Rockcliffe Hall is on Booking.com

[benjii]

And you can cancel without charge up to 3 days before you arrive.

 

Just sharing in case anyone needs somewhere to stay. 

[Saintinnot]

I've made a booking for a week in July, but got an awful feeling something will crop up work wise 4 days before which will sadly prevent me from going !

[Badger]

18 minutes ago, Saintinnot said:

I've made a booking for a week in July, but got an awful feeling something will crop up work wise 4 days before which will sadly prevent me from going !

Don’t give them your credit card details though. 

[trousers]

Cheers for the heads up... My imaginary cricket team were looking for somewhere to stay in the north east next month as it happens...

[Miltonaggro]

Tripadvisor could be fun

[Dman]

They deleted the google reviews

[Willo of Whiteley]

1 hour ago, Badger said:

Don’t give them your credit card details though. 

Or be spotted carrying any form of phone 😂

[RedArmy]

When do they start their pre season training? 
 

I might book a room in Will Salts name. 

[benjii]

W. Salt.

J. Bond

I. Gadget

G. Ibbo

M. Boro

Yurak  Hunt 

[Weston Super Saint]

39 minutes ago, RedArmy said:

When do they start their pre season training? 
 

I might book a room in Will Salts name. 

It'll be after us now they've made it to the PL surely?

[SNSUN]

13 minutes ago, benjii said:

W. Salt.

J. Bond

I. Gadget

G. Ibbo

M. Boro

Yurak  Hunt 

Osama Bin Oculars

[Sheaf Saint]

1 hour ago, RedArmy said:

When do they start their pre season training? 
 

I might book a room in Will Salts name. 

"I'm Saltacus!"

[Southner]

I hear Ivana Sneak is looking for somewhere to host some business related business. 

[benjii]

I Peep-Freeleigh 

[Southner]

Anita Hyde.

[Sparkkyy]

I’ve heard that Perry Scope has just booked an entire floor 

[benjii]

Some interest from Chinese guests too. In particular,

Mr Lu Kay-Ling.

[Southner]

3 minutes ago, benjii said:

I Peep-Freeleigh 

Is he related to Isee Freeleigh? 

[Southner]

1 minute ago, benjii said:

Some interest from Chinese guests too. In particular,

Mr Lu Kay-Ling.

I think he knows Jus won-Luk. 

[Graffito]

Seymour Salt.

[SNSUN]

Visitors to Rockcliffe Hall in recent weeks have been complaining about the food.

"It's so bland," said one rich prick, "it needed some seasoning".

Management responded to these claims by saying it was out of their hands, ever since they removed salt from the building.

Guests have also been complaining about the noise coming from the nearby grounds. 

"How am I supposed to have an afternoon nap," said another rich prick, "when all I can hear someone yell is "For fucks sake Strelec, put it in the back of the fucking net!"

[Colinjb]

5 minutes ago, Southner said:

I think he knows Jus won-Luk. 

His friend, Wan Foo Kall may also be interested. 

[trousers]

Hugh B. Ottlers

[Southner]

7 minutes ago, Colinjb said:

His friend, Wan Foo Kall may also be interested. 

Ah, his part Gerodie wife, Miss Cannas-Core is quite well known in these parts. 

[badgerx16]

Would it be appropriate to wear a Saints shirt to breakfast ?

[Matthew Le God]

I might pretend to be Mrs Richards and complain I can't see the training pitch from my bedroom window.

Edited 10 hours ago by Matthew Le God

[RedArmy]

Fifi Natuhorserace 
 

[Colinjb]

1 minute ago, badgerx16 said:

Would it be appropriate to wear a Saints shirt to breakfast ?

Just stay off your phone. 

[RedArmy]

Emma Tirum

[AlexLaw76]

Just booked under the name of gib o'wilsu yuh 

[Sparkkyy]

The guest WiFi has changed fyi.

ROCKLIFFE_GUEST_NOTSECURE

password:17shots0connections 

[suewhistle]

I read the title as Radclyffe Hall and got all excited..

[Challenger]

If someone does stay, don't forget to take a bag of frozen prawns and hide them throughout the premises, most effective during hot weather.

[SNSUN]

1 minute ago, Challenger said:

If someone does stay, don't forget to take a bag of frozen prawns and hide them throughout the premises, most effective during hot weather.

That's a waste of prawns. I'll just take the wife. 

[ChrisPY]

A (really emotional) man called ‘Kim’ has booked a room near gender neutral toilets.

[Cuddles]

"Very accomodating"

Dick D Byhull

[Sparkkyy]

Glad no one is considering pumping a few barrels of weedkiller into the irrigation water tank at the golf course. A pair of 17s 19s or 24s will probably be all you need. 

[Southner]

Ineedaf Ence is rumoured to be interested. 

[madge]

Soon to be a booking under Mr P Nesshead

[skintsaint]

B.Oddie

Edited 9 hours ago by skintsaint

[WinglessWonder]

1 hour ago, Matthew Le God said:

I might pretend to be Mrs Richards and complain I can't see the training pitch from my bedroom window.

May I ask what you expecting to see out of a hotel window next to the Middlesbrough training ground? The hanging gardens of Babylon maybe? Sydney opera house? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...? 🤔

[John Boy Saint]

I’m amazed the sarcastic whatsit who sorts our Golf weekends hasn’t sounded out a trip here to wind me up.

[Pilchards]

Dear Rockcliffe Hall.

We are looking at hiring out 15 rooms in August for some team bonding and some strength training in your hotel gym.

Would it also be possible to hire out your football facilities next door as we would like to keep them sharp for the season ahead.  We would be looking for over an HOUR as fitness is the key.

We have some keen golfers that would love to use your local golf course plus some staff are keen birdwatchers if you could recommend anywhere local for us to explore.

I’m also hoping you would be able to lay on a spread for the lads afterwards but nothing too salty as they will be on strict diets for the season ahead.

We look forward to hearing back from you soon.

Kind regards

Tonda Eckert.

 

Edited 6 hours ago by Pilchards

[Patrick Bateman]

Do they book rooms by the hour? 

[Saint Keef]

Two sweet old ladies have just booked a room there! Edna Clouds and Emma Royds.

Detective Inspector Drated (D.I. Drated) and WPC Laura Norder from the Hampshire Constabulary will be attending in the next few days to interview hotel staff about a large scale case of Perverting the Course of Justice.

Two senior members of the London Zoo Board of Directors have booked two rooms and a round of golf whilst there: a Mr G Raff and a Mr C Lyons.

Mike Rophone and his band are booked to play in the bar area there on Saturday. They recently had a minor hit in the charts with "I'm a Three Time Loser"

and finally, a Miss Anita Bush has applied to be a gardener within the grounds.

That's yer lot!  

[Saint Keef]

.....and it is also reported that, following a meeting with the Right Reverend Rufus Leaking, a certain Mr S Gibson of Muddlesbrough, has made a generous £10m donation to The Church of Latter Day Saints for necessary Church repairs.

[Farmer Saint]

I've sent three whores there to ask at reception for a Steve Gibson.