Saints 1-4 West Ham - Match Thread

[bugenhagen]

Can we just tell Villa that we only sell our CB's in pairs, and 20M for THB is OK, but it includes Stephens.

[Sir Ralph]

Just now, StrangelyBrown said:

We're a couple of decent CBs and a midfielder away from a decent side. But we all know that... Come on spors, work some magic

We need a winger too. Dobbin isn’t up to it so far fellows is pony. Edozie less said the better

[Pamplemousse]

1 minute ago, Toussaint said:

I’m just proud that we have kick started West Ham’s season. 

I'm sure Pompey said the same thing

[RedArmy]

Just now, StrangelyBrown said:

We're a couple of decent CBs and a midfielder away from a decent side. But we all know that... Come on spors, work some magic

At least we sorted out GK and Striker. 
 

For once it would be nice to have a well rounded squad for longer than 6 months. 

[OneMrsWallace]

2 minutes ago, coalman said:

We completely brought this on ourselves. We were comfortably on top then let our intensity drop to criminally low levels. The glacially slow play around the back invited West Ham back into the game and now we have no clue how to turn it around.

So typical of us. Many teams would press on, get the second, maybe a third as their kids panicked and kill the game. Not us. Such a massive change for the worse from second half of last season. 

[Baird of the land]

See we’ve had to move azaz into midfield in order to have a cm who has a forward gear

[jamesfp1]

Fucking hell

[E_H_Saints]

And we thought we wanted the premier League.  If this doesn't show how far off we are I don't know what will.  WH couldn't buy a win and deservedly came down but yet still show they won't be here for long. We need to wake up fast.  Some of our players think they are better than they are and yet we think they are too good to be sold for cheap.  On what evidence? 

[St Chalet]

1-4

Jokes

[tdmickey3]

Probably lose to the Skates too

[SNSUN]

Tonda out. 😜

[Saint86]

3 minutes ago, Sir Ralph said:

Good bye dobbin - useless

Wellington has been utter dog shit.

[Toussaint]

Just now, Pamplemousse said:

I'm sure Pompey said the same thing

Let’s see shall we? 

[sadoldgit]

How is Bowen still at WH?

[LGTL]

Fuck knows why we have brought Larin on. Stupid decision. 

[Window Cleaner]

All in all a very poor showing from Saints.

[StrangelyBrown]

And Matsuki is fucking shit. Can't pass a football

[John Boy Saint]

Bunch of fucking clowns

[Saint86]

Just now, E_H_Saints said:

And we thought we wanted the premier League.  If this doesn't show how far off we are I don't know what will.  WH couldn't buy a win and deservedly came down but yet still show they won't be here for long. We need to wake up fast.  Some of our players think they are better than they are and yet we think they are too good to be sold for cheap.  On what evidence? 

Most worrying thing is the head loss from the side at 2-1

[coalman]

Stephens half hearted challenge again.

[Toussaint]

Just now, Saint86 said:

Wellington has been utter dog shit.

Amongst many others

[Sir Ralph]

Brilliant defending Stephen’s bellend

[Suhari]

Yeah. Could be a long season.

Strong attempted block from Jack. NOT!

[Pamplemousse]

Get the cheque book out Spors because we're not going up with this defence

[Lee On Solent Saint]

Can none of these fuckers tackle? 

[Zorba]

what a load of shite!

[Osvaldorama]

For fuck sake 

 

Fucking wankers. This is what happens when you lose all your best players AGAIN 

[trousers]

Here's hoping this result ends up being a blessing in disguise...

 

[Whitey Grandad]

Depressingly bad. Our defence is non-existent. 

[LGTL]

Just now, SNSUN said:

Tonda out. 😜

You joke, but this is as bad as anything Still produced. 

[badgerx16]

Goodnight ladies, I've seen enough.

Catch you all tomorrow.

[pingpong]

Stephens hasn't had a very good game.

[Saint_clark]

Dobbin and Stephens have been utterly atrocious so far this season. Even that fourth, Stephens was the closest man to the ball and just had zero effect on the play whatsoever.

[lambtiss]

2 minutes ago, Sir Ralph said:

Wellington barely played and fellows was poor

Wellington was good when called upon, fine as a backup to Manning. Fellows tailed off but started really well. 

[Patches O Houlihan]

Stephen’s managed to block off Wellie and then usher Bowen through to shoot 🤦‍♂️

[James]

This is guff. We will be lucky to make 8th without some signings.

[die Mannyschaft]

Perhaps Tonda needs to be banned. This team looks awful cant do basics, too slow. Running back and not tackling.

[Saint Scott]

Stephens and Welly stood like statues

[Mboto Gorge]

Don’t worry, Solak was very apologetic after the spygate fuck up, he promised us a team to be proud of this season, are we proud yet?

[Toussaint]

Edozie back to his most useless. 

[trousers]

Everyone getting up out of their seats... Our noble owner was right all along... 

[Mr X]

Bunch of shite not sure wtf we are learning in training from Tonda.... Maybe bring the spying back! 😉 

[RedArmy]

1 minute ago, StrangelyBrown said:

And Matsuki is fucking shit. Can't pass a football

The new shoehorn. Doesn’t really do anything well, just find him a position and play him every week. 

[Toussaint]

1 minute ago, Pamplemousse said:

Get the cheque book out Spors because we're not going up with this defence

And midfield 

[Dr Who?]

It went all a bit Boro away in the New Year there… we kicked on after that. 

[Harry_SFC]

Sounds stupid but maybe losing like this in the cup is a good thing. Might force Dragan into putting his hand in his pocket. 

Or it might be the start of a losing streak. 

[bpsaint]

Not even an attempt at a block by shoehorn, just showed Bowen into space for the shot.

This is a fucking embarrassment ahead of the weekend.

[trousers]

Just now, pingpong said:

Stephens hasn't had a very good game.

Any news on the Pope's religion of choice...?

[Pamplemousse]

This is the worst we played since the first half at Leicester

Massive wake up call

[Cuddles]

I've been trying to think of a word for this and come up with "cuntwankers"