Mr Biscuits Posted 22 May, 2016 Share Posted 22 May, 2016 Thursday doesn't Zlatan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabrone Posted 22 May, 2016 Share Posted 22 May, 2016 I think they got the size of his head right, it's massive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wedge Posted 22 May, 2016 Share Posted 22 May, 2016 Swedish press speculating that Zlatan will be José's Number Two at Utd. SO MUCH EGO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 22 May, 2016 Share Posted 22 May, 2016 Swedish press speculating that Zlatan will be José's Number Two at Utd. SO MUCH EGO. Isn't he meant to have had a falling out with Mourinho at some stage ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 22 May, 2016 Share Posted 22 May, 2016 I think they got the size of his head right, it's massive. Looks a bit too much like Dani Osvaldo to me. For that reason, I'm out. Now if we could find an Iain Dowie lookalike... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Fred Posted 22 May, 2016 Share Posted 22 May, 2016 Player/Coach replacing RK? He would come a legend and leave a (* delete as applicable) *with all our money in a suitcase/ a broken team of ageing superstars in the championship/with Southampton as European champions and the city rivalling Madrid for weather and culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JxgrSaint Posted 23 May, 2016 Share Posted 23 May, 2016 Ostlund the Saints sleeper agent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 23 May, 2016 Author Share Posted 23 May, 2016 Ostlund the Saints sleeper agent? [ATTACH=CONFIG]2001[/ATTACH] Well - it looks like we will find out soon one way or another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonist Posted 23 May, 2016 Share Posted 23 May, 2016 Ostlund the Saints sleeper agent? [ATTACH=CONFIG]2001[/ATTACH] do you think Zlatan is top or bottom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 23 May, 2016 Share Posted 23 May, 2016 Zlatan is Zlatan. He is both top and bottom and also Zlatan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 23 May, 2016 Author Share Posted 23 May, 2016 Zlatan does not do bottom. Bottom does Zlatan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 23 May, 2016 Share Posted 23 May, 2016 Zlatan does not do bottom. Bottom does whatever Zlatan wants. Sir. Fixed it for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 23 May, 2016 Author Share Posted 23 May, 2016 Fixed it for you That's a bit scary you can edit my posts and make it look like me ... But hey, cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 23 May, 2016 Share Posted 23 May, 2016 Off to united it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brett24 Posted 23 May, 2016 Share Posted 23 May, 2016 Shame, would have loved to see Zlatan here, off to Utd with Jose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 23 May, 2016 Share Posted 23 May, 2016 As if he was ever going to play for us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faz Posted 23 May, 2016 Share Posted 23 May, 2016 He had his chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 23 May, 2016 Share Posted 23 May, 2016 Saints don't do Zlatan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 24 May, 2016 Share Posted 24 May, 2016 Ostlund the Saints sleeper agent? [ATTACH=CONFIG]2001[/ATTACH] If Jesus says he's coming, I think that's pretty much nailed on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintBobby Posted 24 May, 2016 Share Posted 24 May, 2016 Please close this thread. It's like the skates having their thread on Maradona going to Fratton Park. Embarrassing nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelman Posted 24 May, 2016 Share Posted 24 May, 2016 But the Skates were being serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 24 May, 2016 Share Posted 24 May, 2016 do you think Zlatan is top or bottom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaptopSaint Posted 24 May, 2016 Share Posted 24 May, 2016 I can't believe the press think he's going to Man Utd. We have the best köttbullar on the south coast. I mean, Hallå? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJackoInHurworth Posted 26 May, 2016 Share Posted 26 May, 2016 He is still not telling everyone his destination is Saints and not Man United: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36390196 (PS I would sooo laugh if he truly did come to Saints!! hehe) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 26 May, 2016 Author Share Posted 26 May, 2016 I think I better prepare to leave the Saints forum in disgrace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 26 May, 2016 Share Posted 26 May, 2016 I think I better prepare to leave the Saints forum in disgrace I wouldn't worry too much, nobody actually believed you in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 26 May, 2016 Share Posted 26 May, 2016 I wouldn't worry too much, nobody actually believed you in the first place. apart from poster in post 274............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pangy Posted 26 May, 2016 Share Posted 26 May, 2016 Are people still saying they don't want Zlatan here ??? I would bet that if he does come to the PL he will score 20+ next season but I read online that he has reportedly been offered £26M a year in China! £2,166,666 a month �� £72,222 a day �� £3,009 an hour That kind of money is nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintwbu Posted 26 May, 2016 Share Posted 26 May, 2016 I know it's easy to when you don't have £26million a year on the table but if he really is considering a move to China over Man United then it tells you all you need to know about this chump (if you didn't know already). It's hilarious that United are actually trying to sign a 35 year old target man who's played the last 4 years in one of the worst top division's in Europe - free transfer or not he's still going to cost an absolute fortune in wages and signing on fee with absolutely no resale value - good to see they aren't steering away from the 'quick fix' approach any time soon and will probably hang around the 4/5th mark for a few years yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashnats Posted 26 May, 2016 Share Posted 26 May, 2016 I know it's easy to when you don't have £26million a year on the table but if he really is considering a move to China over Man United then it tells you all you need to know about this chump (if you didn't know already). It's hilarious that United are actually trying to sign a 35 year old target man who's played the last 4 years in one of the worst top division's in Europe - free transfer or not he's still going to cost an absolute fortune in wages and signing on fee with absolutely no resale value - good to see they aren't steering away from the 'quick fix' approach any time soon and will probably hang around the 4/5th mark for a few years yet. you'll change your tune when he comes here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 26 May, 2016 Share Posted 26 May, 2016 According to a report I saw somewhere he wants to go to Man United and wants £220,000 a week. Is that how negotiating works then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 26 May, 2016 Share Posted 26 May, 2016 How about a pay per goal/assist remuneration package. "Yes Zlatan, _you_ can have the penalties..." :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 26 May, 2016 Share Posted 26 May, 2016 looks like a straight fight between us and Man Utd then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 26 May, 2016 Share Posted 26 May, 2016 I know it's easy to when you don't have £26million a year on the table but if he really is considering a move to China over Man United then it tells you all you need to know about this chump (if you didn't know already). It's hilarious that United are actually trying to sign a 35 year old target man who's played the last 4 years in one of the worst top division's in Europe - free transfer or not he's still going to cost an absolute fortune in wages and signing on fee with absolutely no resale value - good to see they aren't steering away from the 'quick fix' approach any time soon and will probably hang around the 4/5th mark for a few years yet. Seems relatively sensible to me, one last big pay cheque before he retires. You could argue he has already earned more money than he will ever need but if someone offers him even more, good on him. Take it. He hasn't exactly gone to the Winston Bogarde school of picking up easy money at the expense of actual game time. He has won the League in 12 of the last 13 years (he came second at Milan in 2011/12) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 26 May, 2016 Share Posted 26 May, 2016 If Zlatan came here the PL trophy would BEG to be touched by him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxon Posted 26 May, 2016 Share Posted 26 May, 2016 Reckon he's good for a couple of years, he doesn't exactly rely on pace. That said, I don't think they could play him and Rooney. If he's with Martial or Rashford it'd work well, and they'd learn a lot from him. I'd expect him to still get 20 goals in this league to be honest. France is a poor league but the premier league defences can be pretty generous too. With Mourinho and no CL football, wouldn't surprise me to see Man Utd win the thing next season, there's plenty of talent there, just needs a 3/4 good signings. I think Utd will be closer to winning the title next season with Mourinho than City with Goardiola. Guardiola will need to adjust surely. Mourinho will be fired up and hungrier than ever. If Zlatan signs for Utd then I think they will be favourites to win, unless Arsenal actually sign the players they need this summer, in which case i think it will be close between those two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimatt Posted 26 May, 2016 Share Posted 26 May, 2016 Mourinho typically takes a year to build his team, succeeds in the 2nd, flops in the 3rd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 28 May, 2016 Share Posted 28 May, 2016 http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/518957/Zlatan-Ibrahimovic-Manchester-United-transfer-news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 28 May, 2016 Share Posted 28 May, 2016 Hang on we're not signing Zlatan now? Where is the ambition? Sack the board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 28 May, 2016 Share Posted 28 May, 2016 Hang on we're not signing Zlatan now? Where is the ambition? Sack the board. But his agent Mino Raiola has revealed that the 34-year-old has plenty of offers and that a move to United is far from a done deal. Raoila told Swedish paper Expressen: "We have not decided anything yet. I think it will be a surprise in the end. Its still on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david in sweden Posted 28 May, 2016 Share Posted 28 May, 2016 ......with "The Special One " taking over at MU....Zlatan only has one target. Their egos will get along very well together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david in sweden Posted 28 May, 2016 Share Posted 28 May, 2016 But his agent Mino Raiola has revealed that the 34-year-old has plenty of offers and that a move to United is far from a done deal. Raoila told Swedish paper Expressen: "We have not decided anything yet. I think it will be a surprise in the end. Its still on! I watched his interview on Swedish TV. ....His response was a no-brainer.. .I just hope he enjoys the rain in Manchester..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Saint Posted 28 May, 2016 Author Share Posted 28 May, 2016 It's still on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 28 May, 2016 Share Posted 28 May, 2016 It's still on Based on that article or contacts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefizzy14 Posted 28 May, 2016 Share Posted 28 May, 2016 Maybe its based on this - http://c.newsnow.co.uk/A/2/832684819?-15893:13227:0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 28 May, 2016 Share Posted 28 May, 2016 From the BBC Gossip column... But Ibrahimovic's agent has cast doubt over his move to the club (Man Utd saying where the Sweden forward ends up may be a surprise. (Expressen, via Daily Star) He's off to Portsmouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glassesbloke Posted 28 May, 2016 Share Posted 28 May, 2016 Wasn't just the agent now, Zlatan himself said the same several months ago. At the Swedish presser, Zlatan said he has known for "some months" where he will be going and that all he has to do is press the button (waiting for RK to sign first?). That surely rules out MU, given that several months ago LvG was still about. The only thing he has said that kind of goes against a Saints move was his joking comment about football on Thursdays, otherwise anything is possible, maybe worth a punt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 28 May, 2016 Share Posted 28 May, 2016 he is not going to sign for saints please stop it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 28 May, 2016 Share Posted 28 May, 2016 His agent said as much, as he isn't going to cost a transfer fee, he can barter for more in wages. So if you think he'd probably ask for 200k p/w usually, he's probably after 300k p/w +. There is no universe where we would ever pay a player that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 28 May, 2016 Share Posted 28 May, 2016 he is not going to sign for saints please stop it lol But this is a fun thread! I think we should collectively convinve ourselves he's coming, and then collectively convince ourselves he's not good enough when he doesn't. We could call this the 'Everton Manager Model'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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