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It’s okay, we just need to think of some new, off the field categories as a distraction.

  • Player with the crappest tattoos
  • Player with the tackiest jewellery 
  • Player with the WAG with the most Onlyfans subscribers
  • Player with the most press super injunctions
  • Player with the most convictions for motoring offences
  • Player with the lowest IQ
  • Player with the most generic post match interview cliches.
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32 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

It’s okay, we just need to think of some new, off the field categories as a distraction.

  • Player with the crappest tattoos
  • Player with the tackiest jewellery 
  • Player with the WAG with the most Onlyfans subscribers
  • Player with the most press super injunctions
  • Player with the most convictions for motoring offences
  • Player with the lowest IQ
  • Player with the most generic post match interview cliches.

Player with most outrageous hairstyle??

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2 minutes ago, LGTL said:

“Lyanco, Lyanco, Lyanco” can see it now. 

We have the team some of our home support deserves. 

Southampton ‘til I die ringing our around the stadium

a few people crying, a “we’ll be back cardboard” sign 

few fatties in saints shirts enthusiastically clapping the lads off. 
 

it’ll be wonderful 

 

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1 minute ago, Turkish said:

Southampton ‘til I die ringing our around the stadium

a few people crying, a “we’ll be back cardboard” sign 

few fatties in saints shirts enthusiastically clapping the lads off. 
 

it’ll be wonderful 

 

I’ll be happy if I get my foam hand signed

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Just now, Paul Chuckle said:

Saints Voice Representative of the season

Most away fans in the home end of the season 

Favourite away fan item allowed into the stadium

 

Most irritating out of town fan? Saint Rob from Twitterverse surely takes that crown. 

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11 minutes ago, LGTL said:

Most irritating out of town fan? Saint Rob from Twitterverse surely takes that crown. 

He wins but Andrew “controversial opinions is my middle name” has been consistently a massive whopper for years 

 

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Would be nice if we had fans who would get in the faces of these utter bastards and give them some but no I concur, they’ll probably be clapped. Ditto the “we’ll be back” placards.

Irrespective, even if we tried to have a go, the lopsided stewarding team manning 50 cals would probably open up on our own anyway.

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1 hour ago, LGTL said:

Most irritating out of town fan? Saint Rob from Twitterverse surely takes that crown. 

 

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

He wins but Andrew “controversial opinions is my middle name” has been consistently a massive whopper for years 

 

You’ve pretty much echoed my thoughts there.

Both as big muppets as each other. 

Fortunately I discovered the mute button. There’s a core of Twitter idiots nowadays.

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Couple of random thoughts:

Will they announce Bazunu as Pompey Player of The Year 2022/23 pitchside before the Liverpool game?

Aribo going round the pitch after the LIverpool game applauding the fans will probably be the quickest most of us have seen him move all season.

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It was a pretty poor response last season, also v Liverpool.

Not sure they’ll have the gall to hold one this year. If they do then Rasmus should lead it so we can offer our “appreciation “ for his inspirational leadership 

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I’ve composed a song for Selles, when I have another 30 seconds I intend to do one for Rambo Wankerson.

to the tune of “we’ve got Selles”

A 1-2- a 1-2-3-4 🎶 

Reuben Selles 

Reuben Selles

we just don’t think you understood 

y’were s’posed to keep us up

you really fucked it up 

goodbye (or fuck of) Reuben Selles


Should it be the Spotify global success I anticipate I will buy Haaland 

 © toussaint 2023

 

 

 

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Does anyone remember back at the Dell there was always a pitch invasion last game of the season and the players would come up into the director box. One year fans started ripping up the pitch and throwing lumps of turf at at the players. I seem to remember it all being quite good natured but it was reported as angry fans pelting players with lumps of mud and after that they banned pitch invasions.

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On 30/04/2023 at 18:04, Turkish said:

He wins but Andrew “controversial opinions is my middle name” has been consistently a massive whopper for years 

 

I think it might just be a sign that this season has really got to me, but his use of "Prowsey" twice in one tweet makes me feel nauseous. He's not your mate.

2 hours ago, Pamplemousse said:

Given how long it takes to get out of the ground if you're near the back of the Northam, I'd probably still be in the stadium when they come round with the lap of honour

The club will find a way to angle a photo of Selles in front of the stairs when it is queueing to leave so it looks like a full block is applauding him.

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The best statement of fans discontent for this diabolical season is for everyone to leave the stadium on 85 minutes for the final game.

Parading to a stadium with no Saints fans is a more powerful statement than just booing. Embarrassing for you the club and players and might just give them a taste of the embarrassment fans have had to endure for pretty much the entire season.

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12 hours ago, Mltburger said:

The best statement of fans discontent for this diabolical season is for everyone to leave the stadium on 85 minutes for the final game.

Parading to a stadium with no Saints fans is a more powerful statement than just booing. Embarrassing for you the club and players and might just give them a taste of the embarrassment fans have had to endure for pretty much the entire season.

It’s empty after 85 minutes most weeks anyway 

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9 hours ago, Turkish said:

It’s empty after 85 minutes most weeks anyway 

I'll be there down the front singing southampton till i die , hopefully if ground is empty it will increase the chances of my MOUSSA DJENEPO CAN I HAVE YOUR SHIRT sign getting noticed 

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