trousers Posted 31 October, 2020 Share Posted 31 October, 2020 (edited) On 28/10/2020 at 08:48, trousers said: False hope > mediocracy Yep 😂 Edited 31 October, 2020 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 2 November, 2020 Share Posted 2 November, 2020 Jackwit out,, reminds me of one of them gofers that pop up out of a hole at the arcade that you smash with a big mallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 6 November, 2020 Share Posted 6 November, 2020 I can see the Portsmouth Evening News headlines now: Portsmouth lad captain of the team at the top of the Premier League Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 6 November, 2020 Share Posted 6 November, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archers Road Stand Posted 7 November, 2020 Share Posted 7 November, 2020 Still hurting from the 4-0 smashing I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 7 November, 2020 Share Posted 7 November, 2020 51 minutes ago, Archers Road Stand said: Still hurting from the 4-0 smashing I see. And the Phew were clearly doing so well before the lockdown. 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 7 November, 2020 Share Posted 7 November, 2020 That is desperate stuff, but worth a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 7 November, 2020 Share Posted 7 November, 2020 1 hour ago, badgerx16 said: And the Phew were clearly doing so well before the lockdown. 🙂 What history have New Portsmouth FC got anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 7 November, 2020 Share Posted 7 November, 2020 5 minutes ago, OldNick said: What history have New Portsmouth FC got anyway 8 years. Almost into double figures of history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint1977 Posted 8 November, 2020 Share Posted 8 November, 2020 On 07/11/2020 at 09:18, badgerx16 said: And the Phew were clearly doing so well before the lockdown. 🙂 At least it gives the unfortunates - those sitting around Westwood as well as being Pompey fans - some nasal respite. A bit like the Fabreze advert, they’d probably gone nose blind at games. Michal wotsit is only saying that because his beloved PFC flopped in the play off semis again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igsey Posted 9 November, 2020 Share Posted 9 November, 2020 Plucky Pompey through to the second round of the FA Cup after SMASHING hopeless Ipswich 3-2 after extra time. If we beat them 4-0 last year while in terrible form, what do we think the score would be in a repeat fixture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 9 November, 2020 Share Posted 9 November, 2020 I'd rather get Havant and Waterlooville than Portsmouth in the cup. They've got a longer history! Plus it's my nearest football ground and they deserve the money more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 9 November, 2020 Share Posted 9 November, 2020 A virtual bye to round 3 as they have drawn Kings Lynn. Maybe we'll get them again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 9 November, 2020 Share Posted 9 November, 2020 21 minutes ago, The Cat said: A virtual bye to round 3 as they have drawn Kings Lynn. Maybe we'll get them again! One can only hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picard Posted 16 November, 2020 Share Posted 16 November, 2020 Plymouth 1-0 up at HT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 17 November, 2020 Share Posted 17 November, 2020 And FT...? Don't leave us hanging; some of us get all our Portsmouth news from this thread.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickn Posted 17 November, 2020 Share Posted 17 November, 2020 1 hour ago, suewhistle said: And FT...? Don't leave us hanging; some of us get all our Portsmouth news from this thread.. 2-2 in the great dockyard derby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 17 November, 2020 Share Posted 17 November, 2020 Thanks! 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 20 November, 2020 Share Posted 20 November, 2020 https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/out-contract-portsmouth-stars-warned-massive-pay-cuts-needed-or-leave-fratton-park-3041180 Well it had to happen some time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 20 November, 2020 Share Posted 20 November, 2020 I put a tenner on Marquis to score first goal against Plymouth. Saw they went 1-0 down so gave that up. looked at account today and he was given it as first was an OG. Imagine my surprise! Angel Delight tonight for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 23 November, 2020 Share Posted 23 November, 2020 A role model to all young Pompey fans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 24 November, 2020 Share Posted 24 November, 2020 good luck to them both, make a lovely couple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 24 November, 2020 Share Posted 24 November, 2020 Pompey winning League 1 in hate crime https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12140754/aston-villa-fans-top-list-of-hate-crimes-reports-for-2019-20-season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 24 November, 2020 Share Posted 24 November, 2020 On 23/11/2020 at 10:21, Matthew Le God said: A role model to all young Pompey fans... You can tell he's enjoying it by the way he's pushing back into his chum. Brotherly love, portsea island style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igsey Posted 25 November, 2020 Share Posted 25 November, 2020 After their traditional 1-1 draw against Oxford last night, Portsmouth are 4th in the league, although they have played more games than most teams. December will be tough - they face Hull (1st) and Peterborough (2nd), Ipswich (5th) and Fleetwood (7th) and Blackpool (currently 15th but on a 5-game winning streak). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 25 November, 2020 Share Posted 25 November, 2020 Factless Allen surpasses himself. Apparently Maradonna, really did almost sign for Portsmouth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 25 November, 2020 Share Posted 25 November, 2020 28 minutes ago, Danbert said: Factless Allen surpasses himself. Apparently Maradonna, really did almost sign for Portsmouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 26 November, 2020 Share Posted 26 November, 2020 23 hours ago, Danbert said: Factless Allen surpasses himself. Apparently Maradonna, really did almost sign for Portsmouth This just doesn't ring true... Quote Within days of his arrival, it emerged Maradona would also be landing at Fratton Park to work closely with boss Paul Hart. Can you seriously have those two names in the same sentence... Quote For whatever reason, the appointment was never made, with Maradona remaining as Argentina boss until July 2010. For whatever reason... how about because it's completely fanciful,a load of bollocks... and was never going to happen in the first place. Is that good enough reason ? Can't believe any fuckwit of a local journalist would put his name to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 27 November, 2020 Share Posted 27 November, 2020 For some unaccountable reason, the council still won't "buy into their vision" and the begging bowl remains empty. Such a shame the redevelopment of Fratton Park is "not in their hands." Still, there are plenty of people to blame: Network Rail, The Highways Agency, local residents, the local council and even the government! All this is sadly preventing them bringing the old girl "into the 21st Century." But as Caitlin sagely points out, the government's probably got better stuff to be doing. He regrets that if their "problems prove insurmountable" they may have to remain a global 19th Century force... I'd never have guessed. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/mark-catlin-explains-how-removal-final-pylon-will-impact-portsmouths-fratton-park-vision-3049208 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 1 December, 2020 Share Posted 1 December, 2020 Oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 December, 2020 Share Posted 3 December, 2020 https://www.skysports.com/football/news/12040/12149913/efl-bailout-premier-league-agreement-with-league-one-and-two-clubs-imminent Hope that 8 year old cesspit of a club down the road will be eternally grateful for SFCs contribution that'll help keep them afloat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 8 December, 2020 Share Posted 8 December, 2020 £50m between almost 50 clubs isn't exactly a lot for a club like Pompey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 12 December, 2020 Share Posted 12 December, 2020 I find it difficult to imagine they won’t get promotion this season. I can live in hope though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 14 December, 2020 Share Posted 14 December, 2020 On 08/12/2020 at 15:39, Joey-deacons-left-nut said: £50m between almost 50 clubs isn't exactly a lot for a club like Pompey... A million pounds could buy PFC 2012 Ltd at least 50 times over and still leave you change...their begging bowl should be very appreciative! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 17 December, 2020 Share Posted 17 December, 2020 Every cloud... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the colonel Posted 17 December, 2020 Share Posted 17 December, 2020 haven't they been in Tier 3 for years already!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 17 December, 2020 Share Posted 17 December, 2020 3 hours ago, the colonel said: haven't they been in Tier 3 for years already!!! Nah, they've always been a number 2. (that was a poorly executed, yet factually accurate joke, about them being sh!t if you're wondering). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 17 December, 2020 Share Posted 17 December, 2020 I was doing deliveries in Tipner/Stamshaw the other day and holy sh*t is that place a dump. I think if I lived there I wouldn't want to leave my house anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 17 December, 2020 Share Posted 17 December, 2020 Tipner is technically an actual dump. Toxic waste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 18 December, 2020 Share Posted 18 December, 2020 Christmas is saved. Factless Allen has written a fourth book about the skates: Pompey; The island city with a football club for a heart. Looks like no one has reviewed in yet on Amazon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picard Posted 18 December, 2020 Share Posted 18 December, 2020 2 hours ago, Chez said: Christmas is saved. Factless Allen has written a fourth book about the skates: Pompey; The island city with a football club for a heart. Looks like no one has reviewed in yet on Amazon. How did you manage to come across that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 18 December, 2020 Share Posted 18 December, 2020 31 minutes ago, Picard said: How did you manage to come across that? Closed his eyes and thought about Kelly Brook instead? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 18 December, 2020 Share Posted 18 December, 2020 8 hours ago, Picard said: How did you manage to come across that? Looking for the shittest Christmas gift possible for brother in law and my Google search term hit the fucking jackpot. I'm guessing it's got about 500 words, all one syllable, spread over roughly 300 pages, with plenty of photos of Kanu lifting the cup to help the reader recover from the inevitable Alan Knight, Guy Whittingham and Kevin Dillon wankfests. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 19 December, 2020 Share Posted 19 December, 2020 I see the cheating skate feckers might be number one at crimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 19 December, 2020 Share Posted 19 December, 2020 5 hours ago, mack rill said: I see the cheating skate feckers might be number one at crimbo Six fingers crossed! It'll make the annual slide from the top even funnier this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 19 December, 2020 Share Posted 19 December, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, mack rill said: I see the cheating skate feckers might be number one at crimbo Have they released a record, a remake of 'Too drunk to fuck' Edited 19 December, 2020 by Fan The Flames Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 19 December, 2020 Share Posted 19 December, 2020 11 hours ago, mack rill said: I see the cheating skate feckers might be 45th at crimbo Fixed it for you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 21 December, 2020 Share Posted 21 December, 2020 They're more disease-ridden than usual https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/portsmouth-fear-coronavirus-outbreak-widespread-senior-players-test-positive-3074322 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 21 December, 2020 Share Posted 21 December, 2020 On 19/12/2020 at 01:15, mack rill said: I see the cheating skate feckers might be number one at crimbo Nestled impressively between Wycombe and Lincoln in the football pyramid. I also noticed that if other teams below them win their games in hand (admittedly a couple of teams would need to make up some big differences in goal difference) Pompey wouldn't even be in the play-off places. Instead, they could be below Accrington Stanley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 21 December, 2020 Share Posted 21 December, 2020 1 hour ago, jawillwill said: Nestled impressively between Wycombe and Lincoln in the football pyramid. I also noticed that if other teams below them win their games in hand (admittedly a couple of teams would need to make up some big differences in goal difference) Pompey wouldn't even be in the play-off places. Instead, they could be below Accrington Stanley. Who are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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