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Oh that’s ok then, he will settle without any problems

 

I watched the YouTube video on him someone posted yesterday, he's very English though plays for Austria. Speaks English, German and Twi (his parents are Ghanaian).

 

Looking forward to seeing him in action, though I don't expect he'll be in the side for the first few games.

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Ooh

You can dance

You can jive

Having the time of your life

Ooh, see that goal

Watch that defending

He is the Danso king

 

Tuesday night and the lights are low

Looking out for a place to go

Where they play the right football

Getting in the swing

You come to look for a king

A dominant athletic young man could be that guy

Night is young and the header's high

With a bit of homo-erotic

Everything is fine

You're in the mood for a dance

And when you get the chance

He is the Danso king

Young and sweet

Only seventeen (four years ago)

Danso King

Feel the beat from the man-marking

You can dance

You can jive

Having the time of your life

Ooh, see that dominant young man

Watch that scene

He is the Danso king

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http://c.newsnow.co.uk/A/995925667?-11205:798

 

From an article on News now it looks a bit safer than the Alderweireld transfer "The fact that it is a loan deal for the 20-year-old, with an exclusive option to buy, suggests that the south coast outfit have learnt their lesson after what has happened in the past".

 

Sounds good but any idea on price? Kinda makes me wonder what’s in this for Augsburg ?? If he’s great we get him for set fee and if he flops he goes back there why would they want this deal if he’s so highly rated ?

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D.A.N.S.O

D.A.N.S.O

He is D - Dangerous

He is A - Athletic

He is N - Nerveless

He is S - Superhuman

He is Oh Ohhh Ohhh

He is Danso!

 

 

But he might not be that good. And if he is we probably want to play it down so he doesn't get tapped up by spurs or the victims.

 

D - decent

A - pretty average

N - not too bad at all

S - satisfactory

He is or-di-na-ry

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Fingers crossed this works out. But if it is a loan with a view to first option purchase - it seems pretty risk free to me.

 

Song idea, how about this to rhythm is a dancer:

 

We’ve got Kevin Danso

He stands at 6 foot 3 so

You won’t beat him in the air!

 

Wooah Kevin Danso

Wooah you won’t beat him in the air!

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Fingers crossed this works out. But if it is a loan with a view to first option purchase - it seems pretty risk free to me.

 

Song idea, how about this to rhythm is a dancer:

 

We’ve got Kevin Danso

He stands at 6 foot 3 so

You won’t beat him in the air!

 

Wooah Kevin Danso

Wooah you won’t beat him in the air!

That's actually very good.
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Sounds good but any idea on price? Kinda makes me wonder what’s in this for Augsburg ?? If he’s great we get him for set fee and if he flops he goes back there why would they want this deal if he’s so highly rated ?

 

Yes, does anyone know, or can anyone guess why Augsburg were prepared/happy to let him go? Do they need the money; do they have a surplus of decent CB's.

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D.A.N.S.O

D.A.N.S.O

He is D - Dangerous

He is A - Athletic

He is N - Nerveless

He is S - Superhuman

He is Oh Ohhh Ohhh

He is Danso!

 

 

D - de Austrian

A - an Austrian

N - not German

S - so Austrian

O - oooh ooh he”s Austrian

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What did you want him to say?

Genuine question

I always found hojbjerg interviews to be pretty interesting. Something similar to that would have been nice. Never mind though it's hardly the end of the world, I just wish they wouldn't media train the players to within an inch of their lives then we'd actually get some interesting insights. It's not really the players fault though.
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What did you want him to say?

Genuine question

 

I wish they wouldn't ask such banal questions in these clips.

 

"Well Kevin, can you just give us your opinion on this clip from yesterday's match and a monumental f^ck up by one of your new team mates in defence please ?" . That might have made it more interesting for a start.

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I wish they wouldn't ask such banal questions in these clips.

 

"Well Kevin, can you just give us your opinion on this clip from yesterday's match and a monumental f^ck up by one of your new team mates in defence please ?" . That might have made it more interesting for a start.

 

Kevin, welcome to Southampton. Do you feel that neoclassical economics is contributing to the crisis in identity for increasingly nuanced group-identities on the political centre-left?

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To rhythm is a dancer...

 

Rhythm is a Danso,

Kevin is the answer,

Always wins it in the air,

 

Lift your hands and voices,

Your strikers will avoid him,

Bodies lying everywheerrrreeee,

 

Woahh, Kevin Danso,

Woahh, wins it in the air,

Woahh, Kevin Danso,

Woooahhhaaaoooaahhhh

 

 

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