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    “Is it possible to take saints into the conference”?

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    Ralph: Hopefully Mr. Gao doesn’t realize that we’re actually watching Winter Olympics hockey, Kat.

    Kat: Shut it Ralph I think he heard you.

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    Ralph: "No Mr Gao, that's Liverpool. We are the team in red & white. The team that look ****"

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    Mr Gao - Oh Nellie look, this is wonderful, those clappers every supporter has bought must cost 1 each, how much have we made today ?

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    Gao: So it's like golf right ? The lowest score wins ?

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    Ralph - "I will have the sweet & sour chicken with egg fried rice......."

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    Kat: "Look at Lemina and Bertrand, Mr Gao. See, I told you there were still players left to sell."

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    Mr. Gao: "Explain me again, Mr. Krueger, how relegation will 'take our business to the next level'."

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    No Mr Gao those are the Chinese players you told us to get in. Number 8 is Foo King Krap, number 7 is Wai Sta Space and number 2 is Toe Tal Gash.

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    GAO ‘ so Ralph with those 5points you mention, we must be well clear of the relegation zone,

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    阿呆与阿瓜

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamplemousse View Post
    Gao: "Haha! Look at those useless w*nkers in the red & white shirts wth the hapless tw*t in charge. What mug owns them?"
    Nelly/Ralf: "Errrr..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamplemousse View Post
    Ralph: "So, 2018 is the year of the dog? What was last year?"
    Kat (Under her breath): 'The year of the mug..."
    Last edited by Ivan Katalinic's 'tache; 11-02-2018 at 09:33 PM.

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    I just think the whole thing is a fuc**** joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamplemousse View Post
    Kat - can’t believe I sold this sack of sh!t for nearly 200 big ones
    GAO - if you look closely at the upper northam, that’s where the penthouses are going
    Nelly - why do these c**s get paid so much?
    Ralph - I’m a shut the f**k up, they haven’t realised I’m still being paid to do this sh!t

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamplemousse View Post
    COME ON CANADA!! Don't you just love the Winter Olympics Kat

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    Gao: Remind me again how big the parachute payments are?
    Katharina: 91m
    Gao: Marvellous!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamplemousse View Post
    Happy Chinese Year of the asset strip!


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    Quote Originally Posted by B Rabbit View Post
    Winner

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    Forget it being a caption competition but Kat must feel a right **** selling this pile of ****e to GAO.

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    Why when she got richer

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    Gao - Wow my own real life premier league team right there on the tv in front of my very eyes

    Random Woman - If Mr Gao end up skint from this he get no more sucky sucky tug tug

    Katherina- Wow I have seriously screwed the fans and Gao over. At least only the fans have noticed.

    Ralph - Wow I couldnt understand this sport any less. Does anyone know how I came to be here?

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    Gao - I'm laughing... but it's a laugh of impatience.

    But yeah, B Rabbit wins. Well 75% of the joke anyway, bit lazy for the other 25%

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    Mr. Gao: So Ralph, tell me again which team is Shandong Luneng and which player is Pelle?

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    Ah here comes the buffet��

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    Nice playing, wery good. So when do the goals come?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saint Claude Van Damme View Post
    Gao - Wow my own real life premier league team right there on the tv in front of my very eyes

    Random Woman - If Mr Gao end up skint from this he get no more sucky sucky tug tug

    Katherina- Wow I have seriously screwed the fans and Gao over. At least only the fans have noticed.

    Ralph - Wow I couldn’t understand this sport any less. Does anyone know how I came to be here?
    The random woman is his daughter so not sure if they are that close.

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    Enough of the casual racism though please. Plenty to be said without resorting to that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max View Post
    Enough of the casual racism though please. Plenty to be said without resorting to that.
    Something about trying to milk a cow and getting covered in sht? Seems apt.

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    Khatarina and Ralph: Don't let the Dalek in, he will blow our plan wide open.

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    Forget the caption competition, by the look of those scarves we may be back to the red with white pinstripes next season as per Cortese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamplemousse View Post
    Ralph soon realises that they haven't yet got the message that MP has tried his best to make this the Bored Room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max View Post
    Enough of the casual racism though please. Plenty to be said without resorting to that.
    Enough indeed! Enough of this super-PC nonsense. They are Chinese, some of the jokes are going to play on this - that is NOT casual racism, it is more like observational humour. I laugh at jokes about white softie southerners etc..
    Do you get similarly outraged when you hear jokes about the Welsh and their alleged predilection for sheep?

    We can't let the super-PC brigade win. You don't have to be particularly intelligent to tell when jokes are made out of malice but obviously it takes a little more than you have.

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    If you don't understand I will not waste time trying to make you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max View Post
    If you don't understand I will not waste time trying to make you.
    He does understand, it's you that doesn't. Racism involves power and hatred, Observational jokes are neither.

    Not racist: Gao: But I thought 8 always went rather well with 7 and 2. A joke about Chinese using a numbering system in their takeaway shops in the West coupled with Saints player numbers.

    Racist: Anything derogatory attempting to demean or degrade the Chinese, Swiss or Canadians in the photograph.

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    It was the assumption by Toon Saint that the 'rabdom' Chinese woman was a prostitute and the accompanying language that I found offensive. All too often this assumption is made and it becomes tiresome and offensive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max View Post
    It was the assumption by Toon Saint that the 'rabdom' Chinese woman was a prostitute and the accompanying language that I found offensive. All too often this assumption is made and it becomes tiresome and offensive.
    Fair enough, but only 1 comment out of 20ish then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamplemousse View Post
    hy are those road workers on the pitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Max View Post
    It was the assumption by Toon Saint that the 'rabdom' Chinese woman was a prostitute and the accompanying language that I found offensive. All too often this assumption is made and it becomes tiresome and offensive.
    Eh? I said it was Gao's daughter after a previous post referred to her as a 'random woman' and made a joke about her being a prostitute.

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    I bet they are. not even watching the game
    what a load of shyt

    the club is juts a spin machine these days

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    Absolutely f*cking embarrassing photo.

    W@nkers.

    Actually feel a bit sorry for Mr Gao. He is being massively mugged off.

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    KAT I'm a confused,this isn't Rome and I can't see the fiddler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wade Garrett View Post
    Absolutely f*cking embarrassing photo.

    W@nkers.

    Actually feel a bit sorry for Mr Gao. He is being massively mugged off.
    Proper trolling him. Like milking an OAP for their savings

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    GAO: What is this Rel - ig - ation thing they keep mentioning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Batman View Post
    Proper trolling him. Like milking an OAP for their savings
    George Agdgdgwngo would have more mercy on him than Krafty Kat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamplemousse View Post
    Kat[thinks] why is my scarf shorter than the others? I wonder if it makes my neck look big?
    Ralph [thinks] I told Kat we had scammed this guy enough and we shouldn't have come back for more...
    Gao: "This football ownership thing is easy..my mate bought Tevez and that worked out well too!"

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    Rabdom bloke on the right: If I look serious, it will look like I realise the gravity of the situationRabdom woman on the left: Where's my f$cking food. I ordered fried dog 5 mins ago. Rabdom Chinease man to rabdom Chinease woman next to him: Your makeup has a bit of face on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Max View Post
    It was the assumption by Toon Saint that the 'rabdom' Chinese woman was a prostitute and the accompanying language that I found offensive. All too often this assumption is made and it becomes tiresome and offensive.
    I think you'll find that's sexist rather than racist. Back to PC school for you.

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