World Cup 2026

[Whitey Grandad]

He's good. He's fecking brilliant. 

[Dr Who?]

What.A.Finish

[obelisk]

That is some goal by Kane. Ignore all the other tossers and do it yourself.

[Disco Stu]

That's why you don't take off a world class striker.

[BotleySaint]

Kane!!!

[trousers]

Never any doubt!!!!!

[egg]

That was a special finish. 

[Turkish]

25 minutes ago, egg said:

Yep. Keeps dropping off. We need a CF who'll stretch their defence and pull their CB's out of shape to create space. 

Get the useless cunt off 😂😜

[adrian lord]

Tuchel is a genius 

[Jonnyboy]

24 minutes ago, Badger said:

This is a bloke who scores for fun with Bayern. How does he turn to shit for England? 

Lololol

[egg]

That even looked quick in slow motion. 

[sfc4prem]

Wow. Sublime finish

[Window Cleaner]

Right got the plan now. Do nothing for an hour and then throw the sink at them. Good plan.

[stknowle]

Pah, that was just a closer in version of Charles v Oxford. 

Edited Wednesday at 17:51 by stknowle

[Badger]

9 minutes ago, obelisk said:

I'm still expecting Congo to break and get a 2nd.

I was just about to agree with you ! 

[Sheaf Saint]

6 minutes ago, trousers said:

Bugger... I've just realised that equaliser probably means we've got to suffer a penalty shoot out... FFS

Or not.

[die Mannyschaft]

As long as Kane is in team then England can win. Be 3-1 soon Kane hat trick

[obelisk]

Bets on 2-2 in the last minute anyone?

[East Kent Saint]

Harry Kane what a player he's become 100% brilliant !

[vectraman]

Thank God for the Harry Kane get out of jail free card 🥵

[Dr Who?]

1 minute ago, obelisk said:

Bets on 2-2 in the last minute anyone?

Nope! 

[whelk]

So much more enjoyable when initial jeopardy/fear. 

[adrian lord]

Where would we be without Kane?

[SNSUN]

Back to the early morning game on Monday then....

[Gloucester Saint]

Gordon and Kane will enjoy playing with each other at Bayern….and the football.

[Badger]

1 minute ago, Jonnyboy said:

Lololol

Yep. That was a moment of pure individual brilliance. 

[trousers]

2 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Or not.

Thank me later...

#reversepsychology

Edited Wednesday at 17:54 by trousers

[egg]

Just now, adrian lord said:

Where would we be without Kane?

The airport. 

[Gloucester Saint]

Just now, adrian lord said:

Where would we be without Kane?

Tuchel down the job centre for one.

[obelisk]

Can this England defence hold out for 4 minutes more?

[trousers]

Just now, obelisk said:

Can this England defence hold out for 4 matches more?

Nope...

Edited Wednesday at 17:56 by trousers

[bpsaint]

1 minute ago, egg said:

The airport. 

Jokes aside just imagine the last 10 years of watching England without Harry Kane. Fuck me it’s a bleak thought.

[CB Fry]

Mexico quivering in their fucking ponchos watching this

[obelisk]

Dangerous Congo free kick in Manning territory. 

[Gloucester Saint]

England were careless with their Wissa there

[BotleySaint]

Dangerous free kick in last minute.

[trousers]

Dangerous free kick FFS 

[Sheaf Saint]

Absolutely no need for Bellingham to do that.

[SNSUN]

Please no extra time, need to get my kid to bed. She's doing my head in.

[BotleySaint]

Whew.....

[trousers]

1 minute ago, CB Fry said:

Mexico quivering in their fucking ponchos watching this

Careful....

 

[Turkish]

1 minute ago, CB Fry said:

Mexico quivering in their fucking ponchos watching this

We'll be be fine now because now we will play teams who attack us so defence will be like ROCKS bro

[Toussaint]

Never in doubt. 

[die Mannyschaft]

England v France final anyone?

[Whitey Grandad]

Unconvincing, but who cares?

[Gloucester Saint]

🎵 Touching me, touching cloth 🎵 

[obelisk]

The next game in Mexico is going to be an embarrassment.

[Jimmy_D]

That'll do!

Absolute belter of a goal to win it!

[Toussaint]

1 minute ago, obelisk said:

The next game in Mexico is going to be an embarrassment.

For Mexico hombre 

[qwertyell]

Good thing Harry Kane is so conditioned to carrying absolute dog shit from his days at Spurs.