eurosaint Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 I did the same thing about 15 years ago. Must have been the same dentist, what was his name? Chris Emery, specialises in deep root canal treatment and is apparently one of the top guys in the south ! Getting a bit p!ssed off reading about D.Phil's cheap polish birds, cos (for what I paid) I could have taken the wife to New Zealand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warsash saint Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Nice work Halo Just forwarded on to a few of my P*mpey supporting mates ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Tbf it's a little known fact that Toothpaste was invented down there on portsea island. If it had been invented in Southampton it would have been called Teethpaste.superb lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Nice work Halo Just forwarded on to a few of my P*mpey supporting mates ! Ah but will they be able to understand the meaning of it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 *Halo* - as always you show quality over quantity. Excellent calendar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Loving the calendar halo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 The effort of that advent calendar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 *Halo* your posts a few and far between but when they do land they are well worth the wait. A real example of quality over quantity. I wouldn't be surprised if your critique of Danny Fox's left back play was copied by MNF! Please make a New Years resolution to post more on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katalinic Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Brilliant stuff from Halo. 1605 pages in 25 windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Great Calender Halo - filling the gap nicely until the next disaster befalls them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 great work H. Some little gems in there. So much criminality and delusion to cram into one festive season! And anyone buying the calendar should know that all proceeds will be stolen from a selection of local charities and spent on shiny tat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 BBC Solent Sport @solentsport Hartlepool will have a Pitch Inspection at 8AM tomorrow morning ahead of their match with #pompey due to recent heavy rain Here's hoping the thousands of Pompey fans looking to make the trip north aren't disappointed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katalinic Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 BBC Solent Sport @solentsport Hartlepool will have a Pitch Inspection at 8AM tomorrow morning ahead of their match with #pompey due to recent heavy rain Here's hoping the thousands of Pompey fans looking to make the trip north aren't disappointed... Hope its off, another game that will be re-arranged after all of their players have left in January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 awesome Hope you enjoy viewing as much as I enjoyed putting it all together. Happy Christmas nutjobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Seeing as a few days ago the skates were talking about anniversaries of derby games, I wonder if any of them will recall that it's the 9th anniversary of this particular match... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamRed Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Seeing as a few days ago the skates were talking about anniversaries of derby games, I wonder if any of them will recall that it's the 9th anniversary of this particular match... Oh happy day. ;-)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Oh happy day. ;-)) Just one of 19 over the years... always worth reminding ourselves: http://www.soccerbase.com/teams/head_to_head.sd?team_id=2471&team2_id=2049 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Halo Genius. I now owe you a pint . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintmonkey1979 Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Just listened to the press conference from Leeds. Something is amiss. GFH have said they have taken over the best available club and have been inspired by the passion of the fans. How can this possibly be? Everyone knows the biggest and bestest available club with the bestest fans in the world is on the south coast. Unbelievable short sightedness from GFH Capital I feel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 And now, my fellow nutjobbers, it's time for this week's "Spot the Pattern" competition... SunSport Now @SunSportNow QPR manager Harry Redknapp has confirmed his interest signing Nicolas Anelka #qpr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Just listened to the press conference from Leeds. Something is amiss. GFH have said they have taken over the best available club and have been inspired by the passion of the fans. How can this possibly be? Everyone knows the biggest and bestest available club with the bestest fans in the world is on the south coast. Unbelievable short sightedness from GFH Capital I feel Ahem. GFH are from where exactly? You really think the Dubai Massive have no wasta Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Utterly brilliant...top top job *Halo* My particular favourite is 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fromdayone Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Utterly brilliant...top top job *Halo* My particular favourite is 18 This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-boss-delivers-message-to-wantaway-players-1-4609611 Guy reads them the riot act on the ones who want to get away, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 http://www1.skysports.com/football/live/match/262961/preview "They are back in the relegation zone and still have the possibility of a 10-point penalty hanging over them." Dear esteemed national broadcaster, The 10 point penalty is a certainty, not a "possibility" Yours sincerely, The PTS Nutjobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-boss-delivers-message-to-wantaway-players-1-4609611 Guy reads them the riot act on the ones who want to get away, Whittingham also pointed out some of the players may be looking to make excuses for the fact the club is in the relegation zone. He said: ‘If they are a bit unsure of their future, is it because they don’t think they have played so well? It might be that. ‘A few have got to look in the mirror and ask “over these past six months, have I done everything I can?” Yep, that'll motivate them Gus.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-boss-delivers-message-to-wantaway-players-1-4609611 Guy reads them the riot act on the ones who want to get away, You just can't get decent temps anywhere these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 http://www1.skysports.com/football/live/match/262961/preview "They are back in the relegation zone and still have the possibility of a 10-point penalty hanging over them." Dear esteemed national broadcaster, The 10 point penalty is a certainty, not a "possibility" Yours sincerely, The PTS Nutjobs No it isn't trousers, they have to get new owners first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 No it isn't trousers, they have to get new owners first Ah, yes, fair point...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Yeah, liquidation is a good way to avoid the 10 point penalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper71 Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 http://www1.skysports.com/football/live/match/262961/preview "They are back in the relegation zone and still have the possibility of a 10-point penalty hanging over them." Dear esteemed national broadcaster, The 10 point penalty is a certainty, not a "possibility" Yours sincerely, The PTS Nutjobs Trousers, you are slipping! It is still only a possibility - they have to be taken over for it to be come a certainty! Whilst liquidation remains a possibililty then so do the points deductions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiesaint Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-boss-delivers-message-to-wantaway-players-1-4609611 Guy reads them the riot act on the ones who want to get away, ‘In general, they are a good set of guys who want to work hard. There are not many characters where I think “I don’t really want him”. So there are some characters that he doesn't want then... that'll help morale as they all try to guess if it's them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeintheslowlane Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Typical...just when you think the 10 point deduction is a nailed on cert...they go and get liquidated. Cheatin' bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Seeing as a few days ago the skates were talking about anniversaries of derby games, I wonder if any of them will recall that it's the 9th anniversary of this particular match... What a birthday present that was And Halo, that calendar is awesome. Brilliant work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 That Marians goal was probably THE most mental I have ever gone ever - watching it now again was just sublime - many thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Seeing as a few days ago the skates were talking about anniversaries of derby games, I wonder if any of them will recall that it's the 9th anniversary of this particular match... I still can't believe the dubious goals panel gave the goal to Schemmel (sp??). “I'm going home now to get myself a Coca-Cola and a packet of crisps and I'll sit in front of the television and look at the table on Teletext all night.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 (edited) I still can't believe the dubious goals panel gave the goal to Schemmel. Dodd's corner was going in, Schemmel then heads it onto the crossbar and it comes back down now going away from the goal and hits him again to go in. However much it would be nice to give it to Jason Dodd, that is an own goal. That 3-0 win over Pompey sent Saints 4th in the Premier League on Christmas Day 2003! If Carlsberg did Christmas football... Edited 21 December, 2012 by Matthew Le God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Dodd's corner was going in, Schemmel then heads it onto the crossbar and it comes back down now going away from the goal and hits him again to go in. However much it would be nice to give it to Jason Dodd, that is an own goal. That 3-0 win over Pompey sent Saints 4th in the Premier League on Christmas Day 2003! If Carlsberg did Christmas football... If Carlsberg did Christmas football we wouldn't have pitched up on Boxing Day at Loftus Road and get utterly dicked by Fulham in the next match. Rumour has it Strachan told the players he was leaving in between the two games, certainly looked like it on the pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Are Fulham playing at Loftus Road on Boxing Day again this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Looks likley their game will be called off tomorrow due to a waterlogged pitch. Guess that means a mid-week fixture in 2013 without the help of the mercenaries. Still, I am sure those HNW's won't mind footing the bill for the teams two night stay in Hartlepool Meanwhile in other news it appears the guy in charge of the brain cell may have blown the lid on the belief that they have one of the lowest wage bills in the league! All we have to do now is wait for Micah Hall to confirm it in 18 months time (although still before TCNA) http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=471025 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Woot @ karaoke. Just sung Daydream Believer with the full to a sad smelly City & a ****e football team chorus version in front of 200 people & got a yeah they cheat from Danny Dyer hi5 as a result. My hangover will be horrid but worth it Sent from my HTC One X using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 If Carlsberg did Christmas football we wouldn't have pitched up on Boxing Day at Loftus Road and get utterly dicked by Fulham in the next match. Rumour has it Strachan told the players he was leaving in between the two games, certainly looked like it on the pitch. Louis Saha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-players-scrap-christmas-party-out-of-respect-1-4609544 I wonder if there was a bash booked and no cash to pay it??? So let me get this right then, they canceled their Christmas party, those true legends of fat pipes park. I may be wrong but isn't going on a go karting day followed by a meal & some but not many(cough cough) going on a bit of a quite function together sounds remakably like a Christmas party to me? Hey ho still legends in Allens humble opinion. Big hand to Halo for that wonderful advent calendar, day 18 is hilarious. Take a bow Halo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 So let me get this right then, they canceled their Christmas party, those true legends of fat pipes park. I may be wrong but isn't going on a go karting day followed by a meal & some but not many(cough cough) going on a bit of a quite function together sounds remakably like a Christmas party to me? Hey ho still legends in Allens humble opinion. Big hand to Halo for that wonderful advent calendar, day 18 is hilarious. Take a bow Halo. Well at least our players had a fab xmas do :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Are Fulham playing at Loftus Road on Boxing Day again this year? Nope, this year they're playing at Craven Cottage as they finished the building work quite some time ago. Though it might have been a way to reduce the train hassle... maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Louis Saha I don't remember what they played like, I only remember what WE played like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinkle Toes Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 Hope you enjoy viewing as much as I enjoyed putting it all together. Happy Christmas nutjobs. You have driven me out of my lurkdom to say how much I enjoyed this - especially the ' fixed and floating' bathing platform. Not sure why except maybe because I think it might be the straw that breaks the camels back. But it would be a shame if all this was to end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 i thought someone said that Pompey would run out of money today, as well as the end of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 December, 2012 Share Posted 21 December, 2012 (edited) And yet another exclusive passes our intrepid local journalist by... @NabilHassan79: A significant part of the #pompey jigsaw is in place. Stuart Robinson/PST have tonight exchanged contracts for the land around Fratton Park. @NabilHassan79: Administrators of the land surrounding Fratton Park expect to complete the deal with Robinson/PST in mid Feb 2013. #pompey @NabilHassan79: Exchange of contacts for the land is massive show of faith from Robinson/PST who must be confident of forcing sale of Fratton Park. #pompey Edited 22 December, 2012 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 22 December, 2012 Share Posted 22 December, 2012 i thought someone said that Pompey would run out of money today, as well as the end of the world. Its only the end of the world for them. Business as usual for everyone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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