Saints 0-4 Brighton - Match Thread

[Saint NL]

Should be 0-1.

Very very lucky

[Saint Fan CaM]

Archer is useless at receiving long balls.

We're being cut apart in midfield and defence. It’s a complete and utter dog shit of a show.

[OttawaSaint]

Is ABK 20lbs overweight or is he putting in a "fuck you" performance. I can walk faster than he running.

[Challenger]

This is already heading in an altogether familiar way.

[Mr X]

Only a matter of time before our floodgates open 😂

[obelisk]

Saints are just an incoherent shambles. If they end up with 11 on the park I'll be surprised.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

Looks as though it's a matter of time before we're conceding here. Giving them a l;ot of opportunities, with not much in return.

[trousers]

1 minute ago, HKsaint said:

ABK is so slow 

Hardly surprising he's rusty given he's been sat on the bench for the last 2 months...?

[bpsaint]

Should have buried that, got away with it.

Love the new ball, giving 2004-05 vibes. Another relegation season 😂

[Saint NL]

Just now, OttawaSaint said:

Is ABK 20lbs overweight or is he putting in a "fuck you" performance. I can walk faster than he running.

Was he always this slow? Maybe we're just remembering him to be much better than he actually was...

[OttawaSaint]

Wow. Lucky again. We're getting horribly outpaced.

[Sheaf Saint]

Dunno what's going on with my IPTV today but the channels are all messed up and most of them are showing the Arsenal v WH game. The one channel I did find that was showing Saints has now switched to Bournemouth v Wolves (which it should have been).

Should I even bother trying to find a stream?

[Saint NL]

They missed an absolute sitter.

 

[Saint NL]

Just now, Sheaf Saint said:

Should I even bother trying to find a stream?

It's on Optus sports 4, you should have it on your iptv sub

[Saint Fan CaM]

Dibling lost. Archer lost. Sulemana his usual selfish stupid. Can’t see us scoring.

[SNSUN]

Just got in from work, can't believe we're still holding them to a...

 

...oh wait...

[Suhari]

Titcheese.

[OttawaSaint]

Wtf?!?! ABK just stopped. 

I guess we now know why he hasn't played. He's awful.

[Mr X]

Just now, Saint NL said:

Was he always this slow? Maybe we're just remembering him to be much better than he actually was...

He was always naive and a bad decision maker but had great potential if he could sort the attitude and commitment 

[obelisk]

And there we are. Brighton break the Saints defensive line one time too many. 0-1.

[Saint NL]

Game over....

Where was the defence

[Suhari]

Bet the floodgates open now.

[HKsaint]

ABK has given an assist  immediately

[miserableoldgit]

Oh Bugger......I thought that ABK was the answer.....

[Saint Fan CaM]

And there’s the clusterfuck. The players don’t know what their jobs are. The organisation of the team is abysmal.

[SNSUN]

At least I can play FM25 to show I can manage this team better than Martin/Juric...

 

...oh wait...

[Edmonton Saint]

This is shocking. Ramsdale punting long balls up to Archer and Sulemana and unsurprisingly it’s coming straight back. The Aribo/Bree CB experiment should have ended weeks ago but here we are. Gross Mismanagement 

[Saint NL]

It's like watching 11 guys who have never met each other just run around randomly. 

[Sunglasses Ron]

Well done lads, closing in on 8 home defeats in a row. That’s some effort!

[Mr X]

One goal will be enough for them they can relax now like we do 

[HKsaint]

Any shot on target? 

[the colonel]

1 minute ago, Edmonton Saint said:

This is shocking. Ramsdale punting long balls up to Archer and Sulemana and unsurprisingly it’s coming straight back. The Aribo/Bree CB experiment should have ended weeks ago but here we are. Gross Mismanagement 

Hang on why don't we play it out from the back?!?!

[Baz Fl]

3 center backs are used to make the middle secure, we’ve reinvented that idea. Thankfully they’ve missed some sitters 

[miserableoldgit]

Just now, HKsaint said:

Any shot on target? 

Sorry....any what? No....I don't understand!

[LiberalCommunist]

Fast forward to next season please. Nothing fun about this shit. 

[Saint Billy]

1 minute ago, HKsaint said:

Any shot on target? 

No Juric is still standing.

[Matthew Le God]

2 minutes ago, SNSUN said:

At least I can play FM25 to show I can manage this team better than Martin/Juric...

 

...oh wait...

Play the unofficial update instead.

[miserableoldgit]

Just now, the colonel said:

Hang on why don't we play it out from the back?!?!

Out from.....or across?

[The Kraken]

2 minutes ago, HKsaint said:

Any shot on target? 

Looks like we’re all over them….

[AlexLaw76]

Ivan Juric; your football is shit 

[badgerx16]

5 minutes ago, miserableoldgit said:

Oh Bugger......I thought that ABK was the answer.....

You were asking the wrong question.

[benjii]

The football was way better under Martin.

[Saint NL]

 

Cheers Chris

[OttawaSaint]

If anything, we're getting worse.

I haven't experienced a single enjoyable moment in this match so far. We've done absolutely nothing.

It's beyond dreadful.

[vectraman]

No shots, no corners, no hope 😬

[John Boy Saint]

Just now, badgerx16 said:

You were asking the wrong question.

And on some 1960’s narcotics where the sky is purple

[Mr X]

Noone thought their would be a team worse than the 2007/8 derby team...... Take a bow saints! 

Edited 22 February, 2025 by Mr X

[trousers]

1 minute ago, benjii said:

The football was way better under Martin.

Sadly, the points weren't.... 

[obelisk]

Saints totally clueless. No threat to Brighton at all.

[OttawaSaint]

*Yawn*