stevegrant Posted 23 December, 2014 Share Posted 23 December, 2014 Behold the car park to end all car parks. Surely an award winner to come... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 23 December, 2014 Share Posted 23 December, 2014 Lots of spaces... for fans that won't turn up anyway. A wise investment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 23 December, 2014 Share Posted 23 December, 2014 I'm sure it will look OK when it's finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 23 December, 2014 Share Posted 23 December, 2014 I'm sure it will look OK when it's finished. By all accounts that is the finished bestest car park in the whole world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 23 December, 2014 Share Posted 23 December, 2014 Seems a lot more gravel than tarmac, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz Posted 23 December, 2014 Share Posted 23 December, 2014 Couldn't afford to tarmac the lot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 Nice ****take in TUI From the moment I signed for Pompey I realised that this was the biggest club in the world with the bestest most passionate fans, that being the case I never intend to leave ever, Pompey is in my blood and i love the sound of a ringing bell and out of time drums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 Oh, and a very Merry Christmas and the bestest possible New Year to nutjobs everywhere :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 Behold the car park to end all car parks. Surely an award winner to come... [ATTACH=CONFIG]1489[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]1490[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]1491[/ATTACH] Nice to see they have put the players spaces nice and close to the bollards so they can park and get in quickly to avoid being mobbed by fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 There must be at least 20 spaces there. Thanks Tesco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katalinic Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 There must be at least 20 spaces there. Thanks Tesco �� Every expense spared by the looks of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warsash saint Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 Time for this old favourite from the Ugly Inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 As a very senior PST board member said to me yesterday "people are in denial about how bad things are". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 As a very senior PST board member said to me yesterday "people are in denial about how bad things are".[/quote) I wonder what he meant by that, I thought everything was honke dory in Pompey land with its all new shiney carpark and all. And a Merry Christmas fellow nut jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 As a very senior PST board member said to me yesterday "people are in denial about how bad things are".[/quote) I wonder what he meant by that, I thought everything was honke dory in Pompey land . Dory is absolutely spot on A blue fish with a 2 second memory - absolutely perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 Let all the bells ring out for Christmas, well, all but one of them. On the 25th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.... 130 million pounds written off, 35 million pounds included in false accounts presented to the high court, 13 million pounds of revenue for every home game, one million pensioners defrauded, 200,000 children maimed, an 80,000-seater Harbourdome with underwater Saab dealership, 40,000 litres of fatty water, 5,000 empty seats, 2,000 donations dressed up as shares, 800 misleading press statements, 48% ownership 25 parking spaces from Tesco, 20 unpaid players, 12 MPs-a-flopping, 11 mobility scooters, 10 points not deducted, 9 imaginary dockers-a-striking, 8 words a paragraph, 7 villainous heroes, 6 Avrams-a-laying, 5 dodgy owners, 4 recent administrations, 3 property developers, 2 unpaid CVAs and 1 point at Cheltenham Town! All the best for 2015 Nutjobs - with training ground work to be completed, fans still thinking they own shares, a stony silence over Tesco, percentages owned by property developers gently increasing and accounts still outstanding in the new era of transparency, the saga rolls on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 Let all the bells ring out for Christmas, well, all but one of them. On the 25th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.... 130 million pounds written off, 35 million pounds included in false accounts presented to the high court, 13 million pounds of revenue for every home game, one million pensioners defrauded, 200,000 children maimed, an 80,000-seater Harbourdome with underwater Saab dealership, 40,000 litres of fatty water, 5,000 empty seats, 2,000 donations dressed up as shares, 800 misleading press statements, 48% ownership 25 parking spaces from Tesco, 20 unpaid players, 12 MPs-a-flopping, 11 mobility scooters, 10 points not deducted, 9 imaginary dockers-a-striking, 8 words a paragraph, 7 villainous heroes, 6 Avrams-a-laying, 5 dodgy owners, 4 recent administrations, 3 property developers, 2 unpaid CVAs and 1 point at Cheltenham Town! All the best for 2015 Nutjobs - with training ground work to be completed, fans still thinking they own shares, a stony silence over Tesco, percentages owned by property developers gently increasing and accounts still outstanding in the new era of transparency, the saga rolls on.... Brilliant as ever Rallyboy....merry Christmas and a happy new year to you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Jim Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 Let all the bells ring out for Christmas, well, all but one of them. On the 25th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.... 130 million pounds written off, 35 million pounds included in false accounts presented to the high court, 13 million pounds of revenue for every home game, one million pensioners defrauded, 200,000 children maimed, an 80,000-seater Harbourdome with underwater Saab dealership, 40,000 litres of fatty water, 5,000 empty seats, 2,000 donations dressed up as shares, 800 misleading press statements, 48% ownership 25 parking spaces from Tesco, 20 unpaid players, 12 MPs-a-flopping, 11 mobility scooters, 10 points not deducted, 9 imaginary dockers-a-striking, 8 words a paragraph, 7 villainous heroes, 6 Avrams-a-laying, 5 dodgy owners, 4 recent administrations, 3 property developers, 2 unpaid CVAs and 1 point at Cheltenham Town! All the best for 2015 Nutjobs - with training ground work to be completed, fans still thinking they own shares, a stony silence over Tesco, percentages owned by property developers gently increasing and accounts still outstanding in the new era of transparency, the saga rolls on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 ---> Rallyboy Merry Christmas and a Nutjob New Year to one and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Neil Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 Obligatory birth year page post and a very Merry Christmas to all nutjobbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 Merry christmas nut jobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 Obligatory birth year page post and a very Merry Christmas to all nutjobbers. Is it me or does that make you just one year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 Behold the car park to end all car parks. Surely an award winner to come... [ATTACH=CONFIG]1489[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]1490[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]1491[/ATTACH]i assume the last photo is the players car park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 merry crimbo scummer kant's oh and you need not fret awfools after loaning a top class striker from a much bigger club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 merry crimbo scummer kant's oh and you need not fret awfools after loaning a top class striker from a much bigger club! at Christmas it is always the time to show a bit of compassion to the needy and weak minded, and so Happy Xmas Mack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 Merry Christmas everyone, here is to an eventful 2015! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 24 December, 2014 Share Posted 24 December, 2014 Merry Christmas Nujobs, lets hope for another year of laughs ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 25 December, 2014 Share Posted 25 December, 2014 May our nutjoberry prosper and their tinpottery fester Best wishes for the festive season one and all !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 25 December, 2014 Share Posted 25 December, 2014 Happy Xmas fellow nutjobs! Looking good for 2015! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 25 December, 2014 Share Posted 25 December, 2014 Happy Xmas fellow nutjobs! Looking good for 2015! 2015? We're in 2013 already. The way they're going we'll hit 3015 before Old Nick accepts this was a better fate than Obliteration! Hopefully your Turkeys & Christmas Stockings were as stuffed as their squad is, but in Nutjob land hopefully you all had some Quality and Value for Money and maybe even things you could use. Merry Christmas gang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 25 December, 2014 Share Posted 25 December, 2014 merry crimbo scummer kant's oh and you need not fret awfools after loaning a top class striker from a much bigger club! The news is true Messi is transferring from Barcelona, not to Chelsea or Manchester, but to the biggest and bestest club in the world to help their charge back to the premier league. Pity it will take another CVA to pay for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 25 December, 2014 Share Posted 25 December, 2014 I think you misheard a quote from the Champagne Chairman Ian: "Things could get very messy"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 26 December, 2014 Share Posted 26 December, 2014 Get in there Wombles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Jim Posted 26 December, 2014 Share Posted 26 December, 2014 0-1 to AFC Wimbledon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Jim Posted 26 December, 2014 Share Posted 26 December, 2014 0-2 now at fortress fatpipes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 26 December, 2014 Share Posted 26 December, 2014 Two down now. Looks like Santa's still delivering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 26 December, 2014 Share Posted 26 December, 2014 I'm right aren't I in thinking that if other results go right they will be down to 19th this evening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 26 December, 2014 Share Posted 26 December, 2014 Lol, which championship is he referring to? Certainly not the football league one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Jim Posted 26 December, 2014 Share Posted 26 December, 2014 I'm right aren't I in thinking that if other results go right they will be down to 19th this evening? You certainly are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Jim Posted 26 December, 2014 Share Posted 26 December, 2014 Lol, which championship is he referring to? Certainly not the football league one! I do agree with him, the club is moving in the right direction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Halo* Posted 26 December, 2014 Share Posted 26 December, 2014 A very Happy Christmas fellow nutjobs, just stopping by for a festive visit. Nice to see Christmas cards are still being given out at Fatpipes this afternoon - with Dan Butler getting a nice red one! But this can't be right, surely? Just tuned into Solent commentary to hear the words - "...and there's still a deathly silence around Fratton Park - which won't be helped by the steady stream of pompey fans trudging for the exits, as their side look to be falling to anonother consecutive Home defeat..." I thought they were the Bestest, Loudest and Most Passionate supporters in the world, eva!™®© ?!? And just as I finish up, what's left of the home 'support' (of which about half have apparently already gone sneeking out!) are busy singing - "it's so awful - we wanna go home" !!! A very Happy New Year indeed my friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 26 December, 2014 Share Posted 26 December, 2014 It's been a Wombalin Merry Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 26 December, 2014 Share Posted 26 December, 2014 A very Happy Christmas fellow nutjobs, just stopping by for a festive visit. Nice to see Christmas cards are still being given out at Fatpipes this afternoon - with Dan Butler getting a nice red one! But this can't be right, surely? Just tuned into Solent commentary to hear the words - "...and there's still a deathly silence around Fratton Park - which won't be helped by the steady stream of pompey fans trudging for the exits, as their side look to be falling to anonother consecutive Home defeat..." I thought they were the Bestest, Loudest and Most Passionate supporters in the world, eva!™®© ?!? And just as I finish up, what's left of the home 'support' (of which about half have apparently already gone sneeking out!) are busy singing - "it's so awful - we wanna go home" !!! A very Happy New Year indeed my friends! Christmasses don't come much better than this, the pluckiest going down at home to [snork]Wimbledon[/snork] and are now closer to the relegation zone on points than to the play-offs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 26 December, 2014 Share Posted 26 December, 2014 Neutrals might observe that it's not been a great 2014 for the plucky shareholders of the biggest fan-owned club in world football. While Nutjobs naturally have that nagging fear that pompey will string some games together and make the play-offs before riding a wave of passion and gloriously battling their way into League One, below are the facts, and they ain't pretty for the bestest... Their financial plans are based on promotion this season. They need to average two points a game to make the play-offs. NO team in the division has managed that thus far. So whisper it quietly my jealous Scummah friends.....the facts would suggest that pompey will be playing in League Two for at least another eighteen months, if they can halt this slide! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 26 December, 2014 Share Posted 26 December, 2014 Neutrals might observe that it's not been a great 2014 for the plucky shareholders of the biggest fan-owned club in world football. While Nutjobs naturally have that nagging fear that pompey will string some games together and make the play-offs before riding a wave of passion and gloriously battling their way into League One, below are the facts, and they ain't pretty for the bestest... Their financial plans are based on promotion this season. They need to average two points a game to make the play-offs. NO team in the division has managed that thus far. So whisper it quietly my jealous Scummah friends.....the facts would suggest that pompey will be playing in League Two for at least another eighteen months, if they can halt this slide! Just to make it ultra clear - league 2 = the 4th division :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 26 December, 2014 Share Posted 26 December, 2014 Neutrals might observe that it's not been a great 2014 for the plucky shareholders of the biggest fan-owned club in world football. While Nutjobs naturally have that nagging fear that pompey will string some games together and make the play-offs before riding a wave of passion and gloriously battling their way into League One, below are the facts, and they ain't pretty for the bestest... Their financial plans are based on promotion this season. They need to average two points a game to make the play-offs. NO team in the division has managed that thus far. So whisper it quietly my jealous Scummah friends.....the facts would suggest that pompey will be playing in League Two for at least another eighteen months, if they can halt this slide! Still think 'non-league portsmouth' sounds about right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 26 December, 2014 Share Posted 26 December, 2014 AFC Wimbledon fans will even admit their team isn't much cop beyond Akinfenwa and Tubbs, this is a bad result for the fishy few... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockey_saint Posted 26 December, 2014 Share Posted 26 December, 2014 A very Happy Christmas fellow nutjobs, just stopping by for a festive visit. Nice to see Christmas cards are still being given out at Fatpipes this afternoon - with Dan Butler getting a nice red one! But this can't be right, surely? Just tuned into Solent commentary to hear the words - "...and there's still a deathly silence around Fratton Park - which won't be helped by the steady stream of pompey fans trudging for the exits, as their side look to be falling to anonother consecutive Home defeat..." I thought they were the Bestest, Loudest and Most Passionate supporters in the world, eva!™®© ?!? And just as I finish up, what's left of the home 'support' (of which about half have apparently already gone sneeking out!) are busy singing - "it's so awful - we wanna go home" !!! A very Happy New Year indeed my friends! I also heard that the Fratton faithful boo'd their team off the pitch but this simply can't be true as the bestest fans in the world ever do not and never have boo'd their own players moosh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 26 December, 2014 Share Posted 26 December, 2014 Only just seen the result.... Excuse me for one moment.... Ah, that's better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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