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Mohammed Salisu


How will Salisu’s debut go?  

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  1. 1. How will Salisu’s debut go?

    • Clean sheet
      17
    • Concedes penalty
      11
    • Scores the winner
      6
    • Own goal
      4
    • Hat trick
      3
    • Injured in the warm up
      10
    • Subbed off after 20 minutes, Dia style
      3
    • Sent off
      6
    • Another own goal
      2
    • False teeth fall out screaming for a handball against Patricio
      3
    • Meteorite hits Shropshire. Match abandoned
      9


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15 minutes ago, St.JonB said:

Are we confident this is not another Danso? Everybody got pretty excited by that signing as well. Not seen him play but hopefully he is as good as people are hoping. 

If people did it was based on next to nothing. This is a big signing of a first team player who has decent experience already, watched by a lot of clubs and plenty of journalists rating him highly. 

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2 hours ago, Teddeer said:

How about Buddy Holly's Peggie Sue along the lines of;

 

We love you, Salisu

With a love so rare and true

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Well we love our Sal, we love our Salisu.

 

Salisu, Salisu

Sali, Sali, Sali, Sali Salisu

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Oh well we love our Sal cos we know what he can do

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Oh well we love our Sal, we all love Salisu.

 

We have a winner. Great.

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Promising signing but get a bit excited from JV and Hoedt joining the club and reviews they had.

Fingers crossed he can make the jump from La Liga to the EPL. Last decent player we signed from there that succeeded at Saints?

Using the basic math......thats Hojbjerg's fee spent on both our signings so far. Way we operate :)

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5 minutes ago, SKD said:

Pointless putting suggestions down for a song. As MLG pointed out, the racist scum that attend St Mary’s won’t sing about black players..... 🤡

Not true. We had a song about Wanyama to the tune of a song about the jungle.... 😳

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5 hours ago, skintsaint said:

Promising signing but get a bit excited from JV and Hoedt joining the club and reviews they had.

Fingers crossed he can make the jump from La Liga to the EPL. Last decent player we signed from there that succeeded at Saints?

Using the basic math......thats Hojbjerg's fee spent on both our signings so far. Way we operate :)

JV had genuine calibre from his BMG time. In fact, I'll own up to thinking it was an excellent signing as I watch the Bundesliga and he was rock solid.

As for Hoedt, I've always said I reckon we went to Lazio to buy Stefan de Vrij and came back with the wrong Dutchman. Hoedt couldn't even get a game for Lazio at that stage.

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5 minutes ago, View From The Top said:

JV had genuine calibre from his BMG time. In fact, I'll own up to thinking it was an excellent signing as I watch the Bundesliga and he was rock solid.

As for Hoedt, I've always said I reckon we went to Lazio to buy Stefan de Vrij and came back with the wrong Dutchman. Hoedt couldn't even get a game for Lazio at that stage.

JV never lifted himself off the ground, was slow and had the turning circle of a barge. He never looked suitable to me, although my judgement is questionable - I'm embarrassed to say that I thought Hoedt looked a great prospect!

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14 hours ago, St.JonB said:

Are we confident this is not another Danso? Everybody got pretty excited by that signing as well. Not seen him play but hopefully he is as good as people are hoping. 

My sources tell me this may or may not be the case. You heard it here first, I won't stand for plagiarism, be warned! 

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1 hour ago, fez said:

Didn't use the phrase i was looking for .. "mobile brick shithouse of a defender" but apart from that a good read.

Not sure how well it researched our current options though:

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His playing style may even work in his favour, as he offers something different to the Saints' current options. With Bednarek and Stephens are more no-nonsense, Salisu is willing to play with the ball at his feet - something which any modern centre-back needs to be comfortable doing.

And no mention of the Leicester defeat. Thought that was obligatory.

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(to old macdonald)

Hasenhüttl went to Spain; we've got Salisu

He said give me a big Ghanaian; we've got Salisu

with a tackle here, tackle there, fucking tackles everywhere

Hasenhüttl went to spain; we've got Salisu...

 

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Taxi!!

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13 minutes ago, Bananaman said:

(to old macdonald)

Hasenhüttl went to Spain; we've got Salisu

He said give me a big Ghanaian; we've got Salisu

with a tackle here, tackle there, fucking tackles everywhere

Hasenhüttl went to spain; we've got Salisu...

 

....

....

....

Taxi!!

On reflexion, there are some deep-rooted homosexual undertones here indicative on some kind of repression on my behalf.. feel free to ignore. 

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58 minutes ago, charliemiller said:

I do wonder if maybe Stephens will move to the def mid position to allow the new fella and bendarak to do the CB job .

 

Would that work ?

 

No,  one of Stephens weak points is his positional sense and awareness,  that would be a major flaw in cdm role 

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On 13/08/2020 at 04:35, Teddeer said:

How about Buddy Holly's Peggie Sue along the lines of;

 

We love you, Salisu

With a love so rare and true

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Well we love our Sal, we love our Salisu.

 

Salisu, Salisu

Sali, Sali, Sali, Sali Salisu

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Oh well we love our Sal cos we know what he can do

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Oh well we love our Sal, we all love Salisu.

 

Well we love our Sal, we love our Salisu.

could be

Well we love our Sal, Mohammed Salisu.

Great idea though!

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On 12/08/2020 at 19:35, Teddeer said:

How about Buddy Holly's Peggie Sue along the lines of;

 

We love you, Salisu

With a love so rare and true

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Well we love our Sal, we love our Salisu.

 

Salisu, Salisu

Sali, Sali, Sali, Sali Salisu

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Oh well we love our Sal cos we know what he can do

Oh Sali, our Salisu

Oh well we love our Sal, we all love Salisu.

 

Not bad at all but very 1950's. 

You're showing your age my friend

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https://www.southamptonfc.com/news/2020-08-12/mohammed-salisu-southampton-football-club-transfer-reaction

One of the most genuine interview pieces i've seen a new signing do at Saints. Looking forward to seeing him in the shirt! Welcome Salisu!

Chant wise, could we borrow the old Wanyama Celtic chant?

"Mohammed Sal - is - uuu"

Mohammed Salisu

Sali suuuu

Sali suuu

OHHH OHH!"

 

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Buddy Holly, by Weezer:

What's with these wankers, dissing my team?
Who have they got up front?
What did we do to these guys
That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine
SFC and that's for all of time

Oo-ee-oo I look just like Duncan Goodhew
Oh-oh, and you're Mohamed Salisu
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
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6 hours ago, The Curse of St Mary's said:

Training away from squad to get up to speed fitness wide according to Dan Sheldon @ Athletic 

Read the article and he is speculating the entire time for all the subjects.

i don t call that journalism. He wasn t very bright for the Echo and won t be for The Athletic.

Waste of a membership, preferred Carl Anka, at least he could talk tactics.

 

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16 minutes ago, stevy777_x said:

Read the article and he is speculating the entire time for all the subjects.

i don t call that journalism. He wasn t very bright for the Echo and won t be for The Athletic.

Waste of a membership, preferred Carl Anka, at least he could talk tactics.

 

He's certainly nowhere near the level that Carl was...

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53 minutes ago, Convict Colony said:

Turks - maybe cos its your ITK status and you have a direct line into the forum but how the hell are you posting so much during our forum chernobyl ?

I''m lucky if I can get in and read most days.

#Prayforsteve

It's all a deliberate ploy from Steve. He is paid on hits not connections, if you're trying 15 times to get on the site when usually it's only once he still gets paid out on the 15, which he needs as i've just put my rates up due to a counter offer from Sotonians.

 

#thepriviledged #hereforyourbenefit #stevesmostvaluableasset

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