Summer Transfer Window 2025/26

[trousers]

My local bakery always takes much more time than average to make their dough. I can wholeheartedly recommend their thorough bread.

[skintsaint]

6 minutes ago, trousers said:

My local bakery always takes much more time than average to make their dough. I can wholeheartedly recommend their thorough bread.

I've had enough of the puns now, I'm off to listen to the Yeastie Boys

Edited 21 hours ago by skintsaint

[trousers]

Just now, skintsaint said:

I've had enough of the puns now, I'm off to listen to the Yeastie Boys

Well buck off then, you colt

[Holmes_and_Watson]

4 hours ago, Convict Colony said:

Isnt today the day Downs was meant to be having his medical etc  ?

 

Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.

Tomorrow's the day Downs has his medical.

[whelk]

Sometimes I enjoy Saintweb

[Saint Scott]

Just in from work and hoping for some news on downs, to find this.

What a load of old pony!

Edited 20 hours ago by Saint Scott

[trousers]

9 minutes ago, Saint Scott said:

Just in from work and hoping for some news on downs

Queen tribute night coming up on Thursday...

Edited 20 hours ago by trousers

[Costa del Solent]

This thread has just become unbridled chaos. 

[saintant]

Still not sure why we got rid of Rustle Martin.

[Costa del Solent]

4 minutes ago, saintant said:

Still not sure why we got rid of Rustle Martin.

Well it’s a good job we did or he wouldn’t be our manager 

Edited 18 hours ago by Costa del Solent

[Saints4Prem]

I think it is time for you all to take a break and have something to eat. Highly recommended.

https://www.thefourhorseshoes.co.uk/services/eat/

[Saints4Prem]

Especially the Horse d'oeuvres

[Convict Colony]

This thread ascot to go

[Raging Bull]

I’m surprised that pony himself @Lord Duckhunter hasn’t galloped in on the nose. That odds were pretty even. 

[Sheaf Saint]

21 minutes ago, Saints4Prem said:

I think it is time for you all to take a break 

Alright, alright. Stop nagging FFS. 

[Disco Stu]

9 hours ago, BERMUDASAINT said:

News about one of the rumoured player we want from chile. Lucas Cepeda

https://saintsmarching.com/journalist-insists-southampton-have-a-week-s-duration-to-beat-rivals-in-key-area

https://saintsmarching.com/southampton-assured-chilean-star-s-pedigree-but-19m-error-must-be-recalled

News about Goztepe's Romulo,

They want around 10m, their highest ever sale was 2.5mil

https://saintsmarching.com/goztepe-romulo-transfer-stance-will-delight-southampton-board-many-ways

https://medium.com/@LondonsOriginal/who-is-rômulo-cardoso-10493c7c7081

These 2 look very good for their age and possible price tag (10 milish). Our multi club must count for something?

Cepeda appears to be destined for River Plate.

 

Oh and I hear he likes to hoof the ball a lot.

Edited 15 hours ago by Disco Stu

[SuperSAINT]

 

[Gloucester Saint]

6 minutes ago, SuperSAINT said:

 

Bruges would outbid Rangers I reckon. Plus Edozie turned them down last summer on loan, unless he fancies a Rustie reunion I can’t see it. Good to have a queue of clubs interested though.

[Lighthouse]

Looks like there's good to firm interest in Edozie.

[Matthew Le God]

Might fall at the final hurdle

[Lighthouse]

I think wages might be a bit of a problem. He's asking for over forty grand, national press are reporting.

[Roo1976]

On 07/07/2025 at 20:08, SuperSAINT said:

Leicester IF Wilder gets the job?

but i think Leicester have financial restrictions.........and potentially points deductions heading their way, btw its all gone quite on the Man City case hasn't it and still no action.

[Doctoroncall]

2 minutes ago, Roo1976 said:

but i think Leicester have financial restrictions.........and potentially points deductions heading their way, btw its all gone quite on the Man City case hasn't it and still no action.

If I were a betting man, the odds are on the Citeh lawyers to win at a canter. 

[Roo1976]

5 hours ago, ZepSaint said:

Should we re-sign Sadio Mane ...................... ?

 

I'll get my coat and see myself out ....................

that great defensive partnership....................Bonnie and Clydesdale!

[ErwinK1961]

10 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

I think wages might be a bit of a problem. He's asking for over forty grand, national press are reporting.

I’d heard it was 1,000 Guineas

[madge]

6 hours ago, SuperSAINT said:

Has this thread been hacked?

I suspect foal-play.

Been done for drug taking.. anabolic stirrups …. And high levels of testhorserone 

[coalman]

35 minutes ago, SuperSAINT said:

 

Because what every player wants is to go play for the manager who froze them out of the first team then sent them to Anderlecht so they could play Ben Bereton-Diaz on the wing instead.

[Gloucester Saint]

40 minutes ago, Matthew Le God said:

Might fall at the final hurdle

Hope he thinks it through and doesn’t make a decision on the hoof.

[CougarSaint]

How stupid of me to think I could find transfer news on here... it's bad enough being too close to Leeds...cue next puns?

[M271]

33 minutes ago, CougarSaint said:

How stupid of me to think I could find transfer news on here... it's bad enough being too close to Leeds...cue next puns?

You can Leeds a horse to water but you can’t make it drink

[madge]

Heard he might be going to hoofenheim.. they’re a dark horse!!!

[Convict Colony]

Laughing at this thread has made me hoarse.

[saintant]

1 hour ago, coalman said:

Because what every player wants is to go play for the manager who froze them out of the first team then sent them to Anderlecht so they could play Ben Bereton-Diaz on the wing instead.

Rustle Martin always did prefer a carthorse.

[Saint NL]

1 hour ago, SuperSAINT said:

 

Sulemana bought by Juric.

Edozie bought by Martin.

Nathan Jones, do us a favour and buy Jack Stephens 😈

[Zorba]

4 hours ago, trousers said:

Well buck off then, you colt

What’s with the long face?

[Turkish]

9 minutes ago, Saint NL said:

Sulemana bought by Juric.

Edozie bought by Martin.

Nathan Jones, do us a favour and buy Jack Stephens 😈

He’d fit Jones hoof ball style 

 

[Farmer Saint]

2 hours ago, Raging Bull said:

I’m surprised that pony himself @Lord Duckhunter hasn’t galloped in on the nose. That odds were pretty even. 

I think he's up in space this week.

[Chez]

57 minutes ago, Saint NL said:

Sulemana bought by Juric.

Edozie bought by Martin.

Nathan Jones, do us a favour and buy Jack Stephens 😈

Bree would have continued the equine theme.

[Matthew Le God]

1 hour ago, Saint NL said:

Sulemana bought by Juric.

Edozie bought by Martin.

Nathan Jones, do us a favour and buy Jack Stephens 😈

If they move in near their old managers they could be neighbours, everybody needs good neigh-bours

[USaintA]

Seems to be quite a bit of interest in Mister Ed...ozie

[Dry Toast]

Hands down I haven't seen this many equine related puns in any comments section ever. Quite stunned.

[Costa del Solent]

36 minutes ago, Dry Toast said:

Hands down I haven't seen this many equine related puns in any comments section ever. Quite stunned.

I canter believe it either. But let’s not foal ourselves, we’re not exactly saddled with transfer news. 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

A page full of horse puns. But where is the transfer news? That's the equestrian to be answered.

[Backrow91]

It’s a good job that the horse puns haven’t found their way over to the CoT thread. Can you imagine a certain Mr Turkish slapping down the neighsayers!!! 😇

[Hamilton Saint]

Are we hobbled now in finding any more puns? Nah, I'm far from knackered; I can saddle you with a few more. In fact, it's a cinch to provide a few on the trot--as long as you don't try to jockey me out of position. Shot my bolt? I think not, I'm chomping at the bit, and that's the mane thing. 

Edited 11 hours ago by Hamilton Saint

[leeham_69]

2 hours ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

A page full of horse puns. But where is the transfer news? That's the equestrian to be answered.

Hay! Neigh news is good news, as they say.

[Strangely Brown]

The glue factory will be full after this thread 

[Gloucester Saint]

31 minutes ago, Strangely Brown said:

The glue factory will be full after this thread 

And that’s before Stephens is shoehorned in.

[Sunnyside Saint]

10 hours ago, SuperSAINT said:

 

The offer has been rejected, must have been a (red) rum deal

[austsaint]

1 hour ago, Strangely Brown said:

The glue factory will be full after this thread 

Thought it would have been fetlock-ed by now.