Saints Expelled from Playoffs

[Southner]

5 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Thanks but he opted me for hormones and radiotherapy which starts in just over four weeks.

All the very best with it, mate. 

[Wade Garrett]

10 minutes ago, Saint86 said:

Solak getting his shit together? Still think Parsons' comments have likely done for us sadly.

Personally, I think Tonda sending analysts to spy on other teams did for us.

[Midfield_General]

7 minutes ago, Paul Chuckle said:

Soon to be remade by ITV

[Toadhall Saint]

2 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

Great news. Hope it takes even longer to get down than it took to get home after we beat them 

Fair and square as well.

[hypochondriac]

Well if the best legal brain in the country can't get it overturned you'd have to think it was unwinnable.

[Hamilton Saint]

6 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Thanks but he opted me for hormones and radiotherapy which starts in just over four weeks.

Best wishes to you! Hope all goes well.

[sockeye]

8 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Thanks but he opted me for hormones and radiotherapy which starts in just over four weeks.

Hope it goes well

[Whitey Grandad]

3 minutes ago, Southner said:

I wonder what their faces were like when they heard Pannick was involved? 

It's tasty stuff.

"Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

[Saint In Cornwall]

8 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Thanks but he opted me for hormones and radiotherapy which starts in just over four weeks.

Hope all goes well 

[Crab Lungs]

8 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Thanks but he opted me for hormones and radiotherapy which starts in just over four weeks.

Best wishes to you, Whitey. X

[sfc4prem]

8 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Thanks but he opted me for hormones and radiotherapy which starts in just over four weeks.

Best of wishes. You've got all of us fellow Saints on your side 

[Saint_clark]

8 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Thanks but he opted me for hormones and radiotherapy which starts in just over four weeks.

Best of luck with it Whitey. 

[LegalEagle]

Just now, hypochondriac said:

Well if the best legal brain in the country can't get it overturned you'd have to think it was unwinnable.

Agree with that. The KC on the panel just shat himself when Pannick walked in. That’s his boss.

[TwoPints]

7 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Thanks but he opted me for hormones and radiotherapy which starts in just over four weeks.

Good luck with the radiotherapy.  I hope it works our well for you.  Had my prostate whipped out in January.  Had my second post op PSA result today and it was all clear.  Sort of put this football bollocks into perspective somewhat.  

[Saint_clark]

1 minute ago, LegalEagle said:

Agree with that. The KC on the panel just shat himself when Pannick walked in. That’s his boss.

...not literally, surely? 😂

[Patrick Bateman]

Just now, LegalEagle said:

Agree with that. The KC on the panel just shat himself when Pannick walked in. That’s his boss.

I can imagine that! I worked for a year with a (now former) Chair of the Bar before (when they were still QC), they are an interesting lot!

[Southner]

2 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

"Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Gulp...

[Pancake]

Wtf is going on in this thread? Step away for a couple of hours and it’s all carbonara, spunk, Grossman and Pannick. 😂

[Farmer Saint]

Just now, Pancake said:

Wtf is going on in this thread? Step away for a couple of hours and it’s all carbonara, spunk, Grossman and Pannick. 😂

Sounds like my Friday night.

[hypochondriac]

Just now, Pancake said:

Wtf is going on in this thread? Step away for a couple of hours and it’s all carbonara, spunk, Grossman and Pannick. 😂

Sounds like a hell of a punk band name 

[Sheaf Saint]

Just now, Pancake said:

Wtf is going on in this thread? Step away for a couple of hours and it’s all carbonara, spunk, Grossman and Pannick. 😂

That actually sounds like it could be the name of a real legal firm.

[Midfield_General]

11 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

Right, who are we casting? I'll get us started. 

Spors -

Gibson -

Parsons -

Tonda -

Hellberg -

THB - 

Ayling -

Receptionist 1 - Sydney Sweeney

Receptionist 2 - Ana De Armas

 

Gibson - Gene Hackman, if Gene Hackman was a camp, shit dwarf

[Pamplemousse]

Whatever the outcome and I'm not expecting good news, we've had a good laugh over the past few days, this has cheered me up after a depressing few hours trying to ignore texts from the entire world 

[Saint_clark]

1 minute ago, Pancake said:

Wtf is going on in this thread? Step away for a couple of hours and it’s all carbonara, spunk, Grossman and Pannick. 😂

The final is only a few days away mate, things were always gonna move quickly. 

[SaintsLoyal]

How many pots of piss were thrown at me on here for calling out Phil Parsons being out of his depth !

I kept on repeating it because thats what many think at St Marys.

 

"Hes the sort of guy who would have a meat draw at stmarys during half-time" - classic quote to me from an insider

 

Dragan Solak is a billionaire and should have the credibiilty and finance to hire the best staff possible, but we got Parsons on a freebie or therabouts. They had several months to find a replacement for Martin Semmens.  But as weve seen from Sport Republic its been a total disaster and it looks like fans have finally had enough. 

https://businesscloud.co.uk/news/ex-dyson-president-joins-baby-tech-firm/

 

https://www.prolificnorth.co.uk/news/former-dyson-president-joins-manchester-baby-tech-aibytech/

 

Edited 3 hours ago by SaintsLoyal

[SNSUN]

5 minutes ago, O_Lord_Marian said:

How is this even legal? Like pineapple on pizza, an abomination.

This one I'm on board with. Hot pineapple is all kinds of wrong. Just like Salad Cream on... well.... anything. 

[CanadaSaint]

12 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Thanks but he opted me for hormones and radiotherapy which starts in just over four weeks.

You’ve got this Whitey! 

[WinglessWonder]

4 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

"Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Pannick's middle name is Ozymandius??!! That's pretty cool 😁

[SaintLondon]

3 minutes ago, TwoPints said:

Thanks but he opted me for hormones and radiotherapy which starts in just over four weeks.

Best of luck with it all - wishing you a speedy recovery. 

[Saint86]

Have we actually gone for pannick? Can't find it anywhere reliable.

[Whitey Grandad]

Just now, TwoPints said:

Good luck with the radiotherapy.  I hope it works our well for you.  Had my prostate whipped out in January.  Had my second post op PSA result today and it was all clear.  Sort of put this football bollocks into perspective somewhat.  

Ouch!

Thanks for all your good wishes. I've been on the hormone jab now four four months and my PSA is down to 0.42 which is almost negligible. It's amazing that a pellet the size of a grain of rice every three months can change your life. I advise anyone of advancing years to get their PSA checked. That way we might all still be around for the next time we're in the Premier League. 

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[Matthew Le God]

1 minute ago, Pancake said:

Wtf is going on in this thread? Step away for a couple of hours and it’s all carbonara, spunk, Grossman and Pannick. 😂

 

Just now, Sheaf Saint said:

That actually sounds like it could be the name of a real legal firm.

Or a Trumpton reboot

[SNSUN]

Just now, Pamplemousse said:

Whatever the outcome and I'm not expecting good news, we've had a good laugh over the past few days, this has cheered me up after a depressing few hours trying to ignore texts from the entire world 

It also has the Boro forum squirming since we brought Pannick in. 

[Sheaf Saint]

1 minute ago, Midfield_General said:

Gibson - Gene Hackman, if Gene Hackman was a camp, shit dwarf

And, crucially, still alive.

[RedArmy]

13 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Thanks but he opted me for hormones and radiotherapy which starts in just over four weeks.

Good luck old Mush. You might have some interesting opinions (😉) on certain things but we’d miss you on here really. 

[sfc4prem]

Only problem is, Keir Starmer used to be Pannick's boss. Hopefully none of Starmer's charisma rubbed off on Pannick. 

[Pancake]

2 minutes ago, Saint_clark said:

The final is only a few days away mate, things were always gonna move quickly. 

Bolognese tomorrow?

[Saint_clark]

2 minutes ago, Pamplemousse said:

Whatever the outcome and I'm not expecting good news, we've had a good laugh over the past few days, this has cheered me up after a depressing few hours trying to ignore texts from the entire world 

Probably the best Saintsweb has been in years to be honest. 

[Farmer Saint]

15 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Thanks but he opted me for hormones and radiotherapy which starts in just over four weeks.

Best of luck Whitey - I know a few people who have been through that (and my Dad had the op) and they've all come out the back of it stronger 💪 

[WinglessWonder]

15 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Thanks but he opted me for hormones and radiotherapy which starts in just over four weeks.

Fingers crossed the treatments are effective. 

[SW5 SAINT]

26 minutes ago, Viking Saint said:

We can apparently take out a High Court injunction to prevent the final being played

I imagine the Premier League would be after a swift resolution. They will after all be keen to know who is going to be in their tournament next season soonest…….

[Harry_SFC]

1 minute ago, Saint86 said:

Have we actually gone for pannick? Can't find it anywhere reliable.

Looks like the original source is probably ITK about it. 

[Lard]

4 minutes ago, Pancake said:

Wtf is going on in this thread? Step away for a couple of hours and it’s all carbonara, spunk, Grossman and Pannick. 😂

That’s one hell of a back four. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[SNSUN]

7 minutes ago, LegalEagle said:

Agree with that. The KC on the panel just shat himself when Pannick walked in. That’s his boss.

Did he have some of my Carbonara?

[Smirking_Saint]

16 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Thanks but he opted me for hormones and radiotherapy which starts in just over four weeks.

Ive been absent a while and didn’t realise what you were going through buddy

Hope it all goes well for you ❤️

[Patrick Bateman]

Just now, Saint_clark said:

Probably the best Saintsweb has been in years to be honest. 

Best Contribution to Saintsweb 2026, nominations from; Tonda, Gibbo, Pannick

[TwoPints]

1 minute ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Ouch!

Thanks for all your good wishes. I've been on the hormone jab now four four months and my PSA is down to 0.42 which is almost negligible. It's amazing that a pellet the size of a grain of rice every three months can change your life. I advise anyone of advancing years to get their PSA checked. That way we might all still be around for the next time we're in the Premier League. 

.

This 100% 

I (like many others) had absolutely no symptoms.  Just had a PSA test as an after thought after a separate illness saw me blackout on a aircraft.  Turns out it was a particularly aggressive type of prostate cancer and it was caught just in time before it spread. If you're over 50 and haven't had a psa test yet, give your GP a call and get it booked in.

[Dr Who?]

Could be a late one then! 

[Cuddles]

18 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

Thanks but he opted me for hormones and radiotherapy which starts in just over four weeks.

Hope all goes well. Forum needs you!

[Dr Who?]

I’m going to bed early tonight have an early start. 🙄