Summer Transfer Window 2026

[Turkish]

Are we all practising our Viking row? The bantz is going to be peak my bros

[Dan Johnson]

4 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Should help us soar up the table

I just hope no one else swoops in

[Turkish]

2 minutes ago, Dan Johnson said:

I just hope no one else swoops in

Hopefully Spors has got his claws into them already 

[redkeith]

3 hours ago, trousers said:

Something something hovercraft, something something eels...?

We're you listening to RadMac today?😆

[AlexLaw76]

3 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Are we all practising our Viking row? The bantz is going to be peak my bros

Before or after the Lallana wave?

[Badger]

1 hour ago, Matthew Le God said:

 

 

I guess you haven't seen this Monty Python sketch Danbert

Thought I had a good memory of Monty Python but no recollection of that sketch.

I salute you MLG for bringing that out of the archives 

[Matthew Le God]

1 minute ago, Badger said:

Thought I had a good memory of Monty Python but no recollection of that sketch.

I salute you MLG for bringing that out of the archives 

@trousers and I think alike

Poor trousers! 👖 

[Turkish]

6 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

Before or after the Lallana wave?

After that but before that gay clap thing they do when Ward Prowse lines up a free kick

[OneMrsWallace]

2 hours ago, Turkish said:

This is who it suggest we sign to replace him includes a former and current player 😂

 

1. CJ Egan-Riley — my first choice
   • Comfortable playing out from the back.
   • Has experience in the Championship and at Premier League level.
   • Would fit a possession-oriented Southampton side.
   • At 23, he still has significant upside.
2.  
3. Ronnie Edwards
   • Southampton know the Championship market well, and Edwards would be a very logical fit.
   • Excellent age profile and technically suited to building from defence.
   • Could potentially become the long-term leader of the back line.
4.  
5. Ben Nelson
   • Leicester’s young centre-back has the physical profile to handle Championship football.
   • Still developing, so Southampton could potentially get more value from him than with an established name.
6.  
7. Charlie Cresswell
   • More aggressive and physical than Harwood-Bellis.
   • Has Championship experience and could add some nastiness to Southampton’s defence.
   • Slightly less natural if the priority is playing out under pressure.
8.  
9. Keven Schlotterbeck
   • Interestingly, Southampton have reportedly already agreed a £4m deal for the Augsburg defender.
   • If that deal goes through, he could actually be the immediate Harwood-Bellis replacement rather than Southampton needing another major signing.
10.  

 

AI is just a road that goes to Scotland. Knows fuck all. 

[Zorba]

17 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Hopefully Spors has got his claws into them already 

Let’s hope we get him Cheap. If he turns out to be a Dodo, he could be a real Albatross around our necks.

[Cuddles]

1 minute ago, Zorba said:

Let’s hope we get him Cheap. If he turns out to be a Dodo, he could be a real Albatross around our necks.

Flock that 

[Suhari]

3 minutes ago, Zorba said:

Let’s hope we get him Cheap. If he turns out to be a Dodo, he could be a real Albatross around our necks.

I'm certain his signing on fee will help feather his nest.

[trousers]

2 hours ago, Danbert said:

Norwegian 

 

[Badger]

2 minutes ago, trousers said:

 

Hope Henrik settles in Southampton. Don’t want him homesick, pining for the fjords … 

[skintsaint]

3 hours ago, Saint NL said:

Just saw that Falchener wasn't named in the Viking squad for todays game 👀

Sick with bird flu.

[Turkish]

18 minutes ago, Zorba said:

Let’s hope we get him Cheap. If he turns out to be a Dodo, he could be a real Albatross around our necks.

Should be okay seems like Rasmus keeps his beak out of our transfers these days 

[suewhistle]

It must have helped, winning 5-1 on Saturday. Joining a club on the up and one that is easier from which to get to Norway. 

Here's hoping.

[AlexLaw76]

Just seen this headline

 

 

[LVSaint]

Bree Norwegian Wood Manning

This bird has flown...

[Ivan Katalinic's 'tache]

1 minute ago, LVSaint said:

Bree Norwegian Wood Manning

This bird has flown...

Bree Norwegian Schlott Manning would be better?

[Hopper]

Just now, Ivan Katalinic's 'tache said:

Bree Norwegian Schlott Manning would be better?

Not sure I could survive Wood at LCB for more than 2 games.

[St Chalet]

THB and Shea were great last season. But take the best part of £60m, pay off some debts and recruit well. We will be ok. 
 

i am impressed with what we have done in the January and Summer window so far, along with the trimming of the shite. 

[LVSaint]

1 minute ago, Ivan Katalinic's 'tache said:

Bree Norwegian Schlott Manning would be better?

Yeah. Thats only if Keven gets injured/suspended. McCartney didn't write Norwegian Schlott

[Turkish]

4 minutes ago, Ivan Katalinic's 'tache said:

Bree Norwegian Schlott Manning would be better?

Lack of diversity is concerning same goes for our goalkeeping and midfield options 

Edited 53 minutes ago by Turkish

[BS8Saint]

1 hour ago, redkeith said:

We're you listening to RadMac today?😆

The CHAIN!

[VectisSaint]

17 minutes ago, LVSaint said:

Yeah. Thats only if Keven gets injured/suspended. McCartney didn't write Norwegian Schlott

Norwegian Wood mainly written by Lennon.

[chownie20]

Let's get the Norwegian in and pit him alongside KS!

Wouldn't mind us getting Mehmeti in on loan, but still need a big lad in central midfield I think 

[beavis17]

 

[Midfield_General]

43 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Should be okay seems like Rasmus keeps his beak out of our transfers these days 

Dragan won't be happy when he gets the bill

Edited 25 minutes ago by Midfield_General

[Midfield_General]

1 minute ago, beavis17 said:

 

David Affengruber

Let's see the puns for that one then

[Turkish]

2 minutes ago, beavis17 said:

 

Who the fuck is this? We want the Viking

[SaintlyAnd]

Just now, Midfield_General said:

David Affengruber

Let's see the puns for that one then

Affengruber translates to Monkey Pit

[beavis17]

Was linked with United earlier this summer. 
 

https://onefootball.com/en/news/man-utd-eye-elches-interception-king-who-is-david-affengruber-the-austrian-centre-back-rising-in-la-liga-42854221

[Midfield_General]

Just now, SaintlyAnd said:

Affengruber translates to Monkey Pit

Monkey Chicken Pitting Zoo

[SNSUN]

7 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Who the fuck is this? We want the Viking

Get them both in. Falconer, Affengruber, Schlotterbeck, Wood. Quality 4 CBs there, unless I am forgetting someone...

😜

[hypochondriac]

9 minutes ago, Turkish said:

Who the fuck is this? We want the Viking

This guy actually looks better in terms of attributes we need. Faster and a better passer. Alongside Schlotterbeck that would be a formidable duo.

[goodymatt]

The big question is, who’s the better player, Falchener or Affengruber?

[skintsaint]

Maybe both coming in and we are fucking off someone else. 😅

[SNSUN]

1 minute ago, goodymatt said:

The big question is, who’s the better player, Falchener or Affengruber?

[skintsaint]

 

[sfc4prem]

2 minutes ago, goodymatt said:

The big question is, who’s the better player, Falchener or Affengruber?

I think the most pertinent question is, what do their names directly translate to in English?

Does it beat our friend Hassenhutl?

[Disco Stu]

5 minutes ago, SNSUN said:

Get them both in. Falconer, Affengruber, Schlotterbeck, Wood. Quality 4 CBs there, unless I am forgetting someone...

😜

Wood is not a quality CB.

[SNSUN]

2 minutes ago, skintsaint said:

Maybe both coming in and we are fucking off someone else. 😅

Much as we all wish that, I think we're probably aiming for one or the other so that if one collapses in the next 48 hours, we have the other to still go on. 

[SNSUN]

Just now, Disco Stu said:

Wood is not a quality CB.

He's as quality a 4th choice as we'll get for the Championship. 😉

[goodymatt]

I wonder who our first choice replacement is

[Harry_SFC]

5 minutes ago, goodymatt said:

The big question is, who’s the better player, Falchener or Affengruber?

From what I'm reading, I'd suggest Affengruber is currently the better player. Don't forget he's playing at a higher level than Falchener.

[Saint NL]

I can only imagine we're signing these players to make a fortune on fans getting names on the backs of shirts.

Losing Harwood-Bellis is big business for 50p per letter

[Turkish]

10 minutes ago, hypochondriac said:

This guy actually looks better in terms of attributes we need. Faster and a better passer. Alongside Schlotterbeck that would be a formidable duo.

Fuck that that what about the bantz and the Viking row?

[sfc4prem]

7 minutes ago, sfc4prem said:

I think the most pertinent question is, what do their names directly translate to in English?

Does it beat our friend Hassenhutl?

Ok, ok. Hear me out.

Falchener's translation was obvious.

Affengruber's, however. Fuck me. The clear winner.

[The Kraken]

Get Hans Gruber in.

Or the Viking. Whatever.