hypochondriac Posted 25 September, 2009 Share Posted 25 September, 2009 Are skates classed as bottom feeders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 25 September, 2009 Share Posted 25 September, 2009 Are skates classed as bottom feeders? Priceless.... and wow I finally found a use for Budweiser - when sprayed onto your screen and keyboard it cleans up the coffee stains normally there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 25 September, 2009 Share Posted 25 September, 2009 Tonight at football I was speaking with one of the blue few and he basically said he went to their fans meeting and "matey", whether it was Al-Fahim or Storrie, told him that they would be spending "loads of money". But it was reported that there would not be any money spent. Pompey hierarchy lying to their fans? Not an ideal start... Disaster waiting to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 Can't mobilise 20k to fratton Pk on matchdays though,eh. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/portsmouth/article6850376.ece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 I have no sympathy for Portsmuff...Maybe slightly for some of the genuine fans....But only very slightly. The question is....How the hell did the FA/Prem league allow Gaydermam and now this Arabic chappie with NO money anywhere near an English football team. Something decidely not quite right with either or that Storrie/Redknapp financial group....Like most of pro football who let these unacceptable characters in boardrooms across the country......Thank God we have NC and ML.........Will we be making a donation/collection to support Pumpey? Thought not. 19 will be tearing his hair out at his team going down the plug hole...Shame.... COYRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 Sahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 Can i just say that i feel Hart is doing a wondeful job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 Sounded like they played pretty well second half. I think Nugent would have put a couple of those chances away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 Pos Name.............Played....GD...Points.....Comedy Value 20th Portsmouth.........7......-10....0............GOLD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 I assume the only difference between OO7 and Pompey is an O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 Sounded like they played pretty well second half. I think Nugent would have put a couple of those chances away They are only missing a goalscorer, but I guess all the other teams need to do now is pack the defence and use the counter attack with the skates forced to play catch up in the points department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianoneils slidingtackle Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 I'm loving this pompey trouble, how many turned up today at Notarf Krap :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StDunko Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 Just over 18000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StDunko Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 Less than we got against Yeovil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzhugh Fella Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 Thought Everton were poor today and P*mpey better than expected. Tbh they played quite well and were unlucky. Think Hart is doing a good job under the circumstances - let's hope the good doctor sacks him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 The fans deserve better apparently... http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2009/sep/26/portsmouth-sulaiman-al-fahim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpb Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 The fans deserve better apparently... They deserve what they are getting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 The fans deserve better apparently... http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2009/sep/26/portsmouth-sulaiman-al-fahim This comes from the Observer. The sports editor of the Observer has acknowledged that he is a Pompey fan. No wonder they thnk that Pompey fans deserve better!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild-saint Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 Portsmouth FC have announced that thier new shirt sponsor is Tampax!! A spokesman for Tampax commented " Portsmouth are a perfect fit for our brand as they are all a bunch of CVNTS and they are going through a really bad period." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
positivepete Posted 26 September, 2009 Share Posted 26 September, 2009 Quote "Portsmouth FC have announced that thier new shirt sponsor is Tampax!!" Not so far fetched, they were made in Havant for many years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 27 September, 2009 Share Posted 27 September, 2009 From a Sol Campbell interview.... "Let's be honest - I knew the standard of football was going to be dramatically different from the Premier League. "And as for the trip to Morecambe¿ the facilities at Morecambe, they weren't actually that bad. I've seen worse. "Remember, I used to be at Portsmouth - have you seen Fratton Park? Have you been to the training ground? Made me chortle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 27 September, 2009 Share Posted 27 September, 2009 From a Sol Campbell interview.... "Let's be honest - I knew the standard of football was going to be dramatically different from the Premier League. "And as for the trip to Morecambe¿ the facilities at Morecambe, they weren't actually that bad. I've seen worse. "Remember, I used to be at Portsmouth - have you seen Fratton Park? Have you been to the training ground? Made me chortle. I read that earlier, brilliant. Sol's gone up in my estimations now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFM Posted 27 September, 2009 Share Posted 27 September, 2009 Pos Name.............Played....GD...Points.....Comedy Value 20th Portsmouth.........7......-10....0............GOLD! Don't get me wrong, I thoroughly enjoyed our late equaliser at Carlisle but to hear on the radio that the above was the worst start in the top division since the 1930s brought me huge comfort and joy. I'm tempted to follow them around the country enjoying their losing sequence and destruction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 27 September, 2009 Share Posted 27 September, 2009 Still Pompey's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 27 September, 2009 Share Posted 27 September, 2009 Portsmouth FC have announced that thier new shirt sponsor is Tampax!! A spokesman for Tampax commented " Portsmouth are a perfect fit for our brand as they are all a bunch of CVNTS and they are going through a really bad period." Tea on screen moment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 27 September, 2009 Share Posted 27 September, 2009 Don't get me wrong, I thoroughly enjoyed our late equaliser at Carlisle but to hear on the radio that the above was the worst start in the top division since the 1930s brought me huge comfort and joy. I'm tempted to follow them around the country enjoying their losing sequence and destruction? I feel there is one or two games to go before the run comes to an end (although it would be funny if it never stopped)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 27 September, 2009 Share Posted 27 September, 2009 Just over 18000 There were quite a few empty seats visible on MOTD in the Fratton end by the corner flag. Great fans - Pah we **** 'em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 27 September, 2009 Share Posted 27 September, 2009 I liked watching the last few minutes in the Rugby club up in Carlisle before our match. Singing songs praising Paul Hart, classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianoneils slidingtackle Posted 27 September, 2009 Share Posted 27 September, 2009 Still laughing at pompey result, 24 hrs after the event. hehehehe :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 27 September, 2009 Share Posted 27 September, 2009 if you'd asked me at the start of the season how many points I could dream of them having after seven games I would have been happy with four or five, I can't believe they can carry on like this for too much longer, they will get something at Wolves surely...if not they are properly doomed. And as it was when we were about to get relegated, the table doesn't currently reflect how bad it is in reality - most of us knew we were never going to bridge a small gap but people thought it was mathematically possible on both recent occasions and kept hoping for a miracle. So their fans think they are 'just a couple of wins from safety'. In reality they are eight points from safety already, and when you take the top five (man city?) out of the fixtures equation they already need maybe 40 points from about 23 games? Suddenly the figures don't stack up. Meanwhile they can't afford a new manager or players, and who wants to go there in January when they are ten points adrift and flirting with administration? The fake Dr thinks it's good news that he is about to double the debt, it's insane - they haven't learned one thing from our public debacle, bizarre, but funny. I can't believe they could be worse off if they had appointed a board made up of six of our maddest forum members whose only aim was to get them relegated and drive the business into the ground. We are living in a golden era. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right sider Posted 27 September, 2009 Share Posted 27 September, 2009 With PFC's odds on staying up, they have yet to play the top 4 h and a and already have played 7 with no points. That leaves 23 games to get 40 odd points and 2 points a game is top 6 form. Aint gonna happen. Nailed on relegated!!! Ps Hart is doing a wonderful job, although rumours in the gutter trash that WGS is to be the new manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 27 September, 2009 Share Posted 27 September, 2009 With PFC's odds on staying up, they have yet to play the top 4 h and a and already have played 7 with no points. That leaves 23 games to get 40 odd points and 2 points a game is top 6 form. Aint gonna happen. Nailed on relegated!!! Ps Hart is doing a wonderful job, although rumours in the gutter trash that WGS is to be the new manager. fair do's they already played Arsenal away and lost 4-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 27 September, 2009 Share Posted 27 September, 2009 Nice little fact: With 3 goals, Pompey have the worst attack in English football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EFM Posted 28 September, 2009 Share Posted 28 September, 2009 Nice little fact: With 3 goals, Pompey have the worst attack in English football. SO unfair when they've only lost Crouchie, Defoe, Nugent and..................oh just loads more. Hahahahahah! Isn't the football world a tragedy these days :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 28 September, 2009 Share Posted 28 September, 2009 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2657070/Peter-Storries-show-us-cash-call.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joensuu Posted 28 September, 2009 Share Posted 28 September, 2009 It's fun to watch them sink, but far too early to say they're certain to be down already! Yes they have 23 games (outside of the top 4 teams) to play, but I think the assumption that they need 40 pts is misleading. The premiership gulf between the best and worst 6 teams is greater than it's ever been. Teams like Spurs and Man City are unlikely to drop many points against the bottom teams. I'd predict that the top teams pick up more points than usual, while the 3 teams to go down are all on record low points... I don't know how many points will bring safety, but I bet it's closer to 35(or perhaps less) than it is to 40. (PS singing Storrie's name! How desperate is that?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris Karloff Posted 28 September, 2009 Share Posted 28 September, 2009 It's fun to watch them sink, but far too early to say they're certain to be down already! Yes they have 23 games (outside of the top 4 teams) to play, but I think the assumption that they need 40 pts is misleading. The premiership gulf between the best and worst 6 teams is greater than it's ever been. Teams like Spurs and Man City are unlikely to drop many points against the bottom teams. I'd predict that the top teams pick up more points than usual, while the 3 teams to go down are all on record low points... I don't know how many points will bring safety, but I bet it's closer to 35(or perhaps less) than it is to 40. (PS singing Storrie's name! How desperate is that?) Given the dross that's down there, it may well be a shoot-out between Pompey, Wolves, Hull and Burnley and somewhere around 30 points may keep them up. I think though that they will need to get a good run going somewhere to stay up and to do that they may need a couple of good results against the big boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katalinic Posted 28 September, 2009 Share Posted 28 September, 2009 Storrie admits he was close to resigning last week. But he has decided to stay on after the Fratton Park fans chanted his name during Saturday's 1-0 defeat by Everton. He added: "It has been hard and frustrating. "But when the crowd sings your name, it makes you think 'Blimey, that doesn't happen to many chief executives'. "It made me feel quite humble." Or to put it another way: "It wasn't hard and frustrating signing off the inflated wages of the past few years without raising concerns as CEO to the future viability of the club, but now we are in the s*** it was really nothing to do with me you know. But when the crowd sings your name it does make you think how naive they really are and besides who else is going to pay a chancer like me nearly £1.5 million a year. It made me feel like buying a big boat at Hamble" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 28 September, 2009 Share Posted 28 September, 2009 Storrie admits he was close to resigning last week. But he has decided to stay on after the Fratton Park fans chanted his name during Saturday's 1-0 defeat by Everton. He added: "It has been hard and frustrating. "But when the crowd sings your name, it makes you think 'Blimey, that doesn't happen to many chief executives'. "It made me feel quite humble." Or to put it another way: "It wasn't hard and frustrating signing off the inflated wages of the past few years without raising concerns as CEO to the future viability of the club, but now we are in the s*** it was really nothing to do with me you know. But when the crowd sings your name it does make you think how naive they really are and besides who else is going to pay a chancer like me nearly £1.5 million a year. It made me feel like buying a big boat at Hamble" I am sure we used to chant the name of our chief recently departed CEO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 28 September, 2009 Share Posted 28 September, 2009 No matter what you say, Hart is still doing a better job of getting into the CCC than Pardew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sperm_john Posted 28 September, 2009 Share Posted 28 September, 2009 there just one word for pompey, Major Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 29 September, 2009 Share Posted 29 September, 2009 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2659225/Gary-McAllister-named-Paul-Harts-No2.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 29 September, 2009 Share Posted 29 September, 2009 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2659225/Gary-McAllister-named-Paul-Harts-No2.html He failed miserably at Leeds so McAllister should fit in well at Fratton Park , you'd need a heart of stone not to laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 29 September, 2009 Share Posted 29 September, 2009 looks like another cheap option, I give it six weeks before the fake Dr does another U-turn and McAllister takes over, though they might be better off playing him. Lets make the most of this hilarity, it can't last much longer, any gathering of players will eventually stumble across a point, in the meantime, let's go past their points tally tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 29 September, 2009 Share Posted 29 September, 2009 Looks like he's turned them down............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 29 September, 2009 Share Posted 29 September, 2009 ...Will we be making a donation/collection to support Pumpey? Pricelss. Yes, let's. That would be the ultimate humiliation for the Skates - to have Saints fans collecting for them. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 29 September, 2009 Share Posted 29 September, 2009 Pricelss. Yes, let's. That would be the ultimate humiliation for the Skates - to have Saints fans collecting for them. lol It could be called 'Save sinking old Soles' Other suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 29 September, 2009 Share Posted 29 September, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8279754.stm They cant even bring in a #2... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 29 September, 2009 Share Posted 29 September, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8279754.stm They cant even bring in a #2...I wonder if that will go on Ho's transfer gossip threads lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 29 September, 2009 Share Posted 29 September, 2009 I doubt if the failure to agree terms related to his salary, would suggest it would be about investment in the team so will take this as another sign the great Dr's dough will do nothing for them, "in principle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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