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saint lard

saint lard

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When your sat about to go on a 10 hour flight with your husband and you find out hes been cheating.. @chazaustin10 you *****!!!

 

 

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saint lard

saint lard

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I can't find the tweet.

 

Has it been withdrawn?

 

Do you have a link?

 

Been deleted from timeline just now.

They've been in Barbados on hols.

 

 

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Greenridge

Greenridge

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Been deleted from timeline just now.

They've been in Barbados on hols.

 

 

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And looking at the tweets all seems rosey? Did you dream it?

Pamplemousse

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Surely cheating in a different sense? They have kids, I very much doubt she'd publicise it on social media just like that.

 

Saints fans doing 2 + 2 and getting 5 again.

CB Fry

CB Fry

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Surely cheating in a different sense? They have kids, I very much doubt she'd publicise it on social media just like that.

 

Saints fans doing 2 + 2 and getting 5 again.

Blimey.

 

It's pretty obvious what that tweet meant. There is only one type of cheating that would result in a tweet like that.

 

The fact they have kids explains why she quickly deleted it.

iansums

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Someone told me about Austin playing away from home during the ManU game, came from a reliable non-football source. I didn't post anything as I thought it was inappropriate, probably the only time I will ever be ITK.

angelman

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I'm a bit old fashioned, but it seems that Bianca posts 3 crying smilies, while Chas does the same (only 2). Is this the modern way relationships work, you tweet about it?

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CB Fry

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He cheated at a game of Monopoly whilst in the boarding lounge of the airport.

 

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I've no idea where you get this reputation as a insular computer game geek with absolutely no grasp of human behaviour.

max_saints

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Two things about modern society:

 

The need to 'tweet' about everything

How people jump on anything and everything they read on the net and make their own FACT conclusions about it

Raging Bull

Raging Bull

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Someone told me about Austin playing away from home during the ManU game, came from a reliable non-football source. I didn't post anything as I thought it was inappropriate, probably the only time I will ever be ITK.

 

Don't worry mate, maybe next time.

benjii

benjii

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I always have a stringent game of Monopoly at the airport before any flight. If we haven't finished by boarding time I tell the captain to ruddy well wait until we have.

hutch

hutch

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Good god that's unforgivable.

 

She used "your" instead of "you're" and "hes" needs an apostrophe.

Not to mention sat.

Saint Albert

Saint Albert

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That was about as funny as an ingrown toenail. What a daft thing to tweet about. And of course, it has made the news in the bastion of British journalism (the Sun), so now the whole country can see how hard it is to write simple sentences in English.

angelman

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Social media is pathetic. Cheating at monopoly. Why bother talking about it, and why does the internet jump all over it.

 

I think it is the modern version of humour. Or maybe it is more the case that in the old days, those people who thought that they were being funny when they really weren't, had no avenue to express how unfunny they were being.

benjii

benjii

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****ing social media. Giving a platform to muppets to clutter the internet up with their inane and ill-informed views.

 

I much prefer footy boards.

angelman

angelman

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The problem with footy boards is when muppets bring inane social media drivel on to the forum. As for ill-informed views, do you disagree with Hatch's about her baps? I thought he was quite well informed.

benjii

benjii

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The problem with footy boards is when muppets bring inane social media drivel on to the forum. As for ill-informed views, do you disagree with Hatch's about her baps? I thought he was quite well informed.

 

I'll conduct some investigations in due course. I may be gone some time.

31GARRY

31GARRY

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She seems to have a great pair of tits

 

Is it a great pair of tits or a pair of great tits? Just asked the Mrs and after looking at Mrs Austins tits she said when that Bikini top comes off it looks like she has a pair of droopers. How do I tell the Mrs her tits look like a snooker ball in a sock?

Lighthouse

Lighthouse

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HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

 

And we all fell for it.

 

Probably a bit bored and decided to have a laff at the medias expense.

 

I don't see how making a large number of people think your marriage is on the rocks is at anyone's expense but hers and her families TBH.

 

I don't really care what goes on in our players private lives, so long as it doesn't affect what happens on the pitch. The fact that she deleted it, then put something up about Monopoly seems more like an awkward cover up to me. I'd assume they'd be playing it on a iPad, in which case how would he be cheating anyway.

 

All in all a daft thing to post, whatever her motivation.

angelman

angelman

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Is it a great pair of tits or a pair of great tits? Just asked the Mrs and after looking at Mrs Austins tits she said when that Bikini top comes off it looks like she has a pair of droopers. How do I tell the Mrs her tits look like a snooker ball in a sock?

 

Definitely a great pair of tits.

 

This is a pair of great tits........

 

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They are very pretty but not quite the same thing.

CB Fry

CB Fry

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Austin's missus has come up with a "simple misunderstanding but with HILARIOUS consequences" cover story so implausible that it wouldn't be out of place in an 1980's sitcom starring Windsor Davies and Nigel Havers.

 

Fair play to the honourable members of this forum that have swallowed it. The papers fair enough, it's just a bit of clickbait churnalism but hats off Saintswebbers.

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