn it into a "clean" 20 million

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teh media told me he was bravely doing a fine job in tough cirumstances though.

 

Indeed. I like many others are all for equal opportunities and the like but from his reading of the game it appears he may be several million photoreceptors short of working eyeballs. Fully expect some 'except for guide dog' notices to be going up in their offices soon.

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